* Posts by Neil Barnes

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Weeks after Red Bee Media's broadcast centre fell over, Channel 4 is still struggling with subtitles

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Re: Testing failover.

Twelve or fifteen years ago, when the BBC rebuilt most of its radio playout systems, A studio had a local server which cached the audio from the apps room servers. The apps room had three servers using two different OSes; all these ran at once to deliver audio. In most cases there were two identical apps rooms, at opposite sides of a broadcast centre, on separate power and network systems and fed from external circuits that didn't share ducts...

I recall driving up the M1/M6 to Birmingham with *all* of Radio 2's music on a server in the back of a rented van; significantly faster than transferring it electronically (though a couple of years later we re-engineered the delivery backbones with 64Gb/s circuits).

Intel teases 'software-defined silicon' with Linux kernel contribution – and won't say why

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Re: Renting of licensed instructions

To make a late payment, please use your browser to log into your account page... oh, wait...

Reg scribe spends week being watched by government Bluetooth wristband, emerges to more surveillance

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Big Brother

I'll be tracked almost everywhere I go...

But isn't that a depressing not upon which to end?

While I am quite happy to have constraints placed upon me in the cause of national health, I'm not so pleased about the easy way we are globally falling into a surveillance society. It's probably too late already.

EasyJet flight loadsheet snafu caused by software 'code errors' says UK safety agency

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Re: Weight of passengers

My first day of paragliding training I was weighed, to ensure that I got the right size of glider. The one I got was fondly known as Big Bertha (I weighed over 80kg then, and fifteen years later and 20-oddkg lighter, I still do...)

Think your phone is snooping on you? Hold my beer, says basic physics

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Re: This is mildly terrifying

The 10.7MHz mixer frequency for the IF... my godfather, who got me started in this whole electronics/computing lark, took the trouble to build a TRF tv receiver, just to annoy the detector operators. Tiny little circular green screen as I recall, ex a radar receiver display.

LinkedIn shutting down in China after mounting government pressure to censor social media content

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Re: to sunset

Verbing weirds nouns!

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to sunset

I know English is a language subject to change, like any other, but in this house 'sunset' is *not* a verb.

Scoot on over for a wheely tricky mystery with an electrifying solution

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Alert

Re: Yes, static is a thing

Oi, this is not that sort of a website!

Devuan debuts version 4.0 – as usual without a hint of the hated systemd

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Pint

And there's a Raspberry Pi build...

Woohoo. Now I have the chance to play with two toys at once; I've been looking at both of them.

All I have to do is get all these other projects out of the way first...

For the team: --->

Client-side content scanning is an unworkable, insecure disaster for democracy

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Isn't it wonderful

That our western technology leaders, encouraged perhaps by our politicians, are so keen and eager to leap headlong into the surveillance society which they claim to so abhor when practised by, say, the CCP?

This bollocks would have made the Stasi proud to have invented it.

Enthusiasts dash for RISC-V computer with GPU

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Linux

indicating possible use for kiosk applications

Oooh! A whole new opportunity for Bork Bork Bork moments!

Only... it'll probably just work and ruin the fun.

FTC carpet bombs industry with letters warning that fake reviews will be punished

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I wondered if it was made up of a number of lesser sums, and searched for the factors (which was unhelpful). However, it did turn out that the COPPA (Children’s Online Privacy Protection Rule) act has the same maximum penalty... as does the Credit Practices Rule, and the CAN-SPAM act... somebody liked that number.

Perhaps https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2021/01/ftc-publishes-inflation-adjusted-civil-penalty-amounts-2021 offers a suggestion: inflation adjusted amounts this year, on what looks like previously adjusted amounts. Perhaps the generic fine started at forty grand or so, and grew over the years?

Shatner breaks the age barrier, goes where no nonagenarian has gone before with Blue Origin rocket trip

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Alien

They could have given him a yellow shirt

But I suppose he should be grateful they didn't give him a red one...

