* Posts by Alan Brown

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West Sussex County Council faces two-year delay to replace ageing SAP system for Oracle

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Re: Another important ERP project going off the rails before even going live

"One problem might be that they don't have enough people in their IT department for the existing product."

Having intereacted with the county council "IT departments" and their managers, it's a combination of "not enough people", "not enough skills" and a really bad case of Dunning-Kruger

Remember these were county councils that dropped in car parking charges on rural car parks to cover general revenue shortfalls (not legal as it happens), only to discover that motorists responded by staying away in droves. It's almost as if they could go to places which didn't have parking fees and chose to do so...

RAF shoots down 'terrorist drone' over US-owned special ops base in Syria

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Re: Random

It's happened twice more since then, neither case was as bad as the Brazilian incident

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Re: A winning strategy?

"Fighting ISIS is a case of spending enough money to move all the casualties to their side of the equation"

In a word, bullshit. The more casualties you cause, the more recruits you have.

The way to fight ISIS is to make people better off in the first place so they're not poor and desperate enough to even consider that joining up with nutters is a good idea

Comfortably well off people seldom turn into jihadists. The guy whose wife and kids have just been killed by a faceless remote enemy is a perfect candidate for the task (see: Luke Skywalker)

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Re: Technically fantastic but...

"the last thing you need is lots of 27mm high explosive ammunition arriving at speed"

As a reminder of this: about 50 years ago a USAF jet accidentally fired off ~30 rounds "outside the box" in a targetted paractice zone in the USA during a groudn attack exercise. They tore the roof off a school more than 15 miles away. Thankfully nobody was hurt but it makes the point about where these things land

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Re: Technically fantastic but...

"£200,000 for the missile vs how much for a small drone?"

This is exactly the argument that has been made by various military types (including ship captains) for a while.

You can send an awful lot of $500 to $2500 drones to be shot down by $200k-$1M missiles and they defenders MUST shoot down every single one because you simply don't know which of the things may have an explosive or thermite load vs just be loaded with glitter

The other aspect of this is that defenders only have "so many" defence missiles to shoot at incoming devices, after which they have to leave the area, rely on phalanx (which also runs out of ammunition pretty quickly in such scenarios) or grit their teeth and hope

A land-based attacker with a few dozen/hundred drones can essentially render the defences of most warships or airbases obsolete by running them out of ammunition before sending in the nasty stuff. If the attacker has a few dozen hypersonic missiles the first few don't even need to be particularly precisely targetted in order to draw fire and leave things defenceless

As WW1 and industrial mechanisation changed warfare in unimaginable ways 100 years ago, the new varieties of small cheap semi-intelligent guided weapons are set to change things in future in ways that militarists can't currently conceive

Log4j doesn't just blow a hole in your servers, it's reopening that can of worms: Is Big Biz exploiting open source?

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Re: Licences

I use GPL, for the simple reason that nothing I do is highly original and I don't like seeing my work disappearing into someone's proprietary expensive product without acknowledgement

To my mind, a "must contribute back to the commons" rule is a form of enforcing "pay it forward"

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This is a huge problem which keeps recurring. Finance departments really don't like dealing with this shit

A clearing house for licensing/payments sounds like a nice idea but greed always takes over with the assholes skimming 80-90% (RIAA royalty model, etc)

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Re: Businesses are simply not in the business of fair dealing.

"Amazon and such like only buy a few dozen books at a time, or enough to ensure they only keep enough in stock to make quick sales. Amazon don't take risks or waste space with book storage, they leave all that on the shoulders of the publisher to worry about"

The solution for that is deep quantity price breaks. When I was purchasing from book wholesalers, buying in 100 books was only slightly more expensive than ordering 60 and 1000 copies only slightly more expensive than 600

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Re: Businesses are simply not in the business of fair dealing.

"Part of the whole JIT strategy was intended to leave a buffer on inventory on site to handle things like shipping problems, the fabbery burning down, etc."

The Toyota Way (the basis of JIT) has hundreds of pages dedicated to this point and one of the poinbts of this is that in the aftermath of the 2011 earthquake Toyota bumped up their stockholding of semiconductors due to the downtime such events caused fabs - to the point of having a 7 month buffer. Similarly when other carmakers were cancelling orders they kept on ordering and accepting semiconductors

That's why they were able to stay producing cars for so long and have had fewer cutbacks than other makers

"some dim bulb decided to greatly reduce (or eliminate!) that buffer of inventory in order to save a few pennies and earn themselves a bonus"

Yup, they read the first page of JIT philosophy and didn't bother with the risk assessments that go with it

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Re: Expensive software is rarely better though

"good luck getting it fixed unless you're a huge company or a nation-state"

THIS is exactly the reason why my employers tend to gravitate towards opensource. We also contribute back to the pool.

