* Posts by Neil Barnes

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Google staff asked to share desk space in latest cost purge

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Cloud Office Evolution

AKA hotdesking. That worked really well for everyone who's tried it in the past, right? Well, for the managers, at least; they tended to build their own little empires at the same desk every day. Everyone else, not so well.

Unless things change, first zettaflop systems will need nuclear power, AMD's Su says

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Boffin

Re: Old solution

And of course, since the practical superconductors work at liquid nitrogen temperatures or lower, no heating problem!

Er, wait...

Ok, rethink on a more practical note. Perhaps it's just the right time for combined power, heat, and computing facilities?

Light from a long time ago reaches James Webb Space Telescope

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Pint

but 30 times more compact

Hmm, with stars just a few tenths of light years away, the radiation wouldn't have been healthy but the night skies would have been amazing!

Titanic mass grave site to be pillaged for NFTs

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Probably just as well

That NFTs weren't around in Howard Carter's time...

How many HPE staff does it take to pay for one CEO? 271

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With an ear to this morning's 'More or Less'

Is that the mean salary (which is of course inflated by salaries such as his) or the median?

I can't do that, Dave: AI drowns top sci-fi mag with story submissions

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Re: "...AI could turn writing from a serious craft into a cheap commodity"

Analog was one of the original pulp magazines (though with several titles: Astounding Stories of Super-Science to begin with) and it's still going reasonably strong. It also accepts unsolicited submissions and to be honest I'd expect them to be an obvious target for this statistical vomit. Though I wonder about the chat-gpt training: if it is informed by the quality of freely available material, it won't be too hard for the editors to tell the difference. And noting that many of the early SF stories _are_ available, it's likely that the output will show the same cultural mores as the authors of the time presented. That should work well!

I think it was Analog who published a story in which a computer took over writing for an author, getting better and better until every book published was by this 'author'... book event horizon?

Research raises questions: Are instruments taken to Mars sensitive enough to find life?

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Alien

There is no substitute for boots on the ground

Guaranteed that within an hour of getting there, if life there is, someone will have a space-boot in the Martian-life poo. And be swearing about it.

FTX is back in Japan, where users can withdraw fiat and crypto

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The same way you got it in - through the plate glass.

Don't you remember all those robberies back in the day?

Meta to add verification to Facebook and Insta under scheme that should avoid Twitter's Musk-stakes

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Re: Someone is being optimistic

The source I found - first hit - was Statista, which claimed three billion active account users.

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Someone is being optimistic

A quick search tells me that Meta has around three billion users as of last year, and that they had four and a half billion in income for 2022Q4 - so say, eighteen billion dollars income for three billion users, or six bucks each per year.

And they'd like users to pay twenty-four times that amount? And presumably still get the six bucks from advertisers (because a billion here, a billion there...)

And in the meantime, require said users to submit copies of government provided ID? Can we say 'hackers paradise'?

Microsoft to cap daily Bing AI queries to stop the bot delivering daft responses

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Re: Dammit, Jim, I'm an architect, not a computer scientist!

But no more, it seems; hasn't the local council closed the road recently?

White Castle collecting burger slingers' fingerprints looks like a $17B mistake

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Re: Avalanche

But in Germany, the estate agents charge so much from both the buyer and seller that they only need to sell one or two houses a year to keep them in shiny new BMWs...

We've had agents insist on seeing bank account details before they'd make a viewing appointment, and we've told them where to shove it. They give a very definite impression that actually being an agent and selling something is really disturbing their peace of mind.

Virtual reality telemetry means you can virtually kiss goodbye to privacy

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Coat

It's either that or storing VR headsets in the trash bin.

Which may well be the better approach anyway. There is a real world out there, and we are allowed to go out in it.

Even if sometimes it rains --->

Gen Z lingo and search engines: A Millennial Odyssey

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Re: Baseline

According to a paper published by a couple of Google engineers that I found while writing a thesis on such things, there are over a million words still considered in use in English.

And to quote Humpty Dumpty, when I use a word it means what I mean it to mean...

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Headmaster

Re: "quickly distill information"

Oh you charming rizz!

</Terry Thomas>

Take the blue pill: Keanu Reeves has had enough of AI baloney

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Flame

you don't care what the words say as long as there are words there

Oh you do care. You care very much. You care that it attracts enough eyeballs for long enough to sell advertising space.

You don't care what it means.

I am getting really fed up with an internet that exists largely for people to monetise with a method popularised eighty years ago: with very few exceptions, there isn't a TV or Radio broadcaster out there who cares about anything more than the bottom line. They certainly don't care about the material being broadcast as long as it keeps the views/listeners amused between the adverts; without a doubt the corporates running the bullshit clickbait websites have exactly the same cares.

Remember when the internet was going to be the sum of all human knowledge?

