Damn lucky on two fronts...
1) The phone stopped the bullet.
2) Lucky the battery (look how deformed it is) didn't catch fire!
2400 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
Damn lucky on two fronts...
1) The phone stopped the bullet.
2) Lucky the battery (look how deformed it is) didn't catch fire!
Yup, perfect opportunity for the loudest water taxi service you can think of, running every 15 minutes.
I believe Sir Christopher Cockerell came up with just the machine for this...
Or maybe Top Gear's spin on it might be even better...
You say that, but I did actually see a 5S on the tube on Sunday... It was gold!
It looked pretty horrible TBH!
Shhhhh! Keep quiet!
The whole tech industry relies on you not mentioning the king is naked!
After finally finding the correct youtube link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yvTIbN9awI , all those videos tell me is how terrible the quality of CCTV is.
You can't even read the registration plate letters which are 3 inches tall!
"The word will get round if you kit is s**t."
Unfortunately it'll only get round tech circles.
The cheap kit will still be available, and bought by the most vulnerable (shoppers at PC world).
The more tech savvy would have rendered themselves immediately immune by turning off WPS as a matter of course.
47 minutes, I salute you sir...
A couple of techie friends and I have a running competition, and you've just come out of nowhere an gone into the lead.
I partially blame myself for this as I don't seem to get any calls any more... Possibly down to TPS registration, but more likely due to how I ended my 32 minute call... With manic laughter and abuse.
Pity really... Since then I set up the world's most borked virtual XP machine ready for them to remotely access (this was the stage we had reached in my 32 minute call), but they never call :-(
Good grief don't let the Americans loose with the warning labels.
They're already reminded of the bleedin' obvious with the old "objects in the rear view mirror..." printing.
Can you imagine if they label every hazard?
Every door opening "Danger, do not shut fingers in door".
Every window "Do not lick glass when cold"
Every air vent "Do not stick fingers in air vents"
Rear seats could be woven with "Do not look at these whilst you are driving" in the cloth.
Then again, maybe all children should be labelled "These may distract you from driving. Remember to always gag and immobilise".
I had to take the moggy to see the vet the other day... Whilst she was having her temperature checked in a most undignified way, I looked the other way...
Toward the LCD screen on the desk... Hmmm, looks old... Closer look at start menu icon...
Windows 98 at best (could have been 95).
XP is still a dream to some!
They are trying to sort out their finances...
What better way than to line up one of the most profitable companies in the world for failure to comply?!
It's not evasion, it's avoidance.
The latter is completely legal, and lets face it, what we would all do given half the chance.
All they've done is followed the rules HM Gov set out. They've just got a good accountant. You wouldn't seriously expect them to ignore the good accountant and get a shit one that makes them pay more than they legally have to would you?
I'm sure there is some far more criminal tax dodging going on by members of the house.
Just performed my standard test on the just updated office iPad...
Maps still terrible.
If you don't believe me, go and find Reigate, Surrey, UK.
Think you have? Nope, that's Redhill...
"lack overseas islands to house forward surveillance stations"...
They could always try to set up an empire in Panama...
He's probably holding up some house sale... But at least those concerned now know where to find him, which is a step of from searching all the local golf courses.
Is there an option to have a remote power source for the GoPro 3? So you could keep those batteries nice and warm (or at least not frozen) with the rest of the electronics?
It would be nice if Mr Thumbs down actually expanded on his displeasure and explained how they do track said rover without a GPS system, network of cell towers, road signs... Or does the robot arm also contain a sextant?
Actually that does raise a question...
We're all very familiar with track maps like that here on earth, but that's because we can always tell where we are thanks to the orbiting satellites... But they're orbiting Earth, not Mars, so not much use there.
So how do they track the location of the Rover? I can only assume by dead reckoning, not exactly a million miles from a Logo turtle with left 45 forward 100... And we all know how quickly that become inaccurate!
The lack of feel would be my major gripe.
Just try the Microsoft tablet folio keyboard on their tablet to see just how horrible a flat, dead keyboard can be!
Rolling diameter would be useful to know, plus its ability to withstand swatting flies.
1 - Stephen Elop will return to Microsoft to....
Like he ever left!
Somewhere, I'm sure I made a post predicting this exact outcome, I may have even made a date prediction, I'll have to check to see if I can become a high paid business analyst.
The whole tethering issue gets my back up.
If I have a contract with X Gig of data, what difference does it make how I consume it?
I thank Apple for this... I tethered mobile phones for years, by serial, IR etc, nobody says a thing... Then the iPhone comes along and has tethering as a paid for option... It's been downhill from there!
