The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.
Not sure that's English English, American hackers perhaps?! :o)
2597 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
Not sure that's English English, American hackers perhaps?! :o)
More shocking is that Linus has a car without GPS!
What ancient wreck is he driving about in? I thought pretty much every car had sat nav these days?!
Once you have your iPad with its micro SIMM you won't be able to use another mobile device, even if your iPad goes wrong, your SIMM won't fit any of your other phones!
Quick, someone invent an adapter! Although it's my idea and you'll need to licence it.
Just as long as they manage to fix the ever growing URL bug that seems to curse me the moment I try to tag a photograph and requires a manual cropping in the address bar to get things back to a vaguely normal point.
Although I really don't like Apple and their control freak nature (or own any of their products), I feel forcing the arty farty web designers (usually Apple customers) to actually write some HTML instead of just throwing the entire "presentation" into a high bandwidth Flash based website is actually a good thing!
Long live St Jobs and his dislike of all thing Flashy!
For anyone who missed it, check out Charlie Brooker's "opinion" :-)
Actually he wasn't. In the 1930s Hitler enjoyed and promoted "English" country "sports" such as fox hunting and game shooting and was partial to stuffed pigeon.
Still remember borrowing a driving licence (no picture on them back then) and using it to get into my first nightclub. Got the 3rd degree from the doorman, "date of birth?", "when did you pass your test?" and the old favourite "What star sign are you?"
I managed to remember it all, but must admit I was crapping myself!
After all that the night club was shite, no idea what age group it was supposed to impress, but it didn't work on a sub 18 me!
Let's hope this gets past the thought police and released!
Do you often find invasive security checks that stimulating?
If so I'm sure you could request the full body cavity search.
At some of the small airports like Grenoble the luggage x-ray is right behind the check-in desk and if they see something amusing they call their mates over and put the bag through again. So now when I'm flying from there I try to arrange any cables I have in my luggage into a smiley face.
So I was wondering if I cut out letters of aluminium (aluminum) foil and stick them to my body, can I write messages for them?
"The guy behind me looks shifty"
"These are not the droid you are looking for"
Power assisted steering is incredibly heavy on modern cars with their low profile tyres if the assistance stops. Now imagine you are fleeing from the feds at speed down a bendy road when they hit you with the zapper.
Having an automatic gearbox (like most Americans) you have little engine braking, so think you'll bail out and run once you're out of view round the next corner. You hit the bend expecting the steering to be nice and light, and it isn't, you don't have time to grab the wheel with both hands at 6 o'clock and start manually heaving it round before the car/tree interaction occurs. Sure it still works, but even if you were expecting the new super heavy weight you can't spin it from lock to lock in anywhere near the couple of seconds you could when it was assisted.
The last thing we need is the population starting to think uk.gov has a single clue about IT.
I'm 6 foot and 33" inside leg, and I can handle a Fly n scare trip okay.
Odd they didn't mention you can just go download IE8 for free and stick it on your XP machine.
The idea of Wayne Rooney dragging his knuckles across the keyboard is just too funny for words!
Not at all, please don't try to tar me with any bigot brush, it won't stick.
Did the lorry drivers in Yorkshire complain when they were getting regularly stopped during the hunt for the Yorkshire ripper, because the profile suggested he was a lorry driver? Did they scream that no lorry drivers were being stopped in Kent? Did they demand bus drivers be stopped too? No, they understood the logic and the need to find him.
If an Englishman is suspected of a crime when I am on abroad, and the cops decide to question me, will I scream that no French people are being picked up? No, don't be stupid, I'd understand the logic.
Would I expect the local cops to waste their time picking up Germans, French, Poles and Spaniards just to make me feel better? No, I'd rather they found the person they were looking for.
Sod the PC crap, can we please use our brains. I'm sorry but our current terrorist threat comes from religious extremists who are generally non-white.
Back when the IRA were attacking the UK mainland, people with Irish names or Irish car registrations would be stopped more frequently. This was common sense, but these day we can't use the same sense as those determined to blow us up just happen to be from a different ethnic group.
If this PC crap continues to hamper and restrict investigations it won't be long before black women are being asked for DNA to assist in the investigation of a rape where the suspect was described as a white male, purely because focusing on white males would be profiling...
You never know, it's not like there would be much point in her singing for Scotland is there...
Mines the one with earplugs in the pocket
Except I have to point out one thing... As you say "Technology moves on"...
CRT Phosphors Granddad!!!
And even better than M$ has ever managed, it really is English, not American!
No mention of a flash on the damn camera then?
I wonder if Facebook could implement an automatic block of "Uploaded via facebook mobile for iphone" notifications instead, I'm fed up with my "friends" continually uploading silhouettes of people!
Please, please add a flash, even a little LED flash would do. The fact it has gone on without one for some long is just a joke.
Policing and Security Minister David Hanson MP said: ”Stop and search under section 44 of the Terrorism Act 2000 is an important tool in a package of measures in the ongoing fight against terrorism."
Oh really... Would he like to back this up by telling us the total number of terrorists that have been found by completely random stop and searches... Let me take a wild guess at how many... A big round zero.
Very important then...
Cameras... Don't forget the evil insidious photographers out there that must be stopped!
I received one of the Barclaycards with the Oyster built in last year.
