* Posts by beast666

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Cool Large Hadron Collider to fire into doubly powerful ring

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FAIL

"...been cooled to 1.9 Kelvin above absolute zero..."

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A first look at Google’s Android Studio 1.0: Climbing out of the Eclipse kitchen sink

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Roll on NDK support for us cocos-2dx users out here...

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Hawking: RISE of the MACHINES could DESTROY HUMANITY

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I for one...

Welcome our pre-singularity overlords.

At the moment of the singularity and afterwards all bets are off of course.

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Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10

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Re: Windows 7 is too blame

Actually we do need a new filesystem.

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Man, that iPhone 6 Plus won't fit in my pocket. Oh, here's a mobe store that'll resize my jeans

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Now that guy has a skill that won't be replaced by robots anytime soon!

He even has gob control by the looks of it!

Respect.

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Slap for SnapChat web app in SNAP mishap: '200,000' snaps sapped

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Re: A question

I think you mean decompiler.

Couldn't be arsed reading the rest of your nonsense...

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Antarctic ice at ALL TIME RECORD HIGH: We have more to learn, says boffin

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Re: oracle@delphi.gr

You are in denial.

If you trace back from the present you will find that you can go back 18 years and find no warming.

This is a fact.

Go back 30 years and you will indeed find warming. But this is not my assertion.

It is indeed demonstrably true. (18+ years of flat temps)

You Sir are the troll for not accepting my assertion and the facts and continuing to use weasel words.

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Benefits of rising CO2...

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/07/08/deserts-greening-from-rising-co2/

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Re: oracle@delphi.gr

What worries me is that governments absolutely believe its 3 when the facts are that its 1.

Billions spent, energy prices through the roof. And for what?

I repeat again. Global temps haven't increased in 18+ years despite CO2 climbing steadily.

Again. Why should we tax carbon (Co2)?

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No.

Sea-level rise is decelerating.

'Extreme' weather is not more common.

Global temps have been flat for 18+ years.

Anything else false you want to mention?

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Re: @beat666 Meanwhile, in earlier news ...

Here you go

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/05/26/researcher-has-a-problem-with-attributing-west-antarctic-ice-sheet-collapse-to-human-activity/

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Add the Guardian to the list of watermelon (Green on the outside, red on the inside) outlets that selectively spew this nonsense.

El Reg is pretty balanced in this debate I think.

Try posting anything sensible on SS and watch how fast it disappears.

The warmists are losing because facts trump models any day of the week.

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Re: Antactica is melting too

No.

The anomaly trend is 0.0 C

I suggest you fucking look again.

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FAIL

Re: Antactica is melting too

CryoSat...

No. They are not measurements they are *estimates*

The Earth is most definitely NOT warming...

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/10/02/its-official-no-global-warming-for-18-years-1-month/

My ninjas will beat your pirates any day of the week.

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Re: What this means is

Get with the program!

Don't you know "The science is settled." ?

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Re: I think...

That would make you "The greatest aspidistra in the World!"

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Re: Meanwhile, in earlier news ...

"... it very much looks as though the West Australian ice sheet will continue unabated its gradual slide into the ocean."

Except it isn't...

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Re: sea ice- land ice

Ha! You provide a link to SS in support of a more reasoned view!

Give me a bloody break.

Here is a more reasoned view...

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/10/08/antarctic-sea-ice-reaches-new-record-maximum/

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Re: Antactica is melting too

Name one freshwater river in Antarctica.

That would make a good pub quiz question... :)

As to it being "a well known meteorological phenomenon..." I think you mean hydrological.

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Re: Antactica is melting too

You are really struggling to put the case forward that Antarctica is losing land ice aren't you?

It is not. It is too cold. The fact that sea ice is increasing is because it is colder than it has been.

The Earth hasn't warmed for > 18 years and counting.

CO2 meanwhile continues to increase.

Ergo. No connection between CO2 and global temperature.

CAGW is false.

Get over it.

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Re: Antactica is melting too

How does the pure water flow if it's surroundings are < 0 C?

That is the problem.

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Re: Antactica is melting too

So pure water ice is melting from the land of Antarctica. Pure ice melts at 0 C.

It then goes into the sea where it promptly freezes despite the fact that the sea is saline and has a melting point < 0 C.

Can anyone see the problem with this? ;)

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Linux systemd dev says open source is 'SICK', kernel community 'awful'

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Happy

And you wonder...

Why we like Windows!

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Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld and some Apple bloke attend glitzy iPhone 6 Paris launch

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Whoa! First pic. Is this the man who sold the world?

Great gloves etc.

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NASA rover Curiosity drills HOLE in MARS 'GOLF COURSE'

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Happy

Tiger Woods?

I wouldn't go there for a picnic!

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Smart meters in UK homes will only save folks a lousy £26 a year

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Re: we make millions but you pay for us to do it

I have a pre-payment meter. All electronic has a 'smart' key that you load up with credit and plug into the meter. No need for anyone to come round to my gaff and 'read' the meter right?

Wrong. I still get a call every quarter from a bloke to 'read' the meter.

The same thing will happen with smart meters. You'll still be required to provide access to it so they can check you aren't a nerd and hacking it.

Sheesh.

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Payment security bods: Nice pay-by-bonk (hint: NO ONE uses it) on iPhone 6, Apple

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Re: @Steve Davies 3

Yeah, much better to whip out your iPhone 6 Plus and flash your 18k gold Apple watch...

Oh, hang on...

