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Stephen Gray
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@ mmeier

The following: scratch-resistant lenses, CAT & MRI tech, cordless power tools, super glue, memory foam, freeze dryed food, cochlear implants, I could go on but I really can't be arsed.

Please come back when you've reached puberty.

Stephen Gray

Automatic tills rule.

I'm sorry but if you can't work out how to use one then perhaps you should consider a new career, one that isn't in the technology sector.

As to women in IT, I couldn't give a toss about your gender, ethnic background or religious views any more than I do about the colour of your hair. Pass the technical test and the job's yours.

Stephen Gray
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Spys

We all have them, why is this a big deal? We spy on enemies and indeed "friendly" regimes. How shocking that China might do the same. Are all Ameerkans beyond stupid? Perhaps they've never heard of the CIA, NSA et al. Another EPIC fail.

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I'm sorry?

Err does this fucktard understand the intarwebs? Once it's digital and posted or sent anywhere it's "out there" FOREVER. Idiot.

Stephen Gray

Gitmo anyone?

He's Dutch so he'll love being in an orange jumpsuit.

Stephen Gray

Faulty microfilter

The description of your fault points to either an unfiltered device (Sky, house alarm or anything else that uses POTS) connected to an extension socket or one of your microfilters is on its way out.

Stephen Gray

@ JDX

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/324270

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Close the door when you leave.

What a suprise, an American company engaging in vexatious litigation. Fail. Cheerio.

Stephen Gray

Go somewhere else

The USA executes criminals with mental health issues, won't sign up to the ICC and basically thumbs its nose at basic human rights. Why would you want to spend a holiday there? Perhaps for the culture? The only things that the USA has brought to the global party are gun crime, chronic obesity and litigation.

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Who'd have thunk it?

WanK3rS.

Stephen Gray

Strange

I've always found our colonial cousins from down under to be a very level headed bunch of chaps and chapettes. I suspect this nonsense will go away when the ballot box is used.

Stephen Gray

I've heard all this before...

All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Stephen Gray

Power is simple

Diesel generators will run on vegetable oil ( I have run a Merc 190D on veg oil bought at Costco and poured straight into the tank) and petrol generators can run on ethanol (minor teaking required to induction) and both these power sources are sustainable. Perfect for developing countries and of course post apocalypse.

Stephen Gray

Simples

I've had my Gmail account since you needed an invite to get one back in the day. I will no longer use it. Problem solved.

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@ Steen Hive

As far as one can tell the subsidy from other parts of the UK to Scotland is currently at least £22 billion a year. Public spending in England is about £7,500 per person, in Scotland it is more than £9,000. Since the Scottish Parliament was created in 1999, public spending has outstripped tax generated there by 45 per cent.

Stephen Gray

Yes just Google

Perhaps my post was a little unclear, my bad. Google has a massive PR machine telling us it's warm and fuzzy and has as part of it's company dogma "Don't be evil". It then employs the same kind of corporate "it's available so why shouldn't we just go ahead and use it" attitude to generating income using my equipment. Google is a corporation, I am an individual. If it wants to make use of Wi-Fi to generate another income stream it should negotiate a deal with other corporate entities who use Wi-Fi routers. Being ethical make business a little harder, not impossible.

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I still find this totally unbelievable, breathtaking arrogance etc

Who sighed this off at Google? Using my equipment to generate more revenue for Google. Don't be evil. Do me a favour.

Stephen Gray

Did this happen here?

This happened in the US of A right? Phew, I almost gave a shite for a second. I would like to say I find it hilarious that people think they have a "right" to use mobile phones. Retards.

Stephen Gray

Horizon

I used to support those tills back in the day, ran Win NT at the time as I recall.

Stephen Gray

Ouch

"Ainsworth later sold replicas and made between $8,000 and $30,000 in total. A company controlled by billionaire Lucas won damages in a California court of $20m." Wow is that what passes for justice in the land of the free. Bit harsh IMHO

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Any kid?

OK Martijn, how do you do it then? Just the basics will be sufficient.

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Missing the point?

When Google came along I was delighted that a new player with at least a nod to not being corporate twats was making waves. Now I think they're the same if not worse (because they claim to be nice) as all the rest.

Stephen Gray

Do Yanks do anything else?

Litigate, litigate, litigate. Fanbois will buy Apple products because they like them, personally I'm ambivalent about their products, but they are starting to piss me off with ridiculous and frankly pointless lawsuits.

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Electric can be quick

It's not a Leaf, just an old steel Datsun :) http://vimeo.com/19651664

Stephen Gray

No issues here

I moved in March and since there was an existing cable connection here I migrated my 20Mb Virgin connection and upgraded to 50Mb. No issues at all with gaming, both me and my flatmate can play simultaneously with no lag or latency issues. The only time I encounter lag issues is when playing against Far Eastern opponents, it's almost impossible to kill them with long shots as they're flashing across the screen but close up no problemo. I don't play CoD, I'm a BC2 addict. I will admit the wireless router supplied by Virgin is playing up every now and then but when connected with cat5 there are no problems.

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This happened in the US of A right?

Then I simply don't care. This is a tech site based in the UK. That is all.

Stephen Gray

Good for tourists

Solar powered boats should be compulsory for tourist locations. The pollution from conventionally powered boats is killing what we all want to go and see. Keep a generator onboard just in case the sun goes in.

