154 posts • joined Tuesday 17th April 2007 15:39 GMT
Isn't it funny!
When cannabis is seen to be less harmful it becomes less popular!
Perhaps we should announce the healthy benefits of other drugs, like cigarettes, cocaine, meth... ad nauseum
Oh and IT angle??? Anyone? Anyone?
The important thing is not an accurate prediction...
...but a prediction that will influence future developments in your favour. Isn't that why the "oracle" wasn't entirely honest with "neo"?
Anyway, predicting the future always changes the end result, so you can never be accurate.
The best way to ensure a prediction happens...
...make it happen!
I wonder did he benefit from the recession...
Does this mean...
...that we will soon have 'warp' drives that can store terabytes of data?
Will my PDA become my 'flexible' friend?
Can I have wraparound glasses with an integrated, bluetooth enabled, oled, display?
If I know VMware
and I've tested it, we are going to get a whole new rage!
All those pretentious yuppy types will be showing off their shiny new toys only to find it runs like a dog with no legs, then in their embarrassement, they'll start beating each other over the heads with them!
Its a great idea in theory, but I think we need faster applications, which means trimming the bloatware!
Same old story...
Seems like everyone is spending all their time proving why they need more money, instead of really analysing the problems. If Al Quaida worked like that, the twin towers would still be standing!
Why do kids think its great to get drunk? They are trying to escape! Escape what? Escape reality! Is reality so bad? Well yeah, watch the news, all you see is how society is collapsing.
If we can improve things for the kids, they won't run away to alcohol and cyberspace.
Anyway, as long as the police have radios, they really don't need pda's do they?
Justice at last...
And of course their descendants should be compensated by the justice system!
Virgin Atlantic clearly have the highest regards for their passenger...
That's why they work so hard to clean the filth out of their planes after every trip!
Its actually a standard corporate policy not to admit to mistakes, I've had first hand experience from Halifax and 3 mobile!
Why does it have to be military?
Wouldn't it be better to use this system for prepaid pizza delivery? In fact one could save a fortune in rent if the pizzeria was in a space station in orbit! That's what we do at home.
iRobot products have been serving in Iraq for some time, some personnel have even developed emotional ties to the (not quite autonomous) droids that have saved their lives! Less said about that the better I expect (ahem.) Anyway, the roomba, being somewhat more autonomous as it can be left to its own devices, can be hacked and its original payload can be swapped out for explosives and a heat-seeking module. Wouldn't this come in useful in Iraq? If only it had an all-terrain chassis.
And where exactly does it say "Deodorant"?
As for the IT angle...the applicator looks technological.. don't it?
Paris, because she is a feminine spray.
All I want to know is...
How did PlayMobil have the foresight to provide parts for T5, devil dogs and lesbians in their sets? Spookily well anticipated.
Black Helicopter...uh...coz it looks awesome!
How many copy cats...
...will copy the copy cat? Either way, I wish I'd thought of it!
At last, Edmonds has gained my respect!
Not a moment too soon either!
Does he have a tv? Or even a computer because apparently, according to the beeb, if you have a computer, you need a tv license. It says so on those threatening letters they send out!
Presumably because you can watch tv show's on your computer.
When I decided not to have license, I got lots of letters but nobody called. So I advised my (then) girlfriend not to bother either, (she's asian by the way, I'm caucasian) She had a knock on the door the following week. Funny that, isn't it?
What can I say but Yaaaagghhrr!!!!
Might I suggest slaughterhouses employ ninja's!
Ninja's can put their devastating skills, to devastating effect and the lucky animal will not know that its been devastated until it hits the ground!
Paris, because there's no ninja icon!
You wouldn't get dialogue like this anywhere else, that's why I love the Reg!
Imagine how this technology could enhance projectile weapons!
What's CAT 6 good for?
Lizards tail, looks like its important but its only connected to cable testers which are linked to the sysAdmin terminal which deactivates a preset range of workstation accounts on Active Directory when the cable is damaged.
Bring back all the old icons...
and add more variety to cover our favourite slogans:
I for one...
PH because I can see past her looks, right into her bank account!
I love this article
I haven't seen it before so I don't care if its old.
Its funny so I don't care if there's no IT angle.
It made me laugh out loud at work, its Tuesday and people looked round...
The Jedi Mind Trick?
The closest we can get to that is bull$hitting with conviction! That and mimic the body language of the mark.
Of course the jedi knights didn't have the awesome power that is the mobile phone, who needs the force?
All that technology...
...surely it could be used more constructively!
You can print floors, you just need to kinds of "ink"...
...normal 3d printers print with two materials and one of those materials is blasted away with a water jet to reveal the finished product. So if you want to build a hollow cube, its a simple matter of printing with concrete and um, sand I suppose, then removing the sand when you're done.
I'll tell you what I think:
After seeing that add, I so want to learn to use Linux, I want to learn Linux back to front so I can custom build my own OS.
The only thing I've heard about Vista that makes me want to try it out is the speech recognition and I'm not prepared to risk it, its probably crap. Calling India is a better speech recognition system, cheaper and more effective, unless they are running Vista in India.
Actually, that ad proves that BG missed his calling as a deadpan comedian, but then so does the microsoft fiasco.
Possible story line...
The original ghost busters are now ghosts, they are wreaking havoc on NYC because they know all the new GhostBusters weakspots.
NYC gets completely slimed and there's nothing anybody can do about it.
We see lots of young folks with their jeans around their ankles, standing around with iPhones trying to upload sightings into myspace when the old GhostBusters turn poltergeist and splat them agains lady liberty!
Now that's a great film!
Not enough manpower...
I too am of the opinion that the police spend too much time on stopping speeding cars, and not enough on theft, rape or murder.
Maybe they are genuinely afraid of anyone more threatening than a sales rep.
The community can't be expected to defend themselves, they don't have the training, they need to be properly represented.
Can we have all of the orphanages of Britain turned into Elite Ninja Crimefighting Acadamies.
<Totally awesome Ninja style black Helicopter>
And they said processors couldn't get smaller
When will we see our cellphone implants?
A word of caution from a 3 customer
If you don't set up a direct debit, they treat you like crap.
Also, you may be able to set up mobile broadband but with their "fair use policy" which doesn't strike me as particularly fair there is a limit to how much you can use it.
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