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AVG slaps Trojan label on core Windows file

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Hmmm...

Given my personal experiences of ZoneAlarm, I don't think that label was entirely incorrect.

@Colin Millar - You can turn it off, it's just not quite so easy to do as 7.5 (which for me means that less numpties will accidentally turn it off!).

Open AVG user interface

Double click (or right click, Open) resident shield

Tick box down the bottom of the panel "Resident shield active"

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Visa trials PIN payment card to fight online fraud

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No change...

Until the card issuers enforce the same kind of authentication across every country on earth, none of this will ever do any good.

Chip and PIN was supposed to stop fraud, but all that happens is the card gets cloned and then either used in the "customer not present" manner, or it gets used in another country where PIN authentication isn't used. These non-PIN countries are alarmingly near, just a quick RyanAir flight (crash landings permitting) away!

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iPhone passcode blocks everything - except phone calls

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@Urs Keller

What do other ("Real") phones do?

Easy, they only let you dial 999,112 or 911 (depending on where you are), and they've been like that for years, ever since someone first came up with the key lock idea, and someone else pointed out that it might be useful for someone else to be able to use your phone to call for help if you're not able to following an accident. Although these days the odds are that the other person will have their own phone. Gives you an idea how long this has been standard for "Real" phones.

So yet again the outside "Ooooh, pretty" laminate of the iPhone has been scratch to reveal a pitiful understanding of what exactly a phone does, and how people use them... Did Apple not think to have a look at another telephone to see if they could learn something before making their attempt? Then they might have given it a flash, more than a 2 megapixel camera, and MMS support too.

Honestly, the "know your customer" department in Apple must consist of an empty room with a mission statement across the wall saying "Don't worry, they'll buy anything with a fruit logo stuck on it".

Paris: Cos even she could come up with a better design draft.

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US admiral wants pain-rayguns for Gulf fleet

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Ummm...

So a good helmet defeats the noise guns, and I suspect a nice metal shield on your arm would defeat the microwave... Sounds like the Yanks should be worried about Vikings.

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Freesat gets Five

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I hadn't even noticed...

I was too busy mourning the lack of Dave and UKTV History.

@drunk.smile

If you think that's good, Humax have just announced their twin tuner Freesat PVR will be available at the end of the month.

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/10/28/humax_freesat_hd_dvr/

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E-voting glitches hamper elections in seven states

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Geeez...

A crease looks like a black arrow used to indicate the choice?!

WTF? Everywhere else on the planet, multiple choice exam papers have been processed for years without a problem... How I hear you ask... well you colour in a box with solid ink... The papers have machine readable calibration marks up the side, and along the top, and amazingly these machines can read multiple choice exam sheets with 50 questions, each with 5 possible answers en mass.

Why on earth can't the 'merkins manage to make a system that can read one mark out of a possible 5 (I assume America has the occasional joke independent like we do in the UK) is beyond me...

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Jezza Clarkson cops flak for 'truckers murder strumpets' gag

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Where...?

Where can I go to complain that these complaining saddos really should get a life?!

This is top gear, not songs of praise... Had they never watched it before?

Sunday's truck driving was a hoot. I watched it with my brother who is a lorryist, and he almost dehydrated laughing at their attempts.

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Debian discord over de-classified developer proposal

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Hmm...

Not sure I understand the politics involved, but anything that gets the views of the non-technical user to the techies can only be good.

Linux will never break into the big time desktop market if common configurations continually require running for the console. Laptop centrino wireless for example. Sure, *I* know this is due to the non-open source drivers, but does a non-techie user really care? They would just like their laptop to work via wifi... In fact *I* would like my laptop to work via wifi... /me mutters about wpa2...

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Ubuntu 8.10 - All Hail new Network Manager

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@Reuben Thomas

You lucky bugger... I tried it the other day, well I tried to try it the other day. On my laptop.

It booted to it's install menu, asked me my language of choice, and then locked solid when I picked my option from the main menu. Check CD, memory check, install... All lock it solid.

