* Posts by Neil Barnes

2735 posts • joined 18 Apr 2007

Firefox to banish hidden Flash files – and kill off sneaky ad snoopers

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Re: BBC video still Flash here

So... changed the user agent to iphone and suddenly both BBC news video and pre-recorded radio worked. Couldn't make live radio work, nor TV iplayer...

This is bloody ridiculous.

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Re: Re BBC

I worked for the firm for thirty-odd years, *and* I did some (project, not code) work on the radio iplayer six years ago. I'm going to be bloody furious if they don't get their act together sometime soon.

I wonder if its because of all these 'smart' TVs whose browsers can't be updated and are restricted to flash?

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Re: BBC

Same here; linux box with no flash installed. "Install Flash Player" for any news video, same for three random iplayer things from last night - complaining that they can't be played on the html5 beta - and the the same on a random thing from Radio 4. Listen live just sits there loading for ever and ever...

C'mon guys, it's not *that* difficult. If Youtube can do it, I'm sure you can.

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What will laws on self-driving cars look like? Think black boxes and 'minimum attention'

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I suspect there is something to be said

given the requirement for an alert driver, for a control system which steps in if and only if the driver is driving like an utter dickhead...

I'm not at all sure how this might be phased in; it seems that you need either full control or pretty much none. A cruise control saves my ankle, but I still need to steer and brake, and as a result to be alert and aware of what's going on around me. When it does, say, steering and lane control and emergency action and even something as simple as adaptive cruise control, what is left to keep me alert? Electric shocks through the seat?

For a long distance journey where you don't want to drive, take a train or a plane, or even an airship. For the two minute jaunt to the shops, why would you even *want* this sort of automation?

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UK's climate change dept abolished, but 'smart meters and all our policies strong as ever'

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Re: Smart meter, as in Smart TV !!

On the other hand, from an engineer's point of view - a truly smart meter should be able to locate and negotiate the best rate from suppliers on a minute to minute basis...

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Re: 3% energy saving

I just got around to replacing some halogen bulbs in the living room - seven of them at 70W each - with seven 5.5W LED bulbs (they've finally got bright enough in the form factor we can live with) and at the same time four 50W halogens in the kitchen with four 4W bulbs... ok, there's still the fridge, oven, and washing machine, but I reckon I'm over 3% right there.

The person who manages my demand is *me*. The job of the power company is to calculate an average price for me which works for both them and me. This is called 'budgeting' and it seems to be a foreign concept to economists, who really ought to know better - they seem to work on the basis that price is the only driver when selecting whether and how much to use a service. I won't choose to sit in the dark because the power is expensive, or stop baking a loaf of bread half-way through, nor let the fridge warm up.

If the power companies aren't able to manage a peak demand, they need to get their act together and build some bloody nuclear power stations. I'll pay - over time.

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New Mars rover is GO for 2020 says NASA

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Obviously the first sounds will be...

"Where is the earth-shattering KABOOM? I wanted an earth-shattering KABOOM!"

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Africa's MeerKAT looks at the sky, surprises boffins with 1,300 galaxies

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Re: Universe, life and everything

Quite right, and accordingly upvoted.

But also: Imagine that you're standing...

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Computers vs Ebola: Scientists use big data to predict future disease hotspots

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Headmaster

Bats have pups?

I thought they had bittens.

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Pokemon Go oh no no no, we're not reading your email, says gamemaker

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Re: How long

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Bloke 'lobbed molotov cocktails' at Street View car because Google was 'watching him'

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Re: Paranoia is when you think they're watching you...

Yeah, missed that. Sorry.

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Paranoia is when you think they're watching you...

Alan Nelson... https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=8XmFCwAAQBAJ&pg=PA7&lpg=PA7&dq=narapoia+alan+nelson&source=bl&ots=A7_N_ZKVto&sig=3NYtRjz8zuEXu0Mx0lyg-A8JK6Q&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj-obXb0uDNAhUBqxoKHWZzAP4Q6AEIUjAJ#v=onepage&q=narapoia%20alan%20nelson&f=false

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UK.gov wants to fine websites £250,000 if teens watch porn vids

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And of course the funny thing is...

Each and every one of us - even members of parliament - is the descendent of a long line of ancestors, each and every one of whom chose to follow an interest in sex instead of denying it.

Had they not, we would not be.

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Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware goes FULL SCREEN in final push

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Linux

It's those nasty penguin people

They've *ruined* it for MS, telling folk they can have good stuff FOR FREE!

And then when MS try and give it away, people still don't want it.

(Checks, ah yes, Mint 17.)

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Countdown to Jupiter: Juno just seven days from orbit

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Alien

...when it will get dropped onto the planet.

Poor thing. All that effort... at least it won't suffer like Spirit did on Mars. "Did I do a good job? Do I get to come home? Guys?"

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Medicos could be world's best security bypassers, study finds

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For Pete's sake

Every cash register in pretty much every pub in the country has a token login based on a physical widget attached to the operator with a bit of string.

It's not a difficult concept.

Make the same widget responsible for opening doors and doctors won't be able to lend theirs to others.

