"..."Our goal is to help our customers remain productive anytime, anywhere..."
Productive, that is, for Redmond's cash-flow...
1722 posts • joined 19 Apr 2007
"..."Our goal is to help our customers remain productive anytime, anywhere..."
Productive, that is, for Redmond's cash-flow...
Bird crap in heatsinks causes CPU self-cooking...
What they really fear is their own people becoming aware...
"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled, they cannot become conscious." - George Orwell, 1984
Our own precious politicos keep the masses happy with 'bread & circuses', lies & innuendo - and guess what! The average citizen is so apathetic politically beyond his own short-term self interest, that this approach has met with success. Obviously, anyone attempting to short-cut the system and inform the populace is a threat which must be eradicated...
So it's now "The next big thing"....
"Stand out from the crowd by doing what everyone else is doing."
I could almost believe there are Marketing types who would come out with that - and, frighteningly, believe it...
"... Lazy, useless, unskilled jobsworths were about 80% of the workforce..."
Yup - and they're unemployable elsewhere, but they're all members of Unite - Mr Millipede's puppet-masters - so your options of dealing with them are very limited.
Also, see Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy:-
Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy states that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people":
First, there will be those who are devoted to the goals of the organization. Examples are dedicated classroom teachers in an educational bureaucracy, many of the engineers and launch technicians and scientists at NASA, even some agricultural scientists and advisors in the former Soviet Union collective farming administration.
Secondly, there will be those dedicated to the organization itself. Examples are many of the administrators in the education system, many professors of education, many teachers union officials, much of the NASA headquarters staff, etc.
The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.
"... the government trying to do something massive and unprecedented, yet without the culture or operational infrastructure to do so.."
...or the wisdom, or the experience, or the understanding, or any sort of clue whatsoever...
"...its your money not the banks! .."
Well, not exactly, any more. Many bastards in the "Banking Community" have amended their terms & conditions to state that any funds you deposit into your own account are now deemed to be an unsecured loan to the aforementioned illegitimi...
"...I wouldn't immediately call FACT if I found an suspicious device under my car one morning..."
Then you ought to - and request that they drive your vehicle, but point out the suspicious device only when you're a long way away...
Boom - well, it couldn't happen to nicer arseholes, could it?
but a lack of morals has everything to do with tax collection...
"... get away with contributing the least..."
"Contributing" has an inherent suggestion of a voluntary deed. I most certainly do NOT "contribute" my PAYE every month. It is extracted by threat/force from my earnings before I ever see them. And with what is left, I am paying import duties, VAT, a share of the salesperson's own PAYE, so if I, in despair, decide to console myself with a nice pint, the amount of duty & VAT I'm paying on that is definitely extortionate.
I already have to work for the first half of every year just to satisfy the state's insatiable appetite for MY money, so when everything is taken into account, in terms or REAL spending power (net of taxes & duties) I doubt that I'm left with as much as 25% of my actual earnings.
In times gone by, levying extortionate taxes at even a quarter of that rate would have seen the extortionist's head on a pole at the city gates...
Ah, the good old days...
Beer - a rare luxury, these days.
Or you could do the logical, sensible and even moral thing and put the blame squarely where it belongs:- with the egocentric and hypocritical incompetents who claim that they can rule us all, set our laws, and everything will be hunky-dory: it will, by the way, but only for them and their chosen cronies.
Democracy my arse!
"...If you are stupid enough to 1) buy an iphone..."
If you are stupid enough to think that anyone whose thoughts or tastes are different to yours is deserving of execution, then you're not exactly humanity's greatest asset, are you?
Our rebel colonial cousins have, interestingly, taken two traditional British girlie games - netball and rounders - and have turned them into a national religion, having renamed them as (respectively) basketball and baseball...
Ditto:- in fact I can't believe some of the risks I've taken by using Handbrake on my own legally-purchased DVDs, so I can put the resulting .mp4's on my iPhone/iPad.
Apparently, I am risking the rest of my life being spent as a galley slave, the slaying of my first-born, the rest of my family being seized and sold into the slave trade, all my livestock (pets) being slaughtered and my house being burnt down and bulldozed into rubble...
And that's just for the DVDs I DO own...
Then can I report approximately 650 expense-fiddlers who are also guilty of "Obtaining pecuniary advantage by false pretences" (pre-election claims), fraud (ditto and misuse of public funds), iffy tax/overseas trust arrangements etc. They're ALL guilty of at least one of 'em.
yes, Inspector Knacker - I can tell you where to find them:- It's a big building called "The Palace of Westminster"...
Listening to the 'well-meaning' advice of others id definitely bad for you.
Have a beer instead - and cheer up.
"I'll probably be in jail by then for murder >.>"
Defence of 'Pesticide'?
"...MS are just as responsible for their actions as Google, Apple, etc. Disproportionately focusing on Microsoft only serves to let the others off easy..."
Yup, and all this squabbling from Macfans & Winfans is giving an effective smokescreen diverting attention away from the real villains.
Yep, those deranged egomaniac self-serving arrogant bastards called "Politicians"...
"...many ministers are corrupt, lying and are taking backhanders not to mention falsifying expense claims..."
You mean you believe there are some who AIN'T???
Do you still believe in the Tooth Fairy, too?
...I bet the German tax authorities aren't too chuffed at the prospect...
I've been using multiple displays for well over 12 years - in fact since OS9 days. It works, and works well.
To say they are to FINALLY support something and then say they are horrid to use with it suggests a) an incomplete command of English - or b) an incomplete idea of WTF we're on about.
