* Posts by Neil Barnes

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Logitech, that canary in PC coal mine, just fell off its perch

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I did my best...

I spent at least twelve quid on an MK220 wireless keyboard/mouse combo only three years ago!

(And it's all still working nicely, thank you. Though it looks like it's gone up to twenty quid now.)

What's up with WhatsApp? Messaging platform suffers outage in the UK

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Re: Back to the future

The problem is not alternate services. The problem is persuading people to use them instead... most of them don't seem to believe there *are* any alternatives to WhatsApp any more than they believe there are alternatives to Google or Microsoft.

Rent-calculating software biz accused of colluding with 'cartel' of landlords

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This classic 'market forces'

Which, in spite of their apologists, don't drive prices as low as possible.

Instead, they drive the price to 'the highest we can get away with'.

Firefox points the way to eradicating one of the rudest words online: PDF

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Re: Congratulations, you have discovered that the only thing worse is

I've had a similar experience from the other side: years ago, I found some information about an uncommon engine control unit. Every now and then I do a search to see if anything new has been discovered about it. Invariably, the search leads to a forum post somewhere that asks 'have you talked to Neil? He knows all about it'...

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Indeed. The irritating thing though is that they seem incapable of observing what the hell is going on in the first place; they didn't charge any tax for months in spite of me calling, writing, emailing numerous times. Yet it took my accountant one phone call to get it moving, hence two months charged at 50%.

It was obvious *then* that there was an outstanding amount - no great amount, but still outstanding - so why wasn't that immediately adjusted on *this* year's code instead of waiting a year?

My tax is not particularly difficult: a couple of pensions and a little consultancy. Take my income, subtract the allowances, divide the remainder by twelve, and pay twenty percent of that per month. You could do it in Tiny Basic...

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It's everywhere else that they have a problem...

e.g. Charging me double tax for six months, giving me a refund, then not charging me anything for ten months, taking 50% of my last two months, then charging normal paye, and last week telling me I underpaid last year so they're adjusting the tax code next year...

I don't dispute the amount, I just dispute the idiotic way they go about doing everything two years late.

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/me casts a quick glance at two 1000+ page manuals and fiercely agrees with the previous poster.

Payment terminal malware steals $3.3m worth of credit card numbers – so far

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WTF?

Magnetic stripes?

How quaint.

Are they really still a thing? I mean, I can see them there on the card, but I can't remember the last time I swiped one.

NASA picks its UFO-hunting – sorry – unidentified aerial phenomena-hunting team

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Alien

physicist Sean Carroll's prediction of zero

intelligent civilisations in a galaxy...

Well based on observable evidence in this one, that seems reasonable.

20 years on, physicists are still figuring out anomaly in proton experiment

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Notched Quanta!

That's obviously what it is. I blame it all on notched quanta!

Boffins shatter data transmission speed record

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Re: More like a modem...

So the old 'bog brown slate' becomes bog brown slate, slightly danker bog brown slate, danker still...?

Obviously a magnifying glass will be required --->

Why are PC webcams crap? Lenovo says it knows the reason

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Big Brother

Re: meh

Camera off, and with a mechanical hand-made shutter over the damned thing.

AI programming assistants mean rethinking computer science education

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"In other contexts, we use spell-checkers...

...grammar-checking tools that suggest rewording, predictive text and email auto-reply suggestions – all machine-generated,"

Some of us don't. To me, a spelling checker is a handy *review* tool though its inability to identify the wrong word correctly spelt can be an issue; a grammar check reflects the style guide and biases of the group that wrote it; predictive text is a menace in almost *all* situations; and email auto-reply is an impertinent intrusion into my chain of thought. But maybe that's just me (and yes, as it happens my Master's thesis was based on identifying whether words which are *not* in a dictionary are correctly spelt).

On the main subject: it looks as if computer science classes will devolve from how to write correct code to how to ask the computer to write the correct code for you... and how will you know it has?

Amid losses, Uber driven to become advertising network

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Mushroom

Oh good.

Another reason why I will never use Uber.

Next-gen Thunderbolt capable of 120Gbps for 8K displays

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Re: What the fuck is a meter?

Checks URL... hang on, when did it change to .com?

Right after you type '.co.uk' and hit return, apparently...

CEO told to die in a car crash after firing engineers who had two full-time jobs

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Re: Conflating two different things

I have a vague memory of a story some years ago wherein an employee managed to be employed by two different departments of the same company, in the same building...

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Seems straight-forward

Two jobs, each completely independent of the other and compartmentalised for confidentiality and such like - no issue.