A rather eclectic selection of countries. I was expecting to see the usual favourite destination for UK travellers of France, Spain etc...
But thinking about it for a second I realise what they've done here is grab a good headline, but without too much risk of people using the service too much!
Wooo, big swings of reaction there! To those with a sense of humour which hasn't been gelded from prolonged expose to political correctness, glad to be of service...
To the others....
Are there any ladies here?
No...No.. *cough* NOOOO NOOOO
This explains why he blabbed so much!
This is reminding me of the Kent Photographer who was held under terror laws for taking pictures of a fish and chip shop in Chatham.
They love their catch-all powers don't they.
I think it might be you... I've never had a problem on the three phones I've tried it with, but then those 3 phones were all Android, and Android is rather noticeable by its absence in your list.
"That by Manning's own admission he said and acted out in a manner which caused them to extend his time on a suicide watch?"
I think you'll find that people will sign and confess to all sorts of things if you prevent them from getting some proper sleep for several months on end. It's a well known brainwashing and torture technique.
There are many other ways of preventing a prisoner from committing suicide which don't involve waking him ever 30 minutes. In fact if he had found a way to commit suicide, what use is checking every 30 minutes anyway? if he had found a means to end it all, it would be well and truly over in a few minutes.
The US continues it "fight on terror" (tm) by continuing to abuse the rights of a prisoner and disregarding the Geneva convention whenever it feels like it.
Curious the US signed both Protocol I relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts and Protocol II relating to the Protection of Victims of Non-International Armed Conflicts in 1977, but have failed to ratify either in the 30+ year since...
And there are some absolute gems in there which the US has failed to agree to be bound by...
Articles 51 and 54 outlaw indiscriminate attacks on civilian populations, and destruction of food, water, and other materials needed for survival. Indiscriminate attacks include directly attacking civilian (non-military) targets, but also using technology such as biological weapons, nuclear weapons and land mines, whose scope of destruction cannot be limited. A total war that does not distinguish between civilian and military targets is considered a war crime.
Articles 56 and 53 outlaw attacks on dams, dikes, nuclear generating stations, and places of worship. The first three are "works and installations containing dangerous forces" and may be attacked but only in ways that do not threaten to release the dangerous forces (i.e., it is permissible to attempt to capture them but not to try to destroy them).
Articles 76 and 77, 15 and 79 provide special protections for women, children, and civilian medical personnel, and provide measures of protection for journalists.
Articles 43 and 44 clarify the military status of members of guerrilla forces. Combatant and prisoner of war status is granted to members of dissident forces when under the command of a central authority. Such combatants cannot conceal their allegiance; they must be recognizable as combatants while preparing for or during an attack.
Article 35 bans weapons that "cause superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering," as well as means of warfare that "cause widespread, long-term, and severe damage to the natural environment."
Article 85 states that it is a war crime to use one of the protective emblems recognized by the Geneva Conventions to deceive the opposing forces (perfidy).
What a nice country.
They're not alone though... Iran hasn't ratified it either.
Remakes of 80s shows are nearly always dire.
US remakes of popular UK shows always are dir.
That's dire ^2
The daft thing is there are actually some good original US TV series... They could do worse than resurrect Push Daisies which got chopped before its time thanks to the writers strike, maybe Ned could touch Windows RT?
Ah yes, whereas BB contestants have to actually fail a psychiatrists check up to ensure that as the series goes on they become more and more deranged.
Unfortunately after using all that professional skill to find these freaks, they release them back into the general population at the end! Please can't we shoot them as another planet? (landing parachutes optional).
I'm sure we could get most of the ex UK big brother candidates to sign up for a colony on the Sun.
I'm sure you mean "content-free"
I work with guys who do that in Delphi blocks...
If condition then begin
Really annoys me.
if condition then
Is far nicer. Sure they save a line, but they complain if I use
if condition then single_stuff;
So they can't claim space saving!
Is there any kind of Markdown or formatting we can use in these comments, code just gets split into paragraphs!
Why write a text guide for humans to read, why not write a python script that will format the source to their standard?
I had to do this for my A-level computer science project... My tutor complained my code didn't have enough white-space. To my mind it had the perfect amount of white-space, just enough for the BBC Micro interpreter to identify token keywords from variable names.
So I wrote a program which took my code and converted it to code with more spaces.
Tutor was impressed, and asked why I hadn't written it like that before... So I loaded up the new space filled program and typed "RUN"...
