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UK PM Cameron says Internet must not 'be an ungoverned space'

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"the majority of English people"

If you actually look at the figures I think you'll find that a majority of the electorate has never voted for any of the governments that we get.

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Got an iPhone or iPad? LOOK OUT for MASQUE-D INTRUDERS

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Re: I hate to say it...

"the biggest problem on OSX are trojans"

I thought the users were the biggest problem on any system.

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If you're suing the UK govt, Brit spies will snoop on your briefs

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Re: Heal UK!

Let me introduce to the real world.

If UKIP ever get into power, they will be no different.

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REVEALED: Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' - iShop staff

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Headmaster

Re: Assholes with a sense of entitlement?

At least this southerner knows how to spell arsehole.

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Eye laser surgery campaigner burned by Facebook takedown

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Re: Depends on perspective

"If they are not customers, what are they?"

The product.

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Pop starlet Taylor Swift DUMPS Spotify: It’s not me, it’s you

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"But that's it though, once you have the sale that's all you're getting, even if the person repeatedly plays it a million times."

Or they could actually get up off their arses and play more concerts. Or is that just a bit too much like hard work?

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NHS quango fatcats spend £2m tax dosh on iPads and iPhones

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Re: Bought not leased

I think you'll find that it's the government that's fond of PFI, not the NHS.

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MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

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Does it follow

That a wank a day keeps the cancer at bay?

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Caterham Seven 160 review: The Raspberry Pi of motoring

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Re: Shut up and take my money!

"How do I get one in the states?!"

http://us.caterhamcars.com/find-dealership

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STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants

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cannabis plants

and Nellie Budd, you just can't make that up.

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Meg Whitman: The lady IS for TURNING. HP to lob printers'n'PCs OVERBOARD

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Re: oh, and your laptops

"There may have been a time when HP made really good computer equipment"

Was that when Canon made the engines for their printers? :)

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EE TV: Network snubs 'Auntie's antique' for mobe-happy set-top box

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Re: "data boost on your mobile data bucket from 4GB to 10GB"

"What the heck do you do that uses 30-50GB per month without video? Run your company mailserver?"

Just install two modern games via steam a month.

Bioshock Ifinite + DLC = 43GB

XCOM Enemy Unknown + DLC = 20GB

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Top 10 SSDs: Price, performance and capacity

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WTF?

Price, performance and capacity

But nothing on reliability? OCZ's history springs to mind.

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So long Lotus 1-2-3: IBM ceases support after over 30 years of code

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And don't forget WordStar.

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That PERSONAL DATA you give away for free to Facebook 'n' pals? It's worth at least £140

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Re: "Free" if you're paying Compuserve $30 an hour?!

Well here in the UK it was £20 to £30 an hour and you had to also pay shed-loads of money to British Telecom.

Hardly compares to the cost of always on broadband nowadays.

Nearly forgot, you also had to shell out nearly a grand for a high speed modem.

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e-Borders fiasco: Brits stung for £224m after US IT giant sues UK govt

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Re: Clusterf**k

"Reputable suppliers like, say, Capita, Atos, KPMG, etc, etc"

You forgot the joke icon.

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British Lords: Euro 'right to be forgotten' ruling 'unreasonable and unworkable'

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Re: More common sense than the other House

"bend to influence from corporations"

Some reading for you.

http://www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/standards-and-interests/register-of-lords-interests/

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Google's Pankhurst doodle doo-doo shows the perils of using Google to find stuff out

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Facepalm

Like my birth certificate that states unequivocally the wrong spelling of my middle name?

It's the original hand written job from June 1954.

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NHS delivers swift kick to Microsoft's wallet over fee demands

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Re: No Sympathy

"20 years ago Windows was a baby OS (3.1)"

IIRC 20 years ago Windows wasn't even an OS, it was a GUI that ran on top of DOS.

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Maplin Electronics sold for £85m to Rutland Partners

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Re: Gutted

Wireless World.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronics_World

http://www.douglas-self.com/ampins/wwarchive/wwarchive.htm

http://www.keith-snook.info/wireless-world-magazine/wireless-world-articles.html

Now, where's the "get off my lawn icon" :)

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WORLD CUP TRAUMA? Just Streaming Stick a Roku in it

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Re: I thought

Think again.

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Labour vows: We'll pause one-dole-to-rule-them-all for drastic fix-up if elected in 2015

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Re: So how...

I think you'll find that no government over the last thirty years has a IT track record worth shouting about.

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REVEALED: GCHQ's BEYOND TOP SECRET Middle Eastern INTERNET SPY BASE

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Re: TRAITORS

"Do you seriously think that anyone at GCHQ has the time, or interest, to look into the average El Reg commentard's extra-martial philanderings?"

