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Titsup Windows 8 PayPal payments snare upgraders

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Re: Handy Tip

If you have dual boot and need to install Windows you need to install to a separate drive which is not your normal boot drive (unless you don't mind re-installing your bootloader)

Not necessary. Just install Windows _first_, then use your Linux LiveCD to resize/repartition the drive & then install.

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NASA admits hiding 'really good' news from Martian soil

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They've found the best way to kickstart manned exploration missions...

GOLD!

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Star Wars VII: The Disney Movie signs Toy Story III script genius

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Alert

I feel a great disturbance in The Force...

As if "Jar Jar - the Musical" was coming soon.

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Apple removes apology-hiding JavaScript from UK website

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Headmaster

That would be "Contempt of Court"

Which translates as:-

Go to jail.

Go directly to jail.

Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200.

Stay there until the judge decides you're sorry.

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Egypt takes hard line on internet pr0n, calls for total ban

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Dear Egypt...

You may be interested in the story of King Canute.

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EPA likes clouds – as long as they're Microsoft's

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The real problem with cloud computing...

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/10/governments-attack-cloud-computing

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Disney buys Lucasfilm, new Star Wars trilogy planned

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Obligatory...

I have a bad feeling about this.

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Android, heal thyself

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FAIL

Latest Android may be secure

But UK carriers will wait 6-9 months before passing it along, if they ever do at all.

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Canonical flings out Ubuntu 12.10 – now with OPTIONAL Bezos suck

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Linux

Final release is today...

But the day ain't over yet!

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'No cutting off people's internet based on secret evidence'

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Dear MAFIAA,

"Because we say so" isn't good enough.

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Study finds file sharers buy more music

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MAFIAA response.....

(with fingers in ears) LALALALALALALALA! We're not listening to you!

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Swiss photographer sues Apple for pilfering her eyeball

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Re: Last paragraph of story

Inq are reporting that Apple HAS now licensed the Swiss Rail clock.

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Archaeologists resume Antikythera Mechanism hunt

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Re: Aliens done it.

It's not alien, it's Atlantean!

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Pirate Bay site sinks, Swedish police raid its ISP

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TPB /is/ time-shifting

Just not in the direction the MAFIAA wanted.

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UK electric car funding - another subsidy for the RICH, say MPs

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Re: Charging

Surely safer to put down inductive charging loops next time the roads are resurfaced.

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Samsung's appeal gaffe keeps Galaxy Tab 10.1 banned in US

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Re: I don't get it

'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Johnny lad!

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UK.gov squatting on £1bn IPv4 motherlode

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Re: When I worked there

"You think they pay $20,000 for a hammer? $30,000 for a toilet seat?" - Independance Day

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NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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Re: But-

So, just outside the Cardynge Limit then?

(Mine's the one with a pair of DeLameters in the pockets)

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Jury awards Apple $1bn damages in Samsung patent case

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Re: What the Foreman said...

"Is that justice?"

Sadly, yes.

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Success! Curiosity Mars lander arrives precisely on schedule

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As I understand things, taking a look for the skycrane is one of the mission objectives.

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Disk demand after Thai floods drains away - unlike Seagate's coffers

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Why HDD sales _really_ fell.

Dear Seagate/WD,

Lower prices == more unit sales == more profiits

We've all been waiting for prices to drop since the flood happened.

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Disappearing space dust belt baffles boffins

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Locals are building a Sunbeam

Because they expect a Boskonian attack.

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US federal boffins insist that mermaids DON'T exist

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Disney to file lawsuit in 3...2...1...

Noone wins but the lawyers!

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No need to comply with data laws if it's too difficult - EU ministers

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WTF?

"Implied Consent"

Isn't.

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LCD TV shipments slip for FIRST TIME EVER

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FAIL

"LCD TV shipments slip for FIRST TIME EVER"

Because world+dog already has one (or more).

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Apple silences mute kids' speech app in patent blowup

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Stop

Prior Art

Whilst at my first ever job in 1983, working for the local Acorn dealership, I was involved in coding a system that did EXACTLY this using the BBC Micro and the BLISS symbol library for a local special school.

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Blighty's new anti-bribe law will do more HARM than good

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Re: Blame the US

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals

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Re: Blame the US

Two words:-

Lockheed. Luftwaffe.

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Samsung's projector phone beamed up to Blighty

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Re: 720p...

