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Nature has already invented this...
...it's called the cockroach... However you can still deal with them in a non-damage inflicting way, with a sheet of industrial fly-paper.
I for one look forward to glueing robot overlords!
I love American law...
Look at that fine... There was no mention of lost sales, or how many people (if any) downloaded it, yet they manage to justify a level of fine which, lets face it, will have most people filing for bankruptcy! I'm sure the legal fees are even larger.
How does one go about getting one of these contracts? Whenever I quote for a job, assuming the requirements don't change, the price doesn't either.
If I tried to double the price I'd be had up for breach of contract!
Can you imagine the fuss if a plumber or electrician did this kind of thing halfway through redoing the house?
Given that we're talking about an Italian Politician here, surely corruption would be more up his street?
I love the way they count tobacco use in their basic guide!
As smoking tobacco is a far more recent arrival than any of God's books (well apart from some more recent fruit loop ones), who gets to decide it's a sin?
I don't know if it's the IBM Access connection on my R52 ThinkPad, but when I installed it just now it blue screened XP Pro.
After it rebooted none of my network connections worked, cabled or WiFi... Even worse PSI wasn't even showing on the add/remove programs list. Luckily, just I was considering a manual through the registry removal (eeek), I spotted it had an uninstall exe in the program directory (no shortcut on start menu).
I removed it, and after a reboot, my networks came back.
I don't think I'll be trying it again in a hurry!
If I'm not mistaken, that "patent" for want of a better work to describe most of what fills the US patent office, covers pretty much anything with a database behind it!
I'm sure if MS had actually got their DB based file system sorted out for Vista like they said they were going to initially, they would fall fowl to this vague "patent".
Now that is a fight I would have liked to see... Munch, swallow... BUUUURP!
The way the TV news is playing this, you'd think that half the met were members.
From my quick look through the list, searching for the word "police", I found only one who might possibly still serving. The remaining ones, which I believe number under 20, are all retired or ex-police.
As for teachers, well they are entitled to their own private beliefs, just as long as they can perform their teaching roles fairly (if they couldn't then surely all the gov league tables and nanny state measurements would have found them by now).
So once again the news is over-hyped.
and completely over the top "solution".
Dependant on some many things, mobile phones supporting the technology for one.
They would be far better off just implementing their current system a little better. Having the gate and check-in systems linked for a start!
Careful where you leave it...
There are enough places in the UK where you can't guaranty your wheels will still be on your car after being away from it for 5 minutes, can you imagine the field day the little oiks would have with that moped?! Hell, they'd just pick it up and walk off with it!
...the enemy don't decide to attack on a foggy day...
Given my personal experiences of ZoneAlarm, I don't think that label was entirely incorrect.
@Colin Millar - You can turn it off, it's just not quite so easy to do as 7.5 (which for me means that less numpties will accidentally turn it off!).
Open AVG user interface
Double click (or right click, Open) resident shield
Tick box down the bottom of the panel "Resident shield active"
Until the card issuers enforce the same kind of authentication across every country on earth, none of this will ever do any good.
Chip and PIN was supposed to stop fraud, but all that happens is the card gets cloned and then either used in the "customer not present" manner, or it gets used in another country where PIN authentication isn't used. These non-PIN countries are alarmingly near, just a quick RyanAir flight (crash landings permitting) away!
What do other ("Real") phones do?
Easy, they only let you dial 999,112 or 911 (depending on where you are), and they've been like that for years, ever since someone first came up with the key lock idea, and someone else pointed out that it might be useful for someone else to be able to use your phone to call for help if you're not able to following an accident. Although these days the odds are that the other person will have their own phone. Gives you an idea how long this has been standard for "Real" phones.
So yet again the outside "Ooooh, pretty" laminate of the iPhone has been scratch to reveal a pitiful understanding of what exactly a phone does, and how people use them... Did Apple not think to have a look at another telephone to see if they could learn something before making their attempt? Then they might have given it a flash, more than a 2 megapixel camera, and MMS support too.
Honestly, the "know your customer" department in Apple must consist of an empty room with a mission statement across the wall saying "Don't worry, they'll buy anything with a fruit logo stuck on it".
Paris: Cos even she could come up with a better design draft.
I hadn't even noticed...
I was too busy mourning the lack of Dave and UKTV History.
If you think that's good, Humax have just announced their twin tuner Freesat PVR will be available at the end of the month.
A crease looks like a black arrow used to indicate the choice?!