It's "free" because I'm being paid to write it. Not all free software is being put out by hobbyists (and not all free software is zero cost)

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Re: Whinging ideologue developers

It also leads to code forking and some interesting religious arguements in OSS projects - especially when the project starts out really well but the initiator retires and the corporates who take it on are more concerned with profits or "purity" than what the end users actually want

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Re: "no company pays their law firm on Patreon"

Companies which sell services tend to write or adapt software to do it and derived works do get pushed back out

GPL at least has a chance of that happening, BSD or Apache licensing is a black hole which allows parasites to thrive

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It's way worse than that.

The person maintaining it starts copping abuse from entitled assholes to the point where it's a drag to keep running it and frequently gets hit with threats of legal action (or worse) when he finally says "fuckit" and throws in the towel

It's like the anecdote of the guy in the rowing club who took on the task of cleaning the shed and hulls every week years ago so he could use them himself, misses it once and finds an abusive message on the noticeboard from the golden boys of the club to "whoever didn't do their duty". Most times such a volunteer will never lift a finger again

Russia: It isn't just us – a bit of an old US rocket might get as close as 5.4km to the ISS

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" when in the majority of cases, the closing speed is massively lower."

Sooner or later they're going to be facing head on or near-as-dammit thanks to orbital precession mechanics on uncontrolled objects and even a "glancing blow" is catastrophic at these speeds

We've already got documented cases of the kinds of damage that can be done from shuttle days (paint flecks hitting the glass) and there used to be some footage kicking around showing how a steel 3mm nut could excavate a hole the size of a grapefruit in an aluminium block

The significance of that being that the nut is too small to track even now (back when it was published the smallest trackable objects were about 20cm)

For biologicals it looks like whipple shields help and the inflatables such as Bigelowe modules are essentially supersized versions of this, but they can only do so much and they add a lot of mass on smaller craft

It's better to try and not leave shit up there in the first place and a coordinated international cleanup effort would go a long way - this isn't going to happen whilst the most active player insists on dickwaving and trying to shut everyone else out instead of accepting that they're not the only game in town and cooperation is better than conflict

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Tiny junk is a big problem both in terms of statistics and the impossibility of de-elevation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_broom

Technically it's probably doiable now. Politically is a whole different kettle of fish

Brooms CAN take down the even smaller stuff but it requires opportunistic shooting into the debris streams and hoping, rather than actaully targetting individual objects (shotgun vs rifle)

Midwest tornado destroys Amazon warehouse, killing six after worker 'told not to leave'

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Re: Corporate manslaughter?

The swing in tornado numbers, strengths and locations more or less matches the changes in hurricanes over the same period (there's been a "lull" in really violent hurricanes from the 1950s until fairly recently(*)). Over this kind of short period it's difficult to tell an oscillation from climate change although I'd pick that a more energetic Jet Stream can potentially make things more extreme

Weather is not climate and climate is not weather

(*) Such lulls have happened before. They happen with earthquakes too - New Zealand has just had a 70-year period of unusual calmness quake-wise. It doesn't mean the long term averages change, but it does mean people get more startled when big events happen. When nature throws dice the laws of randomness dictate that every so often it gets a run of ones and every so often it gets a run of sixes but most of the time it's all over the place

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Re: Corporate manslaughter?

WHEN a major earthquake hits tornado alley

There, FTFY

Lookup Reelfoot Rift and New Madrid

The largest earthquake casualty risk in the USA isn't where you might think it is. Moment Magnitude 7+ intraplate quakes with virtually zero seismic protection will be a slaughter and it's more or less due to pop again Real Soon Now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone

Assange extradition case goes to UK Home Secretary as High Court rules he can be sent to US for trial

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It's the same guy

He has a bunch of historic minor hacking convictions in Australia too

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Re: Go whistle

They were valid in Sweden. The issue is that the women in question didn't want to press charges, they merely wanted him to take a STD test

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Re: Two sides

Based on what's been published, it's more likely he'd have paid a fine in Sweden as the women concerned withdrew their complaints

The risk then is that Sweden would put him on a plane to Australia - and we've seen what the USA does to planes it thinks contain people it wants to get hold of

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Re: thou

"I think the whole case is overblown and the US should probably let it rest, but it is probably now being done on principal."

It won't be let go with Biden at the helm. He's quite the hawk and also directly responsible for the Mega case in New Zealand (still grinding away slowly to everyone's irritation)

Intel's mystery Linux muckabout is a dangerous ploy at a dangerous time

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Re: Paranoia?

> I don't think this will scare the bean counters, especially if served with a side dish of "pay only for what you need, when and if you need it".

