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Plan to let you phone people up from within Facebook

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I think FB know enough about me already, without knowing who I called and when!

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Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

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Re: Quite right too!

I thought the simple, student style method of rejecting this system would be to anonymize it.. Just swap tags with each other every couple of days.

That way the powers that be would know where students go, just not which ones.

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British Ruby conference cancelled after diversity row

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Re: What a prat!

Nice answer Chris! lol!

If there's one thing HR are more scared of than being seen as non-PC, it's being hit with a wrongful dismissal case!

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Re: What a prat!

You've got to have some kind of racist chip on your shoulder if you start checking out the ethnicity of the speakers.

People should get a spot on the podium purely on merit, and nothing else.

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Skype 3.0 lands on Android tabs, says all your bass are belong to it

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Re: Just updated...

Yup, landscape only... What a superb advance... *rolls eyes*

I haven't tried it in video chat yet, but I bet I can guess what happens... If I hold it landscape, I'm sideways to the other person, if I hold it portrait I look correct to them, but their picture is shown sideways to me.

I'm going to roll my eyes again because I'm going to need the rotational practise soon!

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Oprah Winfrey tweets her love of Surface – from her iPad

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Stop Press: Celebs will say anything for cash.

"a plug from Oprah has been enough to send product sales up more than 600 per cent."

You mean they might actually sell two dozen?!

Seriously though, anyone who thinks Oprah, or the UK version, Stephen Fry, are the Oracle of all things technical (and supremely knowledgeable about devices available for only a few days) really do deserve to be parted from their money.

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Super-thin iMacs WILL be here for Xmas, cram warehouses even NOW

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"cram warehouses even NOW"

You mean they won't run out and give the Graudian lots of "tech" headlines to write?

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Design guru: Windows 8 is 'a monster' and 'a tortured soul'

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Re: So it's a swipe from the left, and then a move to the right...

I'm not hanging about to see if Ballmer's coming onto the stage in fishnets!

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US paper spaceplane disintegrates at 107,000ft

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Accepted engineering practise would be to build in a safety margin.

Given the weight difference between a 4gig and 32gig SD card is negligible, they're a bit daft not to go for the bigger card.... If they were already using the largest card available, increasing the shooting interval would have been a good idea.

And why stop shooting when it reaches altitude? That misses all the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!" shots on the way back down again!

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BBC iPlayer downloads BORKED by Adobe Air update

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Re: Annoyingness ^ N for some large N

Get_iplayer works fine in windows, although I did have to pay with it a little - manually update rtmpdump to get all the shows to download correctly...

I wish rtmpdump would sort out the 32bit arithmetic issue (or just make it unsigned!), then it would cure the max show length issue - that only kicks in at about 3 hours (funny to watch the counter flip over the top and start descending toward zero before going boom!) so not a major issue. I only noticed it when grabbing some Olympic stuff.

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Re: People still ...

As opposed to what? Paying for 20 minutes of adverts per hour for sky, or lowest common denominator "reality" shows with premium rate phone ins on the commercial channels?

Apart from the news, I watch almost 99% of TV shows "off-line" from either iplayer, PVR recordings or torrents when I've forgotten to record something, or the main UK channels stop showing a show after a couple of series and I have to resort to US recordings to keep watching.

Generally the BBC are pretty good, but their handling of the F1 coverage (sharing it with SKY, and only showing 50% of the races, with the rest being high-lights) is just a farce. I gave up on F1 at that point. God help them if they ever screw the MotoGP up like that!

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You mean something like: "Jimmy Savile virus penetrated my tablet due to BBC incompetence!"

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Re: Testing, testing, 1-2

They're probably too busy w*nking over some reskin for their retina ipads/imacs whilst ignoring the non fruit majority and then fobbing them off with half-hearted efforts.

For example, the Android BBC News app doesn't even rotate!

Anyway, back to the subject... get_iplayer does indeed work... Very nicely thank you.

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Apple to settle with Samsung? Korean honcho: 'Fuggedaboutit'

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Re: Of course they won't

Settling does not mean HTC have admitted guilt, they just looked at the bottom line figures (lawyers) and falling profits and realised it wasn't financially viable to fight...

Given the way some of the judgements have gone I don't blame them!

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Mobile phone sales slump bites Nokia

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Re: Wow

Engadget must have been reporting smartphone figures which have Samsung top with Apple second. Nokia are way behind.

These charts are for all phones.

Unfortunately for Nokia, the big profit is to be made in the smartphone arena.

