* Posts by hey_may

32 posts • joined 24 Jun 2008

Nokia: No Belle download for Apple users

hey_may

BAHAHAAHAH

NOKIA MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE UP.

R.I.P.

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Tesco tills go titsup

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Paris Hilton

@Wize

What on earth is a "club card"?

Some sort of spyware?

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Gov figures show IT jobs crisis

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Paris Hilton

Average wages over £30000?

I remember seeing a CompuTeach advert saying the average earnings in IT is over £30k is that still true?

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Royal Mail disses runaway post van man

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Joke

@lol whibley By Secretgeek

"If it had been a sysadmin chasing down a runaway server then maybe it might have been in one of the other categories."

Yes, I believe the category would have been BOFH :o)

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Too busy to make a jam sandwich? M&S can help

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Paris Hilton

How about this?

Purchase a couple of those air tight sandwich boxes and keep them in your fridge at work. Then go to ADSA or somewhere and buy a load of stuff for the week. Butter, tomatoes, sandwich filler, pickle, cheese, ham, whatever and keep them in your work fridge. You'll also need a loaf of bread handy but this can be kept in your desk if necessary. Then every lunch time simply make your sarnies or rolls. Same cost as "home made" without the bother of doing them at home and bringing them in which lets face it is a crap hobby. Total cost per week - about £6.

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O2 and Be customers suffer network congestion

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Joke

Congestion

I heard a fruit lorry crashed into a sugar lorry near the NOC creating Jams.

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BT price rises go down well

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Coat

@Christopher Woods

"I have my line rental with the Post Office"

Oh the irony!

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Brit couple divorce over Sadville infidelity

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Paris Hilton

RE: Clearly

Well said. The article states "...and said he didn't love me any more,"

SAID HE DIDN'T LOVE ME ANY MORE.

What a completely rubbish story, move along please nothing to see.

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Vodafone emboldened by Orange's BlackBerry Bold woes

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Paris Hilton

Mud sticks

So from this point forth sales persons across the land will be referring to "Orange's technical issues"

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Vista SP2 beta could land within next four weeks

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Paris Hilton

The REAL SP1

Here it is - the real SP1 for Vista. Maybe a few weeks after its release people* will start to take Vista seriously.

*with any kind of clue

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Top adviser claims John McCain invented the BlackBerry

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Paris Hilton

Right....

...and what with this being a UK site what has this got to do with us in the UK? Secondly, I think you'll find the Internet should be spelled with a capital "I".

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MS confirms European Xbox 360 price cuts

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Paris Hilton

Do they still break?

I'm put off by the fact that so many xbox 360's break. Is this solved yet?

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The Hadron Collider: What's it all about, then?

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@n

no they wern't found at the LHC it was the other one

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Paris Hilton

RE: A Hardon Colider!?

It's only gay if the balls touch.

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UK fraudster gang go PIN sniffing

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Paris Hilton

Gosport

Well gobshite is the worst place in the country I reckon.

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Judge refuses to lift order squelching students' subway card hack

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squelch

Ah the good old days of CB radio. One-Nine-a-rig-check!

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iPhone 3G isn't necessarily

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Thumb Up

@ all the isn't neccesarily posters

Come on use your noodle "iPhone 3G isn't necessarily" .... 3G

Does it have to be spelt out...

Thumbs up Bill!

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Gmail outage causes outrage

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Paris Hilton

gmail.com still in UK

use a USA proxy to Register it

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Teens admit to Grand Theft Auto-inspired petrol bombfest

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Paris Hilton

It's hard though

After playing the game for 15 or so hours straight it's hard to drive normally. I just want to go flat out and run over mopeds!

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Cable broadband shines in Virgin Media Q2

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Paris Hilton

Fifty Meg My Arse

That is all.

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Eye of newt: Inside Google's AdWords auction

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Paris Hilton

AdBlock, NoScript and CustomizeGoogle

Isn't Googles business model a bit screwed when anyone and everyone can download Firefox and install AdBlock Plus, Adblock Filterset.G updater, CustomizeGoogle (and set the options) and NoScript?

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Google gives GMail always-on encryption

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Dead Vulture

this isn't news

Firefox | Tools | Add-ons | CustomizeGoogle | Options | GMail | Secure (Switch to https)

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BT opens wallet to send fibre to the home

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Paris Hilton

Re: Fibre connection

"Guess I won't be switching from copper to cable any time soon..."

What are you talking about??!!??

Paris - even she knows copper and cable are the same thing.

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Grissom bows out of CSI

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Unhappy

Oh No

I really like CSI. I've got all the DVD's and watch it most nights. I'm going to cry.

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PC World pips Asus to UK Atom sub-laptop premier

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Dead Vulture

I'm in shock...

...at the number of Rogister readers posting here stating they have purchased this from PC World! WTF!

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Serco sharpens the IT guillotine

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Dead Vulture

Satellite Offices

Sounds pretty cool to work in a satellite office, though I suppose you don't get very many visitors?

Anyway, Secro can go to hell, don't they service the nations Speed Cameras?

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Who will be the next Doctor?

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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton should be the next Dr.

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As Gates strides into the future, we wallow in the past

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Paris Hilton

Shuttleworth

My vote is for Shuttleworth to take the job, or even buy M$ and sack them all?

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Disgruntled admin gets 63 months for massive data deletion

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Stop

Vista

I guess he was just really fed up with living in Chula Vista, California and having to put up with millions of people slating Vista on a daily basis (unless you are a Microsoft Gold Partner in which case you love Vista).

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DSGi profit plummets 30%

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Paris Hilton

Outlook 'challenging'?

I don't find Outlook particularly challenging and where's the Paris Hilton angle?

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Force listeners onto DAB by killing FM

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Paris Hilton

Satellite Radio

I'm wondering if anyone really gives a rats ass about this because it won't be too long until the UK gets Satellite Radio. Perfect for the car and bound to take-off at home (no pun intended) because of the higher quality* and greater choice* (*err, wasn't this supposed to be DAB?)

Paris Hilton, because even she doesn't like a puddle of mudd.

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PS3 sale price spurs costs Sony dear

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Paris Hilton

Boo-Hoo!

PS3 and 360 can go away - The WII and DS is by far the best!

Paris - because even she knows which games consoles to buy.

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