What I've found scares the beancounters is when you sit down and work out exactly how much that's going to cost if you're doing more than casual computing or storage on someone else's hardware

One group got roped in by claims of free storage - and then hit with very large bills for reading what they'd saved. To make matters worse it was a global FTP archive and got hit _hard_

No it wasn't me smirking away when they told us they'd found a cheaper solution and saying "give it 6 weeks, they'll be back singing a different tune" - honest guv

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"Not one person I've ever met, online or off."

Here's one - for the simple reason that Nvidia simply kept borking out when I asked it to do what it did happily in Windows (Quadro with multiple cards and monitors)

AMD "worked first time"

The AN0M fake secure chat app may have been too clever for its own good

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Re: The whole point of this was to convict criminals

"The illicit drug trade is far better funded than any law enforcement agency, as far as I know"

Exactly this. That's why the only sucessful campaigns to deal with the issue have treated it as a health program and handed addicts free drugs whilst working on improvong their lives

A medically pure knockout dose of heroin or cocaine is significantly less than $1 but the same amount of material sells on the streets for a lot more than that, diluted with godknowswhat and a lot fo petty crime is junkies feeing their habits

Portugual found that not only did the narcogangs effectively give up there, their crime stats dropped significantly (and a lot of addicts managed to hold down jobs because they weren't constantly chasing money for the next fix)

That's also the reason why the cartels don't really care about a few tonnes of product being destroyed. It's replaceable in days. What they care about is money from the sales not being lost

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"For those that have played with the old rotor type fax once used by the news services you know about the random noise that is scattered across the copy"

Or for those paying attention in the 1990s, the random noise in Cindy Crawford pictures distributed in alt.binaries.pictures usenet froups

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Re: This claim makes limited sense.

"Well, now just watch some of it"

At that point all you really need to watch is the metadata and you don't need to decrypt the messages to do that, so the presence of a backdoor is a problem if noticed

Metadata obscuration is precisely why Tor and friends exist but virtually nobody uses it correctly and they always end up leaking their real credentials sooner or later

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signal to noise

"another lesson was that even if an app is cracked it's possible to mess up the cops by changing the signal-to-noise ratio."

One of the first lessons of cryptography is that once you have a working crypto system, you encrypt EVERYTHING including your laundry list, otherwise the presence of encrypted content is a beacon saying "I'm important and need decoding"

Facebook slapped with an eyepopping $150B lawsuit for spreading hate speech against Rohingya refugees

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Needed to be done

I spent a reasonable amount of time in Myanmar over the last decade and the way things were stirred up using Facebook was truely disturbing

These are people with so much pent-up anger they'll happily murder 15-20 schoolkids and trash a muslim neighbourhood because an eight year old girl supposedly disrespected a monk. It really doesn't take much to trigger a genocide

And yes, the above happened - more than once

Revealed: Remember the Sony rootkit rumpus? It was almost oh so much worse

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Re: You have to wonder

The ringing is 75V p-p superimposed on the 50V DC.

Even ancient 10Mb/s cat3 ethernet implentations have a minimum breakdown voltage requirement 250V across the pair - "what if someone connects it to the mains or a phone line?" was thought about early on - mainly because twisted-pair ethernet was derived from StarLAN which ran on phone cables and was always at risk of such things

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Re: You have to wonder

You can hurt someone quite badly without even ringing the bell

Back EMF off a releasing relay is enough to hurt - personal experience working on wiring frames. The worst part is that getting those nips fro the wiring makes you sweat which makes the nips get more painful

One of the favourite games used to be "Megger the trainee" - that stopped the day a trainee broke someone's nose by way of response

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Re: You have to wonder

plenty of unified building wiring uses RJ45 outlets for phone (voltage on pair 1), so it's an easy mistake to make

Which is only ONE of the reasons ethernet is required to handle up to 1500V (more modern implementations tend to be rated for 7k5V or 10kV)

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Re: You have to wonder

ethernet devices are specifically designed to be able to handle telephone voltages (invcluding ringing) There's far more to this that he wasn't telling you

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The most common name applied was "outhouse distress"

It really was a shitty product

China's road to homegrown chip glory looks to be going for a RISC-V future

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No it isn't and the USA has already been able to bring threats to bear against Softbank regarding designs which may be of use to the chinese military

https://www.akingump.com/en/news-insights/reminder-regarding-the-jurisdictional-reach-and-limits-of-us-export-control-sanctions-and-foreign-investment-regulations.html

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Re: Question is

the difference is that the "get rich quick" Chinese streamers tend to also have pretty good academic qualifications (even the e-girls, etc). What you find is that they see streaming as a way of letting off steam which happens to pay well

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Arm undesireability

Arm is hobbled by being subjected to American ITAR orders already thanks to foundries being hit with sanction threats

Acquisition by Nvidia it would be a death blow for its acceptability.