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Sorority girls gone WILD: '1 to 3' casual sex 'hookups' every MONTH

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Re: Should that not have been

Boner-finding

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Apple granted patent for ebook page-turning

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So a patent for producing an animation which copies real life? Hardly an inspired idea is it.

God help the first mouse that learns to speak, Disney are gonna be on them like a ton of bricks!

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Analyst: There are LOADS of iPhone 5s, Apple is keeping them back

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Re: Impressive number

Want one model... Okay... Samsung Galaxy S3

Copy/paste from cnet:

"The latest sales figures from the numbercrunchers at Strategy Analytics show the S3 top at the tills, shifting 18 million phones in the last three months. Meanwhile 16.2 million iPhone 4S blowers changed hands."

I'm making an L shape with my right hand against my forehead... That's for you that is.

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What?

Apple throttling supply to cause hype?

I don't believe it.

I'm convinced that they're just completely shite at managing supply and demand.

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Crafty app lets phones send data by ultrasound with speakers, mics

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Re: Hmmm...

A thought came to mind last night (as they do)...

Surely a faster (and less annoying) way to transfer small chunks of data over a short distance already exists...

QR codes!

Most phones can already read them via the camera, so you just need a generator app on the "source" phone.

Obviously this is one way, no hand shaking or anything like that, but for most uses instances this would be able to send far more data, far more reliably and wouldn't annoy the pets (including children).

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Hmmm...

Nice idea, but 17KHz to 20KHz sounds a bit low to me.

I remember being able to hear above 18KHz when I was in my late teens, early twenties. No idea what it goes to now, but I suspect a fairly large proportion of them there youngsters would find this rather annoying.

Then again, bloody teenagers! Grrrrr!

I do feel sorry for the cats and dogs.

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A bitter spill to swallow, or 'how to smeg up your keyboard'

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Worst...

The worst clean up I had to do was a Thinkpad with Orange juice.

The "offender" had spilt it at home the night before, and left it. By the morning the Orange juice had dried out, and left all the pulp caked onto the keyboard and motherboard.

Luckily Thinkpads are good for spares, so I skipped trying to clean the keyboard and just bought a new one for £30.

The motherboard had to come out and went into a bowl of water and be left to soak to loosen up with bits of orange fibre and sticky goo.

Soapy water and toothbrush followed. Then a rinse, dry and finally all the little contacts and switches were cleaned with contact cleaner.

Amazingly it survived!

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Re: Anyone else..?

I remember accidentally spilling my cornflakes (with milk) over my BBC Micro when I was a wee nipper.

Off came all the keycaps and into the sink they want. The keyboard PCB was then disconnected and cleaned with soapy water under the tap. Finally rinsed from the water butt in the garden (rainwater is soft to avoid lime-scale problems!).

Keycaps got bagged up in a towel and then a "spin dry" over my head.

Unfortunately after a few days there was a funny smell, so the entire motherboard came out. All socketed chips were removed, and then that got the soapy water toothbrush clean and the rinse in the garden.

Result, it stopped smelling funny, and worked.

In fact it still works.

They don't make 'em like that any more.

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Re: Simple solution

I really dislike typing on Apple keyboards. They're too flat, the keys don't have much travel, and they always seem to have a bit of side wobble too. I don't think they feel much different to a Sinclair Spectrum with a hard plastic cap stuck on the top... Oh, hang on, that's a QL keyboard. Yes, that's what they feel like to me.

I can understand the need for a flat, short travel keyboard on a laptop. It keeps the thickness down, and you want a laptop to be <25mm thick (<15mm in Apple-land). But a desktop? Come on! Let's have a nice solid keyboard with a positive Cherry click please!

Plus my cat won't walk on my big clunky keyboard, but happily wanders all over the Mac one, and even sits on it. Makes a mighty fine mess of any document you might be writing if you happen to forget to lock the desktop before going to make a cuppa!

"What on Earth are companies such as Apple thinking? Anyone would think they had deliberately designed their peripherals to be irreparable, forcing you to buy replacements more frequently than was previously necessary. Ho ho, as if."

Yes, as if... Have you ever tried cleaning the bits of lunch and dead skin out of an Apple mighty mouse? The bloody thing is glued shut.

I regularly clean my 5+ year old Logitech mice, and have no problem, the use two screws (shock horror, witchcraft!) but when the Apple rodent died on my other half's Mac I gave up, cursed and bought her a Logitech too. Luckily she hasn't completely succumbed to the church of Apple so I could get away with it. It also means she got a 27" 2560x1400 Dell monitor with a far more useful non-reflective panel for half the price of the Apple equivalent.