A plague upon all their houses!

Lufthansa flights grounded by major IT snafu, 'construction work' blamed

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Re: German engineering

Aye well, they've got a month to get it sorted before I'm flying :)

Don't bore us, get to the Horus: Elementary OS 7 is here and looking good

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Re: No menu bars?

Yes, a thousand times yes! I want two things from a music player: either play a complete album all the way through and then stop, or play randomly from the whole collection. Possibly excluding classical music; that should always be in the right order.

My rips are carefully organised by band or composer, then by album title. But ripping programs tend to decide that artists are the definitive descriptor so if I'm not careful I can find one album rips into two or more directories because some tracks have more than one artist...

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Re: No menu bars?

Well, the tidy approach would be some sort of tagging file system: "here is my wonderful photo.jpg" tags: horse, dog.

There are systems out there; I played with one for Linux which generated hidden metadata per object. I suspect a faster way would be to maintain a central database somewhere... but in either case the snag is that if you have to categorise tens of items, it's a pain. If you have to categorise tens of thousands, you really need a librarian. Perhaps there's a real use for Artificial Stupidity: a local AI that can recognise with a reasonable degree of accuracy what is in a picture? (heh: category portraits, overexposed...)

(Not quite sure how this works with other files, though...)

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Re: No menu bars?

I agree with Shade here: I know where I put things because they're categorised - and replicated one layer down, for example, in project directories.

The whole thing of searching for a file? Particularly an application file? To this old C20th fart, that's just wrong. Even more wrong when I have to remember that the Document Viewer is called 'evince'...

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Linux

No menu bars?

And no main hierarchical menu? Where do my applications live?

I'll give it a try, I think, but I suspect its way of working doesn't fit mine.

Language, schmanguage: NASA's generative AI builds spaceships

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Colin Chapman would have loved this for designing lightness in!

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the algorithm can sometimes make structures too thin

Those struts, however, are perfect for resisting off-centered forces that will tug at EXCITE's SUV-sized payload while airborne.

Hmm. The testing could be interesting. I am all too sadly aware of biologically designed structures - like my back - that appear not to have finished evolving yet...

ChromeOS now runs on top of Linux and, er, Zephyr ...

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Google believes in building secure products

and really hates the idea that someone might purchase a chrome book and put a different OS on it.

Smile! South Korea's moon orbiter sends back first snaps of Earth

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Do flat earthers

Fall off if they live in a dark bit?

Thunderbird email client is Go for new plumage in July

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Re: Upgraded interface

And while the interface is being upgraded, perhaps they could get the spell checker sorted out so that it actually uses English English when that's selected; it appears to choose US 'English' for everything (along with its parent, Firefox). I've given up trying to persuade it to do the right thing.

Second Soyuz springs a leak, astronauts stuck on ISS for an extra month

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one possibility that has been floated is that a micrometeoroid pierced an exterior radiator.

One can't help wondering if rather than a micrometeoroid, the damage was caused by a bit of the untracked man-made junk up there... Perhaps LEO is getting a bit too hairy to sit in for any length of time, even without a Kessler event?

Twilio axes roughly 1 in 5 staff in fresh round of layoffs

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$65,535 per year

How terribly... binary.

Spotted in the wild: Chimera – a Linux that isn't GNU/Linux

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Re: Are we heading toward a converged Unix?

With or without a coconut?

US military spends weekend shooting down Useless Floating Objects

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"practically anyone can send a balloon into the air"

As El Reg should well know!

Four top euro carriers will use phone numbers to target ads and annoy Google & Facebook

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Big Brother

"to activate communications from brands via publishers."

I wonder how disappointed they're going to be with a generic 'no thanks'?

Why am I thinking this will be as easy to not say yes to as not saying yes to Amazon Prime?

Roses are red, algorithms are blue, here's a poem I made a machine write for you

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Headmaster

Re: Love poem

Rhyming couplets

Worked for bards in doublets

and hose, but for you?

A Clerihew.

SpaceX cuts off Ukraine's 'offensive' Starlink use

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Re: State of Russia's space program

I did wonder about the relative numbers of Starlink satellites and Russia's ASAT capabilities. Anything ground launched is both heavy and expensive and probably designed more for something like a governmental surveillance satellite present in relatively few numbers, no?

Google now won't black-hole all AI-made pages as spam

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Childcatcher

Re: Web content automatically generated by AI will be ranked according to its quality

They could hardly do otherwise; to ban AI generated pages would have been to put themselves in the embarrassing position of being unable to show their own home page.

FFS guys: if I use a search engine, it's because I'm looking for something, not for a machine generated statistical blurb about what the something might be. Gimme sources, not bullshit.

Ring system discovered around dwarf planet Quaoar leaves astronomers puzzled

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Alien

Obviously

It's made from scrith. Keep an eye out for Protectors.

