* Posts by Paul

21 posts • joined 16 Jul 2008

Windows 7’s XP Mode — Virtually worth the effort

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those poor wintards...

Fancy have to use a interface equivalent to Mac OS 7 ;)

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US lawmakers to de-silence electric cars

Paul
Pirate

wtf?

honk the bloody HORN!!!

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Ballmer disses Oracle's decision to buy Sun

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Go

Ballmer is an idiot.com

period.

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Who snapped first?

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@the cops

Up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe!

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Wacky Jacqui spanked by husband

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Great in bed... NOT

I guess hubby prefers to spank the monkey than pork the ol' slapper!

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BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

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Go

blind leading the blind

Typical BMW owner

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BBC botnet investigation turns hacks into hackers

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Dear WinTard user...

So how many of the 22,000 hijacked machines were running OS X?

No further questions ;)

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Man punts 'prototype' iPhones on eBay

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@Wade Burchette

Clap Clap for the Handicap!!!

eBay item has been removed!

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Nude Apple iMac pics leaked to web

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Stop

keyboard & mouse...

I guess these are NeXT in line for the aluminium makeover.

As for an HD swap, what a joke. Bring back rear panel access!

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Bill Gates bans progeny from iPhone Nation

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The Gates Syndrome caused by...

Viruses, Intruders, Spyware, Trojans & Adware

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Wanna see how to use Win 7 UAC to pwn a PC?

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A viable solution...

Get a Life, Get a Mac!

Problem solved.

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Hackintosh maker lands Apple punch

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Jobs Horns

It's a PeeCee

It uses the same CPU, sound card and graphics card. PC's are the Mac clones now.

Question has to be - who the hell would bother with Windows - it is so feckin dull.

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MoD: 27 per cent of our computers are secure

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Gates Horns

the other 73%...

must be running Windows.

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Microsoft releases first flaky iPhone app

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duh

CLAP CLAP FOR THE HANDICAP!!!

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UK lists preferred occupations for immigrants

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Stop

This way please...

Steadily walking towards a Police State.

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Taliban extends mobile shutdown order

Paul
Unhappy

The price for opening Pandora's box...

At the end of the day, the CIA is to blame for all this for playing such a large part in creating these monsters!

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Man buys new MacBooks, pulls them to bits, takes pics

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@ Webster pREkTARD

One & time again young man, you simply reinforce the fact you are a mentally retarded numbskull. Perhaps you need your nappies changed more often?

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TalkTalk ad slapped for misleading on LLU

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Unhappy

Speed great, customer service CRAP

Moved to a flat in the N2 area, got phone initially connected then transferred from BT to TalkTalk. However during the changeover we were cut off. It took endless calls to TT customer support to convince them we had no dial tone as their tests to the exchange indicated all was fine. An engineer finally found the connection was done incorrectly at the exchange. Found the minimum time on hold was 30 mins to customer support which was abysmal, being cut off several times on hold. So 6 weeks after signing up finally online & connection speed really good. However they also commenced billing from our go live date of which 3 weeks of that we had no connection so I vision been on hold for several hours to customer services sorting this last issue :)

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Downing Street rejects 'Clarkson for PM' petition

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only 49,447 signatories?

A 'Clarkson for PM' facebeeb group has thus far clocked up 379,848 members, who has more clout...

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Click here to save Bletchley Park

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@ "Reg readers unite."

Swear box is a jolly good idea.

However just be forewarned that would make Webster phREakTARD a major financial benefactor...

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UK boffins roll out video periodic table

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Black Helicopters

Weapons of Mad (hairdo) Destruction?

Hope no wannabe jihadists watch that video!!!

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