2292 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
Re: Have they done the Math?
Maybe they're accounting for the fact that anyone laying under the Brooklyn bridge will be much taller and wider (and somewhat thinner) within a fraction of a second?
Re: Stupid comparison
Now check out the stiletto heel figures.
Has he read the U.S. constitution?
Probably not, then again from how some of your politicians and cops behave over there, neither have they!
How can they do this? It will make the screen look dull and boring in the shop, and let you actually see what you're doing when you're using the machine at home instead of looking at the reflection of your own shirt...
Apple choosing functionality over appearance... I guess Satan is good to go with his ice cream parlour plans now.
@Jake, was (Re: @Steve Evins (was: For the record ... ))
Say something against Apple, that usually works for me. IIRC I collected over 20 down votes on one post with this tactic.
Re: @Steve Evins (was: For the record ... )
I wish Ms Bee was still here too :'(
It wasn't really sexist, it was based on experimental data. No more sexist than saying men are taller than women, and women buy more shoes ;-)
We were all under 40, so maybe we need to larger sample. If someone would like to send us another big(ger) box....
Re: For the record ...
80% Jeeez. Are you a girl?
We had some chocolate samples in the office with varying levels of chocolate, and only the girls could eat above 75%, all us guys were happy to stick with the <40% "crap".
Re: Being more pedantic....
Is that a 12Fluid oz US or 12Fluid oz UK?
Yee Gods, please say they don't make the chocolate too.
First Hershey chocolate I tasted was also the last, it was vile.
Apple's lawyers are on the phone, they want a word with MS about the theft of their original Mac's colour palette.
Re: APRIL FOOL
Too true, best we go check that patent number, I wouldn't put anything past the US patent issuing morons!
Re: 28 what
VMax... Brrrrm Brrrrm!
You must have a neck like the QE2 mooring rope!
Re: 28 what
I'm a keen biker and I've seen 160mph+
Tell your mate to ditch the 65 kitted moped and get a real one! ;-)
Far from it, but having a registration they are traceable, and having insurance they can pay for the damage/injury they cause.
Re: Bar room lawyers assemble!
Given some of the "skill" exhibited, cyclists should be forced to have most of those already, including some kind of registration displayed across their backs.
Don't down vote me, I know you are all perfect users of the road, I'm talking about the others!
Re: I would have thought the simple answer is...
Or two seconds of tapping on the smartphone to create a new, empty profile.
Although I'm pretty sure my answer would be "Sure, you can look round my activities the day you hand me the keys to your house so I can do the same"
Re: Who's better, Who's best
Now I like Pertwee, and I like Baker - but which one is better?
There's only one way to fine out...
"The coil doesn't have to be hand-drawn, but it works better that way"
That is all.
Re: did you notice
Hmmm... I think we need El Reg units.
Now I don't think 44 degrees is too much for a minstrel to melt, but I imagine a creme egg would be toast, and toast would be err, bread.
I'm still got my N95... Unlocked and latest firmware, it's a great little backup phone. Nice big MicroSD in it and it's a perfect MP3 player and FM radio. I take it with me onto the mountain me when I go snowboarding and it's survived everything I've thrown at it - unlike several of my ribs and my arm!
Plus the battery lasts for days, not hours :-)
Speaks volumes that it took over a year to do that, and involved Nokia being assimilated by the Elop and murdering their own child.
Hey, Nokia, just think what you could have done if you'd cut down on the meetings and just got on with progressing the Symbian OS and supporting your customer base!
For the record I'm one of the Symbian losses and Android gains... but I jumped ship a few months before the Elop arrived, I had the N97 experience, which wasn't too bad, but the Nokia after sales "care" (read "couldn't give a shit attitude") made me go elsewhere for my phone after 10+ years of Nokias. So it doesn't matter what OS they put on the phone, I will remember being treated like shit for quite a while.
Re: Won't you think about the children???
Ahhh, a down vote...
So which one... French or Italian?
Won't you think about the children???
How can they think such things? Have they not seen the number of planes which fall from the sky on a daily basis because people leave their devices turned on?
