Posts by Yorkshirepudding
446 posts • joined Thursday 3rd July 2008 11:07 GMT
Cd\tiecd
Alpha one Mission critical craft under attack!
Alpha one mission critical craft shields down!
Alpha one mission critical craft hull condition critical
Alpha one mission critical craft destroyed
ABORT NISSION MISSION A FAILURE
/smash keyboard
Posted in Archos 70 Android 7in tablet
Decisions Decisions
well after a trip to Aintree best buy in scouserpool im seriously considering the Archos stuff (even if it is French) the trouble is im not sure if i should get the 10in screen or the 7in! im thinking of using it to read Comic Book archives so a big screen would be good, the connectivity options look excellent too. its something to have a mess about with too! id like to fumble in androids nether bits more
Posted in Grand Theft Auto to launch on the Mac
you apple fans are easy to wind up
the only two comments (3 now) get thumbs down.
prolly from the apple fanbois
Posted in Grand Theft Auto to launch on the Mac
in game mobile
one assumes this will be replaced with an iPhone.... keep the sheep happy
Posted in Nokia names N8 release date, pricing
agree with paulR79
I agree totally, its why ive moved onto a HTC desire (due to arrive today unless a scally neighbour robs it)
the first time i used symbian i thought it was great but ive seen it quickly overtaken, my last symbian phone is my 5800 and unless they pull there britches up it'll be the last which is a shame because the n8 looks a great bit of kit, its just got the wrong OS on
Posted in Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'
its called natural selection
i see no problem, the gene pool is being cleansed of those without common sense, this can only be good for the species, and if its mostly iphones getting smashed its a double win!
the boat has sailed
well after being a nokia lover for so many years ive decided to jump ship, the n8 just didnt get here in time and im ordering my HTC desire. add to that the fact the 5800 ive had has gone batshit crazy after the last firmware update ive had enough of symbian, ive cut it slack for long enough
Posted in Judge Dredd returns to the silver screen
perfect leading man
i think so carl urban is suitable gruff and he played mccoy superbly in star trek
Uhhhh Laaaa
martian cylinder launch ramp?
leave the hard drive in
hahaha i dont think so
want
if it has a screechy boot up with multicoloured scrolling im IN!
O Rly?
people still buy stuff from DSGI?
haha a fool and his money...
the great chain moves us all
must be some andrew ryan wannabe
and another thing
even though im not with vodaphone its putting me off getting a galaxy s and putting me towards the Desire from HTC
im sure i dont speak alone when i say i loathe heavily branded firmware
generic ftw!
rejected
my previous suggestion of the enterprise theme was rejected
lol must mean everyone hates it!
foot --> shoot --> self
stupid vodaphone, a good enough reason to move to other networks or get an unbundled phone not weighed down with corporate crap
so we'll know by wednseday then?
at the least if he's had a cap popped in his ass so to speak
Posted in Giant vulture menaces Scottish skies
could be worse
could be a jet propelled solar powered ornithopter
answers on a postcard please....
lol wut
only if your crossing into lincolnshire from yorkshire.
solution to a problem that shouldnt have happened
1) buy cd cheap off play et all
2) rip CD
3).......
4) PROFIT! uh no hang on music on your mp3 player
Posted in Xbox Live billing site snubs Firefox
the solution is simple
play games for free on PSN
I await the xbot flaming
Posted in Nexus One phone rockets to 28,000ft
if you send an iphone 4 up
will it get a better signal
bravo apple
carry on ive got plenty of popcorn
blow the man down
just spoke to our network manager who is ex signals from the navy and he had to snorts of this in his life, he says its lethal stuff akin to treacle and needs seriously watering down
sounds good to me
Posted in Reboot key Brit 'ready to save internet'
obligatory joke
C:\Documents and Settings\>telnet mordor
Connecting To mordor...Could not open connection to the host, on port 23: Connect failed
one does not simply telnet into morder!
he who laughs last
odds on rockstar will destroy the star subtly in the next GTA game or something similar
Posted in Canadian flyboy prangs CF-18 Hornet
talk to me goose
bit of t-cut and it'll buff out
mines the one with the top gun soundtrack in
all hail the ale
ashamedly i started my drinking career on rocky ground as a kid it was bass shandy and then swiftly onto bottles of white lightning, white diamond and white strike on t'old coal stacks in our town behind t'kwik save
things got worse when i started weaning myself on lager but luckily i started experimenting more in Uni and discovered the loveliness of proper beer, ive not had a chance to experience any proper CAMRA beer festivals as curiously they hold them in the week when most people work! other than that fantastic work by camra and its members to get real ale more recognised and more popular.
dont get me wrong i do still have lagers everynow and again but i frown on my stella swigging friend who thinks its like gods tears(!)
Posted in Nokia latest to feel wrath of Jobs
fuck off jobbs
your talking out of your arse, i have a nokia 5800 because i refuse to be a sheep and the only time i have reception issues is if im in an area that might obviously suffer from signal reception like mountain areas or the goddamn sticks! and even then with a few bars i can make a call and get my point accross!
i hold my 5800 however bloody well i please and i great big man hands so its no problem for me, stop trying to point the finger at other people and fix your own houses problems
iTwatt
Pics or it didnt happen!
as above
paris because she loves wand
listen very carefully
no one care what little bethany said at school today, no one cares you got a new hair doo, no one cares you have a hangover
facebook would be more tollerable without the inane updates people put on every day
no one gives a frak! make stupid updates a crime agaisnt the species
Posted in iPhone thief nabbed by GPS, cops say
iMugged
theres an app for that
mines the coat that doesn have an iphone in
yaaaay!
can the police do this to every twat driving a bmw, and audis and mercs and Range rovers
im not saying all the drivers of the above maques are twats just most of them
and while were at it whats the point of the BMW1 series that just says to me "oh look i have a 1 series because i couldnt afford a 3 series coupe on my pay grade
hyuck hyuck hyuck
Posted in Russia confirms shiny new cosmodrome
in soviet russia
rocket launches you!
mines the one with the
Posted in Council wins motorbike charges case
OOooooo £1 a day
my heart bleeds, can i have my wing mirrors back too
Packard Hell
nuff said
although i did get a free copy of descent with my packard bell desktop yaaay
Posted in Apple to shrink MacBook Air
turnabout
i though jobs said they wouldnt do netbooks..... or that netbooks were naff something along those lines im sure ill get flamed and corrected
either way it it doesnt price up to other similar machines you can suck it
Skate or Die
come on someone remembers this!
speaking as a yorkshireman
i find a segway far to posh for the down t'earth street of gods county* get back down t'earth cocker!
*if such an omnipitant being existed of course.....
looks like something
from ace combat series
seriously! someones been on the playstation too much
own goal
touchdown lolz
perfect!
throw in some sharks with laser beams and im sold!
TGIF!
