* Posts by Pete

22 posts • joined 19 Jun 2008

Apple tight-leashes 'Snow Leopard' Server

Pete
Jobs Halo

Intel Only

Apple have NOT made any such announcement. The 'Intel Only' rumour was started when the developer version of snow leopard was leaked and revealed it only ran on intel macs.

This doesnt mean the release will only run on intel. Although it does look that way... assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

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Vatican blesses iPope app for Jesus Phone

Pete
Dead Vulture

Didnt we agree

not to call it the jesus phone anymore?

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Apple bars 2.0 code from App Store

Pete
Flame

@Kenny Millar

I suggest you learn to speak 'Plain English' before you attack others for bad spelling.

Quote:"Just plan english, which our reporter seems to have a poor grasp of."

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The Pirate Bay punts BitTorrent cloaking device

Pete
Flame

@Colin

Ask a fucking musician to write a piece of software then...

They cant? OH GNOS!

So why aren't i paid $20m a year then?

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Game designers deconstruct their 'art'

Pete
Coat

Poop

Suda said through a translator. "I will go to the bathroom and try to poop and then I'll come up with a new idea."

explains why most games that come out these days are utter shit.

Mines the one with the copy of the original Prince of Persia in the pocket.

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Sun packs 150 billion web pages into meat locker

Pete
Thumb Down

Another well built sun product...

2x 3/8" rack bolts....

Yet there is only one, and its half done up...

well done sun.

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David Blaine tw*tdangles into Urban Dictionary

Pete
Joke

In Australia

In Australia, a twat, is a vagina.

Thus twatdangle refers to the length of the labia minora.

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Apple laptop ignites marketing department

Pete
Flame

Powerbook batteries

To those morons trying to be funny with the 'at least they can change the battery/have to ship it back to change the battery' comments.

All powerbooks and 1g macbooks/macbook pros had user changeable batteries.

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Toshiba wows crowds with sexy touch smartphone

Pete
Flame

iPhone's

These tired old comments about 'iPhones being limited by design' are just lame now.

The whole reason people buy iPhones is because they are SIMPLE.

The average Joe User doesn't want alternate this and that.

It makes me wonder if you 'haters' have actually ever owned or perhaps even used an iPhone.

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TVonics DTR-Z500 500GB Freeview+ DVR

Pete
Paris Hilton

Ah?

You are kidding right?

No HDMI, Standard Definition and Scart stopped being used 5 years ago.

Old technology in a shiny box.

Paris, because i bet she has a shiny box.

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Microsoft knew about Xbox 360 disc-scratch problem, employee claims

Pete
Unhappy

Tilting.

This occurs even if you just BUMP IT/PICK IT UP WHEN A DISC IS LOADED AND NOT BEING ACCESSED.

Believe it or not, a lot of people actually have their xbox's on coffee tables/floors/etc while using them, even a SLIGHT BUMP on a coffee table causes the drive to lose gyroscopic integrity and eat the disc.

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Apologies after teacher's 'Linux holding back kids' claim

Pete
Dead Vulture

THIS JUST IN!!!

President Kennedy has been ASSASSINATED!

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Plod hopes Bluetooth messages will stem drinking

Pete
Jobs Horns

17 to 24

Any self respecting cool 24 year old has an iPhone

and we all know about iphones a bluetooth...

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Oz MPs 'could be breathalysed'

Pete
Paris Hilton

@Right behind the "Our country was founded by convicts" icon

You're forgetting that your beloved royal family are the product of hundreds of years of incest.

Paris, because if i was her brother...

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M42 closed by marshmallows and beer

Pete

Choose....

Choose the form of Gozer the Destructor and be... refreshed!

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Lightning to thunder with speed-creep beating V8 roar

Pete
Paris Hilton

I'd have mine play...

The crazy frog.

(Paris because she looks like a frog)

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Debian components breach terms of GPLv2

Pete
Linux

Oh Gnos!..

imagine having problems after installing a BETA RELEASE OF DEBIAN.

its BETA for a _REASON_.

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iPhone 3G not compatible with existing accessories

Pete
Joke

iDockConverter

iDockConverter coming to an apple store near you for only $89.95!

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Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters

Pete
Joke

Babydiesel

Round them all up and make bio(baby)deisel out of them

2 birds, one stone.

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Irate sysadmin locks San Francisco officials out of network

Pete
Coat

Non-Disclosure Clause

It's probably in his employment agreement that he must never disclose his password. As you would expect it to be in any system admins agreement. I know its in mine.

Mines the one with padlocks on the pocket zippers.

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South African survives exploding fridge attack

Pete
Joke

IRA are back in business?

The Irish Refrigerator Army.

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1,076 developers, 15 years, one open-source Wine

Pete
Linux

@Daniel Hall

Wine Is Not an Emulator. You do not _install_ anything on wine.

also, i suggest you google 'mono project'.

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