I saw parts of a 747 scattered about a street only last night. Mr Cruise from down the road was looking at it.
Oh, hang on, that was War of the Worlds wasn't it.
So in summary, I'll be more worried about having a French crew or an Italian Captain. Then again, not many life boats to accidentally fall into on a plane.
Re: Better still...
Ah yes, you've not lived until you have had the Spanish taxi experience.
It's still etch in my mind, strange considering my eyes were closed most of the time!
9v into 5v reg? Not exactly efficient... Burning off 4 volts to start with, and a PP3 is both pricey and low capacity to start with.
Better to get 4xAAs and then use the 5v reg, you'll probably get a full charge from that.
Work out where you are staying before you leave home and preload your google map tiles onto your phone before you start roaming ya muppet!
"One bloke, who had waited for five hours from 3am for the doors to open, decided to hang around the shop for a while afterwards rather than race home with his new slab. He hadn't tried his iPad yet, adding: "No, no, first I'll go home, relax and then I'll take it out." "
What? You sat about in the cold since 3am, for what? To socialise with the staff? Can't you get any real friends of your own (don't answer that)? There are going to be people who arrived at 9am who are going to have used the thing before you!
The dictionary definition of sad has just got a new example.
Here, please take your coat.
"If the caldera erupts underwater, it could cause local tsunamis and affect boat traffic, including cruise ships"
Shhhhh! Keep your voice down... All those Italian captains jumping over the side could cause a Tsunami all on their own!
Re: Public IPs only?
"That's what I was thinking. If the firewall blocks RDP traffic and one needs a VPN to get access - surely the risk is low? If the network is so compromised as to allow this attack, then the compnay in question has much, much bigger problems."
So because the door is locked you feel safe to leave the family jewels on the kitchen table?
Don't forget that a fair amount of unauthorised access is performed from inside a company network.
Re: Password protect it and you don't get it back.
I actually had a fun evening of hunt the owner a few months ago. I found the phone on a pub seat where two girls had been sitting. Me and my friends enjoyed our beers expecting the girls to return any minute. They didn't, so I rang the last number the owner had called, hoping it was the person they were with that evening. It wasn't, it was a work mate. I explained what had happened and he tried to guess who the friend was from my description, and call them. No luck.
What followed was akin to a keystone cops chase with him suggesting every drinking establishment in the area where they could have gone, and us lot having a drink in pretty much all of them.
Eventually we gave up on the grounds of imminent liver failure, but agreed we had got to visit some very interesting and new establishments!
The next day I received a call from the owner, and arranged to return the phone later in the week when I was back in the area, in the mean time I offered to download all the contact details and send them over so she wouldn't be without numbers. She was a little surprised this was even possible, but gratefully accepted.
The phone was eventually returned, and I earned some more beer for my troubles :-)
..and I'm sure the rumour mill will start churning on that one within the week.
I've had a few minutes of play with 8 & Metro, and it's horrible.
The thought that I have been left with is that M$ seem to be committed to some crazy idea of a "unified user experience" across all devices, something which even Apple realise is a stupid thing to do.
Maybe M$ will use this as some anti iStuff advertising ammo, "You use our desktop like you use our tablet, or our mobile"...
The problem is a scratch and sniff touch interface is designed for big fat fingers prodding on a small screen. A desktop machine with a huge monitor and several hundred DPI optical mouse doesn't need 200x200 pixel squares to click, you can easily hit a 16x16, and use the rest of the screen real-estate for more information and other stuff.
Re: One born every minute
"Apple continue to be completely incompetent when it comes to introducing a new model."
Or (more accurately)
"Gutter press continue to be completely incompetent as Apple once again plays them like a virtuoso."
We've successfully blamed three issue on solar flare activity today, don't ruin it!
Re: no touch
Indeed. The mystical device is not a keyboard.
It is a board of keys.
Sorry, board of ikeys.
If I've read the bits of news correctly, this is what the Cyanogenmod team are trying to do with V9.
