2361 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
I'd rather have a repeat of Quincy or Kojak than watch yet another premium rate phoneline financed quiz/bingo/roulette program. Channel 5 barely gets past midnight before it hangs up any pretence of making real content.
the iPhone has nabbed 50 per cent of worldwide smartphone usage
Do we have to debunk your figures yet again?
Honestly I trust HM Govts usage of statistics more than El Reg at the moment!
"She was, however, cuffed on 18, 22 and 26 April"
Well no wonder she got over excited!
"whitish crystal/whitish powder when crushed"
You mean like sugar or salt then?
I've never heard mutex described with the uses of toilet cubicals before, but I shall be using that simile in future! great stuff...
Sounds like a capacity problem... If all your nodes are running at 90%+ a failure of any node will overload the others and cause trouble, so it's hardly a well designed redundancy system is it.
...but I bet the tracks are the album filler kinda tripe.
I believe the movie length limit isn't imposed by the memory card but by the sensor.
All sensors warm up during use, and the longer it is active the warmer it will get, this will eventually start to introduce noise into the image.
Look on the bright side...
There is good chance all your old Nikon lenses will work just fine on a new digital body.
Nice if you want a camcorder!
Unfortunately the Canons are still lacking on the still features. 19 AF point? Is that the best you can do? I can't see that managing the 3D focus tracking like the D300, which really has to be tried!
And last time I used a Canon the spot metering remained in the middle even when the focus point was moved. Can you say D'oh?!
So don't be a friend whore, or if you must accept every friend request, learn how to use the different privacy levels and group features.
Personally I keep my friend list down to about 100 people tops, and regularly have a cull of the pointless, inactive or annoying ones, this can even include relatives.
Oh, and it does help having a common name too.
Privacy theory sponsored by wood for the trees research :-)
Nobody bothers to turns the anti-competition laws against the oil companies who meet together to fix prices in something called "OPEC".
This man doesn't need prison, he needs sectioning!
Testing sometimes backfires...
I remember back in the 80s when I worked for GEC/Marconi, they decided to do a generator test one weekend.
So they kicked them off, and they both started... Within a minute one stopped so they went to have a look at the problem.
Whilst being ignored the second one felt lonely and decided to catch fire. Luckily there was an onsite fire brigade who came round in their little red landrover and tackled it.
Unfortunately the fire, or extinguishing caused the mains electrical feed to trip, and the entire data centre was plunged into darkness.
We had a great 5 hours of doing sod all in the office on Monday morning as the operators were still trying to get the mainframes to start up!
Still readable as long as you keep them stored in a nice controlled environment. Photographic film degrades too.
I don't think the "You're cute, do you come here often?" line is going to work on The Moderatrix.
Try more grovelling, pleading and begging; scatter with profuse apologies, the words "Maam" and "Mistress", and you might just get away with some red marks across your behind.
i don't believe they took one...
He was detained, searched and then dearrested in the street/van.
DNA samples are normally taken at booking in the station.
That doesn't exactly sound like the description of a starving man does it!
And now for some less skewed figures from Gartner...
According to figures released on 12th Nov, 09 by Gartner, world’s leading information technology research and advisory company, Microsoft’s mobile OS witnessed a downfall from 11 % of the global smartphone market in Q3 2008 to 7.9 % later this year. The iPhone’s share saw a rise to 17.1 % from 12.9 %, and RIM’s share had risen from 16 percent to 20.8 percent. Symbian’s market share fell with 10% from 49.7 % to 44.6 % over the same period The new open-source Android operating system did not have any market share in Q3 2008, however, in Q3 2009, it had managed to capture 3.9 % of the smartphone market. Palm’s WebOS had 1.1 %, and other Linux-based mobile operating systems had 4.7 %
17.1% != 50%
True title should be...
iPhone users suffer more ads than other smartphones!
I'm sure it was only a couple of weeks ago I saw a graph of smartphone OS use (probably on here) which had Symbian at least double the iPhone.
I was thinking exactly the same thing... Autogyros have had the ability to engage drive to the top rotor for many many years.
@Andus McCoatover I don't really get your point, are you saying that they are dangerous or not... He walked away from in unscathed didn't he? Take off and landing are the most dangerous times for any aircraft, you just don't have the height or time to make any kind of recovery. The engine cut and drops gently to the ground theory works only for helicopters and gyros when they have the height or momentum. If you are hovering 20 feet above the ground with no forward momentum, altitude or time to use to generate some downward momentum and the engine dies, then you and gravity are going to be having a disagreement very shortly!
If you have the height you use the drop to get the blades spinning, very much how the original article describes the vertical jump, get the energy into the rotors, then just before you meet the ground in a very intimate way, you pitch the blades so their rotation provides a lift and slows your decent.
Just like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaWRjAVnes
At least in the UK the helicopter pilot licence requires you to be able to perform a controlled landing without power.
So you need turn by turn navigation to walk from A to B in a city built on a grid system?
Hell guys, you should be able to do that yourself with nothing more than long/lat!
Come test it in London, whilst driving, and could you avoid the congestion charge area too.
But won't somebody think about the ferrets?!
I'd say there is no feedback loop (or feedback at all) between the first line support we talk to, and anyone else in Nokia with N97 issues!
