Re: Chrome runs on all the things
Seems I remember Chrome got into trouble running over Mac as well as on it.
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Seems I remember Chrome got into trouble running over Mac as well as on it.
Aren't we smug. If you remember, user-useless features started with a 3.1 version credit, so this is really like Windows 6.9 ! Even lower for privacy invasion features !
Nothing like Copyright to get the gubmint acting stupid.
Unless ... maybe some one will notice that the Freedom Of Information Act (FOIA) specifically says persons not citizens. I'll share my popcorn. It will be fun.
Ban the weapons, great idea.
Oh, Elon, Steve, Steve, and you too Taluhla, before you leave riddle me this ...
If the sun never sets on the Empire, how is the Emperor to know whether the productivity lapse, unpredicted by the Empire's business model, is due to robots goofing off or slaves sleeping ?
I might also say that that criminal terrorist mastermind Pinocchio has been under arrest since those rude remarks about the Emperor's new clothes.
The puzzled emperor seems a decent sort, not one to regard citizens as slaves.
Could you smart people help him out with a clever theory about robots involuntarily robot-ing in their sleep ?
It is much better than admitting slave owners exist, and sleep well
Let us total idiots speak for ourselves. Yes, we really are.
P.S. And tell the Deutsche Bundesbank that Al Capone was Greek and to just get over it.
Madoff - "You want fries with that"
Ponzi - Iron Chef. Nobody could grill Unicorn like that guy. They ate it up. Not enough left to feed the dogs - which strangely seemed to be disappearing from the neighbourhood as if anyone needed positive proof of Divine approval.
Technically, I think the problem was very, very low speed trading.
Hyperspace vision, Quantum superposition, mumble, mumble, ... Surely time alone heals all wounds, he said Press-Release-ily.
They used to have armour, now they have Lawyers, that is: they are too poor to afford the armour they so desperately need.
How far Modern Worms have risen!
... and I was in School, the half-life of an Engineer was said to be 5 years. Of course, there the Mathematicians programmed the computers. Dirty, dead end job, but somebody had to do it. Mathematicians had some sort of magic academic longevity - how many times has that tired 2+2=4 thing been trotted out - in any case they were captured and tasked.
So, here we are, just where we knew all along we would be.
It's true. History does not repeat itself, historians repeat each other.
"There are loads of overseas territories with TLDs."
But only about 14 extra if you believe FIFA, or 20 if you believe the World Bank. And therein lies the problem:
1) FIFA includes separate clubs in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland - which "we" don't want to talk about off the field.
2) The World Bank includes Tax Havens which names "we" should never speak out loud.
The Falklands plays neither unmentionable sport ... they must be given the gift of Civilization, drunk fans, dodgy Bankers, maybe even State Visit from a Silicon Valley Executive Assistant.
@My 2 Cents
"Also, marketing just isn't as efficient as its proponents think it is (and sell it as.)"
Bingo. Please allow me to add a penny, I have it left over from when spam calls were obviously going out of control ...
The reason an excess of any commercial tactic has for going viral is not that it "works" but that rather the man in the middle has been paid in advance.
Lizard people World leaders ...
Behaving like these rich jerks is as alien to them as it is to the rest of us.
Makes perfect sense to me, everyone from the Chairman down to the Interns would be laughing themselves silly.
Candy is for Holiday sale seasons. It is nearly inedible fresh but like fine wine ages into a delight after 6 months of cold storage. It is formulated to behave that way.
aside: Now if you were in the Tonic Water Department you would probably have to bring your own Gin. Rather disrupts the whole "free" mime for the flimsiest of excuses; the prospect of tight as opposed to loyal employees.
Might be more interested in agirlfrommars.
If "from mars" was the only thing she ever faked it might work out well.
Simply pointing out that the currency of internet governance is numbers, not names. It will "survive in the cold cold regions outside of US control". ICANN manipulates that currency, they can corrupt the organization of the "sport", but they can't take away the fun (see also: FIFA).
At a given radix names and numeric pointers are the same thing. The "web of things" [About 721,000,000 results (0.45 seconds)] is not the web of "something for nothing" [About 307,000,000 results (0.37 seconds)] and anyone who over-promises that is a "dangerous fraud" [About 13,700 results (0.40 seconds)].
The results are from a randomly chosen, but popular Search Engine which may rhyme with "Moogle". Notice the result ratios. Now forget that "results" nonsense and note that any assumption of unidentified growth factors in names could result in you flunking Third Grade Math, your mom might forget your birthday, starving to death or at least doing really badly on your Agnostic Farmer* Final.
Ok, I'll explain the last one: If an agnostic farmer goes to Easter, or Passover service at the equator they receive a timely reminder to plant crops. Northern European Farmers don't need reminding, and normally have foul weather which makes the question obvious. Nobody said anything about having to pass a Turing Test to be an Agnostic Farmer.
... of the Microsoft discussion way back regarding the number of seconds in which an OS should load to maintain credibility as a product. Somewhere between sleep(30) and sleep(OfTheDead) as I remember.
The financial people wanted products shipped before they were written. It was a compromise.
Having a hard time dreaming of a place where the IT knows what they are doing AND (note logical operator) the Marketing Department is giving orders
A little boy in Texas turns to his mother ... "Mom when I grow up I want to be a musician"
She looks down at him ... "Son, you have to choose, it's either one or the other"
Kind of like that, but without the stolen joke part (thanks Kinky)
Cheer up NSA, you only have to do as you're told.