WTF? Everywhere else on the planet, multiple choice exam papers have been processed for years without a problem... How I hear you ask... well you colour in a box with solid ink... The papers have machine readable calibration marks up the side, and along the top, and amazingly these machines can read multiple choice exam sheets with 50 questions, each with 5 possible answers en mass.
Why on earth can't the 'merkins manage to make a system that can read one mark out of a possible 5 (I assume America has the occasional joke independent like we do in the UK) is beyond me...
Where can I go to complain that these complaining saddos really should get a life?!
This is top gear, not songs of praise... Had they never watched it before?
Sunday's truck driving was a hoot. I watched it with my brother who is a lorryist, and he almost dehydrated laughing at their attempts.
Not sure I understand the politics involved, but anything that gets the views of the non-technical user to the techies can only be good.
Linux will never break into the big time desktop market if common configurations continually require running for the console. Laptop centrino wireless for example. Sure, *I* know this is due to the non-open source drivers, but does a non-techie user really care? They would just like their laptop to work via wifi... In fact *I* would like my laptop to work via wifi... /me mutters about wpa2...
You lucky bugger... I tried it the other day, well I tried to try it the other day. On my laptop.
It booted to it's install menu, asked me my language of choice, and then locked solid when I picked my option from the main menu. Check CD, memory check, install... All lock it solid.
Curious as Debian installed perfectly, first attempt.
...but reading between the lines it looks like whatever was on this storage key were log in details shared between more than one system or person...
Security 101... You don't share log on information between more than one system/user... That way when you *do* loose the info, you can just cancel one account and not have to wipe out the entire system for a weekend.
Then again, hat do you expect from a government project...
The most frightening phrase... "accused of stealing content"...
How about a right of appeal... Oh hang on... The RIAA will be pumping out the automated "accusations" at such a rate, that the ISPs would collapse under the weight of having to perform a real investigation, especially with their track record of accuracy.
I wouldn't be surprised if right to internet access would fall under the human right legislation, so France call break a few more EU rules too.
"The addition of the hard-drive tuner box, available free by redeeming a voucher, goes some way to redressing this."
What a pain in the arse way of doing things... You'll have to buy the screen, have it sitting on the floor, send off the voucher, wait two weeks for the tuner box to arrive, then finally be able to mount the thing on the wall and run all the cables.
I could see the Royal Society of Physics (if it exists), coming up with this, but would have thought the Royal Society of Chemistry would rather play with with a more chemically interesting metal... It's not like Gold actually does much, or reacts with much.
Now if it was a load of sodium, I could see the Chemists rubbing their rubber gloves together at the idea of playing with that (whilst donning safety goggles).
Do these tw*ts really have nothing better to do?!
How did the meeting going "Right guys, we haven't had our name in print for several months, we need to come up with something to prove that we still exists, get us some column multiple of 25.4mm and generally keep us in a job for the next 12 months".
How about just sort out the pricing so that a half is *HALF* the price of a pint. Then take this to Europe too... The other week I was paying 85p for a large and 76p for a small in Poland. Outrageous!
I smell fear...
I think Intel has just noticed that mobile devices are coming on fast, and that they don't have a processor anywhere near as useful as the ARM. Look at the Nintendo DS, it's several years old, two screens, touch screen, wifi, and has *two* ARM CPUs all run from a tiny little battery.
Try that with Intel gear and you'll need a pocket full of batteries even for a short train journey.
Intel, stick to what you're good at, big number crunchers, the mobile device is a different ball game, and ARM have been playing on this court for years.
Is that all?
I hope you've the units wrong!
If not, that's pretty crap! Given that consumer 1TB drives are now less than £100, did IBM really only spend £5k on the storage media?
(Yes I know industrial grade server drives cost more, but I assumed IBM had some buying clout!).
Firmware update to do photo zoom?
I assume you're talking about digital zoom then? Which, lets face it, is pointless... You're just cropping the number of pixels down on the phone instead of on photoshop when you get home. The only zoom worth having is optical, and I've yet to see a phone with one, it's a tad tricky to fit into a slim chassis.
On a phone camera you can just hope for the most pixels you can get, and a good flash.
Nothing serious exposed...?
"Lately I just pray may God's will be done. I am trying to learn patience and listen to God."
So she either listens to a voice in her own head, or the opinion of a man listening to the voice in his head and wearing a dress every Sunday...
Sound pretty bloody worrying to me!
It's a hard definition to make, even for the technically minded, let alone a judge.
With Bittorrent, once you have one block of the file you are downloading, you will then be an uploader of that block to other people. The more blocks you get, the more of the file you will be uploading to others. You'll be uploading complete blocks to others within a few minute of starting to download something.
