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265 posts • joined Thursday 17th July 2008 16:35 GMT

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WonkoTheSane
Unhappy

Re: Who else has left already?

Would love to follow you, but "Infinity" is how long I'll have to wait before fibre is installed in my town.

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

How to be a Politician...

1: Promise everything

2: Deliver nothing

3: Blame other parties

4: Profit!

WonkoTheSane

Re: Dumb Telly?

The "Evolution Kit" is a smartphone-sized box that clips into a socket on the back of the TV.

See:- http://www.pcpro.co.uk/blogs/2013/01/10/samsung-evolution-kit-smart-tv-and-the-colliding-worlds-of-phones-pcs-and-televisions/

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Re: Surely T&Cs cover this ?

Of course, this assumes the candidate _has_ accounts with said marketing ^H^H^H social networking orgs.

I don't, so I would obviously not get the job because I won't hand over passwords to said non-existent accounts.

WonkoTheSane

Dear Liz,

Skip over this bit, will you?

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Re: I always wondered how long it was going to take...

To summarize:- Tor is anti-Gubmint.

WonkoTheSane
Boffin

So you didn't meet this guy then?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hIGrFxSTkBU/TMGyceAbP5I/AAAAAAAAB6Y/6-eGvqc5pP0/s1600/Gordon%2BFreeman%2BSpotted%2BAt%2BCERN.jpg

WonkoTheSane
Unhappy

Hmm...

I smell rolled-up trouser legs & funny handshakes (with manilla envelopes)

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Anonymous should leave the Norks alone...

... and take down the world's real #1 evil - Telemarketers and their robo-dialing henchbots.

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

MI5 & GCHQ?

Only there to threaten the others into installing back doors in their systems for "official" use only.

WonkoTheSane
Megaphone

"Should custom Android keyboards even be allowed?"

I find that with a rooted Xoom 1 running JB 4.2.2, a custom keyboard like (genuine) Swiftkey is NECESSARY!

This is because the stock keyboard closes itself after EVERY keypress.

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Ruling overturned by SCOTUS in 3...2...1...

Because "Government of the People, by the Priveliged, for the Corporate."

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

"Starfleet commanders used portable flip-phone style transceivers."

Which is where the designers of the first flip-phone, the Motorola StarTAC say they got their inspiration.

PS: ALL Starfleet personnel used communicators, not just Commanders & above.

WonkoTheSane
Holmes

Follow the Funding...

I suspect it will lead to the Vegetarian Society.

WonkoTheSane
Coat

Re: patent trolls aren't so brave

Lawyers. Riiiight.

<---- Mine's the Italian made one.

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Good news everyone!

Musk tweeted this at 1640UTC:-

"Solar array deployment successful"

and this at 1702UTC:-

"Attempting bring up of thruster pods 2 and 4"

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Most excellent

70 limit came in in 1965 after Carroll Shelby was reported to reach 198mph on the M1.

Before then, the white circle with a black diagonal line meant "End of Speed Limit".

WonkoTheSane
Linux

Re: @ Anonymous IV

Why not? They always have before.

Windows ME & Vista spring readily to mind.

<- Tux, because I left the sinking ship many years ago.

WonkoTheSane
Facepalm

Pics of peripherals

But none of actual console it seems.

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: What a surprise

Actually, MS certification requirements state that the Secure Boot off-switch is required on x86 devices and PROHIBITED on ARM devices (like the Surface).

WonkoTheSane
Coat

Jacket & Jeans?

Gotta be Jeremy Clarkson.

WonkoTheSane

@dz-015

Agreed.

As Confucious never said:- "Once the avalanche has begun, it is too late for the mountain to vote."

WonkoTheSane

But who...

would be right to play Troughton & Pertwee?

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

Video Fail

Due to "crossdomain policy restrictions".

Did Reg mean this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQxmhSJXfQ

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

"Weird Al" Yankovic was right...

This NRA spokesman appears in the movie "UHF":-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgSOCYhwLJ8

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Re: Wrong legislation wording

Better yet: If the answer is no, then the litigant pays double the defendant's cost and the patent is awarded to the defendant because they obviously _do_ produce technology that the patent covers.

WonkoTheSane
Stop

Truth != Libel

/discussion.

WonkoTheSane

Obligatory XKCD

http://xkcd.com/927/

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

Re: ... eradicate terrorism and pedophilia.

"The Tories and Labour are cut from the same cloth"

The problem is neither the Tories nor Labour. The actual problem is the un-elected (un)civil servants pushing this along.

"Yes, Prime Minister" was a docudrama, not a sitcom!

WonkoTheSane
Devil

ACTA == Hydra

Chop off one head and two more grow in its place.

WonkoTheSane
Facepalm

"require CSPs to retain web logs up to the first "/"."

So the CSPs will have to retain logs that contain "http:/" and "https:/"?

I think I'll be OK with that.

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Re: Pot calling the kettle black?

Upvoted for truth!

WonkoTheSane
Pirate

Re: Standardisation.

On the upside, standardization would also allow for a single method of bypassing DPI.

WonkoTheSane
Boffin

Skylon

That is all.

WonkoTheSane
Childcatcher

Could be worse...

Could be called "Hashtag.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2012/nov/28/baby-hashtag-silliest-name-ever

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Re: Handy Tip

If you have dual boot and need to install Windows you need to install to a separate drive which is not your normal boot drive (unless you don't mind re-installing your bootloader)

Not necessary. Just install Windows _first_, then use your Linux LiveCD to resize/repartition the drive & then install.

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

They've found the best way to kickstart manned exploration missions...

GOLD!

WonkoTheSane
Alert

I feel a great disturbance in The Force...

As if "Jar Jar - the Musical" was coming soon.

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

That would be "Contempt of Court"

Which translates as:-

Go to jail.

Go directly to jail.

Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200.

Stay there until the judge decides you're sorry.

WonkoTheSane

Dear Egypt...

You may be interested in the story of King Canute.

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

The real problem with cloud computing...

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/10/governments-attack-cloud-computing

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Obligatory...

I have a bad feeling about this.

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

Latest Android may be secure

But UK carriers will wait 6-9 months before passing it along, if they ever do at all.

WonkoTheSane
Linux

Final release is today...

But the day ain't over yet!

WonkoTheSane
Pirate

Dear MAFIAA,

"Because we say so" isn't good enough.

WonkoTheSane

MAFIAA response.....

(with fingers in ears) LALALALALALALALA! We're not listening to you!

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Last paragraph of story

Inq are reporting that Apple HAS now licensed the Swiss Rail clock.

WonkoTheSane
Black Helicopters

Re: Aliens done it.

It's not alien, it's Atlantean!

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

TPB /is/ time-shifting

Just not in the direction the MAFIAA wanted.

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