"Out of memory" came the reply... :-D
Don't forget, I'm sure the 240GB will be "decimal" 1000bytes to the K, 1000K to the M, 1000M to the G too...
So by the time that's factored in the true storage to the IT geek mind is 1.75TB.
But that's not such a good headline grabber is it!
What they get is TV, Radio and www coverage.
It seems that in this day and age, the old adage of "Ignore them and they'll go away" has been completely forgotten.
Trolls and their kin exist purely from attention, so stop giving it to them then, and get back to investigating and reporting on corrupt politicians, because they certainly don't like that kind of attention.
You might want to proof read before hitting submit... ;-)
And that will stop the US patent office from issuing a new patent how exactly?!
I wonder which shade of yellow it will go when it gets hot?
I thought the Nuremberg trials said that "Just following orders" was no defence for war crimes... So it should follow that reporting war crimes can't be a crime.
Disgusting, but unfortunately normal, service from the US legal system.
Who knows, but as you can buy a RPi for £25 and install XMBC, why would you?
"Plod probe death threat tweets to MP - but WHO will rid us of terrible trolls?"
I'm more interested in who will rid us of these terrible MPs!
Re the PRISM filter where they say "it's okay, we're not watching Americans", it immediately makes me think, so you leave that to GCHQ to do, and then they share the data.
I'm amazed HMGov didn't try the same con whilst acquiring the data they didn't collect from the Americans.
They're all a bunch of two faced liars, the lot of them.
Semtex, AK47, arms shipment, assassination.... Chew on that.
GCHQ operated within the law, so everything is ok.
Google obeyed the tax laws, but gets dragged in for questioning because they were "morally" naughty.
So which one is it HMGov? Letter of the law, or spirit of the law?
"Similarly, if space is not a serious constraint, then every camera would use optical zoom."
I would hope not!
Even the most expensive optical zoom cannot compete with the image quality and "speed" of a prime lens.
All that extra glass required for the zoom absorbs precious light and introduces distortion as the different light wavelengths (colours) are bent by slightly varying degrees. In fact quite a few elements in top end zoom lenses are there purely to try to correct this chromatic aberration.
It was the first to make me truly dizzy and lost within the space of 5 corners!
Interesting until the killer spec missing from the front page:
"512MB of Ram"
That would be lucky to get acceptable performance out of Gingerbread, but Jellybean?
So very close to a useful phone to recommend, let down for the sake of another RAM chip. Stupid corner cutting fail.
Manufacturer's customisations are a pain in the butt.
Network customisations are even worse!
I gave up with network customised phones many years ago. I was using Nokias at the time. The UK networks never updated their custom firmware. Eventually I unlocked, reflashed the model number to generic Euro and got back on Nokia's direct update train which turned the Orange supplied N95 dog into a very useful smartphone. I still use it as my backup (3 days+ battery life is good for things like that!).
After Nokia completely lost the plot I jumped to Android. They're all unlocked. The instant HTC failed to pass on an update for my old Desire Z it was unlocked, rooted and jumped to Cyanogenmod which had the security update rolled into its build within a week.
These days it's Nexus devices all the way.
It's swings an roundabouts. If you want a phone which you have no control over, and you can endure the shortcomings, then you can buy an iPhone and you'll be pretty much safe (just don't plug in that USB cable eh?).
If you want more choices than you can shake a stick at, then go Android, but you'll probably want to install an good AV app.
Want to have the latest updates first, get a Nexus, or vanilla version S4 etc.
Oh, almost forgot, want a novelty phone with squares all over the screen, go windows.
If you want to cut down on echos you need surfaces that don't reflect (d'uh) or if you can't avoid some reflecting surfaces, stop them reflecting continually by making them a bit "pissed", that's UK pissed, not US pissed (you can try US pissed, but in my experience, casting aspersions on the marital status of the divider's parents is usually unsuccessful).
Anyway, sound bounces about like a ball (minus gravity), so making the place a bit wonky will bounce the sound off into one corner where it can die).
It's also a good way to drive arty-farty creative designer type from the building, they'll hate all the non 90 degree angles.
Add a few soft furnishings (mediaeval banqueting hall wall hangings style) and you should be good to go.
Alternatively put half a dozen cloth bags over the noisy Scot.
And print it in badly kerned comic, just to make their arty-farty eyes bleed as a punishment.
You don't actually need two of them, in fact that would hurt the transfer of magnetic flux, you want a common core with multiple windings.
Which this new pro will rapidly resemble as soon as it's got a few lightning cables tied round it!