Of *course* doctors aren't going to sit down and remember passwords for a dozen different systems; they're busy doing doctor things. Security per se is something that gets in their way and like any other human they'll do their best to avoid it. But an ID card in a slot not only provides access to systems but provides an automatic logout. Sure, it's not as secure as a widget *and* a password, but how secure is it now? The primary driver here is access to the records of the patient the doctor is treating *now*.

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I want to learn about gamification but all I see is same-ification

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I just bought Snakes and Ladders for granddaughter.

On a proper cardboard board, with genuine 3-d effects.

Does that count?

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Patriotic Brits rush into streets to celebrate… National Cream Tea Day

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Re: “tea before milk”.

Sob: no more Lester to chastise me for my degenerate Lapsang Souchong ways.

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Holy Crap! Bloke finishes hand-built CPU project!

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Re: 16 bits? Nicely done!

Indeed. I built a couple of 8-bitters, but (a) I used gates in little boxes with legs on, instead of those tripod thingies, and (b) 16 bits looked like a step too far (though it *would* have simplified some things!)

A pint, sir.

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Late night smartphone use makes women go blind

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Wait a minute...

You're temporarily blind, in one eye, when you're in bed and *in the dark*.

Why do you care?

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Cloudian clobbers car drivers with targeted ads

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Flame

So how long

before we can purchase targeted ad-blockers?

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Bees with numberplates will soon be buzzing around London. Why?

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Re: An old Tom Digby song comes to mind...

Damnit, you beat me to it. Though I know it from its inclusion in a Larry Niven novel - A World Out Of Time.

Have an upvote!

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You lucky creatures! Mammals only JUUUST survived asteroid that killed dinosaurs

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Re: Yep, there's a huge difference between ''wiped out" and "nearly wiped out".

But, but, surely the big dinosaurs went extinct because they were too heavy for the trees? When they climbed the trees to lay their eggs in their nests, the trees fell over and broke the eggs, no?

This whole meteorite tale is just a theory.

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Lester Haines: RIP

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Malaria No More

Tara Sherjan, of Malaria No More, has asked me to express her sympathies to Lester's family and friends, and to say that her thoughts are with them at this very sad time.

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Pint

Damn, that was not good news.

Tonight, a pint.

In the morning, bacon.

And perhaps a quid a day for the rest of the week.

RIP me old mate, and condolences to Katerina, Sean, and the rest of the family.

p.s. it might lighten things a little if I report that our last emails were on the subject of computer controlled catflaps...

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Dad of student slain in Paris terror massacre sues Google, Twitter, Facebook for their 'material support' of ISIS

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Re: What a wanker

Logically, the people whom he should be suing are the terrorists.

I seem to remember that terrorist groups have managed perfectly well *without* the internet: its absence doesn't seem to have slowed down, for example, the IRA, the Mau-mau, the Stern Gang, or any number of other folk with a grievance and an attitude throughout history.

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BOFH: Follow the paper trail

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Re: Pens...

Dilbert interviewing a baby engineer: "I have thirty-five pens and pencils here. How many are really required to do your job?"

"All of them."

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The Microsoft-LinkedIn hookup will be the END of DAYS, I tell you

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Re: HR rejoice! Now y'all can just ask Cortana who to hire ... good luck with THAT one!

Already done.

You have to change to the 'old' config page to find the 'account' section indicated in the first google 'how to' hit.

Now I wait to see whether the data did actually go away. Ah well, there wasn't a lot there anyway.

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Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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Re: wait....... what?

>> And that's before you look at overdrafts and the like.

Hmm. I wonder if you could put your overdraft on a card, buy a cheap car, and take a motoring holiday in Oklahoma?

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Redmond adds malware, phish warnings to Bing

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And what does it show

For a Windows 10 update page?

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TeamViewer beefs up account security after rash of PC, Mac hijacks

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Re: So for v10?

Thanks - as you can tell I don't use Windows much.

Now I need to work out how to talk the old man through it while I can't see his screen... Hmm.

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So for v10?

Did some experimentation last night: me with a linux box and my father's machine on W7, with the 'use as required' executable. Neither of us have an account at TV.

1/ until the remote end is executed, my end advises me that the remote is unavailable (I have the remote user number from previous sessions)

2/ when the far end wakes up, I get the request for his passcode, delivered by phone

3/ at this point, I can drive his machine

4/ while connected, there are three TV services running in the windows running program list (I forget what it's called)

5/ after disconnecting and closing the remote end, there is still one TV service running.

6/ trying to kill that service appears to re-spawn it

So what's going on here then? It looks as if there's something running (though my father may well be misreporting!) which isn't announcing availability but doesn't want to go away.

On my linux box, once the program is stopped, there's nothing left showing in ps -ax

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Unicode serves up bacon emoji

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Re: What's wrong with ASCII?

Thee and me both. If you're going to give me bacon, bloody tell me; don't expect me to recognise the same symbol that has been printed on hand driers for years.

Emojis have no place in the writings of civilised people.

