* Posts by Les Matthew

506 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007

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New UK trade deals would not compensate for loss of single market membership

Les Matthew
FAIL

Re: Really ....

"should build up our navy, airforce and army using ONLY British built products"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/12128889/Royal-Navys-warships-face-major-engine-refit-amid-reliability-concerns.html

Built by BAE.

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BBC's Britflix likely dead before the ink has even dried on the news

Les Matthew
Big Brother

"Government representation on the board, they could have prevent self-serving nonsense like this."

And replaced it with their own self-serving nonsense.

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Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos

Les Matthew

"I want to know what to avoid"

It would appear the simple answer to this is Windows.

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Last panel in place, China ready to boot up giant telescope

Les Matthew

Re: Creeping Americanisation

"Well, they are called Allen keys for a start..."

That's actually a trademark and its use is discouraged if not made by them.

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London Stock Exchange's German mega-merger: It's a go, despite Brexit

Les Matthew

Re: Do not think so

"How this will pan out after article 50 is invoked is in "God only knows" territory"

I think that applies to just about everything.

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Michael Gove says Britain needs to create its own DARPA

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and which has given me so much

Certainly did with expenses.

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Wales gives anti-vaping Blockleiters a Big Red Panic Button

Les Matthew

Re: rubbish

"clouds of vapour out of vehicles during rush-hours"

Isn't that carbon monoxide?

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UK Home Sec wants Minority Report-style policing – using your slurped data

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Big Brother

I've carried out my own predictive analytics

and have come to the conclusion that just about every crime against the freedoms of the British public will originate from here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4994794,-0.1248092,15z

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AMD to nibble the ankles of Nvidia this summer with 14nm FinFET GPUs

Les Matthew

"Not to mention the crap update and 'enhancement' bloatware that comes with them"

Custom install can sort that for you, on nvidia that is.

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Brits leave 138,000 gadgets in the pub

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FAIL

Missing item

138,000 devices and one daughter.

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Australian cops rush to stop 2AM murder of … a spider

Les Matthew

Re: Yeah but

I thought the really dangerous ones like the Redback and Funnel-web are quite small?

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Coffee fixes the damage booze did to your liver, study finds

Les Matthew

Re: Okay, got it

"Halve the exercise period one whiskey IN one coffee :-)"

Philistine!

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Is the world ready for a bare-metal OS/2 rebirth?

Les Matthew

"25 years ago everything was incredibly expensive"

There FTFY :)

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Cisco: The day of PCs is passing, cloud storage will dominate by 2019

Les Matthew

Re: The end of PCs...

"What else, did I miss any?"

Paperless office.

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Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8

Les Matthew

Re: Just one thing left to make it good

"Once you've got a decent amount of applications installed, it soon became a mess"

You can manually customise to tidy it up and suit yourself.

Well up until 7, can't speak for any after that.

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Sharing Economy latest: Women's BREAST MILK is the new 'liquid GOLD' of the internet

Les Matthew

Re: Sickly stuff

Don't know who down voted you but have an up vote as I thought it was awful after the birth of my youngest daughter. The 2am breast pump malarkey can be rather amusing.

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The NHS pays up to NINE TIMES over trade price for commodity kit

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Re: Bureaucratic procurement

"A couple of FOI requests can make for very interesting responses."

Denial of request on the grounds of "commercial confidentiality" is probably the only response you will get.

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One USB plug to rule them all? That's sensible, but no...

Les Matthew

Re: As the old saying goes...

"in the UK there are no 20 amp domestic supplies"

I think you'll find that UK domestic ring circuits are rated up to approx 30 amps.

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Election? Pah. Here's the REAL question: Who’s the SEXIEST MP?

Les Matthew

"but they all go into politics wanting to better the world"

You forgot the joke alert icon.

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Bride legs it from wedding after groom proves unable to add up

Les Matthew
Boffin

Re: Eh?

Now you know what the BOOTNOTES section is all about.

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The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

Les Matthew

Re: Poll Tax?

Indeed, makes you laugh when the reg recently advertised for a quality journalist.

Maybe they should have asked for a sensationalist red top journalist instead.

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Chunky Swedish ice maiden: Volvo XC60 D4 Manual EE Lux Nav

Les Matthew

Re: Wrong kind of snow...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_Cars#Production_locations_around_the_world

I don't think Volvo have been cars from Sweden for quite some time now.

Chinese owned too, but what isn't these days.

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UK PM Cameron says Internet must not 'be an ungoverned space'

Les Matthew

"the majority of English people"

If you actually look at the figures I think you'll find that a majority of the electorate has never voted for any of the governments that we get.

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Got an iPhone or iPad? LOOK OUT for MASQUE-D INTRUDERS

Les Matthew

Re: I hate to say it...

"the biggest problem on OSX are trojans"

I thought the users were the biggest problem on any system.

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If you're suing the UK govt, Brit spies will snoop on your briefs

Les Matthew

Re: Heal UK!

Let me introduce to the real world.

If UKIP ever get into power, they will be no different.

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REVEALED: Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' - iShop staff

Les Matthew
Headmaster

Re: Assholes with a sense of entitlement?

At least this southerner knows how to spell arsehole.

