Right, we need to go back after them, the word "Job" being well known English slang for a turd. "Jobs" is obviously the plural form of this noun.
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Right, we need to go back after them, the word "Job" being well known English slang for a turd. "Jobs" is obviously the plural form of this noun.
You have to question who advises Paris on her trips (let's face it she hardly likely to be organising things herself), given Japan's stance on such matters it really was an ill-advised trip. Even her own country, the US of A takes a dim view of visitors with a drug conviction (curiously introduced during the "reign" of a president who confessed to smoking weed himself - although not inhaling).
Oh hang on (interfaces hand with forehead), of course they knew this... This is all about column inches isn't it (not the kind of inches Paris prefers I'm sure).
That might not be as daft as it sounds... I wonder how well heat seeking missiles lock onto the not so hot exhaust of an internal combustion engine as opposed to the huge wash of hot gasses that come out of the back of a jet?
Well it's the Spitfire of course... An example of what a single country can produce under pressure.
Whereas the Eurofighter is not a British fighter plane, it is an example of what a bunch of countries, speaking different languages can produce when driven by bureaucracy.
I'm sure there were less people involved in the entire production run of the Spitfire than there are in the powerpoint generating division of the Eurofighter!
My brother recently disturbed two guys trying to steal his motorbike from outside his house.
They ran off.
When he came to move the bike to safety he found his alarm completely disabled. There was no sign of physical tampering. His alarm automatically arms after the bike has been turned off for 30 seconds and he has never experienced any problem with it until that night.
Pressing his keyfob the first time did nothing. The second time he pressed it the bike did its normal "disarm" beep, and has continued to function normally ever since.
... the technology is turned on by default!
Many laptops (including those lost by HM Govt) have supported various hardware security features for years, but they are never turned on!
So what about the hard drive data? Is it encrypted? Whilst the loss of a laptop is annoying, it's nowhere near as bad as the data that is lost on the drive when it can just be removed and read in another machine!
I guess O2 just couldn't resist temptation, especially as the customer has already bent over and lubed up to take it from St Jobs.
I'm sure a nice modern GPU (or a pair maybe) would have more than enough grunt to do this kind of thing in real time...
The only question is will it be Nvidia or AMD/ATI first?
I still think I prefer the alternative way to "vibrate" these morons back into paying attention... Namely shaking them up with the bumper, bonnet, windscreen, roof and road.
Closely followed by a law suit for the damages to my vehicle.
Sometimes people just have to take responsibility for their actions.
Oh, and re the 20mph zones outside schools... I defy anyone to tell me they can do more than 10mph past a school when it's kiddy kick out time! The school run parents and their "novel" parking and driving skills see to that!
Given that the Sony Walkman was invented way back in the 80s, I can't understand why they are only seeing an increase in zombie pedestrians now. Is it a combination of being daft enough to pay apple prices *and* being a zombie pedestrian?
One other question... How loud do you have to have your mp3 player to not hear an ambulance?! Honestly, I think such deaths should be treated as saving the gene pool from pollution, just like the Darwin awards.
Let's just hope that these four students are studying anything related to IT... If they are then they are failing badly.
Some flaws are to be expected, but falling to know exploits as XSS just shows a lack of knowledge, testing and ability to design in security.
I'm half tempted to go try a bit of SQL injection just for the giggle, but I suspect it wouldn't be much of a challenge.
Just remember what country introduced, and continues to push petty security restrictions and global paranoia...
Hell, I can't even take a 125g jar or marmite in hand luggage... Attempts to argue the 125g is a measurement of mass and not volume, and the restriction is 100ml of volume fall of deaf ears too.
Some high end DLSRs such as the Nikon D300s can support two memory cards, an SD and a CF. You can set the camera to shoot RAW+JPEG. The raw gets put on the huge CF, the JPEG on the CF...
"Excuse me sir, I need those photographs under S19 PACE"...
"Sure, here you are... Receipt please"
-insert another SD (just in case he requires more photos under S19) and continue shooting.
You have complied with the letter of S19.
If he continually hits you with S19 until you run out of SD cards then you have probably got grounds for a harassment claim.
Given the UK Govt headlong push (can't help but think of kickbacks etc) to remove all analogue broadcasts from the spectrum, the lack of DAB/DAB+ seems like a serious oversight.
They've already spent more money on advertising the N8 than they did for testing/supporting the N97!
Let's hope they have some left to support the N8!
It's called the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
It doesn't rain in your part of the world then?!
...for first member of the terror paranoia thought police to cry that this tool could be useful for a terrorist who plans on deploying a V2.
Re Middlesbrough and Croydon, nobody notice, carry on.
Are you sure it's LiquidMetal(tm) and not another rather well known liquid metal which is known to impaired cognitive skills?