No, but I bet that supercomputer they have in the basement scanned it for keywords.

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Brit IT workers are so stressed that 'TWO-THIRDS' want to quit

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FAIL

Re: @msknight

Having observed 35 years of the private sectors involvement in State IT projects I'd call the above post absolute bullshit.

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

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Re: this is an example of prior art

Like my old Sony Walkman from the eighties that has a slide to lock/unlock. :)

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Les Matthew

Well, the court case is still ongoing.

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OkCupid falls out of love with 'anti-gay' Firefox, tells people to see other browsers

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Re: Product != CEO

If you actually read the article you would know that they were in fact forcing their views on Firefox users.

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Middle England's allotments become metric battlefield

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Re: Lost Acres@VinceH

"where, ironically, I was the only pupil in 1982 to *fail* Eng Lit"

Maybe you should have spent less time learning to play the guitar. :)

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MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide

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Re: Stop that!

"Where did you read that? Which atoll? What time?

Without answers to these questions that contribution is noise, not signal."

It's what I would call atoll story.

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Show more CANADIAN-MADE PORN, insists Canadian government

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Re: As a Canadian, I have to ask...

According to google, gotchies are underwear.

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Beta tasting: The Elder Scrolls Online preview

Les Matthew

Re: 21G?!

"C:\Program Files\Steam\Steam.exe" -install X:

Or

"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\Steam.exe" -install X:

X: being your dvd drive.

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Jobless mum claims Spanish councillor told her to 'go on the game'

Les Matthew

Re: He'll go far...

"I'll wager that HR at Atos are trying to recruit him already."

I doubt it, last I heard Atos are trying to get out of their contract.

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Glassholes, snapt**ts, #blabbergasms, selfies and PRISM: The Reg's review of 2013

Les Matthew

Re: Hmmmm

He may have been a pillock, but he was right.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25549596

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Red Dwarf to blast off on new adventure

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Title

It may have been a poor joke.

It may have gone over your head.

Did it warrant a snide remark from the moderator?

Cue fawning fanboys voting me down.

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The Rovers Return In Space?

Title says it all.

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Commodore 64 revivalist posts prototype PC pics

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@Chrome

You do know that most modern desktop motherboards currently on sale still have PS/2 ports on them?

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W**k-O-Meter

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Mirror in the bathroom...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE

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Steve Jobs vindicated: Google Android is not open

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Flame

I'm only here for the

flamewar, keep it up lads. :)

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Ubisoft reveals rock game with REAL guitars

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@Simon Ward

"Unfortunately, it's ultimately a FAIL because UbiSoft are involved."

It will probably snap your strings if you lose internet connection.

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CBI demands action from Osborne

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@cannon

"Lord Oakeshott: make banks declare corporation tax. £113m of corporation tax in 2009 des...pite reporting profits of £11.6bn."

Barclays 249 offshore subsidiaries exist for a reason.

When paying your tax just remember the mantra:

We're all in this together. :D

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Techies floored by 'virus' after Playboy mansion party

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Playboy Mansion

So all the techies were in Silicone Valley?

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Kid spanks a grand on Xbox using Mum's bank card

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Correct me if I'm wrong

But it was a debit card and not a credit card. So I'm assuming age restrictions may be different?

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Liverpudlians headbutt Cameron's 'big society'

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@Andrew Smith 1

"It seems that Liverpool Council have missed the point."

Do you remember "Care In The Community", and how well that worked?

To me "Big Society" is the same with a different buzzword for a name.

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Dead Space 2

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Having the PC version of the first one

I was just happy when it didn't crash my PC.

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Burglars snort dead dad's ashes

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@advocate

"Surely the druggies would have taste tested the ashes first and realised their mistake?"

LOL just LOL. Maybe you should watch a little less television.

Bit of a role reversal though.

Man sniffs dog, I wonder which one sniffed the doggies wotsits. :D

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Nine per cent of gamer kids are 'addicted'

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@Marcus Aurelius

"But I'm just about to start a World of Warcraft dungeon...."

When in Rome...

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Oz pair in blow-up sex doll whitewater ride

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Not a flotation device?

I say, whatever floats your boat.

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Oh noes – they've stolen the internet!

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Stolen to order

I'm assuming that it's fairly specialised kit in exchanges?

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Airport face-scan gate unilaterally imprisons traveller

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Re: Prortugal

Do you mean all those UK airports that are owned by Spain's Ferrovial?

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Scottish botnet master jailed for 18 months

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Re: bring back the stocks

"And while were at it, bring out those bankers and currency speculators...."

Rocks only - no soft fruit.

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