* Posts by WonkoTheSane

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Pop goes the weasel! Large Hadron Collider blown up by critter chomping 66kV cable

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Re: Veezels

Soooooo........

TL;DR - Night of the Lepus? (Ask IMDb)

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Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

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Trollface

Saved for future use on cold callers!

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Your mother has a smooth forehead, Klingon language lovers roar at Paramount

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Except for the fact that Doohan was Canadian?

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Coat

Seems related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M

(Mine's the one with 17 different weapons in the pockets)

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Windows 10 handcuffs Cortana web search to Bing and Edge browser

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Megaphone

B*tch can't listen to you without a mic plugged in!

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Remain in the EU and help me snoop on the world, says Theresa May

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FAIL

When May opens her gob...

EVERY b*llsh** detector on Earth goes up to 11!

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Ubuntu 16.04 LTS arrives today complete with forbidden ZFS

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Re: ZFS

I believe oomwat is suggesting it would be more legally acceptable if supplied as a DKMS module.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_Kernel_Module_Support

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Official: EU goes after Google, alleges it uses Android to kill competition

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Re: Alternate operating systems

The WileyFox Storm & Swift come with Cyanogenmod out of the box.

https://www.wileyfox.com/

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Australia's Dick finally drops off

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Unhappy

Next on the list

Maplin, a very similar company in the UK, seems to be going the same way.

A catalog that just a couple of years ago, was one over 700 pages of components, is now a mere 200 pages of naff gadgets & phone chargers.

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ExoMars works! 2 Mbit/s link established and camera snapping

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Re: Those bits that are following it

After the planned course correction, the probe will be heading in a different direction, so the debris becomes completely irrelevant.

(until the debris ploughs into an approaching starship, starting an interstellar war for which we are allegedly unprepared)

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Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

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Re: Excellent

As I understand it, the bet was with Harlan Ellison, not Sir Arthur C Clarke.

(But I agree with pitting this judge against any organisation that preys upon "The weak of mind and fat of wallet")

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Would you let cops give your phone a textalyzer scan after a road crash?

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Sure Officer, you can scan my phone.

Just let me get it out of the boot.

(When driving, my phone is in a pocket of my work bag, in the boot of the car.)

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Inside Nvidia's Pascal-powered Tesla P100: What's the big deal?

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Re: Charles 9

IF there is an actual Pascal-chipped consumer GPU coming, I think the reveal won't be until E3, in June.

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Commentard April Fool decries Blighty's dodecaquid

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Didn't fool me!

Luckily, I'd already seen the story on the BBC's "Ten things that look like April Fools, but aren't" page that day.

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Elon Musk takes wraps off planet-saving Model 3 vapourmobile

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Re: Bizarre

GM have stated they do not intend to bring the Bolt to Europe.

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'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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Alien

Planet Ten?

Beware Red Lectroids!

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William Hague: Brussels attacks mean we must destroy crypto ASAP

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Holmes

"To sum up; the guy's a fucking idiot."

He's a politician. It's in the job requirements!

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Dear Mr Hague

<insert 20minute non-stop tirade of expletives here> and the horse you and your "honourable" colleagues rode in on!

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Computers shouldn't smoke. Cigarettes aren't healthy for anyone

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Re: machine brought in in a garbage bag

Nope, the top of the PC was covered in little towels!

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Google reveals rapid cloud expansion

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I know a LOT of Australian "Star Citizen" gamers are hoping for an "Oceania" region to be on that list.

The game runs on Google's Cloud, and their current nearest DC is Singapore, which does NOT make for good latency.

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Brits seek rousing name for polar research vessel

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Poll site fall down, go boom

Silly wins again!

How about RRS Michael Palin, or RRS Jeremy Clarkson. Both have links to that part of the world.

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UK Snoopers' Charter crashes through critics into the next level

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Big Brother

You forgot one

Parliament

Orders

Legal

Investigation

Concerning

Electronic

Surveillance

Total

Animosity

Towards

Everyone

*Hint - Read downwards!

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UK draft super-spy law 'not fit for purpose,' say 100s of senior lawyers

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"Senior lawyers"?

If they're serious, they should offer to defend ANYONE charged under this law "pro bono" (for free)!

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Hi-def ExoMars launch vid lacks volcanic lair vibe

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Mushroom

Sadly, there is no longer "still time". We lost Sir Ken last Thursday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35780260

'Splody icon, because that's how his Bond sets often ended up.

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Labour will create FUD and then abstain on UK Snoopers' Charter vote

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Gimp

Abstention DOESN'T work!

Not voting is NOT voting NO!

These gimps are all as bad as each other. Pic of typical MP off-duty ---->

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Google emits Android N developer preview early to smoke out bugs

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Facepalm

No love for 5 & 7?

Not happy.

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Raspberry Pi celebrates fourth birthday with fruity version 3

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Re: Interface with an Arduino

"For that you first need to specify the speed of an unladen Celery - and no African/European shenanigans please..."