Two jobs, both nine-to-five... not so good.

Global smartphone sales come tumbling down as reality bites

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Re: About frakking time

Nobody needs to change their phone every year

But... shiny!

Idiots... I change mine when the battery won't hold charge. Hasn't happened yet with this cheapo Xioami.

Manufacturers could be forced to include repair instructions

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How much of this is fashion led development; must have the new shiny?

I have tools over eighty years old; I have domestic electronics pushing thirty years; and I'm embarrassed if a product *I've* designed is non-functional after a couple of years. I know I'm fighting entropy (and the bean counters in the purchasing department) but there's no reason why solid state electronics, used within their stated parameters, shouldn't last pretty much forever - excepting using sensitive parts such as some non-volatile memories and some capacitors.

Oil company Castrol slips and slides into immersion cooling

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Re: Ah yes, Castrol

Yes, but we must not forget that at the factory all engines were inspected for leaks. If they didn't have a leak, one was installed.

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Ah yes, Castrol

The oil that famously won't stay in the tin... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SXMXVJ2jHYk/maxresdefault.jpg

Cops swoop after crooks use wireless keyfob hack to steal cars

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Re: motors from two French automakers

I'm not surprised that the keyfob can be reprogrammed - or rather, the security system can be told to accept a different fob; I don't think the fob would change its RFID chip value though that's possible for some chips - from inside the vehicle.

Like A Mouse above, my concern is why the access is available from outside a locked vehicle - if indeed I read the article correctly and that is what happened.

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Re: Progress of car security

A neighbour locked her keys in her Fiesta along with her baby. None of my keys worked, but I had the back window out in about five minutes - in one piece - without even waking the baby.

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motors from two French automakers

That'll be Citroen/Peugot and Renault/Nissan then?

Not happy if they have a 'can connect to reprogram the ECU' with the doors locked (implied but not stated in the article) and I have to admit I'm curious as to how the criminals managed that trick (as well as moderately worried since I own a recent - though poverty spec - Renault).

Ex-WSJ reporter says he was framed in elaborate 'hack-and-smear' operation

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Holmes

What's the old saw?

It's not whether you did it or not, it's asking the questions that does the damage...

NASA's Lucy probe dodges space traffic around Earth in gravity-assist flyby

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major three C, P, and D

Is that the superior officer of C3P0?

Scottish space upstart's rocket crashes into the drink

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Happy

Re: BBC headline:

I think that one's already been done.

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Pint

BBC headline:

Misses space, hits sea... a little cruel perhaps?

This is an excellent learning opportunity so it doesn't happen like that next time. Solace all round --->

SpaceX reportedly fed up with providing free Starlink to Ukraine

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Re: @Neil Barnes

@Zolko

Amazing. After only sixty years I am obviously losing my ability to communicate in English. I am not an armchair warrior; I've spent a lot of my career in parts of the world either close to war or suffering the results (including as it happen, Ukraine. I rather enjoyed the time I spent in Kiev) and it does not fill me with a delight for combat. Equally I am not an armchair warrior, and do rather take offence at the implication. I've even read one or two history books in my time. So I am sorry that you have completely missed the point of my comment.

I'll spell it out.

Dear Mr Putin.

The way to stop this war is not through negotiation with an illegally invaded neighbour. It is for you, Mr Putin, to issue the orders that withdraw your army back where it belongs - into the country of Russia. No part of Ukraine is a part of Russia - it may have been in the past, but you seem to think that your illegal occupation of parts of it entitles you to call it yours, to occupy it, to kill and maim its inhabitants - and incidentally cause huge property damage to parts of it.

The only way Ukraine can stop this war is to stop fighting, and that looks a somewhat unlikely possibility. But Russia could stop it tomorrow just by withdrawing. How many people have already died because of Putin's vanity project?

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Headmaster

(Apologies)

For the typos in that post. Of course: 'any war at all' and 'peace' for 'piece'...

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No one wants nuclear war (no one in their right mind wants war at all), but what alternative is there?

Umm...not having a nuclear war by pushing hard for negotiations?

Ummm, not having a nuclear war, or indeed any wall at all, by turning round and rolling the Russian forces back into Russia where they belong? With no Russian forces in Ukraine - and I include Crimea - there is no war. There are a lot of other questions to answer, and a lot of rebuilding to do, which I am sure the generous and helpful Russian government will be funding, but *THERE IS NO WAR*.

This is not difficult. For Putin to send his armies into a neighbouring country, and then to claim that Ukraine should be negotiating for piece? Was the vodka harvest particularly good this year or something?

