would someone like Hedley Lamarr want to stop what he calls the 'peasants and whining bastards' from having one? So that his vanity can shine through? So that he can appear better than the have-nots? So that he can appear to be yet another pathetic twat?
It's exactly the kind of pathetic, snotty, up-my-own-self-important-arse attitude that irritates the fuck out of everyone else.
It's a phone, for fucks sake. A phone. Why on earth do twats like you consider it so important that no-one else can possibly have one? Will you be wandering around with it glued to your ear, or merely waving it around - show-off style - in front of everyone's face, willy nilly? With the attitude you display, I'm surprised you have enough friends that'd want to call you on the bloody thing!
I sincerely hope that once you've upgraded your shiny new 3G one that you discover just how shite the o2 3G experience is.
Oh and that a much better model is just around the corner, just as you've been stupidly locked into your stupidly expensive contract.
Of course, if you were merely being sarcastic then I take all those words back :@)
If not, then I reiterate my thinking that you are a nothing but a pompous twat.