For a couple of minutes I was actually quite impressed by the level of integration (and data mining potential) they had achieved.
Then after reading between the lines of the enclosed spin, I realised that it was no more integrated than me gluing my existing Oyster card to the back of an old credit card. I still had to go to the Oyster site and set up the auto top up by entering my credit card number.
So went happily back to using my same old Oyster (never registered, always topped up with cash). I don't mind them collecting anonymous travel data, I'm just prefer to make sure it is anonymous.
The French are well known for looking after their own industry, so implementing a ban on products produced outside of the country is normal. They did exactly the same with the SECAM TV system. Everyone else went for PAL or NTSC. The Eastern block countries got SECAM because it would prevent the Poles et al from accidentally picking up the news from Germany and other bad Western countries.
Any time now they'll be a new law along...
Possessing Extreme porn offensive to deaf people.
Paris, no explanation required.
Does this mean the banana will now become the El Reg unit of measurement for drugs?
I'd just be happy with a signal in my house.
It used to be fine.
Then about a year ago it got worse... A month or two later I got a text message telling me that they had performed some modifications to my local cell and I should notice an improvement in the signal.
It's been the same crap level ever since.
I can move the phone 2 inches on the table and it will go from 2 bars to nothing. Earlier today as I picked it up it had 4, I looked in disbelief, and then they all vanished.
Oh, and I'm talking old 2G signal here, let's not even go near the 3G signal level!
That's correct. Isn't that what he said?
year divisible by 4 = leap year
Unless it's divisible by 100 = not leap year
Unless it's divisible by 400 = leap year.
So they split up on the 22nd, so how comes she has the presents he bought for her?
Sounds a bit odd to me too...
Plus technically if he bought them, and never gave them to her, then they are not hers to sell... Aka theft.
I love how Apple's glove has to solve a problem that they have created. Resistive touch screens work fine when you touch them with anything, only capacitive ones, like the ones used in the iPhone, object to being touched by non conducting objects and require a glove with holes cut in it!
I know 3 people with iPhones... One is a complete fanboy, so of course he wouldn't tell me if he ever had a problem, but I did laugh when he dropped it and cracked the screen.
The other two are girls who just bought it because it was the "in thing", neither of them are technical. One constantly complains about it freaking out and doing weird shit (in her words she hates it) and the other seems to have an iPhone (or maybe O2) induced text message delay. I've sat there next to her this week, both with a good signal and sent messages between my Nokia and her iPhone. Sometimes they arrive instantly, other times they take a few minutes. In one case a message took 2 hours, and sometimes they've just gone missing. Messages from her to me turn up pretty much as you'd expect, within a few seconds.
Now I don't know if this in a problem with the Orange/O2 interconnect or whatever, but until I proved this to her in person (and showed her my sent history) she thought I'd been ignoring her!
The iPhone is bad for your social life!
Sure the iPhone has a great interface, but I still don't trust the technical bit underneath it all. The half hearted attempt they made of implementing the SMS functionality in version 1 is enough to make me worry.
Are they gonna put a damn flash on it this time, or are we doomed to spend the rest of our lives looking at mobile upload pictures in facebook with really badly lit faces?
If I were him I'd keep well away from Stockwell tube station!
What idiot doesn't encrypt military signals... Oh, hang on, you answered that.
I'm unsure how useful being able to view the feed is. Oh so you can see if the drone is coming for you without having to look up at the sky, big deal. If it's heading for you you're f*cked. If you run it just draws attention to you and you're f*cked.
Having a collection of recording from previous missions just sounds like a macabre youtube... Link?
I'd rather have a repeat of Quincy or Kojak than watch yet another premium rate phoneline financed quiz/bingo/roulette program. Channel 5 barely gets past midnight before it hangs up any pretence of making real content.
Do we have to debunk your figures yet again?
Honestly I trust HM Govts usage of statistics more than El Reg at the moment!
Well no wonder she got over excited!
You mean like sugar or salt then?
I've never heard mutex described with the uses of toilet cubicals before, but I shall be using that simile in future! great stuff...
Sounds like a capacity problem... If all your nodes are running at 90%+ a failure of any node will overload the others and cause trouble, so it's hardly a well designed redundancy system is it.
...but I bet the tracks are the album filler kinda tripe.
I believe the movie length limit isn't imposed by the memory card but by the sensor.
All sensors warm up during use, and the longer it is active the warmer it will get, this will eventually start to introduce noise into the image.
There is good chance all your old Nikon lenses will work just fine on a new digital body.
Unfortunately the Canons are still lacking on the still features. 19 AF point? Is that the best you can do? I can't see that managing the 3D focus tracking like the D300, which really has to be tried!
And last time I used a Canon the spot metering remained in the middle even when the focus point was moved. Can you say D'oh?!
So don't be a friend whore, or if you must accept every friend request, learn how to use the different privacy levels and group features.
Personally I keep my friend list down to about 100 people tops, and regularly have a cull of the pointless, inactive or annoying ones, this can even include relatives.
Oh, and it does help having a common name too.
Privacy theory sponsored by wood for the trees research :-)
Nobody bothers to turns the anti-competition laws against the oil companies who meet together to fix prices in something called "OPEC".
This man doesn't need prison, he needs sectioning!