* Posts by blackworx

973 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2008

Microsoft confirms IE9 will shun Windows XP

blackworx
Pint

If IE8 is anything to go by...

Then this is no great loss to all us XP holdouts.

I'm with Glyn2 on the death-by-a-thousand-cuts nature of the W7/Vista SP2 interface and unexplained pauses. When something that took one click in XP now takes three, or when simplified UI "features" can't be turned off, there's only one word to describe it: stupid.

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Coat

Antarctic, spelt thus

That is all.

Mine's the one with a post-it saying "I have no mates, please kick me hard" stuck to the back.

Apple uncovers child workers in its plants

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"Warning: PDF"

I like it

Pentax K-x

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Same for Minolta^H^H^H^H Sony

...who first came up with the idea six years ago in the Dynax 7D.

I see Pentax, along with Canon and Nikon, are still stuck in the 1930's when it comes to flash mounts though.

Jobs: I'll decide what to do with Apple's $40bn cash pile

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Joke

How does he sleep at night?

On a big pile of money with many beautiful women.

(Apologies to The Simpsons for that one)

Idea for the cash: give it to me. Not very original I know but I'm a bit skint and could do with a few billion to fund my salad dodging activities.

Suits 2.0 will survive BBC's 'purge'

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All very true

But I have zero sympathy for NewsCorp. Zero.

Silicon Valley hypegasm for miracle shoebox powerplants

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Pint

@ Ken

"However, you are missing the environmental point that leccy can be generated without releasing fossilised carbon."

I'm not, I just didn't make reference to it ;o) ... If we were all to stop using gas right now then - discounting the fact that there wouldn't be enough generating capacity to cope - the electricity that would instead be used to provide heat would not be coming from a zero carbon source. My point being that us all being "addicted" to consuming gas for heat is less harmful for the environment than the only currently available alternative which, until we either build more nuke plants, make fusion work, find out the earth's crust lies on a huge bed of hydrogen and not steaming hot magma as we'd previously thought, or get all that power via renewables*, is to burn more fossil fuels in power stations.

*Note I have listed these in order of likelihood.

"global warming is not caused by the release of heat"

You don't say! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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Happy

Thanks

Good info there, although when I said "isn't it more efficient ... to burn gas ... than it is to generate electricity from that gas.." I was referring to electricity generation by a power station rather than by an SOFC, which is I think where Lewis was coming from also when he was banging on about our "gas addiction".

Still - all interesting to know!

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WTF?

Hopelessly addicted to/using too much gas

Somebody correct me please if I'm wrong, but isn't it more efficient on the whole to burn gas for heat at the point of consumption than it is to generate electricity from that gas and then convert the electricity to heat?

I know the whole gas/leccy power usage thing is one of our Lewis' favourite tubthump topics, and I'm with him when he uses it to argue against idiot proclamations of "total" household power consumption that don't take into account the huge amount of energy we get from gas, but if my assumption above is right then Lewis' allusions to our "nasty gas habit" in this article seem more than a little disingenuous.

US unveils planet-hugging London embassy

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Black Helicopters

Hmmm....

Reflecting core values... Surely that means being ostensibly transparent, open and democratic whilst in reality being the exact opposite. Seems this giant reflective blast-proof Borg hypercube fits the bill perfectly.

Resistance is futile.

Let us legally rip discs, campaigner tells govt

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Pirate

Personal/Commercial

Surely it would just make more sense to allow people to use ripped media in the same way as they're already licensed to use the original source material? e.g. If you've paid your PPL for public performance of licensed works (e.g. fitness instructors etc.) then you should be allowed to use ripped copies of the music you've paid for.

BBC iPlayer rejects open source plugins, takes Flash-only path

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Megaphone

Yeah!

Never mind Flash refuseniks! How about all these people who don't even want a computer?! Surely they too should be compensated for not being able to watch BBC programmes online? Some sort of electronic viewing device that receives and decodes a broadcast signal perhaps?

