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* Posts by Paul

21 posts • joined Wednesday 16th July 2008 15:11 GMT

Paul
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those poor wintards...

Fancy have to use a interface equivalent to Mac OS 7 ;)

Paul
Pirate

wtf?

honk the bloody HORN!!!

Paul
Go

Ballmer is an idiot.com

period.

Paul
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@the cops

Up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe!

Paul
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Great in bed... NOT

I guess hubby prefers to spank the monkey than pork the ol' slapper!

Paul
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blind leading the blind

Typical BMW owner

Paul
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Dear WinTard user...

So how many of the 22,000 hijacked machines were running OS X?

No further questions ;)

Paul
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@Wade Burchette

Clap Clap for the Handicap!!!

eBay item has been removed!

Paul
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keyboard & mouse...

I guess these are NeXT in line for the aluminium makeover.

As for an HD swap, what a joke. Bring back rear panel access!

Paul
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The Gates Syndrome caused by...

Viruses, Intruders, Spyware, Trojans & Adware

Paul
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A viable solution...

Get a Life, Get a Mac!

Problem solved.

Paul
Jobs Horns

It's a PeeCee

It uses the same CPU, sound card and graphics card. PC's are the Mac clones now.

Question has to be - who the hell would bother with Windows - it is so feckin dull.

Paul
Gates Horns

the other 73%...

must be running Windows.

Paul
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duh

CLAP CLAP FOR THE HANDICAP!!!

Paul
Stop

This way please...

Steadily walking towards a Police State.

Paul
Unhappy

The price for opening Pandora's box...

At the end of the day, the CIA is to blame for all this for playing such a large part in creating these monsters!

Paul
Boffin

@ Webster pREkTARD

One & time again young man, you simply reinforce the fact you are a mentally retarded numbskull. Perhaps you need your nappies changed more often?

Paul
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Speed great, customer service CRAP

Moved to a flat in the N2 area, got phone initially connected then transferred from BT to TalkTalk. However during the changeover we were cut off. It took endless calls to TT customer support to convince them we had no dial tone as their tests to the exchange indicated all was fine. An engineer finally found the connection was done incorrectly at the exchange. Found the minimum time on hold was 30 mins to customer support which was abysmal, being cut off several times on hold. So 6 weeks after signing up finally online & connection speed really good. However they also commenced billing from our go live date of which 3 weeks of that we had no connection so I vision been on hold for several hours to customer services sorting this last issue :)

Paul
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only 49,447 signatories?

A 'Clarkson for PM' facebeeb group has thus far clocked up 379,848 members, who has more clout...

Paul
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@ "Reg readers unite."

Swear box is a jolly good idea.

However just be forewarned that would make Webster phREakTARD a major financial benefactor...

Paul
Black Helicopters

Weapons of Mad (hairdo) Destruction?

Hope no wannabe jihadists watch that video!!!