125 posts • joined 3 Jul 2008
Audi: German for "asshole." Here in the States, anyway; something to do with ad campaigns creating a self-selected market of the self-absorbed.
Of course there are exceptions to every rule, generally found at the dinner table after one remarks that "Audi is German for asshole." :-)
"...modern apps should not all start in full screen in desktop view, some apps (eg, Calculator) should default to a smaller size,” say 30 users."
"You mean a pencil is not as useful when it's in the shape of a pretzel? How are we supposed to innovate if we can't change its shape to something slavishly following an abstraction?"
Astonishing that MS would need to obtain blindingly obvious suggestions to restore lost functionality such as this via such a cumbersome route. Users might want to use a calculator in conjunction with some other activity, such as a document being edited? Wasn't this the whole point of windowing and Windows in the first place? Sure enough we got it right, 30+ years ago.
Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
Decisive move to confusion.
From fail to flail, on the count of two.
Maybe the preview is premature.
Re: Dust removal
Have you looked at the top deck of these things? Do so and report back with the number of wiper arms you'd need. Take into account that you're not wiping the windscreen of an automobile; the design of the deck requires a plethora of protrusions, PV cell interconnect wiring, etc.
"Everybody else dips their pencils in s--t so I have to dip mine."
Why the situation stinks for everybody: by mutual consent.
JIRA's a fat pig, but sexless.
"Who keeps posting this kneepad-style AGW bilge? "
Funny to watch some of the folks here flailing around, trying to punch their own shadow. Didja notice? The article didn't actually mention C02 or anthropogenic climate change at all.
Chill out. :-)
Re: Needs Microsoft account to use
Yup. The multiple hassles around satisfying the elaborate artificial-scarcity engineering requirements make it a non-starter.
From all the captivity efforts built into the machine and OS, this sounds like MS is trying to reboot the '90s, via a slightly different path. No thanks.
Quick question: what's the difference between extended battery life during standby, and extended battery life during "off?"
Presumably it's down to boot versus no boot?
Point is, touting how long the battery lasts when not using a device seems a bit of a desperate reach for exciting features to tout.
Pass the hammer
Only the latest final nail in the coffin of global warming.
With so many final nails, one would think the monster dead already. Perhaps we're hammering on the wrong coffin?
Issue is metaphor for larger problem
Leaving aside the exact details here, we're coming to a point where sovereign state borders are becoming quite anachronistic for some purposes.
The message of commercial globalization is that borders should ideally be porous to resources. Resources of course include information.
The sole remaining legitimate purpose of borders is to containerize and lend shape to cultures, probably most importantly the cultural feature of local systems of law.
The question Brazil is asking is, how do we preserve our preferred systems of law in the face of the ad hoc, unagreed power-sharing arrangement of the Internet?
Just to help the discussion, here's the abstract:
"In the eastern Mediterranean in general and in Turkey in particular, temperature reconstructions based on tree rings have not been achieved so far. Furthermore, centennial-long chronologies of stable isotopes are generally also missing. Recent studies have identified the tree species Juniperus excelsa as one of the most promising tree species in Turkey for developing long climate sensitive stable carbon isotope chronologies because this species is long-living and thus has the ability to capture low-frequency climate signals. We were able to develop a statistically robust, precisely dated and annually resolved chronology back to AD 1125. We proved that variability of δ13C in tree rings of J. excelsa is mainly dependent on winter-to-spring temperatures (January–May). Low-frequency trends, which were associated with the medieval warm period and the little ice age, were identified in the winter-to-spring temperature reconstruction, however, the twentieth century warming trend found elsewhere could not be identified in our proxy record, nor was it found in the corresponding meteorological data used for our study. Comparisons with other northern-hemispherical proxy data showed that similar low-frequency signals are present until the beginning of the twentieth century when the other proxies derived from further north indicate a significant warming while the winter-to-spring temperature proxy from SW-Turkey does not. Correlation analyses including our temperature reconstruction and seven well-known climate indices suggest that various atmospheric oscillation patterns are capable of influencing the temperature variations in SW-Turkey."
Read carefully. Be careful what you wish for.
Is it real?
This is intriguing but considering that I'm reading in the same venue where Andrew Orlowski is published, I guess I'll have to verify it elsewhere.
How about if he shoots his own camera? That would be fun.
EasyJet paying money for reputation management that could instead be diverted into actual logistical improvements thereby avoiding the necessity for reputation management?
I suppose it's more likely that the queue were tittering about the twitter enough to catch the ear of the local mis-manager.
Re: It's in da nose, stoopid!
Forcing everyone into dork-mode is way less expensive for manufacturing. Short of a DSLR a coupled, optical rangefinder is ok and can be made very tiny but purchase options for those have gone into the stratospheric, boutique price range, another mode of dork.