Stop now or the Snowden's who will be protecting your ass and your reputation will just get younger every day.
J. Edgar is just another tart in cheap dress to the kids. Think about it.
I have to agree, although "thank you" is a bit excessive and "thanks" will do with three fewer expensive letters. As a start-up you could probably go with "thx". Investors would applaud your passion for success. Just don't mention Bnk Rbbry in your business plan. Bankers insist on details ... Othr Peopls Bnks or something like that.
The long awaited answer is "all the words"
"Would it be a shame if the data, metadata and analytics were ruled inadmissible in law court by points of order from some legal eagle?"
Meta Data delenda esse ... not delenda est (wink) (nod)
I have read one theory of spontaneous pshaws (TOSP) which said the NSA is thrilled. For years now meta data has been recognized as 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag costing 100 Pounds Sterling to maintain. No more. The Private Sector owns the Meta Data Porta-Potty.
"Based on the name, I had assumed it was a bill to end freedom."
more, "someone should find out what that 'freedom' thing is ..." at this point. Eventually the Bill will be signed and Lawmakers will have time to flesh out the details and perhaps even consult a spell checker.
"It's beyond belief how little data is a part of the program," Corker said.
Would whoever is responsible for balancing smoke and mirror requirements at the NSA; please call the office
Heartening to know that some lawyers think they should be paid to think.
The Philosophers want Occam's Razor back too. It was as useful as transparency is costly.
"Do the T&Cs for Loyalty cards allow the grocery store to use extraordinary rendition, lock you up without due process and then use waterboarding or other torture if you break any of the T&Cs?"
Never mind that, you mean I could have asked the CIA for a Rain Check ???!!!???
Bad move ... does Mitch sound like someone who can read* ?
Be subtle, find out where he buys his groceries and have them put a coupon on the back of the receipt for a GED Diploma Mill.
*curiously he seems to be able to breathe under water, from the picture. I thought you had to be a mammal, when did they change that ?
Data Protection laws ?
In the UK, but in the US it is in that "wrong but perfectly
legal done all the time but not yet litigated" category; the bread and butter of self-identified under-rich members of the Legal Profession.
Define "replace", AC
A life-long study of political thought leads me to believe that people with opinions contrary to mine represent an existential threat to the resource utilization model of social networks.
A Modest Proposal: They should be eaten.
DNS is a dirty, boring job but somebody has to do it. DNS is not a "contestable monopoly" in as defined in certain corners of the El Reg attic (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/22/google_and_the_commish_sigh_you_cant_exploit_a_contestable_monopoly/).
If Cyberspace is to be permitted to reinvent itself, then these folks will need to be made into Soylent Green, or sent to Re-Education Camps (http://www.internethalloffame.org/inductees/all). Pity; several of them might be nice, but they are all old and have to go.
The "issues" are better separated.
The meta data collection hazard cuts much deeper than tyrannical opportunities for governments. In a perfect Social Networking World(TM) murder and talking with your mouth full, and drunken Selfies would be one single speedy trial. Problems with that, I think; not the trial but rather who presumes to sit in the Judge's seat.
Could we start a similar campaign to write to Rand Paul and ask him to kindly ...
Upvote locked and loaded.
"We'll be incrementally creepy and you just tell us when to stop, OK?" is not a monopoly it is blame shifting in preparation for contestability.
Like, you mean we gotta pay Taxes like everybody else ? etc., etc., etc.
(see title) You could say the same thing about hemophilia but I doubt it will get any laughs from the House of Hanover.
"Google also added features like a timer to limit the number of minutes kids could spend watching stuff."
How many ads is that per kid ?
Simple question. Advertising is a numbers game.
... hehehe April Fools in five days :)
(Which leads to the delicious thought... doesn't Obama trust the NSA?)
You get an upvote for the correct usage of the verb "to think", but frankly the implications of the analysis gives me indigestion.
Here's why. Google's functional use of data is improper. The functions are not normalized. The NSA may use data in the same dodgy way, but the careerists at the NSA will eventually have to say "No, can't do it, won't work, could kill people ... etc." if only to protect their personal reputations.
Google will never say no.
"many are looking at working longer hours"
Not true across the population. We all have more leisure than any previous generations ever did.
As you noted, Economists are weird, and quite full of shit as well. Your statistics are flawed because they are "across the population" rather than down the Meridian. The sun sets at the same time down the Meridian, but across the Australian population they are planning social events and across the European population they are shoveling snow in the dark so their income does not suffer - a fine use of the leisure time you grant them.
The Luddites were on to something ... the invention of the electric vacuum cleaner did not "save labor", it led to a new normal in housekeeping (and wholesale dust bunny genocide)
but I think <blink>Google</blink> will first
"Last month, ICANN's lawyers asserted that many of the proposed new accountability systems being discussed were illegal under California law."
Shouldn't that be bent over, in front of ?
pretty soon they'll be treating unicorns like unicorns
In English Courts the suit may have yielded as much as Pound per person ($1.546).
We're sending the Lawyers to Merry Old next. We suggest you turn out the lights and act sparsely inhabited.
Worse, it's a magic needle-stack that turns into hay when you drag it across the equator and it gets bigger if you drag it backwards across the International Date Line.
Shit. I hate it when I have to find another password for my Mother-In-Law. I'll have to find the old bat something harder to remember.
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all ?
Actually I think the Firesign Theater ought to sue.
... then lock them in a closet with a dial up connection a 5000 page EULA and a case of beer.
Works every time.