* Posts by neb

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'Zombie bullets' fly off US shelves after wave of undead attacks

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Re: Melee weapons..

simples, neptunic sharksuit, decent lowa's and a riot helmet for defense

for offence either my two and a half foot FuBar Utility Bar in the garage or i also like the Gator Machete Pro as used on the docu-history drama "walking dead". that'd do till i could get down the local TA centre and raid its armoury on the way up to caerphilly castle,

not that i've thought about this much. honest guv'nor the missus doesn't have instructions to chop out the stairs if we have an infestation of romero slow walkers, if its the fast fukcers though we're all done mind..

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Bond Blu-ray box set marks 50 years on film

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and the best bond ever award goes to..

..George Lazenby, though that Craig fella isn't too bad nowadays i suppose - though what the hell are they doing letting a bloody woman be in charge, and wheres Q eh, eh? surely they could have knocked up a robot version of the fella by now, he's only dead FFS!

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O2 denies Nokia WinPho handset cull

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Meh

not as granular as android..

..but tbh its not a bad phone

just got to get to grips with developing an app or two to monitor data ala 3G Watchdog and tailored settings ala Timerrific and I'll be well happy

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The BBC Micro turns 30

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i'm off for a walk down memory lane...

10 print "neb is great"

20 goto 10

run

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Time to dig out the CV: NASA 'naut applications now open

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Black Helicopters

ZOMFG etc!

Righto, time to divorce the dorris, marry a yank, get a green card and complete my degree by Friday, January 27, 2012...

...ah bollocks, maybe next time because can you imagine how cool it would be :)

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Top GCHQ spook warns of 'disturbing' levels of cyber-raids

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Trollface

@wondering where GCHQ have been for the last five years?

just off junction 11 on the m5, look out for the doughnut

seriously, where do these people come from?

neb

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Aussie parrots hit the sauce and hit the deck

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@possible treatment...

...groan, i don't know whether to upvote or downvote this?

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@Elephants

especially the flying ones, dumbo!

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Elixir 2

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nice...

...and if anyone has an app that sorts out Orange push email on the Desire S I'd be even happier!

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Bike Hub

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yay...

....on android too, downloading now :)

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English, Welsh cops get mobile fingerprint-check tech

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The scanners are...

...not as easy to fool as you think, especially if its finger vein tech?

even to fool a standard scanner you'd have to be wearing 'false' prints permanently - just on the off chance of a tug, and don't think the 7even approach of slicing off your prints daily would work as they'd lift you straight off!

i wants one though to play with, link it to the beer fridge to deny access to the wife & kids!

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@How long will it be...

They're already in use with some defense firms & doughnut shaped organisations, pretty simple to set them up

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Coalition renames GCHQ internet spook-tech plans

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yay!

gonna be a few more jobs @el doughnuto in the next few years then

time to crack on with that CISSP methinks...

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FBI fat-thumbs data centre raid

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re: International Brotherhood of Careless JCB Drivers

the first rule of the International Brotherhood of Careless JCB Drivers is you don't talk about it!

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BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse

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yay!

that is all...

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Britain mounted secret 2010 cyberwarfare attack on al-Q

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Pint

who cares...

...who did it, nice one uk intelligence service

should have subtly altered it to make it unsafer for jihad joe though

help him get to those 2 score vestal virgins quickerer!

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Rumbled benefits cheats offer sensational excuses

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WTF?

downvote?

he's taking the piss you muppets

else/or he's looking for a punch in the doofer

either way i chuckled a bit

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BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud

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4"

around perchance?

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Plague of US preachers falsely claim to be Navy SEALs

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re: in the civilized world they only can be seen as payed killers...

to paraphrase a favourite of mine

"good men do bad things to bad men", so twats like your good self can sleep easy in your bed at night! How is The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society going for you THEN?

take your head for a shite you muppet.

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Grenade

you...

...can't bloody move there sometimes for someone finding another bloody walt!

that balcony must have been friggin mahoosive, seeing as they all seem to have been second man on it!

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Nude gardener's arse hauled into court

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Stop

lucky...

...there wasn't a bicycle there then

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

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Nintendo to whack Wii price by 28%

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not as a bundle it weren't...

...well not mariokart that i saw :)

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Is there anything to find on bin Laden's hard drive?

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did they...

...look under his keyboard for the post-it note with his كلمة السر on it?

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Free Libyana: Gadaffi networkjacker speaks!

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nah...

...a bit more Whet than Western...

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Red Dwarf to blast off on new adventure

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Triple fried egg, chilli, chutney sandwiches

thats tea sorted, cheers mucker

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The Professionals set to abseil into cinema

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hmmm...

"someone sufficiently Scottish and shouty to match Gordon Jackson's performance as George Cowley." step forward Gordon Brown!

he could even have an eye patch like nick fury, how very fecking cool that would be

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BA jihadist relied on Jesus-era encryption

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FAIL

allah be praised...

...they didn't have an cracker jack secret decoder ring or we'd have been completely screwed

i suppose its one step up from ROT13 though...

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MoD rejects Gaddafi low-flying aircraft complaint

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Spooks want backdoor into your network

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WTF?

well it needs...

...to stop letting its staff fall asleep and asphyxiate them bloody selves in locked sports bags to start with

cutting pensioners, can't do that anymore, soylent greens so last year dahlink!

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Ten... fantasy swords you wish you owned

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Grenade

and Gdubs licensing & legal dept....

...will hit them with cease and desists before you can refresh the page

don't get me started on what they did to talisman, bastards!

