2 posts • joined 20 Jun 2008
5 years from now....
I'll be pulling them out of hopelessly outdated Quad-core computers and shaking my head sadly as I realise there is no possible use for them.
Jesus Christ- You're nicked
There are multiple images of Christ, in agony, suffering extreme pain and actually dying scattered about churches throughout the country. Presumably if anybody has ever got themselves off on one, the whole lot should be classed as Extreme Porn.
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