From the evidence I have seen (queues outside Apple stores) it looks very much like that more common form of liquid metal is used in copious quantities outside of the USA.
Well they don't have much choice... They decided to go with a gas turbine driven design ship, so they don't have any steam to drive the regular steam driven launch system (which was actually invented by a Brit!). Why they didn't go with years of experience and user Nuclear I will never know.
Basically they painted themselves into a corner.
"The man was reportedly arrested for disorderly intoxication..."
So not sexual assault, driving under the influence or fleeing the scene of an accident? I'm sure one of those must be a felony.
I thought American law was supposed to be tough?
Sounds like just what I need to get the slow moving taxi driver out of my way (why do they always do 28mph when they have passengers, and 35mph when empty?)...
Oh, and just thing how great it would be to get the (insert latest rep mobile here) that's trying to climb into your boot/trunk to back off on the motorway?! Although in that case I think I'd still prefer a 6 inch steel spike I could launch out the back of my car and straight through the following radiator...
How would you connect a wire to a tyre pressure sensor? That's tyre as in big rubber thing that goes round and round and round and round and round (getting the idea now?).
I think you are relying on the phone being in use at the time too much...
If it was on your hand because you just grabbed it from your desk as you headed out the door, then you could very easily put in on the roof while you rummage for your keys.
Don't laugh, I had a boss that did this with several phones, and once even with a laptop. In the interest of good taste I will not detail what happened to the laptop.
In typical El Reg standard it started off with a story of UK poo power and then draws a comparison with charging off a US socket...
In Europe we have 230volts. UK sockets are rated at 13A. So 3kW is easy. The ring main circuit itself is fused to 30A, so some cunning use of several sockets could get you to almost 7kW.
Now if you really want to get clever you need a friendly neighbour. To balance the load across the phases you often find that the phases for the local substation are wired to each single phase house in sequence, so you will have the same phase as the house 3 doors down. NOT the same phase as the house either side of you... So be nice to the neighbour on either side and you can use his live phase and your own (120 degrees out of phase of each other), and tada, 415v :-)
Be warned if you have an earth leakage trip it'll plunge you into darkness!
Please note you should not do this if you don't know what you are doing! If you think 230volts makes you jump, you really don't want to try 415!
In a word, Yes.
At least Conficker is nice and gives some serious clues to the tech savvy that it is there...
Network traffic goes through the roof and windows update disabled... Hmmmm... Might notice that!
Personally I'm more worried about one that doesn't disable windows update, which spreads quietly without flooding the network, and has so far gone unnoticed!
No y-browser, no Nimbuzz, no Fring, no Opera Mobile...
Assuming the installs will work on your non-Nokia symbian device, try this:
With Firefox, get the user agent switcher add-on. You can use another browser if you like, but you need to be able to change the HTTP user agent field.
Set up a new user agent of
"Mozilla/5.0 (SymbianOS/9.4; Series60/5.0 NokiaN97-1/10.0.012; Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1; en-us) AppleWebKit/525 (KHTML, like Gecko) WicKed/7.1.12344"
Now you can visit the OVI store and it will think you're an N97. Download the sis and sisx files to your pc... Now you can either use whatever equiv you have to Nokia/ovi suite to install them, or copy them onto the phone and run the installer locally.
Wonderfully distorted US figures... Honestly the US market is so out of kilter with the rest of the planet it's a joke.
Next you'll be saying the nobody uses SMS messages because you've just dragged out some US study.
Not that many people have them?
I've had a contact-less VISA with built in Oyster since 2009... And they just sent me a contact-less debit card too.
Never used the damn things! Never seen anywhere to use them!
The Oyster looked and sounded handy for 2 seconds until I read the blurb and discovered it wouldn't give me any more integration than taping a normal Oyster card to my old credit card, and as I prefer not to give all my info to TfL I didn't really want to set up auto top-up from my credit card thank you very much. I'll stick to my topped up by cash only Oyster which was given to me by a friend.
Now that's anonymous data :-)
We shall continue the flogging until the distortion field is neutralised!
As for selling like hot cake I have seen more iPads than iPhones flaws... Namely 1 iPad.
I'm very sad that the BBC doesn't appear to have a stock photo for this incident.
Smart dust? Some one has definitely been sniffing too much space dust.
You'd be better off filling the air conditioning system with something conductive like carbon dust. Sure it can't wander into the right part of a circuit and start sniffing packets and broadcasting them back over radio (then again, what can?!), but it will cause chaos.
Bart Simpson finally comes of age...
Whilst we're playing the softly softly, aren't we civilized game, these pirates are going about doing pretty much whatever they like, kidnapping innocent travellers with seemingly very little risk.