Curious as Debian installed perfectly, first attempt.

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Government Gateway login details found in pub car park

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Details sketchy...

...but reading between the lines it looks like whatever was on this storage key were log in details shared between more than one system or person...

Security 101... You don't share log on information between more than one system/user... That way when you *do* loose the info, you can just cancel one account and not have to wipe out the entire system for a weekend.

Then again, hat do you expect from a government project...

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French Senate passes bill to disconnect filesharers

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"Accused"...

The most frightening phrase... "accused of stealing content"...

How about a right of appeal... Oh hang on... The RIAA will be pumping out the automated "accusations" at such a rate, that the ISPs would collapse under the weight of having to perform a real investigation, especially with their track record of accuracy.

I wouldn't be surprised if right to internet access would fall under the human right legislation, so France call break a few more EU rules too.

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Daily Mail punts Georgina Baillie filth

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Hmmmm....

Which just makes the entire storm in a tea cup fuss seem even more of an over-reaction!

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Hitachi UT32MH70 32in LCD TV

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So....

"The addition of the hard-drive tuner box, available free by redeeming a voucher, goes some way to redressing this."

What a pain in the arse way of doing things... You'll have to buy the screen, have it sitting on the floor, send off the voucher, wait two weeks for the tuner box to arrive, then finally be able to mount the thing on the wall and run all the cables.

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Royal Society of Chemistry requests 'Italian Job' ending

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Ummm....

I could see the Royal Society of Physics (if it exists), coming up with this, but would have thought the Royal Society of Chemistry would rather play with with a more chemically interesting metal... It's not like Gold actually does much, or reacts with much.

Now if it was a load of sodium, I could see the Chemists rubbing their rubber gloves together at the idea of playing with that (whilst donning safety goggles).

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E-voting fears run high as election day looms

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Oh come on...

It wouldn't be an American election if the voters actually got the candidate the majority of them voted for!

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Fancy nipping for a quick two-thirds of a pint?

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Honestly...

Do these tw*ts really have nothing better to do?!

How did the meeting going "Right guys, we haven't had our name in print for several months, we need to come up with something to prove that we still exists, get us some column multiple of 25.4mm and generally keep us in a job for the next 12 months".

How about just sort out the pricing so that a half is *HALF* the price of a pint. Then take this to Europe too... The other week I was paying 85p for a large and 76p for a small in Poland. Outrageous!

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Intel badmouths Jesus Phone

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LOL!

I smell fear...

I think Intel has just noticed that mobile devices are coming on fast, and that they don't have a processor anywhere near as useful as the ARM. Look at the Nintendo DS, it's several years old, two screens, touch screen, wifi, and has *two* ARM CPUs all run from a tiny little battery.

Try that with Intel gear and you'll need a pocket full of batteries even for a short train journey.

Intel, stick to what you're good at, big number crunchers, the mobile device is a different ball game, and ARM have been playing on this court for years.

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Taliban extends mobile shutdown order

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Black Helicopters

Well if nothing else...

... you can track them by just waiting for where they order masts turned off... For example in this area for the next 10 days!

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Take a Windows HPC test drive

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54TB?

Is that all?

I hope you've the units wrong!

If not, that's pretty crap! Given that consumer 1TB drives are now less than £100, did IBM really only spend £5k on the storage media?

(Yes I know industrial grade server drives cost more, but I assumed IBM had some buying clout!).

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Hands on with the T-Mobile G1

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Firmware update to do photo zoom?

I assume you're talking about digital zoom then? Which, lets face it, is pointless... You're just cropping the number of pixels down on the phone instead of on photoshop when you get home. The only zoom worth having is optical, and I've yet to see a phone with one, it's a tad tricky to fit into a slim chassis.

On a phone camera you can just hope for the most pixels you can get, and a good flash.

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(Former) gambling site worker cops to ID theft

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A Nigerian...

I'll try to act shocked!

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Today be talk like a pirate day

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@Edward

Aye, I be comin' 'ere to say just that m'self.