Why FSF feels the need to start yet another branch is beyond me, why can't they just help the CM team?
Re: Screw the technology
I'm sorry Sir, we're out of stock at the moment.
I can however offer you a smack round the head with this slice of lemon...
I'm still waiting for a fish I can stick in my ear.
Until this happens I will remain unable to communicate with my Geordie friend after he has drunk 4 beers.
Well if the rumours were correct, they forgot that with the original airbag systems... The idea was that an impact would trigger the airbag and unlock the doors.
Unfortunately it also worked when the car was parked and locked. So all a thief had to do was whack the front bumper with a 4x2 to trigger the airbag system and the doors would open.
As I said, it's just a rumour I heard, so it's probably bull. Although I seen enough evidence of stupidity from manufacturers in my time to be left 50/50 on this one!
So I've got my arms full of heavy shopping, and you want me to stand on one leg and swing my free foot about, not get smacked in the chin by the opening boot lid, all whilst retaining a grip on the shopping?
What is this, some kind of US Highway Patrol drink drive test?
How about something useful like speech recognition? I'd love to be able to open the boot with a stream of verbal obscenities.
"However, the main reasons the satnavs cause problems is because it can take months for map updates from local councils to make their way onto the gadgets."
And the rest... What about those who bought the satnav, and then don't sign up (with ££) for a subscription which provides updates?
Anyone that follows a satnav into a river, over a cliff, or down a footpath should be hit with an "Undue care and attention" conviction. A few of those and it's bye bye licence, so they'll either learn to look where they a bl**dy well going, or be removed from our roads. The latter would seem to be for the common good.
I for one do not welcome our big brother overlords.
So, have us peasants got any form of appeal against a warning, or are UK pensioners doomed to receive three warnings for downloading west coast gangstar rap before being banished from the intarweb?
Re: accidental roaming
Note to everyone.
Settings, network selection: Manual!
Re: Je suis dans la train!
Big difference that will make, nobody ever polices such policies.
I remember sitting in the quiet carriage of a C2C train from Fenchurch Street. There was a guy (I have more colourful names I could use, but have controlled myself) who spent the entirety of my journey listening to some god-awful rap music played out through the high fidelity speakers (5Khz-8Khz +-1db) of his mobile.
Honestly, how can anyone think that sounds good or impressive, or was he just wanting to get into an argument?
At least if he had a ghetto blaster I would have had something I could have hit him with!
I was quite surprised to discover the Metro in Budapest had coverage. I say surprised because my phone started ringing in the middle of a tunnel.
Odd thing was I'd been in the city for three days, and in that entire time I hadn't heard a single phone ring, or anyone talking loudly.
Maybe they're just more polite than the people on the London Underground.
So for my loudly ringing phone, I humbly apologise.
Re: Don't take the sales figures too seriously........
In fact looking at the USA for any kind of mobile phone stats is grossly misleading. They'd hardly heard of Nokia before it got taken over by Elop and assimilated into the MS collective.
Have they even sorted out the cross network SMS interconnects yet? Last time I tried to text a friend in FL it never arrived, yet I can text friends in every country in Europe, Australia and Russia without any problems what so ever - well, unless they have a blackberry, then it's always better to email. In fact bad SMS interconnects *are* the reason the blackberry became so dominant. Whilst the rest of the world was happily using SMS to send short messages, the only way you could do this reliably in the US was to send an email.
Re: What's starting to worry me...
Indeed. A friend of mine bought a Mac Book Pro thingy, it actually turned out to be the cheapest way to get the hardware spec he wanted. How times have changed eh?!
He then installed Win 7 on it.
I've dared him to take it to the genius bar if it develops a problem.
Will the damn thing have a notification light?
I honestly can't believe the S2 doesn't have one. I stood there gob-smacked when shown it by a work mate. Seriously, you have to turn the damn screen on every time you have walked away from your desk, just to see if you've missed anything.
Daftest thing I've ever seen.
Glad there are 101 other 'droids with lights for me to chose from.
Re: Legal or not
Sounds like standard student digs to me!
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