Is that a meteor crashing to Earth? No, it's Chromebook makers coming back to reality

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Re: Wot no Wi-Fi?

Yes, given the way browsers chew through memory, 4G is a minimum these days, which is annoying.

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Re: Wot no Wi-Fi?

I'm a huge fan of replacing ChromeOS with a linux that doesn't require you to report all your doing to the mothership - chromebooks tend to have good batteries and generally sufficient storage locally for day-to-day use, if you don't keep gigabytes of audio or video on them, though they do tend to be a bit short of RAM these days.

Perhaps there'll be a glut of them on the market and the price might come down a little?

Macintosh Classic II and triceratops skull on auction: One's a dinosaur, the other has three horns on its face

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Coat

Some interesting geological stuff there, but way more expensive than I'd pay. But photos? Why? Most are already published and freely available... if (e.g.) Buzz Aldrin's visor were offered there rather than the photo, I may be interested. Nice fossils, though.

Also: THE TOE OF AN ANKYLOSAURUS. Nah. I want at least the ankle of an ankylosaurus, or the toe of a toeasaurus. The toe of an ankylosaurus is just wrong.

---> check the pockets for any forgotten fossils.

I'm diabetic. I'd rather risk my shared health data being stolen than a double amputation

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Re: Respectfully

I agree one hundred percent: pooling health data will improve medical outcomes (I speak as one with a number of ongoing health issues) but the problem is it looks like it's all or nothing.

"Mr Barnes, would you like us to submit your medical data to this company for the express purpose of researching that condition? It will be fully anonymised and will go no further than the research analysis."

Well, yes, maybe... but wait, isn't that company part of a group which is a wholly owned subsidiary of an insurance company? I don't really want to tell *anything* to an insurance company. Or indeed, start receiving adverts for that stunning new medical magazine "So You Think You've Got Problems".

The very companies who are doing the research are likely to be sponsored by the very people I don't want to talk to.

Saturday start for NASA's Lucy probe on its 12-year quest to map Jupiter's Trojan asteroids

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Alien

Beware!

The Trailing Trojans are documented to be full of Moties!

Google's Privacy Budget doesn't add up, says Mozilla CTO, amazingly enough

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Re: How much tracking information

Yeah, the critical comment there appears to be "Websites and Internet service providers can still gather information about your visit, even if you are not signed in.

Sadly it doesn't say what information they can gather.

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How much tracking information

i.e. all the fun stuff that isn't just cookies and scripts, happens in private mode windows? I'm starting to think of opening all new tabs as new private windows, but I don't know how much sharing Firefox does between instances.

Behold the Megatron: Microsoft and Nvidia build massive language processor

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And I bet the manufacturers had more fun producing it, too...

Opt-out is the right approach for sharing your medical records with researchers

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Re: NHS Data Slurp As A Threat

Date of birth and postcode... Given that suburban postcodes may contain only thirty houses, there's a pretty good chance that those data alone are sufficient to identify someone.

In the postcode in which I lived before I emigrated to the EU, it happened that I shared a birthday (even the year) with a neighbour. But as we were of different gender, we would still be identifiable.

Boeing's Calamity Capsule might take to space once again ... in the first half of 2022

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Re: "oxidizer and moisture interactions"…

I agree - the design engineers knew. But the management/engineers(?) who made the go/no go decision? They were apparently told (see Feynman's analysis) but either didn't understand or chose to ignore the risk.

However, the point remains. People will make risky decisions until one bites them.

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Holmes

Re: "oxidizer and moisture interactions"…

How could the engineers possibly have seen that coming?

The same way engineers failed to see that cold weather might affect the flexibility of seals, or that a single angle-of-attack sensor might not be a good idea, or that building a pesticide plant in a major city might suffer a gas leak, or that turning off all the interlocks on a nuclear reactor might not have the desired effect, or, or, or...

Sadly, the only way to learn is when things break - sometimes with painfully unpleasant consequences. Particularly when it's always been OK in the past.