Raid isn't about protection, it's about availability... However it does beg the question... How do you back this bugger up?!
This example is no justification for logging and retaining the information.
It's only a justification for using it real time as it occurs, and with the callers permission.
For many years this has happened with mobile calls to the emergency services. Last time I rang 999 from my mobile I spoke initially to an emergency operator on the mobile network, then I heard them hand me over to the "real" emergency operator and give my number and approximate position before dropping out of the call and connecting me through. So that when I said the name of the road I was reporting the incident in, the operator didn't need to know the postcode or town name (which if you were a bit lost in strange parts you may not actually know reliably) as they were already on the correct page of the map thanks to the location info the mobile operator had passed over.
I thought it was rather cool use of technology at the time and didn't feel at all intruded upon or spied on. Although why they couldn't send that information in digital data form instead of spoken words is a little more concern to those of us familiar with Heath Robinson!
I'm sure that any day now the "think about the children" line will be thrown in, saying that missing children could be traced by this system (because everyone is a paedo, rapist or murdered these days don't-you-know). Which of course will be instantly defeated by the villain in question when he checks his victim for a mobile phone (which I'm sure they would do anyway) and throws it out of the car window.
How about we set up a test study group... Like say all the MPs. Then we will study the movement log information and decide if it is of any use... Who knows, it might detect fraud, dubious meetings, or where they go instead of attending parliament and representing the views of the people. That is their job isn't it?
RIP Ed and three woods.
Only 15 minutes...
So if all 200 turn up it will take over 6 working man weeks to clear the queue?
I mean all 2000
Isn't it nice...
Our govt are trying to legally push to have our ISPs monitor our every move when they really should be encourage them to actively contact and help disinfect people on their network who are spewing spam.
So the Torygraph is in touch with mainstream modern life is it?
That might be why I'd never heard of cougar being used in that way either... Maybe you should try picking on Ford too whilst you're at it. They've named a car cougar, and that was after having a series of models named after your magazine collection you hide under the bed.
As for the team, well okay, they might not be miss world, but they're not that bad, it's nice to see females in good physical shape and without a gut hanging out over their jogging bottoms these days!
I guess the fact you could actually have an intelligent conversation with them counts for nothing in your books (the ones hidden under the bed).
First thing I did...
Skip forward to find the info on the flash...
Why kit a phone out as a camera and then giving it the flash illumination of a candle? I really don't understand Nokia sometimes, they have previous experience with xenon flashes, and it worked great!
Wait for it...
Some company will earn £500,000 for coming up with the name/logo OM or O-M.
I'm going to fetch my pitchfork.
All these politicians, Euro our ours need to remember one thing.
They are supposed to be public servants... They are supposed to be serving the public good... We aren't supposed to be ruled by them.
I think we need to polish up madam guillotine and give them a reminder... Actually on second thoughts, leave it rusty!
If this doesn't prove the sheer volume of dross on the app store, nothing will.
Come on, there aren't 100,000 application requirements for a phone! Where am I is useful. So is a map (which the iPhone gets straight from google, so just an http interface there). And locating local things, oh google again or yell.co.uk.
How many of these apps are either just a front end for, or could be replaced with a RSS feed? An RSS enabled phone and/or the ability to use a google search would wipe out most of them.
Actually the original N95 works perfectly well with later firmware. I have V31 on mine and it's as stable as a rock. I'm always using Opera mini on it. I agree with you it's far better than the dedicated symbian versions!
Pity Orange UK didn't bother approving firmware releases past V12 so if I hadn't used NSS to change the ID code to generic Euro model I would have never known... The wouldn't have been trying to make me upgrade to another phone would they? Hmmmm...
Another head in the trough...
When you've seen the brick of St Jobs shifting for silly money, why ruin the illusion for the mases by setting a sensible price.
Be nice if there was some indication on the front page of the cost of the software...
Freeware, Nag, Crippleware, 30 day full, £30... You get the idea
The guy on the right looks like he's just had a warranty voiding 3rd party battery swap performed!
I believe the "support" referred to is the fact that pretty much every other mobile manufacturer has licensed these patents, in the same way as it was offered to Apple.
Apple opted to not license.
I would have to say that given all the others have paid, Nokia must have a strong hand.
If Apple has it's way I foresee many lawyers will be kept in many BMWs for many many years.
But does he have a duck house?
Ooooh, the source!
It's pretty hard to read your second chart, but from what I can see nobody said the most useful or crucial feature of a mobile phone is the ability to make and receive phone calls!
"had no patience or impulse control whatsoever"
Seems to apply just as well to most drivers on the M25 in the morning.
At least they are only destroying American and not English.
The dusty door opens, and Vista is gently pushed onto the dusty shelf next to ME...
The door is closed then sealed once more...
We shall not speak again of this place.
Imagine a powercut... Halfway through a journey...
Since when has HM Govt policy ever been stopped by a lack of evidence?
Take ID cards for example. There is no proof it will help the fight against terrorism (or even work at all). In fact given that Spain has had ID cards for years, and still suffered from a terrorist attack kind of sinks this whole argument.
The conservatives have promised (politicians promise, so this is open to a complete U turn if the right hands are crossed with silver).
Yet they still press ahead regardless.
A bionic arse!
Weapon of mass destruction!