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Eye laser surgery campaigner burned by Facebook takedown

Les Matthew

Re: Depends on perspective

"If they are not customers, what are they?"

The product.

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Pop starlet Taylor Swift DUMPS Spotify: It’s not me, it’s you

Les Matthew

"But that's it though, once you have the sale that's all you're getting, even if the person repeatedly plays it a million times."

Or they could actually get up off their arses and play more concerts. Or is that just a bit too much like hard work?

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NHS quango fatcats spend £2m tax dosh on iPads and iPhones

Les Matthew

Re: Bought not leased

I think you'll find that it's the government that's fond of PFI, not the NHS.

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MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

Les Matthew

Does it follow

That a wank a day keeps the cancer at bay?

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Caterham Seven 160 review: The Raspberry Pi of motoring

Les Matthew

Re: Shut up and take my money!

"How do I get one in the states?!"

http://us.caterhamcars.com/find-dealership

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STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants

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Thumb Up

cannabis plants

and Nellie Budd, you just can't make that up.

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Meg Whitman: The lady IS for TURNING. HP to lob printers'n'PCs OVERBOARD

Les Matthew

Re: oh, and your laptops

"There may have been a time when HP made really good computer equipment"

Was that when Canon made the engines for their printers? :)

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EE TV: Network snubs 'Auntie's antique' for mobe-happy set-top box

Les Matthew

Re: "data boost on your mobile data bucket from 4GB to 10GB"

"What the heck do you do that uses 30-50GB per month without video? Run your company mailserver?"

Just install two modern games via steam a month.

Bioshock Ifinite + DLC = 43GB

XCOM Enemy Unknown + DLC = 20GB

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Top 10 SSDs: Price, performance and capacity

Les Matthew
WTF?

Price, performance and capacity

But nothing on reliability? OCZ's history springs to mind.

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So long Lotus 1-2-3: IBM ceases support after over 30 years of code

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And don't forget WordStar.

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That PERSONAL DATA you give away for free to Facebook 'n' pals? It's worth at least £140

Les Matthew

Re: "Free" if you're paying Compuserve $30 an hour?!

Well here in the UK it was £20 to £30 an hour and you had to also pay shed-loads of money to British Telecom.

Hardly compares to the cost of always on broadband nowadays.

Nearly forgot, you also had to shell out nearly a grand for a high speed modem.

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e-Borders fiasco: Brits stung for £224m after US IT giant sues UK govt

Les Matthew

Re: Clusterf**k

"Reputable suppliers like, say, Capita, Atos, KPMG, etc, etc"

You forgot the joke icon.

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British Lords: Euro 'right to be forgotten' ruling 'unreasonable and unworkable'

Les Matthew

Re: More common sense than the other House

"bend to influence from corporations"

Some reading for you.

http://www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/standards-and-interests/register-of-lords-interests/

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Google's Pankhurst doodle doo-doo shows the perils of using Google to find stuff out

Les Matthew
Facepalm

Like my birth certificate that states unequivocally the wrong spelling of my middle name?

It's the original hand written job from June 1954.

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NHS delivers swift kick to Microsoft's wallet over fee demands

Les Matthew

Re: No Sympathy

"20 years ago Windows was a baby OS (3.1)"

IIRC 20 years ago Windows wasn't even an OS, it was a GUI that ran on top of DOS.

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Maplin Electronics sold for £85m to Rutland Partners

Les Matthew

Re: Gutted

Wireless World.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronics_World

http://www.douglas-self.com/ampins/wwarchive/wwarchive.htm

http://www.keith-snook.info/wireless-world-magazine/wireless-world-articles.html

Now, where's the "get off my lawn icon" :)

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WORLD CUP TRAUMA? Just Streaming Stick a Roku in it

Les Matthew
FAIL

Re: I thought

Think again.

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Labour vows: We'll pause one-dole-to-rule-them-all for drastic fix-up if elected in 2015

Les Matthew
FAIL

Re: So how...

I think you'll find that no government over the last thirty years has a IT track record worth shouting about.

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REVEALED: GCHQ's BEYOND TOP SECRET Middle Eastern INTERNET SPY BASE

Les Matthew

Re: TRAITORS

"Do you seriously think that anyone at GCHQ has the time, or interest, to look into the average El Reg commentard's extra-martial philanderings?"

No, but I bet that supercomputer they have in the basement scanned it for keywords.

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Brit IT workers are so stressed that 'TWO-THIRDS' want to quit

Les Matthew
FAIL

Re: @msknight

Having observed 35 years of the private sectors involvement in State IT projects I'd call the above post absolute bullshit.

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

Les Matthew

Re: this is an example of prior art

Like my old Sony Walkman from the eighties that has a slide to lock/unlock. :)

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Les Matthew

Well, the court case is still ongoing.

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OkCupid falls out of love with 'anti-gay' Firefox, tells people to see other browsers

Les Matthew

Re: Product != CEO

If you actually read the article you would know that they were in fact forcing their views on Firefox users.

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Middle England's allotments become metric battlefield

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Coat

Re: Lost Acres@VinceH

"where, ironically, I was the only pupil in 1982 to *fail* Eng Lit"

Maybe you should have spent less time learning to play the guitar. :)

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