Oldest known reference to celery is from Tutankhamen's tomb, so definitely African.

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Phorm suspends its shares from trading amid funding scrabble

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GOOD!

See title

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Gosh, what a huge shock. Ofcom shies away from BT Openreach split, calls for reform

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OFGUM you mean?

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Yelp minimum wage row shines spotlight on … broke, fired employee

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At least Murica still has call centres!

Most of the UK's are now in India!

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Google to snatch control of Android updates from mobe makers – analyst

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Re: Great

"Where's linux on the fondleslab when you need it?"

Wait a month:-

http://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2016/02/bq-m10-ubuntu-tablet-everything-you-need-to-know

Unless you meant phones, in which case right here, right now!

https://store.bq.com/gl/smartphones

Note the phones at each end are running Ubuntu

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Microsoft Office 365: You don't need 27 floppies, but there is desktop friction

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Just plain NO!

LibreOffice FTW

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Norks stabilise non-threatening space speck ... for about five minutes

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Transmissions?

It's kinda hard to make a concrete block transmit anything!

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When customers try to be programmers: 'I want this CHANGED TO A ZERO ASAP'

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Holmes

What are the odds?

In the first example, what are the odds that the ex-programmer who called in was the one who wrote that comment in the first place, back when the world was young?

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Uni of Manchester IT director resigns after chopping 68 people

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Re: his work there is done

"It's not what you know, it's who you know"

Actually, it's what you know ABOUT who you know!

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UK taxpayers should foot £2bn or more to adopt Snoopers' Charter, says Inquiry

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Re: use existing budgets !

I disagree. Funding should come directly from MP's paychecks, with no compensating raise!

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UK Home Sec wants Minority Report-style policing – using your slurped data

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Re: Meanwhile... "Hampshire police want ‘geeks’ to volunteer for cyber crime fight "

1: Volunteer for this

2: Finger May for ALL crimes possible

3: ???

4: PROFIT for ALL!

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Police Scotland will have direct access to disabled parking badge database

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Happens everywhere...

I once got an earful at the local supermarket because I complained to a builder who had parked his van across TWO disabled bays near the door to the shop.

This was WHILE I was pushing my wheelchair-bound mother to the far end of the carpark where I'd had to park, even though we HAD a valid blue badge!

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Adblock Plus blocked from attending ad industry talkfest

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Adblock's next step?

Kill off its "Acceptable Ads" scheme and block ALL of the unwanted bandwidth-munching rubbish!

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Microsoft herds biz users to Windows 10 by denying support for Win 7 and 8 on new CPUs

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Re: The more they push

Obligatory Star Wars quote:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wntX-a3jSY

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Discworld fans stake claim to element 117

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Re: A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End

"Octarine, associated with all things eight-ish, but the petitioners decided to go with 117 instead of 118 ?"

Because 117 is a halogen, and therefore can end with "ine" instead of "ium"

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Hacked OPM won't cough up documents on mega-breach – claim

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Reverse Hack?

I still think this may not have been to steal the records of 21m people with security clearance.

It may have been to ADD a couple dozen clearances for another power's embedded agents.

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ISPs: UK.gov should pay full costs of Snooper's Charter hardware

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Re: Depressing.

"Are all UK home secretaries unpleasant people before they take up the role, or do they suddenly become nasty on assuming office?"

Yes.

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Watch out, er, 'oven cleaners': ICO plans nuisance call crackdown in 2016

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Protip

Screen all your incoming calls through an answering machine which has the outgoing message starting with that 3-tone chime that you get when dialling an unavailable number.

This tone is what tells the robodialler these scum use that the number is not in service, and wipes it from it's database.

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The ball's in your court, Bezos: Falcon 9 lands after launching satellites

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Joke

EPIC achievement!

Just wait till he adds this mode to Teslas!

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Brit 'naut Tim Peake tucks into space bacon sarnie

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Re: Send Heston up there

Heston WAS hired to come up with recipes for Tim, and his show will air on C4 in the spring

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One-armed bandit steals four hours of engineer's busy day

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Re: Fruit Machines

Turn in your nerd card. He was quoting this:- http://www.montypython.net/scripts/piranha.php

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Tech firms fight anti-encryption demands after Paris murders

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Gubmint ignorance AGAIN!

This week's "Government-enforced backdoor" will become next week's "Haxxor's catflap".

All it needs is for an official to leave their encryption key on the bus, AGAIN!

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Aircraft laser strikes hit new record with 20 incidents in one night

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Just wait.

Some idiot will try this on a fighter plane armed with laser guided bombs.

File under Darwin Award.

(Yes, I know that's not how laser guided bombs really work, but it sounded nice inside my head)

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Google roasts critical twin Android bugs in new Marshmallow OS

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Still waiting for Marshmallow

Got it on my Nexus 5 phone, but still waiting for Nexus 7 2013 tablet.

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