* Posts by Neil Barnes

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EU Data Protection Board probes public sector use of cloud

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Amazon has been in touch to say:

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Well, they would say that, wouldn't they?

This data center will be Europe’s first with hydrogen backup power

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Re: Hydrogen, eh?

'cos heat is work

and work's a curse

and all the heat in the universe

gonna cooooool down...

(that's entropy, man!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw-brvKO-Z0

IT technician jailed for wiping school's and pupils' devices

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Stop

Retired now - but for as long as I have had work email accounts, I have *never* checked a work email outside office hours.

They paid me nine-to-five; if they want me to keep working outside those times they can pay me accordingly.

Full-time internet surveillance comes to Cambodia this week

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How long...

Before the first of Musk's satellite internet transceivers finds its way into the area?

One assumes, of course, that the penalties for owning or using such a device will be draconian. I mean, social order and and national security obviously must be maintained, if there's any risk of a ruling party being ousted.

(and what about mobile phone service from bordering countries? Hmm, Laos and Vietnam may have similar ideas.)

Indonesia's new mega-telco to build 18,000km submarine cable to the US

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Happy

Biscuits

It's probably very bad of me, but I kept reading 'Ooredoo' as 'Oreo'...

Mmm, cookies!

Apple tweaks AirTags to be less useful for stalkers, thieves

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I'm still trying to understand how Apple failed even to consider this use case

I mean, love 'em or hate 'em, Apple aren't stupid.

How can they have been so focused on the 'find stuff' use case that they ignored the 'track people' use case? Or did they just think, oh, people are so nice to each other, no-one would *ever* do that?

Incidentally: presumably if you have an Apple device it will be updated so that it will detect the presence of one of these things and alert the device owner (hmm, I wonder how that works in the case of a household with multiple Apple devices?) but are we in now a situation where it will be necessary for users of other devices to install an application just to know if there's one in the neighbourhood?

Use Zoom on a Mac? You might want to check your microphone usage

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Re: Also no audio on Ubuntu Snap Zoom-client

Tested or not, I won't install Zoom client software on any machine. It can run in a separate browser window, thank you, and be closed when the call is finished.

Toshiba reveals 30TB disk drive to arrive by 2024

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Re: trust it to probability

If at least one of your backups is not off the planet, you're still vulnerable to a dinosaur killer event.

KDE Community releases Plasma 5.24: It's eccentric, just like many old-timers

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modernised and no longer include menu bars, just hamburger menus

Exactly the thought I had.

I appreciate that there are different schools of thought regarding menus and hamburgers and ribbons and all the other way of interacting with a system, but damnit I like menus. One per window, please, none of this global menu stuff thank you.

Photon fantastic: James Webb Space Telescope spies its first starlight

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First light!

Yay! And very reassuring to know that the mirrors face the right way :)

Polly wants a snapper? Parrot swipes GoPro for sweet views of New Zealand's Fiordland

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Re: Another court case?

Yes, I came here to enquire whether the parrot or the camera owner had the copyright...

Grab some tissues: Meta's share price tanks after Facebook emits latest figures

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Thank $DEITY for that - I momentarily thought that I'd inadvertently been using FB!

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Re: Deflection

Surely a Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean a mother, er, another...

12-year-old revives Unity desktop, develops software repo client, builds gaming environment for Ubuntu...

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Your reporter was very fond of Unity

Kudos to the young fellah, but he's reincarnated the very reason I moved to Mint and have been there ever since.

Automakers continue to see chip-supply carnage as vendors talk of sales pain

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But they are merely demonstrating the good UK traditions of quality at all stages, that has lead British Leyland to be the world beater that it is!

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: I was once responsible ....

It's easy. Some of us knew where the bodies were buried.

Amazon stretches working life of its servers an extra year, for AWS and its own ops

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Re: AD Revenue

I'm still getting my head around the utterly bizarre costs to make a video...

$465 million to make the show, on top of the $250 million for the rights

No wonder they've had to put the price of Prime up. No doubt I will be subject to every increasing attempts to get me to sign up...

Nothing to scoff at: Crisps and nuts biz KP Snacks smacked in ransomware hack attack

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Re: "fuck clinics in the USA this week" said one criminal

Depends whether you have to go 'to' or 'because'...