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Anon Mail commenters to stay anon

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thank fuck...

...for that then, i can now continue being an obnoxious little shit!

(see what i did there? didya, didya?)

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Anonymous hacks Westboro Baptists during live interview

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@It ain't that wide

but she is the diiiirty scutter

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Polyglot 419 scammers target German and Welsh speakers

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poor grammar...

...but not bad to be honest

half the boys in the office are forwarding a version back up the valleys to see what bites we can get

pob lwc bwtty bach :)

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Anonymous security firm hack used every trick in book

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@2600 style hacking

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! :)

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US Secret Service tabletop training toytown goes virtual

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@Peter 66...

...step away from the bottle of cleaning fluid, its not lemonade you're drinking there!

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Latest boffinry: Feeding TNT to sheep

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strange...

...cos i thought http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Worms-win-cover.jpg :)

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Locking antlers with a network Nazi

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WTF?

ah...

...a fellow serf of the en aitch ess?

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PSP playing boy plunges onto railway

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bugger...

...proof that ACAB isn't true

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No new copters for Afghanistan troops

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no its not...

...my name is neb and i'll do the ironing round 'ere

plus i swear more cos its biggerer and clever!

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its alright...

...the shadow defence twat Jim Murphy wringing his hands about how the current bunch of twunts are doing fuck all, when it was his bunch of inbred clowns who fucked it all up to start with

oh and @Cunningly Linguistic, it'll be bloody impossible to withdraw without adequate airpower ie more fucking working wockas!

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Gatwick Airport security swoops on 3-inch rifle

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so then...

who's for trying to fly with a gun tattoo then?

how the fuck does rihanna(daft r&B bint IIRC) get through customs eh?

i'm off for a lie down before i pop a fucking vein!

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Single complaint sparks police raid and total ban on rental movie

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@Graham Bartlett

its a lovely homage to the classic childrens program 'will o the wisp' & lewis carrols 'alices adventures through the looking glass'

my advice, sit down with the family and watch it after lunch on sunday, they'll never forget your kindness at choosing such a treat for their viewing pleasure

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DC Universe Online

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ah yeah...

Giggidy!

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Gifts for the Geeks

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you had me at...

...USB Home Endoscope

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Payback orders for eBay squaddie

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@Not normally available?

aye, but the crap that TA & ACF get issued is usually older gear, a tad different to the stuff that is stored and issued at st.athan for the mighty SFSG - 1Para, the Royals and the force protection bods of the RAF Regt (nice helmets on show by those in the jackals on the M4 last sunday BTW!)

either way Peet's a cock who was caught and just cause everyone else does it don't make it right

\insert jumping off cliffs analogy here

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Shut up, Spock! – how Battlestar Galactica beat Trek babble

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Babylon 5...

...for the win!

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Child porn victims seek multimillion-dollar payouts

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WTF?

re: Look, I get your point and all

"and while I deplore the crimes that they commit that doesn't mean that there's not an underlying reason for what they do that means that there's absolutely nothing that they can do about their urges"

but there is something they can do can't they, an alcoholic can say"no more booze for me", a drug addict "no more cake", and i assume a paedophile can control their urges and say "i'll not rape a child today nor will i look at kiddy porn on the old pc"

as i said i like to think of myself as a liberal; why on the old political compass i got a -5.25 left/right and -2.41 lib/auth so apparantly i'm close to ghandi =)

but there are some crimes that i believe cannot be forgiven nor forgotten.

it is a black and white issue to me, its also a personal issue and as a former abusee i can rail against the whole damn world for all the good it will do me, i cast out my demons of stupidity long ago, though i've yet to submit claims for millions of dollars

i didn't repeat any abuse i suffered 'cos i don't fancy kids, just don't do it for me, not even the pretty ones,

but if they did do it then i would choose to be celibate; as anyone can, and get some help for my urges

i wasn't so much swearing at other posters, just pointing out that paedophillia is; at the end of the day, fucking children

i also don't think vigilantism is good(though it usually makes for a good film) and torture isn't always the best way to get information from someone

anymore assumptions you wish to make, please do

love and hugs

neb

ps: i like twiglets too

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Flame

so many anonymous cowards...

and i can't be arsed with all the paedo-apologists here, i mean c'mon "child-attracted adults" FFS!

stop being a cock, renew your NAMBLA membership and fuck off!

now i'm a "rational, common-sense minded" person,

but i know that adults fucking children is wrong,

watching adults or other kids fuck kids is wrong,

downloading movies and pictures of anyone fucking kids and thrapping yourself is wrong

hell, running a business that supports any the above, is wrong

and when paedogoon finally gets out of prison and can't get a job because of his conviction linked to fucking kids, boo fucking hoo

should have thought of that before you cracked one off over a said item of porn or fucked a child

i'm sorry to use the phrase again, but child abuse/pornography is basically fucking a child, be you there physically or just watching whilst your wife has gone to bingo and the kids are tucked up safe in bed!

support it and you can just fuck off you big bell end paedolover

ps: i have two kids and although i consider myself liberal(ish) in the commit the crime, serve the time theory, there are some crimes that cannot be forgiven and fucking children is one of them.

mods, apologies for sweary bollocks, but sometimes its justified even though its neither big nor clever

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Cameron cocks up UK's defences - and betrays Afghan troops

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Grenade

i'm more macho

fuck fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fucking fuckers fucking arse fucking badger flange fuck

see more swearing

worship me as your god mortal

ps: flange is such a good word, mmm isn't it?

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