* Posts by Toastan Buttar

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Good gravy, Toshiba QLC flash chips are getting closer

Toastan Buttar

4 bits per cell tech is so last decade.

SanDisk had a 43nm 4-bits-per-cell (x4) die in production in the noughties.

https://www.sandisk.co.uk/about/media-center/press-releases/2009/2009-10-13-sandisk-ships-world%E2%80%99s-first-flash-memory-cards-with-64-gigabit-x4-(4-bits-per-cell)-nand-flash-technology

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The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

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Re: Regulation is sensible the article is not

"There will still be a negative imapct on health"

It's a 95% LESS negative im-ap-ct on health.

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Signed

Don't normally 'do' online campaigns, but I found this a significant cause. Very few people in my extended family have ever smoked, and neither have I. However, I truly sympathise with those who attempt to quit for good, or who want to continue, whilst reducing the harm of their addiction.

If I could give you 100 upvotes for all your posts on this topic, I would.

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Alphabetti spaghetti: SanDisk adds SLC cache to TLC SSD

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Re: SLC MLC TLC

Each block in a MLC die can be erased as desired (MLC or SLC) by the firmware on board. Same goes for TLC. It usually makes sense to permanently partition the blocks in such a way that the important stuff (or stuff which is going to be re-written many, many times) is stored in SLC. Whilst it would make more sense to keep this partitioning static, as you say there's nothing in the physics to prevent you doing it dynamically. It's just FAR more difficult to keep track of wear-levelling, etc in the dynamic case, with very little benefit to be gained in real-world use-cases.

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Alice, Bob and Verity, too. Yeah, everybody's got a story, pal

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Re: Don't forget the rest of the staff

Where's Wally?

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Sir Clive Sinclair in tech tin-rattle triumph

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Joke

Re: Hard to take seriously

"Only the suicidal would actual take one on the road and few of them did it twice."

Sounds like a lucrative (if niche) market.

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Longing to bin Photoshop? Rock-solid GIMP a major leap forward

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@Old Handle

"As best I can tell the commercial UIs suck on purpose"

What does that even mean? The commercial companies have deliberately set out to make sucky UIs? Why would they do that?

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Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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@sjsmoto

Following on in the same manner:

Harpium, Grouchium, Chicium and Zeppium.

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Microsoft to OneDrive users: We're sorry, click the magic link to keep your free storage

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@jeremy 3: Re: Never clear

"It is so integrated with Windows, it is practically impossible to not use it."

Bullshit. Just don't use it and you......erm.......not use it.

I have used Windows 7 for yeeears and Windows 10 for a couple of months, and there is nothing which enforces use of OneDrive. Please explain your nebulous assertion.

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Re: Oh Microsoft,@ Roq D. Kasba

"I suspect Roq D Kasba is a US based Microsoft apologist."

205 posts would make me suspect that you are a cockwomble, AC. Grow some yarbles and post under your Forum Name so that we can check out YOUR posting history. If you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

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BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

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Re: Before that they all went out for an english.

"Waiter! Bring me the blandest thing on the menu!"

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Think Fortran, assembly language programming is boring and useless? Tell that to the NASA Voyager team

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Boffin

Re: Competent C programmers

Actually, there are quite a few working in embedded software. Low-powered processors and kilobytes of RAM are still commonplace in that area.

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If MR ROBOT was realistic, he’d be in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and SMELL of WEE

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Re: Say what you like about Hollywood Hackers

90 90 90 pronounced "neunzig neunzig neunzig" used to mean something quite different in the early days of analogue satellite broadcasting.

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DMCA takedown bots must respect 'fair use' of copyright – US appeals court

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Re: People like you are the ones I remove from the job.

You don't have the power to remove anyone from any job. You are a teenager with a small penis.

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Scotsman cools PC with IRN-BRU, dubs it the 'Aye Mac'

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Re: I know the face...

Lorne sausage and 'a square slice' are one and the same. Even more inexplicable (even less explicable?) is the term "roll in sausage".

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Now Ashley Madison hackers reveal 'CEO's emails and source code'

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Re: The hackers were doing it wrong...

A la Monty Python 'Blackmail' sketch, with the 'ransom' demand increasing by the second?

I like your thinking! :)

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Watch out Sonos! Here's the second coming of Yamaha MusicCast

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WTF?

Re: Good luck to Yamaha with this

You mention the DX-7 and ignore the classic CS-80?

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Yet another Android app security bug: This time 'everything is affected'

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Collective term

A mop of flaws?