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Bird of Prey: 1980s IT on on the small screen

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@EddieD - was Re: Compulsive viewing for me...

Sod the Apple II, check out the acoustic coupler!

Damn I feel old now!

I vaguely remember this series, the more I read of the article, the more it came back to me.

I think I'm going to have to watch it again now.

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LOHAN's cold heart beats beneath silicon breast

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Re: Hmmm...

Nice chip, it looks familiar.

My query was actually that they'd doubled up on the semiconductors, but not on the electromagnetic mechanical part... The part which could freeze solid at those altitudes.

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Hmmm...

So you have two transistors for redundancy switching a single relay?

I'm pretty sure I know which components I would have doubled up for redundancy, and it wouldn't have been the solid-state semiconductors.

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Ten... Apple iPad Mini alternatives

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Re: Nexus 7 1A charging issue???

A good switching PSU should be able to handle 100-240v with ease. Their power must be pretty bad to make providing a couple of amps at 5v a challenge!

Then again, having stayed in Spanish hotels and seen the wiring... Maybe it's not that much of a surprise!

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Re: Nexus 7 1A charging issue???

Would this be a travel charger by any chance?

Whatever it is it was supplying a minute current. The N7 will charge from 500mA (standard USB), but the screen has to be off (that panel takes some juice). The proper charger can supply 4 times this current (2 amps), which will charge the tablet whilst it's being used. Most tablets are like this, the screens just use too much power for the 500mA USB limit.

As soon a USB socket can supply over the 500mA standard, it has to tell the device it is capable of it (otherwise the device would just try to pull too much from the socket and cause the PC's USB controller to shut down the USB port as protection). This is usually done by linking the two data wires together (a charger has no use for these anyway).

If your charger doesn't link them, the tablet won't know if can suck harder.

From what you say it sounds like your charger was even worse than outlined above. It is probably badly regulated and maybe dangerous. A friend has some knock off Chinese Apple-esque chargers which my N7 just ignores. Won't charge at all, although both his and my phones will. I checked one out on my 'scope when it was charging my phone and the quality of the supplied power was horrendous. Smooth was not a word I would use. It looked like a the mad scribblings off a deranged fanboy who queued for three days only to have the stock run out as he reaches the front of the queue.

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Re: Nexus 7 1A charging issue???

I'm not quite sure what the author is on about TBH.

I've charged my N7 off pretty much every micro USB plug I have. 500mA from the PC, 1A from my phone, the supplied 2A (when I can find it). The only place it won't charge is from the USB socket I put in the car, and the reason for that is I haven't done anything with the two data wires. They're just disconnected. For high capacity chargers these wires should be linked together, I just haven't got round to fixing it. It charges my phone, which was the original reason to install it. The N7's battery life is good enough that I don't run it flat (only the misses has managed that from playing too much Angry Birds!).

Apple devices are no different. They want the USB data pins connected just right or they won't charge either.

So Alun, stop using cheap knock off chargers!

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Re: What did 3G do to tablet designers that they hate it so much?

Quality parts?

What have you been drinking? I lose count how many iMac panels I've seen that have done the rainbow stripes of death... And wasn't there a macbook fault a couple of years back with the nvidia chipset?... And white iphone cases going yellow?... And faulty iphone with yellow tinted screen?...

And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head.

My own brother's 4s recently went mad, got really hot, drained the battery within 4 hours. He tried resetting it, still no good. Went to the store and got it swapped (as is your legal right). Two weeks later he's still trying to get all his music and contacts synced properly.

Hardly handed down from Mount Olympus are they.

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Re: Operating system

And the iPad with cellular is also so stupidly expensive that you could buy several of the other devices instead...

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Re: Operating system

Plus the N7 is a nexus, so Google release an update and you receive it direct... A bit like that fruit company you avoided mentioning.

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Microsoft's 32GB Surface RT has 16GB of free storage

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Youch...

Then again, did anyone seriously expect Microsoft to not be bloaty?

Looks like they didn't spend much time trimming things down, and simply recompiled Windows 8 for the tablet architecture. There's probably still complete support for the ISA, AGP, PCI and USB3 in there!

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Naughty-step Apple buries court-ordered apology with JavaScript

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@dotdavid - Re: Contempt yet?

Don't give up hope yet, the El Reg subheading on the original "apology" was actually reported in court last week as an example of how their "apology" was seen by the IT community.

TBH if I had a silly wig I'd have slapped them down with a contempt on the first "mistake". They should have counted themselves very lucky to have escaped that and played their second move with a bit more respect and care. This second "naughty" is not just showing contempt for the court in legal terms, but taking the piss (not a legal term)!