Just $10 to create an AI chatbot of a dead loved one

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Stop

Let me add my vote

To the 'horrible' side. I can see nothing in this for me nor would I recommend it to a family member; it is beyond creepy.

How much is this funded by the US thanatotic industry, famed for extracting maximum dollars from the families of the recently deceased at a time when they are unlikely to be capable of critical thinking?

Now you can't even scale Mount Everest without a drone buzzing overhead

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Re: "No chance of any peace, not even at 8,900 metres"

Very pleased to note last month that Machu Picchu and the Inca Trail are very strict no-drone areas.

Scanning phones to detect child abuse evidence is harmful, 'magical' thinking

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Re: Illegal speech???

Well, in the USA, perhaps, by statute.

But your post illustrates the basic fallacy that there *are no rights* other than those which a legislative body permits. 'Human rights' are a myth; in spite of their adoption and support by the United Nations, look how many places simply do not permit those rights to be exercised. As long as a government - legitimate or not - can usurp those rights for even one of its citizens, those rights may as well not exist.

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we’ve found no reason why client side scanning techniques cannot be implemented

Apart from the slight issue of persuading people to allow the software to run?

"If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear!"

"If I have nothing to hide then why are you spying on me?"

Confirmed: Asteroid shoved by Earth crash probe DART

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Bruce Willis

Did he sell his image rights to NASA for future missions? Enquiring minds want to know!

This maglev turntable costs more than an average luxury electric car

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Re: Showing my age too

Hmmm... Those early CDs had limited dynamic range

Those early CDs had exactly the same dynamic range as the later ones; the standard didn't change. The problem was more likely that the mixing engineer was unsure of his medium. Though early _D to A_ converters weren't all that brilliant; a common problem was that they decoded left and right channels alternately instead of simultaneously

Consider: it's a 16-bit uncompressed medium, sampled at 44.1kHz. That's 96dB dynamic range (for specialised signals!) - subtract 11dB quantisation noise (a common broadcast estimation) and leave 18dB headroom and you're still looking at 71dB dynamic range. Later producers would often tweak the levels so that the headroom disappeared, which would give even better dynamic range (though that wasn't what they wanted; they wanted *loud*).

Which is all somewhat better than 15ips half track tape in the eighties, and significantly better than any commercial pressed vinyl was or ever will be.

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Re: Egoteric?

I should have specified: mains flex cable, not solid core twin and earth.

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Re: Egoteric?

I'm sure I've told the tale here before: at the Beeb I was asked by a local hifi group if they could borrow a studio for some blind speaker cable testing. I said sure, if they'd like to include one of my cables in the test. That cable had a one ohm resistor in parallel with a 1N4001 diode in one leg... none of the group detected it.

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Re: analogue is just a hotchpotch of compromises

No, we've already established that mains cable is fine for speakers. It's the gold plated mains plugs that really make the difference.

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Re: Showing my age too

Nah, say what you like about these new 'seventy-eights', I'm sticking to my old Edison cylinders. At least the track speed is constant.

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Re: Egoteric?

Back in the day when I was designing and installing radio studios for the BBC, mains cable was regularly used for speaker connections.

(Always struck me as slightly odd that, given that an amplifier plus loudspeaker is actually a servo system, there are vanishingly few systems where positional feedback from the active moving element is included... very open ended, they are, and then people wonder why they sound different!)

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Holmes

Re: Meh

And the magnetic levitation / rotation field does what exactly to the, er, magnetically sensitive pickup coils?

Nvidia not cutting it? Google and Amazon’s latest AI chips have arrived

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Terminator

6502, surely?

Google Cloud to accept cryptocurrencies as payment

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so, wait...

is it possible to mine the bloody things faster on Google servers then you spend them on Google servers?

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

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Makes sense. Our issue was that we bought a new car while in the process of moving from Berlin to Potsdam so it ended up being initially registered in Berlin then transferred to Potsdam a month later.

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I have an uncommon case: living in Potsdam with a Berlin plate on the car. I went to change it when I moved, but they decided it was near enough...

NASA regains control of CAPSTONE lunar orbiter after a tumble

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Just to say...

This kind of recovery is so impressive. Hats off to the engineers involved, and beer all round, I think.

People are coming out of retirement due to cost-of-living crisis

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Re: Haven't retired yet

One would think that 'the Mythical Man-Month' was, in fact, just a myth...

More than 4 in 10 PCs still can't upgrade to Windows 11

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Re: Can't upgrade to Windows 11?

There seems to be an assumption that W11 is an _upgrade_... in what way? Just a bigger number and worse UI?