124 posts • joined Wednesday 16th July 2008 15:45 GMT
Re: Melee weapons..
simples, neptunic sharksuit, decent lowa's and a riot helmet for defense
for offence either my two and a half foot FuBar Utility Bar in the garage or i also like the Gator Machete Pro as used on the docu-history drama "walking dead". that'd do till i could get down the local TA centre and raid its armoury on the way up to caerphilly castle,
not that i've thought about this much. honest guv'nor the missus doesn't have instructions to chop out the stairs if we have an infestation of romero slow walkers, if its the fast fukcers though we're all done mind..
and the best bond ever award goes to..
..George Lazenby, though that Craig fella isn't too bad nowadays i suppose - though what the hell are they doing letting a bloody woman be in charge, and wheres Q eh, eh? surely they could have knocked up a robot version of the fella by now, he's only dead FFS!
Righto, time to divorce the dorris, marry a yank, get a green card and complete my degree by Friday, January 27, 2012...
...ah bollocks, maybe next time because can you imagine how cool it would be :)
@wondering where GCHQ have been for the last five years?
just off junction 11 on the m5, look out for the doughnut
seriously, where do these people come from?
The scanners are...
...not as easy to fool as you think, especially if its finger vein tech?
even to fool a standard scanner you'd have to be wearing 'false' prints permanently - just on the off chance of a tug, and don't think the 7even approach of slicing off your prints daily would work as they'd lift you straight off!
i wants one though to play with, link it to the beer fridge to deny access to the wife & kids!
@How long will it be...
They're already in use with some defense firms & doughnut shaped organisations, pretty simple to set them up
...who did it, nice one uk intelligence service
should have subtly altered it to make it unsafer for jihad joe though
help him get to those 2 score vestal virgins quickerer!
re: in the civilized world they only can be seen as payed killers...
to paraphrase a favourite of mine
"good men do bad things to bad men", so twats like your good self can sleep easy in your bed at night! How is The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society going for you THEN?
take your head for a shite you muppet.
...can't bloody move there sometimes for someone finding another bloody walt!
that balcony must have been friggin mahoosive, seeing as they all seem to have been second man on it!
...look under his keyboard for the post-it note with his كلمة السر on it?
"someone sufficiently Scottish and shouty to match Gordon Jackson's performance as George Cowley." step forward Gordon Brown!
he could even have an eye patch like nick fury, how very fecking cool that would be
@It ain't that wide
but she is the diiiirty scutter
...but not bad to be honest
half the boys in the office are forwarding a version back up the valleys to see what bites we can get
pob lwc bwtty bach :)
@2600 style hacking
...step away from the bottle of cleaning fluid, its not lemonade you're drinking there!
...the shadow defence twat Jim Murphy wringing his hands about how the current bunch of twunts are doing fuck all, when it was his bunch of inbred clowns who fucked it all up to start with
oh and @Cunningly Linguistic, it'll be bloody impossible to withdraw without adequate airpower ie more fucking working wockas!
its a lovely homage to the classic childrens program 'will o the wisp' & lewis carrols 'alices adventures through the looking glass'
my advice, sit down with the family and watch it after lunch on sunday, they'll never forget your kindness at choosing such a treat for their viewing pleasure
@Not normally available?
aye, but the crap that TA & ACF get issued is usually older gear, a tad different to the stuff that is stored and issued at st.athan for the mighty SFSG - 1Para, the Royals and the force protection bods of the RAF Regt (nice helmets on show by those in the jackals on the M4 last sunday BTW!)
either way Peet's a cock who was caught and just cause everyone else does it don't make it right
\insert jumping off cliffs analogy here
...for the win!
re: Look, I get your point and all
"and while I deplore the crimes that they commit that doesn't mean that there's not an underlying reason for what they do that means that there's absolutely nothing that they can do about their urges"
but there is something they can do can't they, an alcoholic can say"no more booze for me", a drug addict "no more cake", and i assume a paedophile can control their urges and say "i'll not rape a child today nor will i look at kiddy porn on the old pc"
as i said i like to think of myself as a liberal; why on the old political compass i got a -5.25 left/right and -2.41 lib/auth so apparantly i'm close to ghandi =)
but there are some crimes that i believe cannot be forgiven nor forgotten.
it is a black and white issue to me, its also a personal issue and as a former abusee i can rail against the whole damn world for all the good it will do me, i cast out my demons of stupidity long ago, though i've yet to submit claims for millions of dollars
i didn't repeat any abuse i suffered 'cos i don't fancy kids, just don't do it for me, not even the pretty ones,
but if they did do it then i would choose to be celibate; as anyone can, and get some help for my urges
i wasn't so much swearing at other posters, just pointing out that paedophillia is; at the end of the day, fucking children
i also don't think vigilantism is good(though it usually makes for a good film) and torture isn't always the best way to get information from someone
anymore assumptions you wish to make, please do
love and hugs
ps: i like twiglets too
so many anonymous cowards...
and i can't be arsed with all the paedo-apologists here, i mean c'mon "child-attracted adults" FFS!
stop being a cock, renew your NAMBLA membership and fuck off!
now i'm a "rational, common-sense minded" person,
but i know that adults fucking children is wrong,
watching adults or other kids fuck kids is wrong,
downloading movies and pictures of anyone fucking kids and thrapping yourself is wrong
hell, running a business that supports any the above, is wrong
and when paedogoon finally gets out of prison and can't get a job because of his conviction linked to fucking kids, boo fucking hoo
should have thought of that before you cracked one off over a said item of porn or fucked a child
i'm sorry to use the phrase again, but child abuse/pornography is basically fucking a child, be you there physically or just watching whilst your wife has gone to bingo and the kids are tucked up safe in bed!
support it and you can just fuck off you big bell end paedolover
ps: i have two kids and although i consider myself liberal(ish) in the commit the crime, serve the time theory, there are some crimes that cannot be forgiven and fucking children is one of them.
mods, apologies for sweary bollocks, but sometimes its justified even though its neither big nor clever
i'm more macho
fuck fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fucking fuckers fucking arse fucking badger flange fuck
see more swearing
worship me as your god mortal
ps: flange is such a good word, mmm isn't it?