Former tech CIO jailed for setting up £475k backhander scam with IT outsourcing firm

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Holmes

Same age as me...

I wonder if he got to fifty and suddenly thought "damn, I forgot to organise a pension. What can I do to keep myself in the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed?"

Jeff Bezos adds some more overheads to his $485m yacht by taking down historic bridge

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What we haven't heard is how much it fails to clear by...

Perhaps they could just fill it up with mercury or gold or osmium or something and float it a little lower in the water.

Or get a really really big lorry and ship it by road?

Idea of downloading memories far-fetched say experts after Musk claim resurfaces in latest Neuralink development

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When this works...

Will he also be able to analyse all sorts of diseases from a few drops of blood?

When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes

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Re: Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to do it.

In my most recent incarnation, developing software for an automated cat feeder, I spent a long long time thinking up ways things might confuse the feeder. And yet, every now and then, something surprised us, like a cat simply beating up the feeder, or hiding toys in it, or in one case, an owner who rather than pushing the 'open' button simply picked up his kitten and let the feeder detect it to open the lid...

Earth to Voyager 2: Standby for connection – after we tip this water out of the dish

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"How do you clean the dishes?"

In a nice energy efficient dishwasher, thanks. You?

Silk could tie up all-but-unbreakable encryption, say South Korean boffins

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Re: 1976....Intel 8080....

I'm afraid Tiny Basic is - even for the time - somewhat limited: it was produced in response to Bill Gates' famous 'stop stealing my software' letter.

It has, for storage: one array of characters (I think) and twenty-six signed sixteen bit numeric variables. That's it... I'm still trying to work out how to find a prime number efficiently. I suspect that the multiple precision stuff may be a bit beyond it.

I also wrote[0] a software emulation that runs directly in a terminal, and that's a *lot* faster than the original and a hello world of a lot faster than the emulator. I'll perhaps get around to running CP/M on that, and then eventually on the hardware version of the 8080 simulator.

[0] I know, I know, but having an emulator that I knew worked helped no end in making the emulator work.

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Re: Someone here can tell me.....

Ah, you need my implementation of Tiny Basic, a 1976 interpreter running on a sofware emulation of the hardware inside an 8080 chip, implemented in a logical simulation running under Java... Last night it took it almost five minutes to tell me that 2 + 3 = 5...

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But how can they do this in the West?

Silk comes from China, right? Along the Silk Road? So there's bound to be all sorts of issues about that!

Looking for my silk pocket handkerchief --->

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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No need to ban them.

Just observe that as a motor vehicle, they should be used *only* on the road, properly taxed, insured, and MOT'd. And with all the usual penalties for misbehaving drivers, only possibly more so.

Oh, and to all those idiots that just dump the damn things in the middle of the pavement when they get bored with them... I' assuming salvage rights apply?

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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Re: Serial to VGA? All you need is an adapter!

Hell, I've used RS-232 for over forty years, including all the wires that no-one uses, in big and little connectors... but I've never actually found out what the letters mean.

China orders web operators to spring clean its entire internet

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Re: Why repeat ?

In China, anything's legal... as long as you don't get caught.

Windows boss Panos Panay talks up 'new era of the PC' – translation: An era of new PCs

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Re: A market ready for disruption ...

...and it's scary that you might loose access to older data and software.

It's incomprehensible that you might loose access to older data and software. An update OS in the same family of OSes *might* have reasonable excuse to prevent some older software running unmodified; at the very least it should offer some sort of translation layer. But to prevent access to older data? No.

How to polish the bottom line? Microsoft makes it really hard to claim expenses, say staffers

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Re: Ah, yes.

So, I'm project managing this multi-million pound project? Yes.

So, I have financial authority from the primary stakeholder for all aspects of the build? Yes.

So, I can take a business class flight which is *cheaper* than the equivalent peasant class flight? No, because that's not policy...

Or in another country, having moved an office complex to a new location, buying pizzas and beer for the guys on site who helped join it all up was disallowed... that's not policy...

Google dumps interest-based ad system for another interest-based ad system

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Topics are selected entirely on your device

So presumably they won't be selected at all if using e.g. private browsing, ublock origin, and/or noscript on a non-google browser?

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Re: Me, influenced by ads? Never!

*Everyone's* a fruit and nutcase.