I say we make 'em walk the plank on the point of me trusty ol' cutlass.

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Anonymous hacks Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account

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Nothing serious exposed...?

Except maybe..

"Lately I just pray may God's will be done. I am trying to learn patience and listen to God."

So she either listens to a voice in her own head, or the opinion of a man listening to the voice in his head and wearing a dress every Sunday...

Sound pretty bloody worrying to me!

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OMFG, what have you done?

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Fixed width?

I think there is a law somewhere saying that the name of Sir Tim B-L isn't allowed to be displayed on a width dependant web design.

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OiNK BitTorrent admin faces fraud prosecution

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@pat

It's a hard definition to make, even for the technically minded, let alone a judge.

With Bittorrent, once you have one block of the file you are downloading, you will then be an uploader of that block to other people. The more blocks you get, the more of the file you will be uploading to others. You'll be uploading complete blocks to others within a few minute of starting to download something.

Once you have the whole file, you become a seed. The only difference between you as a seed, and you as a peer earlier is a seed has the complete file, so you're uploading only.

Who the original seed was isn't important, to all intents and purposes it could be you. You're now offering the entire file for sharing.

So unless you sit on your PC waiting, and remove it from your bit torrent client the moment it completes, you will become a seed as soon as the download finishes.

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BT's Mayfair exchange downed by burglary

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Fibre?

Who on earth nicks that?

Maybe Virgin are finally going to increase the coverage of their cable network.

Although the incident does give a rough indication of BTs fault detection system. Alarms go off in another building, note left for engineers to investigate in the morning. Night shift go back to sleep again.

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Academic wants to 'free up' English spelling

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Typical (tipecal?)

The continued downfall of civilisation continues.

For years the mathematics exams have been getting easier as the teachers fail to compete for attention with TV and games consoles. It was only a matter of time before some idiot decided to make the language easier.

Can we quickly form an academy Anglais, shoot this idiot, and then dissolve the academy again please.

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I was a government guinea pig, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

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I can help with the obesity...

Stop eating so much!

Nobody needs a 48oz steak, 4 pints of cola etc.

Hell I couldn't eat a 48oz steak even if I wanted to!

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Holiday text messages to cost less than 9p

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@David Webb

I don't think this really has much to do with profit. I would imagine that the income from roamed charges would be a tiny sliver of a percent compared to the home usage profits. Especially as the moment you stay in a country for more than a couple of weeks, the sensible among us go out and buy a pay-as-you-go sim.

Given a text message is limited to 160characters, even the home network price per byte is horrendous!

Personally I save up all my messages and photos home, and then send them out on the next open wifi point I find as emails.

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Intel adds cheap dual-core, quad-core chips

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My head hurts...

I remember the arguments against using cpu speed in the model number, but since it's all gone Ennnn and Qnnnn (where nnnn is a pseudo random number), I've completely lost the plot!

All I know is my two desktops are E6600 and Q6600, so the same core2, running at 2.4Ghz, just one machine has 2 cores, the other 4... Where all these new weird and wonderful models fit in around these old chips is a complete mystery to me!

It used to be that the bigger the number, the better the chip, but that doesn't seem to hold true anymore, especially with the seemingly random L2 cache amounts.

If you're not building machines 24/7, and look away from the CPU models for a month, I challenge anyone to know what the hell is going on!

As for AMD, I lost the plot on those just after the X2 range appeared!

If anyone has a simple way (i.e. fits on one page) of explaining these model numbers I'd be very interested in seeing it.

Paris, cos it makes her head hurt too.

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Google cedes Belgium to Germany

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Oh dear...

If I was a Pole I'd be slightly concerned about Germany's expansion under Czech and Slovak republics, I think they might be going to sneak in from the South this time...

Although I would actually quite enjoy watching a Panzer trying to negotiate the Tatras!

Then again, having sampled Slovakian mountain roads earlier this year, I think a tracked vehicle might actually be for the best!