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Computerised stock management? Nah, let’s use walkie-talkies

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Re: Stock Control

How does that work then? The gap between passing the place where the bananas ought to be and getting to the checkout sans bananas can be at least a quarter hour, and if the missus is being particularly inquisitive at the shelves I get bored at, maybe a half hour.

Unless I've just gone in for bananas, of course, but usually I visit once a week and want everything.

#Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!

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Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

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Re: how to make it useful

Blood sugar. Pulse rate. Blood pressure.

In order of importance (to me).

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TeamViewer denies hack after PCs hijacked, PayPal accounts drained

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Re: But... TeamViewer doesn't *require* an account, does it?

I had the same kind of query: my parents have a teamviewer executable on their windows boxes which is fired up only when they are (by phone) talking to me, theoretically. Neither of us have a TV account, so every time it's used it's necessary for them to tell me the pass number.

I'm assuming that when TV is closed, it's leaving nothing behind running?

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ISS pump-up space podule fully engorged

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Re: Anyone else read this:

Bouncy walls, zero g, mixed crews? What's not to like?

(I hope the psychologists sorted the right friendliness ratings!)

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Which audio format sounds better?

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What?

dB is a measure of relative power. Double the power, increase the dB by 3.

Years of empirical testing - real people, real ears - have established that a 3dB change in power causes the smallest change in volume that most people can detect. 10dB approximately doubles the perceived volume.

As an aside, dBv is a measure of the ratio of voltages and is commonly used when the signal is measured in voltage, since it is independent of output impedance. It's numerically twice as large as the equivalent power dB measurement. On a digital representation of such a signal, each bit of the binary value is equivalent to 6dBv; since a CD uses 16-bit linear PCM it has a theoretical maximum dynamic range of 96dB - which cannot be practically achieved for other reasons. Where your 136dB came from I don't know - but you should probably change your software for something that works.

CD players have internal software to correct for errors and missing bits in the data stream, but they should never perform any other processing; what comes out should be as close a duplicate of what went in as the condition of the medium provides.

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BBC post-Savile culture change means staff can 'speak truth to power'

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Re: staff won't be punished for "speaking truth to power"

It's not that the staff were punished for speaking truth to power. It's just that power didn't listen to what was spoken.

I know; I was there - and very briefly working on DMI.

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Microsoft won't back down from Windows 10 nagware 'trick'

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Re: I feel left out....

I have a single VM with W7 in it for some diagnostic software that can't run on Linux, so it's never connected to the network.

I thought I'd play... cloned the VM, fired up the cloned W7, no W10 request.

Ah, do the updates. 171 of them. Couple of hours later, now I have the W10 request.

Request it.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

VM restarts, announces it failed...

Try again.

VM ums and ahs for a while, then drops back to W7.

Delete clone VM.

Seems I can't catch it either.

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Thai bloke battles jumbo python in toilet todger thriller

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Wild Python?

After being tied to a door, and then having its face taken to bits, I bet it was bloody furious!

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Hooves in spaaace: Goat Simulator goes galactic

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(cloven meaning "split in two")

Or even 'cleft in twain'

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Facebook's turbo-charged Instant Articles: Another brick in the wall

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WTF?

Google and Facebook <...> they're both great at providing users with fast experiences

Can't speak for Facebook - but have you hit crtl-U on the Google homepage? On this machine, it pops out 268 lines of text totalling 175,623 UTF-8 characters... which is no doubt why I can frequently type half a sentence before it rebuilds the page display.

No doubt ignoring that half sentence is a mere courtesy detail. Because there is *no* way I should be able to out-type a text entry field on even the most feeble of modern computers.

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Shakes on a plane: How dangerous is turbulence?

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Be glad you had not chosen to fly, for the sake of argument, from Khojand to Dushanbe on Trajik Air.

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Re: Big jets are boring and stable

Try a paraglider; probably the only aircraft in which the wing is not only flexible but liable to tie itself in knots in severe turbulence... though most of the time it will put itself back together for you, with a little help.

On the other hand, huge fun :)

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The underbelly of simulation science: replicating the results

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Why do you need reproducability?

Surely "Scientists say X" is all that's necessary? Are these scientists not the outstandingly trustworthy and intelligent people on the planet, with nothing more than the good of humanity in mind?

Or have I been reading the wrong sort of Golden Age Scientification?

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Google Chrome deletes Backspace

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Re: Is this more a Windows thing ?

In twenty-five years, Windows has *never* understood the difference between keyboard focus and mouse focus (e.g. trying to follow along with some example on a web page, scrolling the web page in the background with the mouse scroll wheel *without* sending your work to the back of the pile.

There are an impressive number of posts complaining about this, but not one of the suggested solutions actually works, and certainly not as well as (e.g.) Linux Mint. Apart from the suggestion to install Mint, of course...

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Re: Don't care about backspace

@AndrueC - definitely didn't delete itself; it wasn't there to begin with. I know, because I counted it, twice!

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FAIL

Don't care about backspace

I want a bloody delete key! Alt-backspace is *not* an acceptable substitute.

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Oculus backtracks on open software promise

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So presumably...

the guys who wrote software for free will be submitting *large* bills for their time, and pointing out any applicable t&cs in the licence?

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