Stephen Gray
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Here's another

I fiddled £31,000 after bullying by 'powerful enemy’, says Elliot Morley.

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@ Actually

Lovin the Tolkien ref! Sounds exactly like the place I left.

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Joke

Best not fill this order then

I just had an email request for 10 crates of USB drives from Mr Al Kyeeder, delivery address The Yemen

Stephen Gray

Google has no soul

Google care only for the shareholders, it's the American way. That is all.

Stephen Gray

Prevention is best

I remember joking to a friend when he was considering one of the first gen sat-navs along the lines of "but they'll know where you've been!" I use a map and the Mark 1 Eyeball myself. As a petrol-head I dislike speed cameras on any road with a limit above 30 (MPH) however I do believe in accident prevention. I fear however that cams are routinely sited to generate revenue rather than as a deterrent to errant drivers. Put them all around accident black spots and schools not at the bottom of a hill where a 60 limit drops to 40.

Stephen Gray

@ Not quite so

So please advise how a BT engineer resolves that at the cab? The copper wire that runs from the HDF in the exchange all the way to the property is owned and operated by BT Openreach. Any issue that can be resolved at any point after the HDF is a BT issue, so again they caused it and then fixed it. You simply don't understand how it works. A BT Openreach engineer simply CANNOT resolve CP issues.

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typo

Oops "fixed it"

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Steve Davies 3

That would be a BT issue, don't comment until you know what you're talking about. The ONLY equipment that is controlled by an LLU provider is within the local exchange. The last mile is owned and operated by BT Openreach, they CAUSED your problem and then fixedit, wow well done them.

Stephen Gray

We need to save money!

Corporate twats: We need to save money! Employees: Why? We have money in the bank and we made a profit last year? Corporate twats: You're fired.

Stephen Gray

Where's my commission?

Without my permission they are using my wireless to improve the accuracy of their apps. I charge £50 per hour for that service, it's available 24/7 and they've been doing it since when? This could be a big invoice.

Stephen Gray

Facebook is useful

I've hooked up with a couple of friends again after losing touch using Farcebook, its sheer popularity helps there. Mind you all the "private" information I supply to websites other than my bank is all false but conforms to the same standard. They can hack the shit out of my accounts on any website but if they then try and use that info at the bank, they fail.

Stephen Gray

zzzzzzz

How incredibly boring.

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@ Ummm...

"So it's not important to have secure systems, but simply to deter people from hacking them and getting caught?"

Can I smash the closed and locked window on your car, steal your ICE/satnav/laptop and then say the same? Well your honour it wasn't secure enough! It should have been covered in 10cm of Chobham armour! It was just waiting to be smashed your honour. WTF? Surely the whole point of going to jail IS to deter people. So I fail to see your point. Do crime, do time, it's the choice he made.

Stephen Gray

USA is even more ridiculous than I thought

"In a letter to U.S. Commerce Secretary Gary Locke and Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, a group of top U.S. lawmakers accused Huawei of having ties not only with the People’s Liberation Army, but also with the Taliban and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard."

http://wallstreetpit.com/62997-huawei-drops-takeover-bid-for-3leaf-systems

I can only hope this is true, next the Septics will accuse Huawei of "loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing, smelling of foreign food, urinating in a public convenience, coughing without due care and attention, looking at me in a funny way, walking on the cracks in the pavement, walking in a loud shirt in a built-up area during the hours of darkness, walking around with an offensive wife" (thanks to Not the Nine O'Clock News)"

Stephen Gray

Did you read this article at all?

There’s a cost to this; you’ll have to over-provision to beat the band, and it will cut into your margins and make you less competitive.

Stephen Gray

Do we care?

Since we routinely allow extraordinary rendition and torture at the behest of the Yankee overlords there's not much we can say to a bit of hacking now is there?

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@ Stolen to order

Nah, most likely Huawei kit so not that special at all...

Stephen Gray

WTF?

"On the other hand, Paypal is thoroughly evil, the ebay/Paypal system makes money by obscuring and misrepresenting peoples ACTUAL rights as buyers and sellers."

Do you live in a place where using Paypal and ebay are compulsory? How is Paypal evil? Are you on medication?

Stephen Gray

Do tell how you hold it "properly"?

No of my previous mobile telephonic devices had to be held "properly" therefore Apple are shite. Period. Or in the Queen's English, full stop.

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No defense lawyer?

He states that he has been denied a public defender and yet not a single one of the Yanks who have commented here have mentioned that. He seems a bit of a tosser but surely in the land of the free to litigate that basic right is still enshrined in law? Perhaps not anymore, yet another reason not to go there alongside having to give fingerprints just to go on holiday.

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@ Juan Inamillion

Are BT responsible for social problems? I am a telco engineer NOT employed by BT so I have no vested interest. Please explain your poster/gaffiiti argument. Will twats who vandalise things stop because "its been installed with sensitivity"? Will roadworks be made a thing of the past by this sensitive install? As for the value of housing, I would pay more for a home with broadband so what are you saying exactly?

Perhaps it is you who should get out more.

Stephen Gray

We live near the ocean

@ Tim

I believe about 75% of the human race live within 50 miles of the ocean

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@ Stuart Nice touch

I like the idea of switching boxes based on power consumption, good work fella.

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