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Hello, this is Oracle - we're not in right now

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Damn...

I would have much preferred to see a webpage with a DB error on it... That would have been far more amusing.

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Cloned US ATM cards: Can they fool Brit self-service checkouts?

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Pah

Yes APACS, sure this specific kind of crime will be stopped when the USA goes chip and pin, in that both the owner country of the card, and the UK support chip and pin... But you're avoiding the bigger issue.

To perform this kind of fraud you only need to find a retailer in a country that doesn't do chip and pin... and you don't have to go very far either... So take your copied USA or UK card over to Europe and go shopping!

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Asus' own Eee-beater spied on web

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careful...

..about guessing features from LEDs and Ports... The original Eee had an RJ11 and no modem (an oversight that lost them 4 sales that I know of).

You try finding a USB modem that works with Linux!

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Watchdog hits 070 swindlers with big fine

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Why...

...do they have to keep messing up the numbers...

When mobiles first came out in the UK they had 08 numbers, and 0898 was a premium, so confusion reigned.

Then they sorted out the numbers, made 01 and 02 geographic, 07 mobiles and 08 non standard call rate (aka, beware!)

It's no shock that someone having an 07 number to call thinks it's just a mobile.

What idiot regulator allows all the chaos of tidying up the numbers into a logical range, only to let them get f*cked up again within 10 years!

Morons, the lot of them!

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Apple preps patch for 'problematic 3G' iPhone?

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@AppleHaveNoRespectForTheirCustomers

"To add insult to injury he told me there is no way to complain to Apple"

Well in the UK there is. It's called the sale of goods act and includes such lovely terms as...

"Unfit for purpose", aka a phone that doesn't do phone calls.

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Three-alarm fire bakes Apple facility

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So was it....

A Li-Ion battery or an Nvidia chipset?

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Forgot your ID? You must be a terrorist

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Actually...

I like this idea...

Black list forgetful people...

Then black list all those who wait until they are standing in front of the xray machine before removing their belt and shoes, even though it's been obvious to a blind man 30 people back in the queue that taking them off before smooths things out.

Then black list the people who haven't worked out that if you empty all your change, keys, phone etc into your coat pocket whilst queuing, you can just chuck your coat, the shoes and the belt through the machine and then grab them at the other side instead of fumbling about with those little trays.

Oh, and black list those who have stomachs that ooze over the armrests on both side, or at least make them pay for two seats and/or the excess baggage rate!

Then, airline travel might be slightly more bearable.

Not that I'm ever going to fly to the USA, with my common surname I'm bound to get the rubber glove!

Paris, cos she doesn't leave anything concealed about her person.

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Dell thinks young and colorful with business notebook refresh

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@Peter Gathercole

/me types away on his Thinkpad R52 enjoying 1400x1050 of glorious pixels.

I find widescreens are like working whilst looking through a letter box. Give me vertical resolution! If I wanted to waste space on the sides I'd use vista and turn the sidebar on!

I used to have an A30 with the same size screen, there's no going back, using anything less just feels like I'm using a cheap laptop with only 800x600.

It does kind of restrict the choice on new laptops though.

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Maybe...

...the E4200 will be EEE killer for £200.

Nah, okay, I won't be holding my breath!

Would be nice though... 12.1" display, 64Gig flash, core 2 cpu... Hmmmm...

Mines the one with the reality warping field generator accidentally left on in the pocket.

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The IT Crowd goes west

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Just remember...

0118 999 881 999 119 725...

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(For some reason just numerics don't count as a comment on here, so I've had to add thsi waffle... Please feel free to ignore)

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Dell to launch 'Eee PC beater' today

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I was curious so...

I went to the dell website (convinced that the UK site would be several months behind, I decided to hit www.dell.com).

On the front page there are 3 boxes along the bottom, ones says "Headlines"

That looks promising... So I click the picture of the 2 laptops shown at the top of that box...