Seriously though, the Beeb are damned if they do and damned if they don't. For the BBC and its customers there's zero benefit to this SWF verification thing, ergo this is either Adobe twisting auntie's arm or auntie being petty and/or incompetent (again).

Hate to find myself in agreement with anything Steve Jobs says but really - the sooner Flash becomes irrelevant the better.

blackworx

Because

It's got nothing to do with the BBC. The DMCA is mentioned in reference to the fact that if XBMC (available in the USA) were to spoof "SWF Verification" then it could be seen to be frustrating a copyright protection system built into SWF, owned by Adobe who are, um, American. And since frustrating copyright protection systems is against the DMCA, um, in America...

AMD's 'Magny-Cours' Opterons surface on eBay

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Happy

Re: Mangy-Cours

@ David - your reply falls into the "you learn something new every day" category. Thanks to you (and the internet) I now know who is responsible for so many of those circuits I always thought were a bit shit - cheers!

@ James - erm, I think you missed my point.

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Coffee/keyboard

"Mangy-Cours"

Slip of the finger was it?

Free Software Foundation urges Google to open On2 codec

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Gates Horns

Keep Getting Pushed for a Title

"...or aggressively invite users to upgrade their browsers..."

I can see it now... If they did that, Google would naturally push Chrome and nothing else. Then we would have everyone and their dog complaining about Google abusing a dominant market position. Deja vu much?

Scots unleash world's strongest beer

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Alert

Just waiting for the Daily Mail headline

BOOZED UP HOODIE KIDS ON BEER STRONGER THAN VODKA WREAK HAVOC AND TERRORISE KIDS! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

...without a single reference to it costing £40 a bottle. Although they may get confused when they try to tie in the anti-Boche angle. perhaps they'll run that one on a different page...

GOOD OLD BLIGHTY SHOWS JOHNNY KRAUT HOW IT'S DONE!

On a saner note, BrewDog beers are generally fucking excellent - well worth hunting out, especially their Punk IPA.

Where does Mozilla go when the monopoly witch is dead?

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Re: it's a bit tiresome

Personally wouldn't use the word without first deciding the comment in question has a particularly high marketroid score, which is the case for both of these posts - they're off the scale. Granted, Ben Lambert's probably wasn't (he just looks like that rarest of beings - a true believer) but the original AC comment stinks of marketing in both form and content. I'm paraphrasing slightly here, but "if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it might as well be a duck".

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Coffee/keyboard

I'm Sorry I Can't Help It

Phil Oakey called, he wants his hair back.

blackworx
Badgers

New Icons Please

I think what AC and Ben Lambert need is an active "icon" (Silverlight, natch) which rolls out to roughly 1.5 x fullscreen whenever your pointer goes within a country mile of it and is basically an interactive advert for good old Microsoft.

The rest of us need an astroturf icon.

Thank you!

MPs, Lords ask if Mandybill is human rights friendly

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Big Brother

WriteToThem.com

...either don't have the Dark Lord's contact details, or his "mailbox is full".

What a surprise.

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"suspected file sharers"

I hate that phrase. It implies file sharing itself is an illegal act.

MSI pitches all-in-one PC at audiophiles

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Troll

Hmmm

"compares favorably to other monitor-mounted cheapie speaker systems"

there, fixed.

Now, where's Hugh Jorgen spouting his nonsense about B&O?

Researchers rip iPad apart to reveal Apple's profits

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Jobs Halo

@AC 14:10

How dare you!

You have sullied His Jobsness' good name by seeking to compare the iPad with mere objects.

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Boffin

@ Ed Blackshaw

You can never have 100% profit unless you magic stuff out of thin air and sell it on the spot.

Selling something for £2 that cost you £1 including your overheads means you generated 50% profit off a 100% markup.

Also, according to the article, iSuppli include manufacturing costs in their calculations.

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Pint

"Pint, because you have to drink it to appreciate it fully."

One might easily misread that to infer you'd have to be drunk to decide that buying an iPad is a good idea.

Opera plays chicken with Apple iPhone police

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Jobs Horns

All ostensibly valid points, except...