England's Data Guardian warns of plans to grant police access to patient data

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Flame

And this story is the perfect reason

Why your reg poll on opt-out medical data sharing is at the time of writing 86% against...

Clearview CEO doubles down, claims biz has now scraped over ten billion social media selfies for surveillance

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Re: "We never want this to be abused in any way"

because we want to get it right

The way to get it right is not to do it at all.

Judge rejects claims Cloudflare should be held responsible for customers' copyright infringement

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Re: Missing the point

We go after the one who is actually PERFORMING the illegal activity

This. The person who is performing the illegal activity is the one who should be punished... why is this so hard to see? The fact that they are out of your jurisdiction is a problem for treaty resolution, not one of setting the lawyers on whoever is nearest and has even a peripheral connection.

The US seems to have a blame anyone but me culture... the reason people will copy existing products, with varying degrees of similitude but always at a cheaper price than the original, is that most people *don't care* about the label - and they will buy things that look like the original if they can get it a buck or two cheaper.

Fancy some Surface kit but wary of new Windows? Microsoft lets commercial customers pick 10 or 11

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So commercial customers can choose

but the domestic punter can't?

Why not?

Alternative search providers write letter to EU complaining that Google antitrust action achieved diddly-squat

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Re: Compete on function, not whinging

Last time I looked, the simple clean search box on Google apparently required over 200k of scripts to deliver it... really?

Reason 3,995 to hold off on that Windows 11 upgrade: Iffy performance on AMD silicon

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Remember when ...

An OS ran quite adequately on a 2MHz 8-bit 8080?

Chiptune to brighten your afternoon: Winning 8-bit throwback music revealed

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Re: Ron Hubbard?

But the Danube isn't blue, it's green... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQql1k5v_A0

Open Sesame, says Google... to voice identification: Speech ID adds biometric security to call-centre bots

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Our customers are excited

But I bet most of your customers' customers aren't. How many times do you go through a robot menu shouting 'get me a f'kin human, robot!'?

Windows 11 in detail: Incremental upgrade spoilt by onerous system requirements and usability mis-steps

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Re: "design paradigms from those devices could successfully carry over into a new Start"

If only there were some sort of OS where the OS were separate from the GUI, so the user can select the UI of his choice - or no GUI at all, if that's what he wants.

Oh, wait...

Waymo, Cruise get green light from California's DMV for self-driving taxi services

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Re: --As-a-service is nothing new

Buying a car will no longer be a one-off purchase;

Bets? I may have already bought my last car. They do last somewhat longer than three years, and you don't have to change then just because the colour went out of fashion, or the neighbours got a new one.

Maker of ATM bombing tutorials blew himself up – Euro cops

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Re: Pretty much standard

I have a book of early photographic chemistry - hydrofluoric acid was a common ingredient.

For its time it was surprisingly safety-conscious, suggesting the use of a clean silk neckerchief over the mouth and nose, and heavy leather gloves.

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Think of it

As evolution in action?

Fairphone makes wireless earbuds less foul, by charging batteries carefully

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Which is greener?

Non-replaceable batteries and a charging system, or a cable and a plug?

Revealed: How to steal money from victims' contactless Apple Pay wallets

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Re: Looks like this can be disabled

I reckon the best face recognition on this type of thing involves faces of HM The Queen or Ben Franklin. Though in the EU we have buildings instead...

/me does nothing with money on a phone.

What do iOS and Android have in common? Their apps suck at privacy, boffins say

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Correct amount of information that should be collected from/about a user

Almost none.

- is the user old enough to use this application? Note - not date of birth.

- if and only if the user makes a purchase - what is the user's name and delivery address and payment method?

- er, that's about it...

and even those data should be stored for no longer than necessary to complete any transaction and guarantee process.

What is not required are things like my browser type, my viewing history, which adverts I may have viewed (or blocked), my location... I'm getting to the stage now of opening all but a very few websites in private mode, nuking cookies on the way out, blocking scripts and adverts by rote. I do nothing financial *ever* on a phone.