'Cos the NORKs use Windows 95...
Owen thinks differently to dougal83.
Dougal83 responds with a diatribe of spittle-laden invective mocking anyone who doesn't toe the dougal line and calls them morons.
What a wonderfully reasoned discourse:- obviously proves that poor Owen should tremble before Dougal's mighty discerning intellect.
I moved from Freehand to Illustrator and found it much better.
I moved from Xpress to InDesign and also found it much better.
However, Adobe's move to the cloud is not a good idea on their part, and is just an excuse to milk users and reduce or eradicate illicit usage - or piracy, if you want to use the vernacular.
Creative Suite components are, IMHO, good solid products - but the marketing/financial "genius" who came up with cloud subscription should be forced to move in with Simon Cowell for a month!
"I think the most impactful thing you could in education is to be clear"
Well, that sure as hell isn't.
And this guy's recommending ideas in education?
That's a bit like Dr Shipman advising The Samaritans...
We have in fact not hand over power "to people other people voted less for".
We have handed over power to people that no-one has voted for and who are therefore totally unaccountable.
I'll echo my comment (above) to Steve...
And send you a beer as consolation.
Steve, you fool.
Don't you realise that any comment on El Reg which doesn't heap vitriol on Apple will attract large numbers of downvotes from those of a certain mindset...
"... i'm pretty sure Mr Kim already knows that they're all dissidents..."
Probably true, but the NORK paranoia is spreading, inasmuch as they're beginning to fear their own downtrodden as much as they fear the outside world.
Read "Nothing to envy", and you will see that a populace exposed to external media cannot continue to swallow the "We have nothing to envy" propaganda. Mr Kim & his élite's position is slowly becoming just a little more precarious every year.
"...clod based anything..."
Yup! My favourite was screwed-up newspaper (yes I know they're all screwed up these days) shoved into the bottom of a cast-iron drainpipe and set alight.
The organ-pipe type deep roar & resonance had to be experienced to be believed.
Mine would, too. However, she'd still be late...
I suppose it depends on what you're trying to do with it.
My 4 needed rebooting maybe two or three times in two and a half years of ownership. Found one app that crashed a few times and removed it. No more crashes! Now got a 64GB iPhone 5 (had it for four months) - haven't needed to reboot it at all and it has never crashed.
Damn. I have Cobol, RPGII, 360 Assembler and so on in my repertoire. Or rather, I had Cobol....
Haven't used any of 'em for 30 years or so, so I'd be at best a little rusty...
...leads politicians into insanity - at least, those few who weren't already there.
...that 87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
"...but warned cheaper kit flooding the market may "dampen" its next quarterly numbers..."
In other words, someone else will affect Samsung in the same way Samsung affected Apple.
Poetic and ironic...
The style and general "Sun/NoTW" approach to writing headlines suggests that 'Kunert' is a pseudonym for the late, unlamented Ms Leach. Either that or an acolyte...
"...Except that is demonstrably not true..."
Then how do you account for Blair's general election wins?
or people STILL voting for Balls, Harman...
Until they become aware of the difference and make their own minds up:- apart from a hardcore of geeks in their Mum's basement running Linux on skeletal FrankenPC towers, the (continuing) growth of Apple sales to the consumer market is exponential...
Such incisive foresight must mean you're more astute than any business analyst, and will be the next CEO of HP, DELL or similar.
It would appear that there are many commenters who would buy the sandpaper undies, and in between brushing the tears from their eyes and testing their new soprano vocals, would be telling the world and his dog how cool they were to buy what they've bought, and how all those with dry eyes and still-baritone vocals were, in fact, deluded manipulated idiots.
Oh, the irony!
"...a broken screen one-day out of warranty..."
Don't know what sort of warranty you hard, but I believe that under EU legislation, a 2-yr warranty is mandatory - but I'm not familiar with all the fine print & legal cobblers.
Might be worth checking upon, and telling your supplier or HP that it's up to them to fix it or swap it...
Do check first, though.
My new iPhone (64GB) is half full (films, apps & music) - I spend 5 hrs each day commuting (by rail) and it's well used. i spend all my time using it and damn all time tweaking, configuring, re-configuring or rebooting it. As I've been a Mac techie for getting on for 30 years (and a software engineer since the mid-70's) I'm not averse to a bit of tinkering here and there, but it's nice to have one item I just use.
Can't think of any app I could need or want that isn't available through iTunes - but I differ from Lallabalalla in that I don't have a FB app. Rational or not, I feel rather uneasy about a site which demands registration before I can even look at an acquaintance's FB entry, and whose pervasiveness has spread to many competitions being based upon "Liking us on Facebook".
I don't like - and so I forego competition entry. There's just something rather creepy about MZ & FB.
Awaits inevitable rush of down votes from rabid anti-Apple hats who don't think anyone should be permitted to hold other views...
to spend vast sums of public (i.e. yours & mine) money, scrap it thus achieving bugger all, and then continue to spend loads more elsewhere - and all without any form of responsibility, culpability or facing the consequences.
Try that in the private sector (The REAL world) and you'd be rapidly fired - or at least your remains would be since you would have been totally eviscerated by that stage.
t probably isn't beyond the wit of 'experts' and GCHQ spooks to decode such items much quicker than a reported seven months.
They're not going to tell us plebs what they can do, are they?
...for married couples.
The favoured position for married couples is "Doggy style"
Husband - sits up and begs...
Wife - rolls over and plays dead...
...the meal(s) provided for one D Hartnett by Vodafone inter alia were never taxed as benefit in kind...