It might have been slightly excusable (or explainable) if the link had ended up off the bottom of a static page on some smaller monitors, but to have it dynamically resize to enlarge the ipad mini to force the link off the bottom even on my 1400 pixel high screen just beggars belief!

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Google stiffs Samsung on price, now wireless charging too

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@Gob smacked - was Re: This is new...

Agreed. There is a world of difference between the old, Nintendo DS style touch screens of old and the Galaxy Note implementation. They use licensed Wacom technology which is not only pressure sensitive, but also proximity sensitive.

If you can't get to a galaxy note, then go play with a Wacom tablet and do some photo retouching in photoshop, it's another world!

(My missus has a wacom tablet on her Mac Pro, and she won't let me "borrow" it for my photo work, I have to go and use it on her fruit flavoured machine instead... I feel unclean afterwards).

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Re: This is new...

One man's fragmentation is another's consumer choice.

A Fandroid decides if he wants his chosen OS on a phone with an SD card or not. He chooses the screen size he wants, if he wants a real keyboard or just a virtual one. FM radio? NFC? Or maybe he fancies a stylus... etc.. etc.

A Fruitdroid just crosses his fingers the great west coast oracle will give him what he was missing with the last model, and when it doesn't he still queues up and buys it.

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UK iPad Mini FRENZY: Queues stretch SEVERAL FEET from till

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Point taken.

Maybe I should rephrase...

"So the mini ends up so underspec'ed and over priced that even rabid fanboys starts to smell the coffee"

Better?

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Re: What about the flagship store

More security than fanboys... That's gotta be embarrassing.

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Re: I for one am waiting...

LMAO!

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Microsoft building its own Phone hardware: Not 'If', but 'When'

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Well that's it for Nokia then...

Overloaded with middle management, infected with the Elop virus, R&D decimated, eggs into one basket, basket shared with others with no preferential treatment given, and now basket maker wants to lay it's own eggs.

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Asus pledges Android 4.2 update for Google Nexus 7

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Don't forget the incognito browsing option ;-)

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Multi-user! W007!

Su-bloody-perb!

£200 tablet with multi-user!

I'd rush right out and buy one if I didn't already have one!

I hope the app devs have been following the rules and guidelines correctly so my Angry birds scores are protected from the missus!

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IIRC, Google announced the N7 would get the 4.1.2.

It's not really an odd thing for Asus to announce, someone probably ask them about it, so they answered.

Doubt it has much, if anything, to do with the iPad mini news (which from what I have seen is "Smaller queues than usual for Apple device"). The N7 already kicks it about with the existing facts and figures. Hardly need multiuser support to do that. Although having said that, getting some Android coverage from El Reg is quite something - This site pretty much slept through the Google announcement last Monday with one single, very short, copy/paste article.

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Re: My Nexus 7

It might have been out for several weeks, but it took its sweet time getting to some of us. It took a week from first reports to reaching my N7 in the UK despite me pressing the check button at least twice a day.

I know seven days is a hell of a lot better than you get for the non-Nexus devices, but it was frustrating not knowing when it was going to be my turn, others in the UK got it within days.

Worth the short wait though. It might not have had many headline features (home screen rotation was about it), but it seems to have fixed the right hand side of touch screen becomes unresponsive issue I had seen (a quick off/on used to clear it, so I was 99% sure if was a software issue).

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Felix Baumgartner sadly turns out to be blinkered FOOL

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You've missed a trick...

With NASA out of the running, the El Reg special projects bureau could be a world leader!

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British judge: Say you're sorry Apple... this time like you MEAN it

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14 days?

So Apple can't edit a simple website page in under 14 days?

Maybe Samsung should think about using that their next laptop ad...

"Why take 14 days to edit your website, the new Intel i7 powered Samsung XYZ can do it in minutes"

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I was expecting a little more in the shape of a contempt of court charge. Maybe they decided to give them one last chance to get it right before hitting them with that.

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The Register's iPhone app gets a makeover

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Given the minimal coverage the Google multi-launch has received here, I suspect you could be right.

They managed to keep the buy-out from The Guardian pretty quiet didn't they!

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Google goes ahead, unveils Nexus 4 and 10

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Huzzah!

At last, El Reg reports on the actual launch which world+dog (including the BBC) has covered all day.

Pity Google don't seem to deserve the 1 article per device/minor feature the apple event received.

How about a mention of Android 4.2's tablet-tastic multiuser support? In my household that is going to be a rather big deal.

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