Lugging a DSLR is ok in some circumstances but for something to put in a shirt pocket we have few reasonable choices. Even though in some ways it was pretty mediocre I still miss the nice rangefinder of my Fuji E510, the lamented victim of salt water. New camera is compact, waterproof, shockproof, dust proof and Doug-proof but waaaaah-- no rangefinder.
And this relates to financing and managing a publicly traded company -how-?
Perhaps it's time to create another market, one designed to be used by people/machines with no interest in the world inhabited by people who provide tangible goods and services?
The trading described here bears no relationship to the organic rationale for public offerings. Mixing abstractions such as high-speed trading with fundamental requirements such as producing foodstuffs is risky.
"...NIST said that working with the NSA was standard operating procedure; indeed it was required by law to consult with the NSA on security matters. "
We're supposed to understand the legal mandate to have Daddy NSA "consult" as a feature, not a bug.
NSA generously helping us keep our secrets: if it seems too good to be true then it probably isn't true. I love my dog but she's not allowed to guard my bacon.
Stay up on the latest debris
It's all covered in "Orbital Debris Quarterly."
A seriously bad problem, another "WTF were they thinking" legacy for our descendants.
Back to the crib
"...conspiracy theorists are terrified that RdRand is compromised. "
Only days later and we're back to "terrified conspiracy theorists."
How we do love a comforting story (or insult) instead of facts, eh?
Diagnostic of monopoly
When you don't need to worry about hearing any complaints and thus can safely deter them with a fee you're enjoying being a monopoly. Woe betide you if any cracks appear in the dam of your control, once you've built up enough resentment in your victims.
In the case of firms and other organizations still having competitors, surely it's a stupid idea to charge complainers for offering what are often useful suggestions in the form of a raspberry. Complainers should be paid.
Re: NSA - National Socialist Agency
They both need to be working from a larger dictionary.
NSA please look in the mirror
Nothing more pathetic than seeing somebody who can't keep a secret blaming somebody else for their own failings.
Secrecy begins and ends in the hands of the secret.
Just imagine: there's some poor drone deep in the bowels of Microsoft who has been assigned to fulfill the technical requirements of giving the shaft to TechNet subscribers who fail to match the exacting requirements of continued existence for 90 more days.
What a great job!
Ah, new twist on the Manchurian Candidate
Crash the value, buy the company. Nifty!
Similarly to slowly increasing the amount of water delivered to firefighters attempting to extinguishing a blaze, McKittrick's idea would deliver too little, too late.
Re: Well Done Sony
Yes, thumbs up on the water-resistance. Tablets are akin to wristwatches; what accompanies a person as a ubiquitous accessory should hopefully be at least as water-resistant as that person. As one example, it's worth noting that for better or worse tablets are finding a receptive audience with professional and amateur mariners because a plethora of expensive hardware can be replaced with marine-oriented software combined with tablets. The same tablets are used ashore for more prosaic activities. Tablets with inherent durability not requiring an awkward case will find a ready market.
The circle of illumination shed by these articles continues to diminish. I suppose it's inevitable; if Lewis is to retain any slight resemblance to coherency then he's doomed always to ignore more.
Jennifer Francis et al, much?
What about incidental data?
Presumably if satellites incidentally collects data that might be used for climate research they too will be for the chopping block? Do these morons understand the overlap in data collection? Why do I bother asking?
Whipsawing NASA on an annual basis will ensure that we go exactly nowhere.
Will our memory be long enough?
In 3-4 years we'll have no polar orbiting weather satellites and our forecasting ability will be thrown back to the 1960s era because of absurd stunts such as "sequestration." There are loads of other time-delayed disasters being planted today by our ideological romantics, mostly noticeable only later. Will anybody remember to connect the dots?
"We couldn't afford new satellites" won't sound very convincing, if folks ask why we no longer can predict whether a hurricane will make landfall or not. But will we remember that we used to have that ability?
Microsoft: Innovator of Problems
Microsoft's main development vector still seems to hinge on making sure that user data is securely locked into their "experience ecosystem" or whatever they're calling their magic spectacles these days.
It's possible that customers will eventually figure out that when Microsoft says "the other guy's software won't read your data," they really mean "we scrambled your data and you paid us for it, suckers."
SSL certificate renewal automated=mature?
Years ago I was the lucky person with our firm who took the (Christmas week) phone call announcing that a device which we'd just installed had exploded and reduced itself to small fragments and a cloud of black smoke in a shopping mall in the NE US, prompting an evacuation and demand that we immediately remove the approximately 1,800 other copies deployed around the mall's local community (this was in 2001 and in general emergency responders were quite jumpy, to say the least).