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Windows 10 is FORCING ITSELF onto domain happy Windows 7 PCs

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Re: "And it’s all happening despite Microsoft promising – here – that it wouldn’t."

Meghan Traynor has a fantastic natural voice. If she ever uses Autotune, it would only be for an obvious effect.

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Hacker-friendly Chrysler hauled into court for class-action showdown

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Flame

"Chrysler could have solved all its problems if it had only used a basic"...

...air gap between anything to do with the mechanics of the vehicle and any form of remotely-accessible computer system.

How f***ing hard can it be?

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New study into lack of women in Tech: It's not the men's fault

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Devil

Re: Maths especially sadistics would be very important

Sadistics is hugely important if you're applying to be the BOFH or the PFY.

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Invisible app ads slug smartmobes with 2GB of daily downloads

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Terminator

Re: The poor advertisers...

All fingers are digital.

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Happy birthday, Amiga: The 'other' home computer turns 30

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Re: 16514

That was the first character after REM, if a REM statement was the first line of BASIC. Before POKEing in a HEX machine code program, you had to make sure you had enough characters after REM to support your Z80 machine code routine(s).

One of the most exciting moments of my teen life was writing a Z80 routine

LD BC, nnnn;

LD HL, mmmm;

ADD HL,BC;

LD B,H;

LD C,L;

RET

10 REM xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (appears as Sinclair-esque nonsense once values POKEd in)

20 PRINT USR 16514

And seeing it produce the expected answer (mmmm + nnnn) on screen! Seriously mind-blowing and I've always wanted to know what was REALLY happening inside every computer (and every high-level language) I've used ever since.

Started with 1K ZX-81, graduated to 16K, then Spectrum, then A500+, and finally threw in the towel and got a PC once they had decent enough graphics and sound to replace the Amiga.

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Now car hackers can bust in through your motor's DAB RADIO

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Re: Texan Bar

"Now just hold on there, Black Hat Eagle. You wouldn't fire a car driver 'til he'd finished his Texan Bar, would you?"

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Jeep breach: Scared? You should be, it could be you next

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Mushroom

The IoTwLVoM

The Internet of Things with Lethal Values of Momentum

(Ford Pinto icon)

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Decision time: Uninstall Adobe Flash or install yet another critical patch

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Windows

The Young Ones

Vyvyan: "My nickers are so old, it's only the stubborn under-stains that are holding them together".

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Sorry, say boffins, the LHC still hasn't sucked us into a black hole

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Go

Re: Wainscotting

"Eeeeh, our village has been mentioned on t'Register!"

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Mars rover Opportunity shuns dodgy flash chips, relies on RAM

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That's not flying...

...that's falling with style!

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7/7 memories: I was on a helpdesk that day and one of my users died

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Heading south to start a family holiday

We were driving down to Somerset from Scotland that day for our summer holidays (Scottish schools finish a few weeks before the English ones). My car radio wasn't working due to not having the unlock code. The matrix signs on the M6 read something along the lines of "London closed to traffic. Find alternative route." It wasn't until we got to a service station that we found out what was going on. Once we reached our destination, we put on the evening news and tried to explain to our primary school-aged children what had happened.

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Biologists gasp at lemur's improbably colossal bollocks

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Re: Buster Gonad....

Yeah, El Reg missed a trick there by replacing "improbably" in the sub-headline with "unfeasibly".

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Self/Less: Crap science, eyebrow acting, and immortality for the 1%

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Boffin

Brain Transfer Is Possible

It's Science (or Speculative, if you prefer) Fiction. It's ALL based on a 'what if?', and the implications on humanity, without the necessity of explaining /how/.

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Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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Fuck the napkin!

Are these letters in 14-feet font, or 14-point font?

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Cunning goldfish avoided predator in tank for seven years

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Nemo in the filtration unit

Shark Bait ! Ooh-Ha-Ha !!!

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Hi-res audio folk to introduce new rules and weed out impure noises

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Re: The elephant in the room

^^ THIS ^^

44,100 upvotes from me.

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Apple wants to patent iBeacon stalking

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Re: Bluetooth LE

Bluetooth LE (Low Energy) operates at the same /power/ as normal Bluetooth, but saves /energy/ by operating in infrequent bursts and going dead in between times. Range is identical AFAIK.

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GCHQ heard you liked spying, so spied on itself spying on you

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Big Brother

Ministry of Truth reports No Category C errors

In other news:

Ministry of Plenty announces an increase in chocolate rations to 20g.