I'm sure a few torpedoed boats and body bags left to wash back up on the shore would be a far better deterrent.
Whilst I don't agree with the beliefs of this man, I feel very uncomfortable that a ringtone could be illegal.
Curiously enough the same would happen in France... The same France that gave us Voltaire and his famous quote...
I fear the same would happen in the UK too. However if you were a fanatical ethnic minority preacher you'd be able to spout it forth on the streets of Finsbury Park for months before anyone would do anything about it.
In fact you have to sanitise to make "Brer O'Hare" even work as a name. If you didn't it would close the SQL query term and add Hare' on the end, causing an error.
Not indicating on roundabouts!
Round my way they're usually taxis/mini-cabs, the first people to start tail gating and getting impatient if you hold them up when they are empty... They go much slower when they have a fair... Odd that.
I remember about 2 week after my local high street got CCTV, someone smashed in the front window of the chemists and empties the place.
The local paper reported it and said "Police believe the raiders must have been from outside the area as local people are aware of the highly publicised new CCTV system."
Which was fair enough... However the last sentence in the report just cracked me up.
"Police are appealing for witnesses."
CCTV that good eh? lol!
I have exactly that problem. They are letter of the law, not spirit of the law.
There is one near me by a school. 30mph.
If I go through there at 35mph at 2am on a clear dry night, I will get a ticket.
If someone goes through there at school kick out time at 29mph in the pouring rain they won't.
Who is most likely to hurt someone?
Then again, what am I thinking... Who's got a hope of doing anything like 29mph at school kick out time... But that's a different rant!
Another camera near me had an interesting effect on accident stats. Yes it did reduce the number of injuries (shifted them down the road 500 yards I'm sure), but curiously it doubled (from 1 to 2) the number of fatalities. They didn't mention that statistic... Yeah, I know, lies, damn lies etc.
All these people whining that some personal data was picked up by the google car... What about the amount of data that could have been sniffed by world+dog from these *open* wireless points before and since?
Hopefully they won't miss out on that little fact and people might actually secure things.
Yeah yeah, I know, fat chance.
Q) What's the England teams favourite wine?
A) The ball's the wrong shape.
I would say it all evens out... The goalies don't know where they are going, so can't stop them, and the strikers don't know where they are going so can't actually get them on target.
At least they have the excuses all lined up for the penalty misses in advance this time.
Now stop whining, or we fill the ball with hydrogen :-p
"affidavits reveal years of disputes between Ardolf and neighbours from different areas he's lived in."
Sounds like there is a common link there, or maybe a that should be missing link.
Let's hope he gets on better with his neighbours in sing sing.
Don't you just love agreements hammered out by lawyers.
So the programs aren't encrypted, but the program guide is, and to get the free key for the program guide you have to agree to not be a naughty boy. I assume chasing people for breach of contract is easier than chasing them for copyright infringement?
IIRC Media center, certainly on XP, doesn't even use the OTA program guide... I assume that means we're free to be naughty?
I don't know how the current O2 T&Cs define "unlimited" and we all know there is no such thing as "unlimited" data, so it's actually nice that they are being clear and open about the limit on these tariffs.
As usual with MPs, speaking the unintelligible about that which he knows jack sh*t about.
How about they challenge him to protect his own personal email address from spam and then publish his address whilst still getting 100% of the real emails?
It's only one email address, how hard can it be?
I have some Finnish friends, and they are bonkers.
They're also totally addicted to mobile phones. Not fruit flavoured toy ones either. You go out for a drink and they will constantly have a beer in one hand, a vodka shot in another hand and a mobile phone is another hand! It's no accident that a very large proportion of mobile devices originate from that area of the world.
The long winter nights just give them time to dream up crazy ways to enjoy the summer!
Good luck to Mr Trundle.
Are you sure about that, I'm English and see no problem with doing things just because it hasn't been done before.
And I don't believe Everest was conquered in the 1950s by one of the Queen's subjects wearing "Sponsored by Britvic" either.
"Elementary physics will inform you that the amount of pixels on a sensor is only a measure of the image size, not the quality; for that you need a decent lens."
Actually the number of pixels does relate to the quality, and not in the way you expect. After a while the craze of upmanship produces a sensor with photosites so small the amplification has to be cranked up to see in even moderate light. The more amplification the more noise. More than 4 or 5 megapixels on the tiny sensors they have in phones is pretty pointless.
At least Apple have finally put a flash of sorts on the damn thing, I was getting fed up of facebook pictures ("uploaded from my iphone") of silhouettes!
So at last it's caught up with my old N95... Assuming it has a good lens of course. Mine says Carl Zeiss.
Now we just have to see if this new gift from the gods can actually make it past 4pm without crawling crying to a power socket.