Reversing this setback was quite an education. Although their battery had exploded for a reason that was never satisfactorily explained, luckily our vendor (a very large French battery firm) appeared well-versed in the art of euphemisms as they apply to badly behaving batteries. We were instructed to never use the words "explode" or "detonate" or "burst" in the technical reports demanded of us by regulatory authorities; the proper words to use were "spontaneous disassembly."
And lo, the magic words worked. We never removed a single device. :-)
Nice to see that Lewis has finally given up on understanding the sciency part of climate change.
I suspect that prior to 1950 few would have rated wearing seat belts among the things they could do to improve their safety while riding in automobiles. Happily we're not solidly rooted in ignorance.
A day passes, and then another year
"We will continue monitoring the health of the Storage service and SSL traffic for the next 24 hours..."
...and then we will ignore the situation for 364 days, until our cert once again expires.
Only for 24 hours? Surely not, but surely they'd also be a little more careful in their phrasing, one would think.
Re: I'd look at the Battery Power Conditioning Circuits
Individual cell-reversal will cause destructive failure as well. Possible a cell died, began trying to conduct "backwards?"
" Initial tests at a facility in Arizona show no problems, while Japanese investigators report that their APU circuit boards are too badly burnt to provide meaningful data at this time."
Hopefully the entire facility will not burn to the ground --again-- when testing becomes spontaneously and spectacularly exothermic, as happened earlier in the 787 program. That would slow down the investigation.
Rawls surely could have done better than getting it backwards?
Needs coffin nails and nothing to hand but a bag of hammers. Tsk.
Re: I just bought a Windows phone
Not called "the Borg" for nothing.
Re: Fewer apps == fewer crap apps
It's too hard; how do I tap and swipe that? Or can I just pinch it? I've forgotten how to use 3 out of 5 fingers. Plus I'm having difficulty writing this with only an index finger; isn't there some useful way to use all these extra digits draping from my hand?
Also can somebody help me open my jar of jam?
So it's kind of like a recession, or depression: by tacit consensus to remain enslaved to notions of economics that have lost their roots in the physical world we all agree to be miserable. It's a sad day when the physics hand we're dealt has nothing to do with our quality of life.
And if Faber-Castell decides your pencil will henceforth be in the shape of a pretzel, be a Marine, suck it up, go with the flow. By all means, don't look for another pencil vendor.
Great story, well researched, engagingly written. "Where are they today" bit was also intriguing. Thanks!
Wouldn't it be even more intelligent and savvy not to locate data centers in places where it becomes very warm for many weeks of the year? Let alone NC, how about the weird fascination of Las Vegas and other places in the SW US for operators of data centers?
What about right next door to HydroQuebec's dams in northern Canada? Rail leads to the rest of the world, meaning fiber connection is a snap. Granted the operators would have to be pretty strange people but how is that any different than somebody locking themselves in windowless fortress in Las Vegas, really?
More useless noise.
Late to the party, as usual, bringing nothing but friction and unnecessary expense. Look for just enough success in the market to make a pointless mess for customers, like Silverlight.
"But the really cool thing about all of this is that Microsoft is 90,000 people or so, so the fact that we're all behind this and we're all pushing down these design principles is something that's tremendously exciting."
Pretty much sums up everything wrong with the picture. Spend more time outside of the campus and don't waste those precious moments at hermetic MS events; perhaps this disastrous self-hypnosis wouldn't happen so often.
Taxes!=science. It's helpful to keep them separate in your mind.
Everything is an Experience at Microsoft
"Enhanced Mitigation Experience Toolkit (EMET)." AKA "EMETic"
At Microsoft, you do not use the toilet, you have a "Metabolic Experience." If you have dysentery, you have a "Enhanced Metabolic Experience."
When you and your spouse get that special spark of an evening, you have a "Conjugal Experience." If it's extra-marital and stolen in the back seat of the car, it's an "Enhanced Interoperability Experience."
When you're being retained as CEO after a dismal job performance, you're having an "Enhanced Retention Experience."
"1) The numbers are PROVISIONAL but are our best estimates right now. We are working hard to finalise (i.e. check the details of) the numbers at which point a paper will be submitted which will hopefully be published in due course. At that point everyone will have access to the whole story/figures etc.
2) The trends are from the period 2004 to 2012 and are obtained by combining CryoSat ice volume with ice volume from NASA's ICESat mission for years 2003-2008 (see Kwok et al, JGR, 2009).
3) The trends are for the two campaign periods which ICESat operated in each year that overlap with the times of year when CryoSat-2's provides data. That is a month during October/November (ON) and February/March (FM).
4) The numbers refer only to the central Arctic (the ICESat domain) and cannot always be compared with the PIOMAS "whole arctic domain" available on the PIOMAS website (i.e. there are times of year when some ice lies outside the central Arctic).
5) Both ICESat and CryoSat-2 measurements have been validated (checked) against data gathered by aircraft and undersea moorings."
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