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Kamikaze Rosetta probe to ram comet it's chased for billions of miles

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"Well under 1 in 10000"

Huh, the chances of anything coming from Mars1 were a million to one, they said.

....but still he came.

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Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

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"Mossad" is the Israeli word for "Gnomes"

1. Collect one shoe of a pair

2. ?

3. Profit

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Nobel bro-ffin: 'Girls in the lab fall in love with me ... then start crying'

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Re: what does 'the same gender' mean?

So you're a cross-dresser (transvestite), but not trans-gender, and yet you feel qualified to dismiss every trans-gender person as nonsensical.

Bravo. Your and idiout.

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Spaniard sues eBay over right to sell the Sun

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You could colonise and settle the Sun so long as you only built accommodation during the night.

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Re: You can't touch it

No, a Hammer says "You can't touch this".

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Bone-tastic boffins' breakthrough BRINGS BACK BRONTOSAURUS

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Rating the Dinosaurs (Not my work)

Brontosaurus

Huge beast. Ate only plants, but could crush a '93 Cabriolet with a single step of its titanic brontosaurus feet. Name means "Thunder Lizard" which is about as cool as you can get. Its only real drawback is that it didn't really exist. B+

Apatosaurus

This is what they're calling brontosauruses these days. Apparently they had some problem with the wrong skull on the wrong body--duh--and once they figured it out they had to change the name to "apatosaurus," which means "Deceptive Lizard." Personally I think they should have looked up the Latin for "Stupid Scientist." D

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The coming of DAB+: Stereo eluded the radio star

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Re: vinyl vs CD

Jesus, not this tripe again. All multi-track recordings are done in the digital domain these days. If you want to go crazy batshit insane, you can even do it in floating-point 32-bit 192kHz format.

The mixdown to the stereo master is again done in the digital domain.

If you want to hear the resultant sound at its most accurate, listen to the raw digital stereo master through a high quality DAC. The amplifier choice is pretty much inconsequential at the mid-to-top end of the range. Speakers have to be pretty good, though.

Why then, would you take that 'perfect' product and scratch it onto the surface of a spinning plastic disc in analogue form? Even worse, why would you expect such distortions (EASILY reproduced digitally), combined with crap like dust and static electricity discharges, to sound 'better'?

Bog standard 44.1kHz / 16-bit CD quality is as good as it gets, and it costs pennies to get it right.

Even Ivor Tiefenbrun of Linn Products had to admit defeat:

http://www.bostonaudiosociety.org/bas_speaker/abx_testing2.htm

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Tape thrives at the margin as shipped capacity breaks record

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Re: "15-20 kilowatts per hour"

Precisely what I logged in to comment upon. Have an upvote from me...

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Broadmoor: My Journey Into Hell, The Chimes and Cowboys and Indies

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Shoe-in.

"Shoo-in", as discussed on Radcliffe & Maconie, just this week. As in, shooing a goose into a pen.

(And it was a new one to me - I'm not just being a grammar Nazi for the sake of it).

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Bloke in Belgium tries to trademark Je Suis Charlie slogan

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Re: WELL DONE

You used the word "parameters" when you should have used "perimeters". That is an unforgivable insult to me. You should die for this, you unholy infidel!

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Saudi Arabia to flog man 1,000 times for insulting religion on Facebook

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Devil

Blasphemy...

The only truly victimless crime.

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UK.gov: Sod SIGINT, let's turn GCHQ into a TECH CRECHE

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Headmaster

Re: I don't see why not.

Ex GCHQ people will know how to keep a national secret, which means they'll also know how to keep a commercial secret.

Code reviews will mitigate the injection of backdoors. In my current workplace, no change gets committed to the working codebase until it has been peer-reviewed by someone competent. (And believe me, most of them DELIGHT in being pedantic bastards and pulling you up on the slightest deviation from coding standards, never mind overlooking any 'undocumented' behaviour.)

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: The long-ago geek gifts that made us what we are

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Re: 4.5V electric lego

My big brother's mate borrowed my motor so he could build a bubble-blowing machine for a school disco. He managed to knacker it with a simple 9V PP3.

I had quite a substantial layout of Lego railway, too.

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Still got a 75-in-1 in a cupboard at my dad's house

It still mostly works, though the LED is blown, IMSC. My own kids were fascinated when I built up a crystal set radio and it made a sound without batteries!

Best Xmas present EVAR, though, had to be my first real computer - a 1K ZX81.

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