31 posts • joined 4 Jul 2008
"Then it went supernova and, as NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory has discovered, 300 years later" Shouldn't that read 11300 years later?
For years you have been able to get a small chip implanted in dogs or cats, would not be too great a leap to add a proximity detector for the home to alert when more than a given distance away from it either. Chip £18 and detector plus telephony maybe £200 - Job done.
Surely the screen rotates use same amount of power as turning a page?
Personally if it does I think this is a bad idea. Put book down carelessly and find it has rotated the page, pick it up and rotate it back to the way you want it and two lots of page turns from your 8000 have been used up. What’s wrong with having a rotate button anyway?
But regardless of this until they find an effective way of illuminating the screen, I will stick to reading on PDAs.
Sounds more like a case of process creep to me.
Customer: Something just blew up log an incident!
Call centre: Certainly sir we will get right on it.
IM: Things blowing up tend to be problems not incidents, pass this back to the call centre.
Call centre: It seems this is a problem not an incident, would you like us to open a problem ticket?
Customer, I don’t care I just want it fixed.
PM: Well it does certainly look like a problem, but I think we will need to engage CM to raise an RFC to cover the work.
CM: The RFC needs customer and architect approval, we will get right on getting it, Oh but its 5 PM so the CM for this account has gone home, we will need to pass this back to call centre to engage OOH CM service.
Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc.
5 Hours later the 3rd party that looks after the power systems is engaged to come fix it.
But probably a good thing for the planet and the replacement battery vendors.
How the donald can any properly carried out selection process lead to awarding a desktop PC contract to Viglen?
We want your chairman to work for us, scratch scratch scratch... Yup no problem we will pop him in the post?
@ Dave Murray
None of that will happen due to member’s privilege, look up the derivation of "privilege" sometime it makes it all more than clear. One law for us and another private law for them.
Well some comments do not make it past inspection, I tried to post a witty retort in relation to a typo but it ended up in the bin and the typo corrected.
So no you are not alone but the rest of us are all sat in the recycle bin.
No support for most Hi-Def video files in a high-Def streamer seems to make it a doorstop IMHO.
Could be accurate enough.
I recently downloaded a selection of month old Malware from Usenet "48 to 70k .exe files listed as movies music etc."
I checked the files using several popular AV programs and only one detected anything amongst them. Kasperski detected 4 out of 5 of them as various downloader’s and Trojans.
I submitted the 4 samples to ESET which took another week to include them in their DB.
So although the motives of the release seem suspect, I would not be at all surprised to discover the findings where accurate enough.
If you get caught being a corrupt shop assistant who has fiddled a few pounds, result will be the sack and criminal prosecution.
If you get caught being a corrupt politician who has fiddled a few hundred thousand pounds the result will be that the system was at fault and a decision will be made to look into ways of changing it so it is no longer classed as fiddling.
Privilege = Private Law
We once sent a remote engineer to a site in Scotland to install a server with satellite uplink for a major chain of car dealerships.
He arrived on site to find a parcelforce van parked in the middle of a field with the driver wondering who to hand the collection of bexes to.
It transpired that the dealership was not scheduled to be built for another 6 months and the project manager had got his gant chart slightly wrong.
The island is famous for :
Rain rain and more rain, short curly haired men and women with no tails.
They are planning on having this on the books for April are they?
I was worried the government might be loosing the plot there for a while, but now I see they are just having a bit of April fools fun.
If you live close enough to a TV or Radio mast, you can align some florescent tubes correctly and obtain free lighting all be it usually at less than the brightness you would get from plugging them in.
Question is, if enough people did this would we all miss out of the wonders of BBC local radio when more than 1 mile away from the mast? Sounds like a good thing to me lets all get busy.
Hands up those who realised my first post was not inteded to be taken seriously?
This is a story about paying people to say nice things about Belkin. I not only said nice things but went so far as to state "Personally I buy every product Belkin bring to market, often buying two or three extras to give to family and friends." and people stil thought I was serious?
I am sorry but obviously the El Reg readership is haing an off day.
Paris because even she would have spotted it.
Nice to see.