I seem to recall being able to deactivate Flash on pretty much every browser I've ever used, and on top of that if Apple actually made their batteries consumer-replaceable (or, for that matter, half decent) then it wouldn't be nearly so much of an issue.

Prisoners chucked off Facebook

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Troll

Privatising Losses

Never mind the rest of your post, this:

"Typical socialist, privatising losses"

Is just ignorant pish.

Get back under your bridge.

John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

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Heart

OUCH!

"You lot are generally far more evasive and craven in your offensiveness."

Again! Again! Do it again!

'Clumsy' French cop tasers schoolkid

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Paris Hilton

Police worldwide grit teeth, roll eyes...

No you stupid Frenchies - it's NOT a weapon, it's a non-lethal neromuscular incapacitation device.

MTV Mexico pulls South Park episode

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Thumb Up

"Babyfarx McGeezax?!...

"...Space cash?! How stupid ARE you people?!"

iPhone App Store bars mention of Google Android

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Jobs Horns

Paging Jim Jones

That is all

Sci-fi and fantasy authors wade into Amazon spat

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Dead Vulture

Channelling Peter O'Hanrahanrahan Much?

General implication of this article, without even a link for balance, is that Macmillan tried to hold poor little Amazon to ransom. Seems more likely that Macmillan were trying to stop Amazon from stealing even more of their margin.

And what exactly is the Sci-Fi authors' input? Precious little according to this article, making it look to me more like their "wading in" was simply an excuse for an article that seems pretty short on any *actual* news.

I'd expect this kind of add-nothing dross from boingboing, not the Reg.

And I really can't understand people saying ooh eBooks cost next to nothing to reproduce I'm not paying that much. What proportion of the cost of publishing a book do you think printing and distribution takes up? Do they think books just magically appear at the printing press ready to print?

Sony to revamp movie classics for 3D era

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Pint

Argh

"Orson Welles is offically rolling over in his grave"

...just made me think of a greenscreen 3D wire mesh of a human form spinning round in an "underground" box.

FFS I think a pint is well overdue.

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Unhappy

Meh

As someone with (according to my optician) "a very interesting prescription" and no 3D vision, I was hoping this whole 3D thing would be the usual flash in the pan but sadly it doesn't seem to be going away any time soon. Waaah!

Betting sites balance fraudster nab and customer loss

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Paris Hilton

Professional?

"if you've got ten layers of security, the key logger will log them all. You might as well use user name and password and let your users get in nice and easy"

This is from a supposed professional? One can only assume he's never heard of on-screen keyboards, partial passphrase requests or callback systems?

Besides, it's all a bit rich (sorry) coming from an "industry" that generates its income simply by taking money off people in excange for a few flashing lights.

London Sperm Bank whips out its wedding tackle

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Sky Cock

Drawing a giant knob in the sky just because you can - top marks!

Dear Adobe: It's time for security rehab

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Pint

Why?

"why does something so mundane have so many holes that it needs almost constant security updates"

Because the last piece of worthwhile dev on Acrobat happened over a decade ago, and Adobe have spent the intervening time adding nothing but soft, mushy bloat.

E-book readers are a satisfied lot

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Would they though?

Would the results really change that much after the announcement of the iPad? Remember this is a survey of eReader *owners* not prospective buyers. I'd imagine opinion will change a lot more in the latter category. At a guess I'd say anyone who has spent any time trying to read anything off an LCD in broad daylight (never mind blazing holiday sunshine) and then moved up to an eInk screen will still be perfectly happy with their purchase. Throughout the comments during the iPad furore it seems to me the only folk slagging off eReaders in comparison are the Mac fanboys.

@AC 16:34 - If you're meaning will it be too shiny to read off in sunshine without straining your eyes then yes I think it probably will be. Besides, I think it's almost certain that the backlit LCD screen will be practically unreadable in those situations anyway - shiny finish or not. No doubt some case companies are already beavering away incorporating flip-up bellows type visors to their iPad designs.