"The page you requested may no longer exist on Dell.com

* There may be a misspelling in the URL you have entered

* The page or file you are looking for has been moved, retired or is no longer available"

Ahhh... normal dell service has resumed!

The URL for the curious/bored is...

http://www.dell.com/content/topics/global.aspx/corp/pressoffice/en/2008/2008_08_12_rr_000?c=us&l=en&s=corp

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Ohio official sues e-vote vendor for sloppy counting

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Diebold...

I saw a Diebold cash machine in Slovakia earlier this year, I needed some cash, but I decided to wait until I found one who's ability to count wasn't in question.

I know it could have worked in my favour too, but I didn't fancy the long distance calls to my bank in the UK (okay, their call centre in India via the UK number) if it went against me!

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GPS tracking slapped on laptop recovery service

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@S-J White

Thanks for the picture... Now they know what to look for and remove!

I hope that's a double bluff and it looks nothing like it...

How about this for an idea...

Given that world + dog is going flash drive crazy, and you can now buy a flash drive that is the same size/fixing as a 2.5" sata drive (but no real need to use that amount of space), how about GPS embedded inside that housing... It will look just like a laptop hard drive... :-)

Idea (c) me, 8th August 2008. :-p

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@Anonymous Coward

"Yes, it is. I was sitting in my house and got 5 satellites on my N95."

I can't get any sat lock inside my house on my N95...

I all depends how solid your house is... and if it's got a shed load of metal techie things in the attic :-)

As someone else mentioned, the techie savvy way of nicking a laptop will become...

1) Grab laptop

2) Jump on tube train (bye bye GPS)

3) Remove battery

4) Head towards nearest "safe house"

5) Check laptop for GPS device

6) List on ebay

"Safe house" is defined as anywhere a GPS doesn't work, for example any tower block flat with a couple of floors above, or a nice old Victorian house with a basement. Just keep away from the windows - linux only then :o)

I hope the tracking service returns the altitude from the GPS too, otherwise a raid on every floor of Nelson Mandela House, Peckham is going to take quite a while!

Also given the cops track record for prosecuting anyone with a meaningful sentence that might actually deter them (aka not community service for a 27th offence), maybe a slight design fault in the laptop could accidentally release some kind of lethal gas... or maybe a thin film of explosive under the keyboard could actually remove the light fingers they are afflicted with!

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Boris boots Transys off Oyster contract

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Eh?

"The London transport system has changed dramatically over the past ten years."

Really...Can't say I've noticed... It's still overcrowded old tube trains in victorian tunnels.

The only new thing has been the exploding bendy buses!

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Wind farm wound down on air traffic fears

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WTF?

How low are these planes coming in over Reading?

It can't be much of a hazard to planes if they're suggesting going for five windmills instead of six.

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Kiwi cops hunt teenage serial burglar with head of Robbie Coltrane

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@adnim

Maybe it would be okay if the artist impression was of someone else entirely, but just happened to bear an uncanny likeness to the little oik they're seeking... ;-)

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American man too fat for execution

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Who runs the prison kitchens?

MacDonalds?

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Analysts slam iPhone security and battery life

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You have to wonder...

...what planet the Apple mob are from... Sure they have come out with some innovative products in the past, but surely when entering a packed market such as mobile phones, the sensible thing would be to know your enemy. "Acquire" a few of the models from the competition, play with them, pinch ideas, nothing wrong with that.

Yet when the iPhone arrives it looks like all they've done is looked up "mobile phone" in the dictionary. It has a joke of a camera and pitiful sms support, the kind that any other mobile grabbed from the landfill could easily beat. Up until now I didn't know it lacked a clipboard, something I've enjoyed on Symbian handsets since the Nokia 6600 which dates back to when you could fill your car with fuel without extending the overdraft!

Apple, stop pandering to the fanboiz, who'd buy a turd with a fruit stamped on it, and do a little market research. You have a nice looking phone, it has a nice interface, but how about backing that up with a little bit of technical ability and get it to do the basics that world+dog has been doing for years.

Mines the flameproof one.

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