Nice to see Belkin coming clean, they are a really great coimpany that make really great products and are only let down by one or two over zealous members of saff.
Personally I buy every product Belkin bring to market, often buying two or three extras to give to family and friends.
I think it will be a speaker phone, now you will be able to hear someone shouting "where are you" and well as the reply "I am on the train"!
Is it just me that thinks the clasp looks like it will be really uncomfortable?
Good job the talk time is so low, means you get to remove the nasty metal pointy things every two hours and give your wrist a rest.
What a bargain
I just took a look at the uk site. Currently a PS3 is approaching £150 which means the site will be getting £800 for an item costing around £200.
Dam wish I had thought of it, so many suckers out there.
@ Neil Greatorex
While I can see why you posted the way you did, I have to say your post fails on many levels.
Vista should boot in less than a minute on any mid level PC. I have 2 PCs running vista "one a old P4" and neither takes more than 60 secs to get up and running. These have been running Vista for quite a while and have plenty of Apps installed. I am not saying Vista is perfect but only a very badly setup PC would take more than 90 secs to boot it.
And running XP that has not had "a single update sine 2004"? You have so many unpatched vunerabilities / gaping holes in your OS that you may as well just post your passwords/credit card details straight onto every black ops website out there, that is assuming your collection of bot net clients haven't already done it for you.
So a new netbook with a single core CPU just when everyone will be buying dual core Atom equipped netbooks?
Good call Asus, your really on the ball.
Is it just me that wishes I lived somewhere that had liberal laws on gun ownership when I read of these lawsuits?
Her child broke her TV while swinging a console controller around and she wants 5 Mil from Nintendo?
/me loads shotgun and then wanders off muttering "I am the angel of death and the time of purification is at hand".
Destroy you collection
Time to get rid of your Simpsons, Southpark and Family Guy DVD collections before the dawn chorus includes the sounds of large policemen battering in your front door.
I am certain that once we have similar cartoon/drawing laws in place then all of these programs will contain material that could land you in court.
Looks like America will soon be the only place that gets to watch all of their home grown TV.
Something doesn't add up
Saw the customs woman on the news this morning, she stated that the dodgy DS boxes only contrain the console, no paperwork or power supply like with the genuine article.
Then warned that the power supplies are dodgy and could cause fires!
So at a cost of several hundred thousand "or is it millions now" the UK tax payer gets to fund a 3 year legal battle, now we should pay the costs associated with making him somebodies bitch for several years?
Afraid from my perspective we should be billing the US for the legal costs and letting them put him up in their own high security pink palaces.
@ Jim the Boss
Please tell me this is what passes for irony in the colonies these days.
And no Jim I am not doing the laundry.
Not god enough.
No backlight is a killer for me.
The main reason I got into reading e-books in the first is the ability to read in bed without disturbing my partner.
Guess I will have to stick with my PDA for the time being.
@Dazed and Confused
"Not sure why you feel that XP should be faster coz it's 7 years old.
Normally you look for progress in new versions of software. The new version should be faster than the version it replaces. It might be more resource hungry but if it ain't faster it has no right to exist."
So XP was faster than 95, 95 was faster than 3.11, 3.11 was faster than 3 and....
With greater functionality and more complex GUI comes greater background workload. Windows 3.11 would fly on a modern PC "assuming you could get drivers working for modern hardware" but would still look ugly and dated.
Yes Vista has its problems and is slower than its predecessor, and yes these things will no doubt only be fixed just as 7 hits the shelves but, this is the same situation as faced by 95 and every MS desktop OS since.
@Dazed and Confused
You missed one,
The contract would be given to EDS who would deliver it at two or three times the expected cost and three or four years late. It would have half the expected bandwidth and only be available for 3 hours on alternate Sundays.
Not quite accurate
The consultation period is over and those for the chop will be told on Monday. Offshore workers can sleep soundly as only UK staff are getting the boot.
Basically UK teams are being shrunk and in some cases amalgamated, most server and database support is already with Indian workers and the rest will be soon.
Mines the one with the ticket to Mumbai sticking out of the pocket.
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