UK suffers videogame 2009 sales blow

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Thumb Up

Hmmmm

"OK, OK, PC gaming is dying a death thanks to the rise of stupidly powerful console, along with the rise of stupid DRM"

I think that's a misconception. I'm not saying PC gaming hasn't had a rough patch or that DRM isn't stupid, but apparently sales of gaming PCs are bigger than all 3 home consoles combined - for that reason alone I would be hesitant to write the market off so readily.

It's easy to see the desires of big publishers like EA who would no doubt PREFER everything to be on a nicely-controllable closed platform with a fixed update cycle, but the reality is that PC gaming is where the real innovation comes from and it's where the vast majority of passionate developers spend their formative years. Right now and for the foreseeable there's nothing the likes of EA can do to stop that.

Besides, most of the real turds in the PC market are turds because they're late, badly-ported console games, and enthusiasts know this (not that I'm saying the market is made up entirely of enthusiasts). There's no shortage of decent games that take proper advantage of the vastly more flexible PC platform and stretch even the most powerful hardware. On a technical level the PC is still untouchable, and that includes the majority of mainstream consumers who don't buy into the latest whizzbang kit.

Do a search on bit-tech.net for "PC gaming" and check out the first few hits, also check out the interview with Richard Huddy of AMD/ATi. Good articles all.

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Go

Speccy

"I use to game on a spectrum and MSX, and there were some seriously rubbish games then too"

You sir, just reminded me of YS's Advanced Lawnmower Simulator. Ah the memories...!

Apple vs the iPad Bedwetters

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Badgers

ODFO

I did have an iPod once and yes I did buy something else much better but until you can understand the point of what I said, half in jest, then I humbly suggest you take your opinion and shove it.

PS: I *am* an arse, so really I'm not in the slightest bit worried about looking like one, but really -- thanks so much for the heads-up.

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Go

Headcrabs!

Back when Apple was a basket case and Microsoft was foisting Windows 95 on an unsuspecting world, I used to think of Apple in the sad, fond way folk tend to of the runty underdog. Now I find myself really wishing Apple would just go away - not because I'm "haunted by the thought that somebody, somewhere might be enjoying themselves" with their devices (which is undoubtedly so, in the same vacuous way that people "enjoy" listening to The Black Eyed Peas) but because their PoS closed devices are, by their growing de facto status, showing every capacity to hamper my own bloody enjoyment!

Nice article though. The sky-is-falling brigade are always good for a laugh, and there's a few good points made and some nifty phrases I can file away under "things to say when in need of lines to wind up a web2.0tard".

PS: Well done for getting by without mentioning Cory Doctorow.

ASA bites PETA over Baby P billboard

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WTF?

I really wish

PETA weren't such a bunch of dicks

NotW reporter accused of hacking over 100 mobiles

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Unhappy

Yeah, but...

Considering Andy Coulson is usually the one running the smearing (or worse) I'm willing to forgive the Guardian this one. Seems pretty clear to me they're not making anything up. The sad thing is that this carry on (both the voicemail tapping and the smearing) is the expected norm. How long now before we have wholly US-style diversionary "politics"?

Microsoft's IE 8 misses Windows 7 updraft

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Thumb Up

Too true

Having to strip out PNG gamma correction and bolt on Javascript to enable alpha channel is a bloody joke pure and simple.

True, there are a lot of all-in-one scripts out there these days that bring IE sort of close to standards compliance, but (especially for a basic text, images and layout site) why should we even have to go there?

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Thumb Up

That's because

It's shit

Virgin Media battles privacy campaigners on P2P monitoring

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Badgers

Phorm/BT

After the Phorm debacle it's no surprise Virgin are treading carefully.

Mind you, the only real reason I can see for them wanting to do this kind of monitoring is to figure out a strategy for converting that traffic into extra zeros on their bottom line.

@AC 12:57 - did you read to the end?

eBay cans free P&P requirement

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Welcome

Common Sense Outbreak Alert

The free postage thing was simply a way for eBay to screw their percentage out of every penny of a transaction. Good to see they've found some middle ground for a change.