The fact that the first thing Nividia did after acquiring Cumulus Linux was to strip out support for competitor's switching chips after giving assurances that they were committed to opensource showed their true attitude to the ecosystem

Nobody trusts them. People aren't so much abandoning ARM as running screaming for the hills due to the risk that Nvidia would either pull all existing/new ARM licensing, or jack up the fees by some order of magnitude (Can you say RamBus?)

Go big (with our bandwidth) or go home, Verizon: Texas mulls outlawing 911 throttling after Cali wildfire fiasco

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Re: What you are missing

"Lingo that is legal in your jurisdiction might be illegal in mine."

Twisting "restricted" into "unlimited" is a fairly spectacular redefinition and comes under the category of "The best lawmaking money can buy" - it's the kind of thing which underscores exactly how corrupt the legal system has become in the jurisdiction in question - "3rd world shitholes" redux

As for WHY Verizon do it, they do it for one simple reason: They're essentially a monopoly and can get away with it

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Re: What you are missing

"After 22gb, the cat videos are going to be buffering a lot and waiting for data."

Because you have had a restriction (limit) applied

What part of "limiting" don't you get? It doesn't always mean "cutting off"

One example being speed limiters fitted to trucks....

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Re: 25GB though??

1/200 speed once you go over the cap is essentially tossing an anchor over the side and no amount of weaselling is going to deflect from the fact that it IS an artificial limitation being imposed

What came first? The chicken, the egg, or the bodge to make everything work?

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Which reminds me of a weekend Civil Defence exercise a while back when I was working for a telco. The main radio repeater failed (it was at a telco hilltop site) All the orgs involved wanted to call it off or call out the telco techs (me) to repair the thing at 9pm Friday

The local head of CD smiled and told them: "This is excellent practice for the real world. Find workarounds!"

First I knew of the issue was Monday morning after I came off weekend on call duty. I was most happy as the road up there was a muddy bitch in the dark with a 600 foot sheer drop on one side that tended to be unforgiving if you got it wrong.

Google advises Android users to be careful of Microsoft Teams if they want to call 911

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Re: Does this issue impact all emergency phone numbers?

"Previous to that, you picked up the phone, cranked a handle and asked the operator to be put through"

There, fixed it for you

Yes. I used those kinds of phones (and a few years later assisted in replacing those ~80 year old party lines hosting up to 15 subscribers/circuit with TDMA radio linked circuits back to NEAX61M switches)

Reviving a classic: ThinkPad modder rattles tin to fund new motherboard for 2008's T60 and T61 series of laptops

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Re: Peak Laptop?

as a pointer, nylon coated screws can be substituted for a wipe with low strength threadlock (usually "222" or "242" stuff (purple or blue, although colours are unique to makers))

If you do this they won't drop out on reassembly

Virgin Media fined £50,000 after spamming 451,000 who didn't want marketing emails

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"If I opt out of receiving marketing shite it's because I don't f'in want to receive marketing shite"

These days it's illegal to be "opt out" - it has to be "opt in" from the outset

I think they're finding it harder and harder to dump shite on people, especially with recent rulings also banning marketing crap in paper billing communications if people haven't opted into it

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Re: Wow!

The problem is that there isn't a per email/call statutory damge and small claims judges might decide to start bouncing claims

This is where things like the USA TCPA won. It made refusal of small claims filings impossible and the judges who tried to bounced things got spanked hard by higher courts

Canadian insurer paid for ransomware decryptor. Now it's hunting the scum down

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Re: Not paying!

decent backup systems save SHA256s of the files they're backing up. If the SHA of a file which shouldn't have changed, changes, then you know you have a problem and when it happened.

No extra buggering around needed

This was a solved problem over 20 years ago

The key for a backup system like this is that you can spot large numbers of checksum changes and go "hmmmmm" - IDS functionality without needing to deploy extra kit

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Re: Not paying!

"What advantage does tape bring in this instance?"

Defence against deletion

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Re: Not paying!

"The setup cost is about £2k for the drive"

I'd like to know where you're getting one that cheap from. It's usually about £12-14k by the time you wrap a LTO9 inside a library with FC connectivity

Admittedly you get a lot of data on each tape but the drives are eye-wateringly expensive

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Re: Not paying!

Last week, actually

LTO lasts a LONG time, even heavily used ones

And FWIW some of these malware variants lay in wait for a long time before activating

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Who needs that kind of persuasion?

A rather messy display left behind is persuasive to the surviving crooks - reminding them that they're not untouchable

Back in days of having to real with skiddies the fastest way of stopping their rampages was to doxx them and post their details as the reason their hosting ISP was barred from accessing various resources. Local users would take care of the rest (Both in kicking arses at ISPs who refused to deal with abusive users and dealing with the users themselves)

OK, boomer? Gen-X-ers, elder millennials most likely to name their cars, says DVLA

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Re: Nope, Not Named

A bit like my friend's dog who believed his name was "NO, GET DOWN!"