* Posts by Yorkshirepudding

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Cray bags $30m to upgrade Edinburgh super to petaflops-class

Yorkshirepudding

LANA!

Will it play danger zone?

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Guinness: Have a quick bonk over the bar and receive FREE BEER

Yorkshirepudding
Pint

good things come to those who wait

Like a better stout or porter, seriously there are some blinding stouts and porters out there much superior to Guinness, my personal favourite is Liverpool Organic Brewery's chocolate and vanilla stout, nom nom nom.

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

Yorkshirepudding
Big Brother

Back to Reality

BRITAIN AD 2020

"Vote facist for a 3rd glorious decade of total law enforcement"

"be a governement informer, betray your friends and family, fabulous prizes to be won!"

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Japan proposes NSA-style agency and new snooping laws

Yorkshirepudding
Trollface

konichiwa

With all that tentacle porn to sift through they will be busy

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Disney shutters Star Wars game unit with 200 layoffs

Yorkshirepudding
Pint

Cd\tiecd

Alpha one Mission critical craft under attack!

Alpha one mission critical craft shields down!

Alpha one mission critical craft hull condition critical

Alpha one mission critical craft destroyed

ABORT NISSION MISSION A FAILURE

/smash keyboard

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Archos 70 Android 7in tablet

Yorkshirepudding
Pint

Decisions Decisions

well after a trip to Aintree best buy in scouserpool im seriously considering the Archos stuff (even if it is French) the trouble is im not sure if i should get the 10in screen or the 7in! im thinking of using it to read Comic Book archives so a big screen would be good, the connectivity options look excellent too. its something to have a mess about with too! id like to fumble in androids nether bits more

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Grand Theft Auto to launch on the Mac

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

you apple fans are easy to wind up

the only two comments (3 now) get thumbs down.

prolly from the apple fanbois

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Yorkshirepudding
Troll

in game mobile

one assumes this will be replaced with an iPhone.... keep the sheep happy

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Nokia names N8 release date, pricing

Yorkshirepudding
Boffin

agree with paulR79

I agree totally, its why ive moved onto a HTC desire (due to arrive today unless a scally neighbour robs it)

the first time i used symbian i thought it was great but ive seen it quickly overtaken, my last symbian phone is my 5800 and unless they pull there britches up it'll be the last which is a shame because the n8 looks a great bit of kit, its just got the wrong OS on

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Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

its called natural selection

i see no problem, the gene pool is being cleansed of those without common sense, this can only be good for the species, and if its mostly iphones getting smashed its a double win!

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Pamela Anderson gets her kit off for Nokia

Yorkshirepudding
Jobs Horns

the boat has sailed

well after being a nokia lover for so many years ive decided to jump ship, the n8 just didnt get here in time and im ordering my HTC desire. add to that the fact the 5800 ive had has gone batshit crazy after the last firmware update ive had enough of symbian, ive cut it slack for long enough

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Judge Dredd returns to the silver screen

Yorkshirepudding
Go

perfect leading man

i think so carl urban is suitable gruff and he played mccoy superbly in star trek

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Dixons sales ain't all that

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

gold plated scart leads

says it all really

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Boffins baffled by mysterious Martian crater

Yorkshirepudding
Alien

Uhhhh Laaaa

martian cylinder launch ramp?

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PC World, Currys to offer cash for clunkers

Yorkshirepudding
FAIL

leave the hard drive in

hahaha i dont think so

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Undead Commodore 64 comes back for Christmas

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Go

want

if it has a screechy boot up with multicoloured scrolling im IN!

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Dixons done for dumping customer info in skip

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

O Rly?

people still buy stuff from DSGI?

haha a fool and his money...

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Take-Two Interactive loses fight for Bioshock.com

Yorkshirepudding
Go

the great chain moves us all

must be some andrew ryan wannabe

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Galaxy S firmware update invalidates Voda warranties

Yorkshirepudding

and another thing

even though im not with vodaphone its putting me off getting a galaxy s and putting me towards the Desire from HTC

im sure i dont speak alone when i say i loathe heavily branded firmware

generic ftw!

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Yorkshirepudding
FAIL

foot --> shoot --> self

stupid vodaphone, a good enough reason to move to other networks or get an unbundled phone not weighed down with corporate crap

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NASA seeks soundtrack for final shuttle mission

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

rejected

my previous suggestion of the enterprise theme was rejected

lol must mean everyone hates it!

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Yemeni assassin hits York man with spam death threat

Yorkshirepudding
Grenade

so we'll know by wednseday then?

at the least if he's had a cap popped in his ass so to speak

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Giant vulture menaces Scottish skies

Yorkshirepudding
Welcome

could be worse

could be a jet propelled solar powered ornithopter

answers on a postcard please....

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Monday Night Combat

Yorkshirepudding
Gates Horns

WANT

for ps3 plz

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Plane crash kills 'series of tubes' Senator Ted Stevens

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

lol wut

only if your crossing into lincolnshire from yorkshire.

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Perseid meteors - brace for endazzlement

Yorkshirepudding
Alien

Uhhhh Laaaa

but still they come......