Never mind the pixels, feel the lumens.

A video projector that only works in coal mine at midnight worse than useless

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Samsung 'to launch Galaxy S III in US', snubs Apple's ban bid

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It's a good job the USPTO wasn't this stupid 100 years ago...

If it were, Edison would have been able to patent "Using electricity to power a device".

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Strong ARM: The Acorn Archimedes is 25

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Ah, memories.

I had a 3010, and still have a RiscPC StrongARM - which still runs!

Christian, Acorns before the RiscPC had to share video memory with program memory, all 0.5 to 4MB of it.

The RiscPC was available with an optional 1 or 2 MB VRAM stick.

Note that those memory amounts are MEGABYTES not GIGABYTES. ISTR paying over 100ukp to upgrade my A3010 to 2MB.

(Mine's the one with a Risc OS Programmer's Reference Manual set in the pocket)

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EU vows to make asylum-seeker database 'more efficient'

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EU vows to make asylum-seeker database 'more efficient'

By leaving it on the bus?

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Ten... Star Wars videogame classics

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Original Arcade game protip

5000 bonus points for NOT shooting whilst flying down the trench.

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BBC deletes Blue Peter from BBC One

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I believe this to be a good thing...

When I watched kid's BBC (back before the dawn of time), I was always really annoyed when it got pre-empted for the budget, tennis, snooker or pro-celebrity tiddleywinks.

Dedicated channels like CBBC/CBeebies will not see this.

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Cameron's F-35 U-turn: BAE Systems still calls the shots at No 10

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Re: It's all so depressing...

There _was_ a supersonic Harrier in development, until the Gubmint of the day canned it in 1965 to buy F4 Phantoms.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawker_Siddeley_P.1154

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Queen unveils draft internet super-snoop bill - with clauses

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Note for GCHQ:-

Expect large uptick in highly encrypted email.

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Jolly rogered

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Time to put an end to these "Victorian Sensibilities"...

After all, the old battleaxe has been gone for over a century now!

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Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

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I take it the polls closed

Before anyone saw "Battleship"?

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White House issues privacy warning on CISPA-style laws

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@Flibble

I thought it was called "The War Against Terror"?

At least that's what I've thought of every politician since...

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Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

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Yes (Prime) Minister was never a sitcom...

It was a Docu-Drama with a Gubmint-imposed laugh track to make us think it was fictional!

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Facebook: Your boss asks for your password, we'll sue him! Maybe

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Do what I'd do...

Tell them you don't have a Farceberk profile.

(Except I wouldn't be lying)

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More evidence that neutrinos are NOT faster than light

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As any fule no

It's _tachyons_ you need for FTL & time travel!

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Lawyers of Mordor retreat from The Hobbit

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What should happen next...

Sir Ian McKellen should insist on the premiere being held in Southampton, with the after-party held at the establishment in question.

(Y'know - just to rub the lawyers noses in it).

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UK.gov holds summit to stop satnav-driven smash-ups

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Satnav blindness is everywhere.

One end of the road where I work is closed for a couple of weeks whilst the roundabout there is enlarged as part of improving access onto the industrial estate.

Sat-tards are driving past ALL SIX "Road closed ahead" signs and not turning round until they've found the big hole in the road at the very end.

citation:- http://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/110836/wrexham-drivers-risking-lives-by-ignoring-diversion.aspx

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Metro breakdown! Windows 8 UI is little gain for lots of pain

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Remember when Shakespeare said "First, kill the lawyers"?

Maybe he meant UI designers, because this makes Ubuntu Unity & Gnome Shell look well thought out!

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Election hacked, drunken robot elected to school board

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Obligatory...

I for one, welcome our new alcohol-fueled robotic overlord!

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'The full harm to Apple cannot be calculated'

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'The full harm to Apple cannot be calculated'

Divide by zero error?

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UK crime-busters knock hiphop site off the Internet

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Title goes where?

"mass-produced, lowest common denominator, well, shit being pushed out by "artists" every day"

Or "Complete & utter Cowell" as I like to call it.

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NASA plans manned Deep Space Moon outpost

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EML2 has other advantages

Like using the entire mass of the Moon to screen out Earth-generated radio & TV signals.

This would however also require a comms satellite in L4 or L5 to talk to the base.

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Apple demands US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Nexus

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You forgot 8

8) Nobody wins but the lawyers.

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