Google's AI search bot Bard makes $120b error on day one

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Re: Top of hype reached, I'd say...

Are the developers of these models aware of the old saying 'garbage in, garbage out'?

It takes ten or more years to train a human to be even vaguely critical of what it is being taught - and even then, some of them never make it... why would one expect statistics to do any better?

Transmission FOSS BitTorrent client hits version 4.0

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Second hand DVDs are not very cheap in second hand shops

They're ridiculously cheap. Round here, half a Euro for a CD and a Euro for a DVD which will have cost significantly more. That's cheap enough to pick up a handful, watch them, and take them back to the shop next week if you don't want to keep them - keep the goodness going around and help the charity too. What's not to like?

Why? I guess because, hey, everything's streaming now, granddad. You want a Dolby with that?

But some of us remember that unless the medium is in your hand (or on your shelf) you're playing it at someone else's pleasure...

Microsoft tells people to prepare for AI search engine that goes Bing!

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Re: Grumpy old man icon needed…

It's what I would normally have tried anyway... I only used the verbose form to investigate the artifical stupidity.

p.s. it looks as if the only compatible replacement for an ENC424J600-I/ML is another ENC424J600-I/ML, which is a shame.

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Re: Grumpy old man icon needed…

I just asked (because right now I need to know!) 'Is there a suitable replacement for a Microchip ENC424J600-I/ML' both to Bing and to DDG, which I believe is driven by Bing anyway.

DDG produced the list of sites you'd expect: Microchip and the big suppliers (Digikey, Farnell etc) while Bing produced the Microchip site, a short list of largely irrelevant 'Explore Further' links (Recommended to you based on what's popular) and, er, the big suppliers. But it started with Mouser.

So far, not greatly inspiring... it did find a number of drivers and a very general stack exchange thread, but nothing actually useful. Changing 'suitable' to 'compatible' didn't make any difference.

Oh well, back to looking at datasheets...

Google pushes fake abortion clinic ads to lower-income women, report says

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For curiousity,

Did they say whether the actual search results were different per demographic and if so, did they match the adverts?

Warning: Microsoft Teams Free (classic) will be gone in 2 months

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Re: I'm a huge teams fan...

But surely you *wanted* to see the text in italics, or bold? Replacing pre and post underscores or asterisks with emphasised text *which is barely visibly different* is merely one of a number of 'helpful' services Teams provides!

<\sarcasm, again>

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Childcatcher

I'm a huge teams fan...

I love the way the windows seamlessly blend into each other in that edgeless way so you can't see which you're on; joining a meeting with a window too small to display the join button; the Fisher price UI. Notifications that don't go away until you needlessly click on the correct window (see above) are a mere courtesy detail.

</sarcasm>

MIT Press to trial open access journals, so long as someone else pays for it

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Boffin

I feel a research project coming on

Comparison of costs to store a pdf document vs a tweet or a facebook post... I wonder which one costs more?

South Korea to treat crypto tokens and virtual assets as if they were securities

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An unusual use of the word

'Security'

Twitch bans AI-generated Seinfeld show for making transphobic jokes

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Facepalm

You can watch the bad stand-up scene below.

Apparently not: the box currently states video removed for violating Youtube's policies.

Er, remind me again why anyone thinks this sort of thing is a good idea?

Dell planning job cuts as PC demand jumps off a cliff

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Re: "upgrades" have flushed the environment

My daily driver (and that of she who must be obeyed) are second hand Dell laptops - ex-business lease units. They work great with the penguin...

Cat saves 'good bots' from Twitter API purge

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Big Brother

the state of the man's timeline

Am I the only one who read that as 'lifeline'?

Australian government doxxed citizens who criticized illegal 'Robodebt' scheme

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Sushi licking

Never understood sushi anyway. (A) it's fish, which is bad enough, and (B) if I'm paying a chef, I want him to cook something, not just make it pretty.

The one with fish'n'chips in the pocket. I didn't say I was ever consistent! --->

Microsoft boffins contemplate equipping Excel with AI

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Wouldn't it be nice

If instead of all this feelgood posturing, they actually fixed a few of the basics? Y'know, like cut and paste which behaves completely different on Excel from any other MS application? Or sorted out what modal windows (looking at you, 'find') do when you have multiple windows open on different spreadsheets?

Musk, Tesla win securities fraud battle over that 'funding secured' tweet

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The value of your investment may go down as well as up. Your house is at risk if you do not continue to make mortgage payments. Consult your doctor or pharmacist for information regarding side effects...

Am I misunderstanding completely? These professional gamblers investors believed Musk's tweet, and instead of holding their shares for the four hundred buck payout, they sold because the price suddenly dropped? And now they want compensation for *their* decisions? Imagine my sympathy!