(tiddly pom)

James Webb Space Telescope has arrived at its new home – an orbit almost a million miles from Earth

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For the planners and engineers involved:

(if you turn it round and look backwards, you might be able to see it)

LG promises to make home appliance software upgradeable to take on new tasks

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Re: A clothes drier that adapts itself to prevailing conditions

Not that many monsoons in Yorkshire, to be fair, nor in Germany where I live now.

But at the flat in Copacabana we used a hanging rack...

I do appreciate your point. But still, for most of the world, it's an unnecessary luxury (and just a luxury for the rest).

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A clothes drier that adapts itself to prevailing conditions

I am obviously a child of the sixties (oh, wait, I am a child of the sixties).

In the cellar here, next to the washing machine, are a couple of racks upon which wet clothing taken from the washing machine may be hung. Above the racks is a window which may be opened or closed as desired, depending on current climatic conditions.

I'm really struggling to see how I update its software.

(oh, and if you were wondering: I consider an electrically powered clothes drier an utterly pointless waste of energy. You may of course have a different opinion).

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

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Re: SMRs are expected to produce 300MWe per unit.

What do you want to bet that the very communities that grab the cash coming from the factories refuse point blank to have any of these new power stations in their back yards?

Robot vacuum cleaner employed by Brit budget hotel chain Travelodge flees

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Re: decided [sentience] had been a bad idea and downgraded

Humans? Give 'em the vote? We should never have taught the buggers to speak...

Team behind delayed ERP project was aware of problems but didn't inform Surrey County Council for months

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Cheop's Law

On time, on spec, on budget. Pick any two...

Dog forgets all about risk of drowning in a marsh as soon as drone dangles a sausage

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Re: But the question is unanswered

Dog eat hotdog?

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But the question is unanswered

Who ate the bloody sausage in the end? The dog, the owner's father, the drone driver?

Tougher rules on targeted ads, deepfakes, crafty web design, and more? Euro lawmakers give a thumbs up

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disallows targeted advertising to minors

That seems to have some scope for confusion: presumably they're still targeted in that they are aimed at the younger audience, just not at any finer a demographic?

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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Oh, just the odd fraction of a wavelength of light, here and there...

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

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Re: Fond memories

My dad had a Morris Oxford also. As a small child I recall being fascinated by the ox and ford logo on the steering wheel... and the delicate green stripes along the waistline, where my dad's inexpert yellow painting of the top half of the car dripped into the inexpert blue painting of the lower half...

McAfee's and FireEye rename themselves ‘Trellix’

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a rampant bougainvillea that sent a loved one to hospital …

There is a story there. Enquiring minds want to know! (with all due sympathies to the loved one, of course).

The one with the newspaper in the pocket --->

UK government backs away from proposals to remove individuals' rights to challenge AI decision making

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Terminator

"to provide human review [of AI decisions] ... not be practicable or proportionate."

Then don't use AI to make the decisions. Problem solved.

Open source, closed wallets, big profits – nobody wins the OSS rock, paper, scissors game

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Thank you, El Reg

You reminded me of a couple of contributions I wanted to make.

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Along the same lines but in reverse, I suppose...

Many years ago - pre-IT days - I was working at a local radio broadcasting station. The place had lots and lots of lead-acid glass cells in a huge battery room to maintain DC supplies in the event of mains loss, and a backup mains generator of 30kW or so built onto the back of a Land Rover.

In the event of power loss, first talk to the power supply company to see if it was likely to take some time to fix, and then drive the Landie round to the power inlet and plug it in.

Came the day of a test, and the junior engineer appointed to this task disappeared for some time and returned to announce that neither he, nor any of his immediate colleagues, could start the Land Rover... oh dear, bit of a problem there.

After the post test analysis, a placard was affixed in front of the steering wheel announcing "This vehicle has a choke. Pull out before starting".

Alien life on Super-Earth can survive longer than us due to long-lasting protection from cosmic rays

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Re: "Earth’s magnetic field will disappear in 6.2 billion years or so"

the change in the sun's density will have moved our orbit outwards

I'm missing something here: irrespective of the sun's density it's centre of mass remains the same, right? So why would the orbit change?

(I am not an astronomer and don't know the answer to these things)

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Re: Needs a moon of decent size

True. But you might not want to wear a tall hat.