And I've said it before: the sites that want to track you are *all* clickbait sites. Some of them *may* provide useful services - Google Translate is an excellent example - for which I would be willing to pay (if only they offered the chance) but those useful services are not their main function; they're the bait for the click. And to be honest, I hate being sold.

Which? survey finds people would actually pay the online giants not to take their data

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Re: Relevance and utility

Oh I dunno. Obviously the only way I'm going to stop buying all these fridges I keep getting advertised, having bought one, is to run out of room to put them...

Curious that no-one *ever* seems to offer an option to pay for a service, rather than monetising the poor bloody user. (And perhaps curiouser still that the vast majority of services that carry adverts are basically click bait; in it for the advertising revenue and that's it.)

Got enterprise workstations and hope to run Windows 11? Survey says: You lose. Over half the gear's not fit for it

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No-one expects

“Our chief weapon is reliability, reliability and security; two chief weapons, reliability, security, and compatibility! Er, among our chief weapons are: reliability, security, compatibility, and near fanatical devotion to the bottom line! Um, I'll come in again...”

Don't touch that dial – the new guy just closed the application that no one is meant to close

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Re: Question: 10MB/s per Channel?

Raw contribution PAL is a phrase I never recall hearing in over thirty years as a broadcast engineer.

If it was PAL it was analogue, 6MHz bandwidth with a 4.43361875Hz colour subcarrier; audio was always separate until it left for the transmitter.

If it was digital it was CCIR601 - ten bits sampled at ~six times subcarrier frequency. Digital audio could be inserted in the sync pulse time. That is uncompressed.

But with a broadcasting chain as complex as the BBC with multiple channels, local opt-outs, provision from multiple sites to the network... naming gets a bit complicated.

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Re: As a young broadcast engineer, unschooled in IT at the time

Yep - shot change detectors in the *seventies* worked well enough with a capacitor and resistor...

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Re: Question: 10MB/s per Channel?

3Gb/s for studio HD is what I remember, but it's been a long time.

CCIR601 625 line video was 270Mb/s serial uncompressed; ten bit signal at 27M samples per sec.

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As a young broadcast engineer, unschooled in IT at the time

I managed to mistake two commands on a newsroom scripting system (early eighties - probably Basys running on mini-Vaxes). This provided access to stories for editing and printing, and also delivered them to the autocue systems and provided printouts of running orders, times, and the like.

One command restarted an individual users' session in case they locked out their dumb terminals, the other restarted the whole system.

Guess which one I chose at three minutes to six? Guess what took a good two minutes to start to come on line again? Guess who had an interesting conversation with the station manager after the show?

China demands internet companies create governance system for algorithms

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Big Brother

And then you see 'elevating correct political decisions' and 'anticompetitive <...> unwelcome' in the same sentence. Bit of a contradiction there?

FYI: Catastrophic flooding helped carve Martian valleys, not just rivers of water

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So...

The Martians were already hydraulic engineers. As I see it:

- oh noes, we need water, what shall we do?

- ah, plenty of water in those gaudy rings around Saturn. Let's send some home!

- great idea; Saturnian iceberg lands, makes a big lake-sized hole, and fills it up at the same time.

- win win, let's do it.

- only... be careful not to land one on the rim of a previous lake, right? That could be an issue.

- nah, she'll be fine...

Amazon delivery staff 'denied bonus' pay by AI cameras misjudging their driving

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Re: Salesmen

MBA thinking. Everything that is being counted is being controlled, and only the bottom line matters.

GNOME 41: Slick with heaps of new features for users and devs – but annoyances remain

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Re: Nice

am I going to regret it?

Just a wild guess here... but yes?

Scientists took cues from helicopter seeds to invent tiny microchips that float on wind

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Well duh... obviously they just fly home and report in when they're finished with their data gathering.

(There would be a get-my-white-coat icon here, but for some reason I don't seem to have that option on this browser. Strange...)