Once you have the whole file, you become a seed. The only difference between you as a seed, and you as a peer earlier is a seed has the complete file, so you're uploading only.
Who the original seed was isn't important, to all intents and purposes it could be you. You're now offering the entire file for sharing.
So unless you sit on your PC waiting, and remove it from your bit torrent client the moment it completes, you will become a seed as soon as the download finishes.
Who on earth nicks that?
Maybe Virgin are finally going to increase the coverage of their cable network.
Although the incident does give a rough indication of BTs fault detection system. Alarms go off in another building, note left for engineers to investigate in the morning. Night shift go back to sleep again.
The continued downfall of civilisation continues.
For years the mathematics exams have been getting easier as the teachers fail to compete for attention with TV and games consoles. It was only a matter of time before some idiot decided to make the language easier.
Can we quickly form an academy Anglais, shoot this idiot, and then dissolve the academy again please.
I can help with the obesity...
Stop eating so much!
Nobody needs a 48oz steak, 4 pints of cola etc.
Hell I couldn't eat a 48oz steak even if I wanted to!
I don't think this really has much to do with profit. I would imagine that the income from roamed charges would be a tiny sliver of a percent compared to the home usage profits. Especially as the moment you stay in a country for more than a couple of weeks, the sensible among us go out and buy a pay-as-you-go sim.
Given a text message is limited to 160characters, even the home network price per byte is horrendous!
Personally I save up all my messages and photos home, and then send them out on the next open wifi point I find as emails.
My head hurts...
I remember the arguments against using cpu speed in the model number, but since it's all gone Ennnn and Qnnnn (where nnnn is a pseudo random number), I've completely lost the plot!
All I know is my two desktops are E6600 and Q6600, so the same core2, running at 2.4Ghz, just one machine has 2 cores, the other 4... Where all these new weird and wonderful models fit in around these old chips is a complete mystery to me!
It used to be that the bigger the number, the better the chip, but that doesn't seem to hold true anymore, especially with the seemingly random L2 cache amounts.
If you're not building machines 24/7, and look away from the CPU models for a month, I challenge anyone to know what the hell is going on!
As for AMD, I lost the plot on those just after the X2 range appeared!
If anyone has a simple way (i.e. fits on one page) of explaining these model numbers I'd be very interested in seeing it.
Paris, cos it makes her head hurt too.
If I was a Pole I'd be slightly concerned about Germany's expansion under Czech and Slovak republics, I think they might be going to sneak in from the South this time...
Although I would actually quite enjoy watching a Panzer trying to negotiate the Tatras!
Then again, having sampled Slovakian mountain roads earlier this year, I think a tracked vehicle might actually be for the best!
Yes APACS, sure this specific kind of crime will be stopped when the USA goes chip and pin, in that both the owner country of the card, and the UK support chip and pin... But you're avoiding the bigger issue.
To perform this kind of fraud you only need to find a retailer in a country that doesn't do chip and pin... and you don't have to go very far either... So take your copied USA or UK card over to Europe and go shopping!
...do they have to keep messing up the numbers...
When mobiles first came out in the UK they had 08 numbers, and 0898 was a premium, so confusion reigned.
Then they sorted out the numbers, made 01 and 02 geographic, 07 mobiles and 08 non standard call rate (aka, beware!)
It's no shock that someone having an 07 number to call thinks it's just a mobile.
What idiot regulator allows all the chaos of tidying up the numbers into a logical range, only to let them get f*cked up again within 10 years!
Morons, the lot of them!
"To add insult to injury he told me there is no way to complain to Apple"
Well in the UK there is. It's called the sale of goods act and includes such lovely terms as...
"Unfit for purpose", aka a phone that doesn't do phone calls.
I like this idea...
Black list forgetful people...
Then black list all those who wait until they are standing in front of the xray machine before removing their belt and shoes, even though it's been obvious to a blind man 30 people back in the queue that taking them off before smooths things out.
Then black list the people who haven't worked out that if you empty all your change, keys, phone etc into your coat pocket whilst queuing, you can just chuck your coat, the shoes and the belt through the machine and then grab them at the other side instead of fumbling about with those little trays.
Oh, and black list those who have stomachs that ooze over the armrests on both side, or at least make them pay for two seats and/or the excess baggage rate!
Then, airline travel might be slightly more bearable.
Not that I'm ever going to fly to the USA, with my common surname I'm bound to get the rubber glove!
Paris, cos she doesn't leave anything concealed about her person.
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