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Nvidia builds CUDA GPU programming library for machine learning – so you don't have to

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Brill! Another API to crack even the strongest Capthas and spread doom on us all...

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Detroit losing MILLIONS because it buys CHEAP BATTERIES – report

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Heads up!

I have had to sort out ionization smoke alarms because they 'bip' recently.

I thought there batteries were low.

Not so! They were linked mains-powered devices with battery back-up.

I saw the little replace-by sticker.

All the smoke alarms are in the process of being replaced.

Heads up! It's not just batteries!

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Vulture 2 spaceplane autopilot brain surgery a total success

beast666

Have you calculated at what speed LOHAN, ARREST and your van will lift-off when travelling along? You need to be careful!

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True fact: Hubble telescope spots ZOMBIES in SPACE

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110 light years from Earth...

I don't think so. Come on Reg, you can do better than this. The story is riddled with nonsense.

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NASA tests crazytech flying saucer thruster, could reach Mars in days

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Re: Captain Future's enemy had one of those.

What do make of the CMB reference frame then?

It's not an absolute 'special' reference frame, but it is a unique one.

Get back to bed and take your meds.

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Arrr: Freetard-bothering Digital Economy Act tied up, thrown in the hold

beast666

Arrrh Jim lad, splice the main-braces and scupper the wenches!

Full steam ahead!

Or something...

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Boffins discuss AI space program at hush-hush IARPA confab

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Alert

You won't find Google et al contributing because they already have similar systems that are 'good enough' for their commercial purposes.

Also, if they are on their way to a Strong AI, you can betcha that they and 'it' will keep it secret.

Now where's that shiny hat?

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Accused! Yahoo! exec! SUES! her! accuser!, says! sex! harassment! never! happened!

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Cat fight!

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Herschel boffins spot fat dwarf Ceres in TEARS over astro-identity crisis

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Re: Liquid water - woot!

You don't add oxygen to water by electrolysis. You get hydrogen and oxygen from water by electrolysis. Hydrogen and oxygen are almost the perfect chemical rocket fuel...

Woot for Ceres as the ISRU of the future!

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Connecting Gmail to Google+ is SENSELESS, says Digg founder

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Re: Google is freakin terrible

Can you be sure they don't... dickhead??

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Accused Glasshole driver says specs weren't even turned on for traffic stop

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Re: Smoke and Mirrors

Ahhh, so the cop didn't like the fact that he *might* be being recorded...

Makes sense. Bloody dibble don't like that sort of thing, try getting your phone out whilst being arrested...

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Re: What will CA and the courts do when prescription Glass arrives?

So fighter pilots etc etc can wear a Glass by your argument? What about Police/Ambulance/Fire engine drivers who need up-to-date info from whatever device? Maybe we just need an extra section of the driving test to allow Glass and such things... otherwise, as per previous posters, you are going to cut off innovation and possible *improvements* to driving safety.

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Re: "nothing illegal to be wearing Google Glass"... yet.

"... complete stop..." HaHaHa, please stop it guys, I may have to go out and buy a copy of Viz (can you completely still do that?)

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Re: "nothing illegal to be wearing Google Glass"... yet.

Superb! This flipped my Mr Logic trigger and you are correct!

+1 interwebs

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OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene

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Re: Note 2 things. a) It's a *theoretical* material.

I like thin sliced ham. It amuses me to think your canteen has one-up on IBM and their ilk and can produce slices just one ham atom thin... mmmm

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Apple prepping 4K resolution 12.9-inch MaxiPad – report

beast666

Meh

I can tell you. This that and the effing other...

If you think X, I can say Y. Not to mention Z.

Maybe its Omega. ffs,,

On the other hand (the gripping hand) its alpha.

ffs.

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Fukushima fearmongers: It's YOUR FAULT Japan DUMPED CO2 targets

beast666

I know one in particular that would be good for that. If she was fusion burned then I suspect we could all keep warm this Winter for nothing. Really. I wouldn't accept any payment...

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Re: Wait, what?

tl;dr

Nuthatch sir...

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Re: Except...

I can't understand that! Air full of carbon... Really! Peeps need to know that CO2 is 0.039% by volume of the air you breath. Paying trillions of dollars to affect this is so very crazy.

Don't get me started on how this tiny number doesn't affect climate in any significant way either.

Bah

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Re: Humans aren't responsible enough for nuclear power

You should be banned from El Reg for spouting such crap...

I'm watching you...

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Re: The Tooth Fairy and Molten Salt Thorium Reactors

You Sir, are the problem... You spout nonsense that you claim is backed up with science and come to the conclusion that nothing can be done...

Oh contrare! I can't be arsed at the mo to point out how Thorium can indeed make a good powerful fuel... No Carbon emissions... Not like anyone gives a toss.. 17+ years no warming whilst CO2 goes up is a FACT!

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Our MOM's LATEST EGGS: 'Looking GOOD', chuckle Indian space boffins

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Re: Not 'egg-shaped'.

The one I boiled this morning wasn't! Maybe it was a Martian or Indian egg...

<MrLogic> And furthermore if you are applying thrust at any point the orbit won't be strictly elliptical. </MrLogic>

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ULTIMATE ELECTRIC driving machine? Yes, it’s the BMW i3 e-car

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Re: how precise is a piece of string?

Seen as you missed the opening <aspie> on your first paragraph and claim to be an engineer. I sentence you to write out your first paragraph 100 times with the correct <MrLogic> ... </MrLogic> formatting.

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