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Beatles on iTunes? 'Don't hold your breath' says Yoko

Yorkshirepudding
Jobs Horns

solution to a problem that shouldnt have happened

1) buy cd cheap off play et all

2) rip CD

3).......

4) PROFIT! uh no hang on music on your mp3 player

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Murdoch predicts iPads all round

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

Im rupert murdoch! the billionaire tyrant

that is all

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Xbox Live billing site snubs Firefox

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

the solution is simple

play games for free on PSN

I await the xbot flaming

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Nexus One phone rockets to 28,000ft

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

if you send an iphone 4 up

will it get a better signal

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Apple coughs to iPhone 3G IOS 4 upgrade problems

Yorkshirepudding
Jobs Horns

bravo apple

carry on ive got plenty of popcorn

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Authentic Navy rum: Yours for £600 a bottle

Yorkshirepudding
Pint

blow the man down

just spoke to our network manager who is ex signals from the navy and he had to snorts of this in his life, he says its lethal stuff akin to treacle and needs seriously watering down

sounds good to me

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Reboot key Brit 'ready to save internet'

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

obligatory joke

C:\Documents and Settings\>telnet mordor

Connecting To mordor...Could not open connection to the host, on port 23: Connect failed

one does not simply telnet into morder!

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Samsung Galaxy S

Yorkshirepudding
Badgers

dammit

you had me all the way up to no flash

bah

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Daily Star is sorry for Grand Theft Auto Raoul Moat blunder

Yorkshirepudding
FAIL

he who laughs last

odds on rockstar will destroy the star subtly in the next GTA game or something similar

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Canadian flyboy prangs CF-18 Hornet

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

talk to me goose

bit of t-cut and it'll buff out

mines the one with the top gun soundtrack in

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NASA unveils global Martian map

Yorkshirepudding
Alien

couldnt resist

Uhhhhhhlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Yorkshirepudding
Alien

hang on whats that

do i spy a cylinder?

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Imitate Real Ale quaffers, save the economy, says biz prof

Yorkshirepudding

all hail the ale

ashamedly i started my drinking career on rocky ground as a kid it was bass shandy and then swiftly onto bottles of white lightning, white diamond and white strike on t'old coal stacks in our town behind t'kwik save

things got worse when i started weaning myself on lager but luckily i started experimenting more in Uni and discovered the loveliness of proper beer, ive not had a chance to experience any proper CAMRA beer festivals as curiously they hold them in the week when most people work! other than that fantastic work by camra and its members to get real ale more recognised and more popular.

dont get me wrong i do still have lagers everynow and again but i frown on my stella swigging friend who thinks its like gods tears(!)

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Nokia latest to feel wrath of Jobs

Yorkshirepudding
Jobs Horns

fuck off jobbs

your talking out of your arse, i have a nokia 5800 because i refuse to be a sheep and the only time i have reception issues is if im in an area that might obviously suffer from signal reception like mountain areas or the goddamn sticks! and even then with a few bars i can make a call and get my point accross!

i hold my 5800 however bloody well i please and i great big man hands so its no problem for me, stop trying to point the finger at other people and fix your own houses problems

iTwatt

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Hitachi hides Magic Wand vibrator under a bushel

Yorkshirepudding
Paris Hilton

Pics or it didnt happen!

as above

paris because she loves wand

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Facebook tops half-billion users, wants your innermost thoughts

Yorkshirepudding

listen very carefully

no one care what little bethany said at school today, no one cares you got a new hair doo, no one cares you have a hangover

facebook would be more tollerable without the inane updates people put on every day

no one gives a frak! make stupid updates a crime agaisnt the species

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iPhone thief nabbed by GPS, cops say

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

iMugged

theres an app for that

mines the coat that doesn have an iphone in

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Cops taser Somerset chap's nether regions

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

yaaaay!

can the police do this to every twat driving a bmw, and audis and mercs and Range rovers

im not saying all the drivers of the above maques are twats just most of them

and while were at it whats the point of the BMW1 series that just says to me "oh look i have a 1 series because i couldnt afford a 3 series coupe on my pay grade

hyuck hyuck hyuck

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Mac sales tripled since 2005

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

Baaaaaaa

the flocks are getting bigger baaaaaaaa

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Russia confirms shiny new cosmodrome

Yorkshirepudding
Joke

in soviet russia

rocket launches you!

mines the one with the

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Council wins motorbike charges case

Yorkshirepudding
Troll

OOooooo £1 a day

my heart bleeds, can i have my wing mirrors back too

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Packard Bell Butterfly XS 11.6in notebook

Yorkshirepudding
FAIL

Packard Hell

nuff said

although i did get a free copy of descent with my packard bell desktop yaaay

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Apple to shrink MacBook Air

Yorkshirepudding
Grenade

turnabout

i though jobs said they wouldnt do netbooks..... or that netbooks were naff something along those lines im sure ill get flamed and corrected

either way it it doesnt price up to other similar machines you can suck it

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FBI hunt gun-waving, skateboarding bank robber

Yorkshirepudding
Badgers

Skate or Die

come on someone remembers this!

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