2299 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
Thank you, most of those predate me, so I feel very young and bouncy today.
Well done you bunch of old f*rts!
Re: made me laugh
Or even updates to protect against Fakeflash for anyone who dares to not be running OSX Lion.
Re: Star Designer
If you put a Beeb OS ROM into one of the sideways ROM slots (you'll need another OS ROM to get the machine to boot of course) and have a look at the area which is mapped out to the I/O ports when it is in it's usual memory location, you'll see a huge block of ASCII crediting all those involved.
Re: yep, indeed
This would be my main concern with HTC. Their after sales support is terrible.
When I got my Desire Z I discovered a software bug. I did a bit of digging and found it was a known issue with the version of Froyo they had.
I reported it to hopefully get them to release an update... Instead I was told by the guy on support that the problem must be a faulty microSD card. He asked if I had another to try. I didn't. He said they would send one out to me.
Weeks turned into months. Every time I messaged them they said they were out of stock of microSDs... An item so common I could buy one from half a dozen shops in the nearest highstreet.
Their big problem is that every support reply they make has "We trust this has resolved your problem. Please open a new bug if it does not". So all their bugs are resolved in 48 hours (the time it takes to get a reply).
This makes their stats look great, but the end user experience terrible.
If I tried this stunt at work I would get shot! If a resolution doesn't fix a bug, the bug is reopened, you don't get a brand new one. So the boss can see bugs which have been unresolved for a long period of time and shout at us!
I never did get the microSD card. I resolved the problem myself with Cyanogenmod.
So to anyone who has an HTC One with a fault, I say don't bother with their support. If you can, use the EU distance selling regulations and just send it straight back.
Re: Missiles (was Here we go again..)
Yes, but they will both have to be made of rubber for safety reasons.
Re: appropriate Workers equipment on *hard* Labor Day
"Arbeit Macht Frei" - errr... bit distasteful.
I think you have to be a barista is appreciate it. So I'll join you in the chorus of "meh".
I wonder how many of the skinny jean brigade as going to get a shock at the end of the month because they didn't realise MMS weren't included on their free text allowance?
Seriously El Reg, is that the best app you could find for Android?
Its spider isn't much better...
A drupal run blog I am involved with was suffering from 5+ hours of load per day from Google spiders. After much poking about it was discovered the spider was wandering on and going round and round in circles munching bandwidth and CPU and never leaving! Luckily the connection isn't metered or there really would have been problems.
As it is it has just been bogging the site down.
Brutal application of robots.txt excludes has brought it down to a far more manageable 15 minutes a day.
Re: Looking him up on web...
Or just change his name by deed poll. Change it to something common like "John Smith", or "Steve Evans" is great for stopping nosy google searches.
"Land of the free"....
It hasn't been that for many many years.
Re: But the screen
More VERTICAL pixels!
This message sponsored by the campaign for 4:3 laptops.
You said it.
Ditch the glossy screen finish too. Looks great in iShops, but in real life, when the sun comes out, you end up looking at a reflection of your shirt. St Jobs didn't wear that black turtle-neck by accident you know!
Re: First laser?
Not only that... A prism splits light into its component parts, and although it would look very pretty, a lighthouse beaming a rainbow across the sea wouldn't be very helpful.
It's simply a different kind of lens, called a Fresnel lens. In essence it is a standard lens cut into concentric circles with the "dead" block of square glass with parallel sides removed from the middle. This leaves just the inner and outer curves, which are the parts which provide the light bending effect for a lens.
Will someone please show me the man who invented the phone video record mode and decided people didn't need any basic instructions such as "Try to hold it steady" and "Waving the camera about like a drunken fool will make your viewers want to vomit".
Even the incredibly obvious "Try to keep the camera pointed at the subject" would have been a start.
Re: Non-Available system Fee
And don't forget to bill them £12 every time you inform them.
Re: BBC Basic
You remember correctly. BBC Basic was probably the best of the bunch, and an astonishing piece of work to fit into 16K.
REPEAT UNTIL, PROCEDURE, FUNCTION, long variable names, all there.
You could write "real" programs that didn't contain a single goto.
IIRC, assembly language was just a case of dimming some space and the opening a square bracket in the basic code...
10 DIM code (200)
30 LDA #9:CLC:ADC #1
Or something like that... Blimee that caused some creaking in my brain... Time to break out the old girl and see if the 5.25" floppy image of Exmon still works!
Re: Yay for the orange manual!
The Beeb manual was also spiral bound, and over an inch thick.
I had an advanced user guide too, I think it's still about in a box somewhere. That had loads of low down info and a complete circuit diagram - much fun with that!
These days you're lucky if you actually get a copy of the OS on removable media, let alone any kind of manual or welcome tape.
The Amiga and Atari ST were a late arrival towards the end of the era of completely incompatible machines.
Also, as you mention, the Amiga wasn't used for much more than a games console (yes, I know the Speccy wasn't much better), but my fond memories of the time involve lids off and hacking about with the inside. My Beeb started life as a model A, got a DIY upgrade, sideways RAM, dual controller floppy interface and all the toys added by me with a soldering iron.
To me a computer isn't "real" until you take it to bits and modify it. :-)
Re: Call that a Pet?
Ah, you mean the mini keyboard ones with the built in tape drive - fond memories.
Wish I had one of those... Unfortunately I just have one like the article photo - and no storage! D'oh!
Then again, can you still even buy C60s?
Re: How could you leave out the QL?
Appalling storage solution too!
Re: Exidy Sorcerer
I remember the first (and only) time I saw one of these. It must have been round 1981/2. It belonged to an American boy who'd just come across to the UK when his parents relocated.
I remember him being very proud of his DIY ram upgrade, which comprised of a load of piggy-backed chips on the existing RAM, and a load of thin wires running off across the board.
These day it's an obvious upgrade with the chip selects being the thin wire runs, but at the time I thought it was akin to witchcraft.
Yes, how can a computer which could display pixel level colours and do true multichannel sound rival the character based attribute clashing and farting noises of the speccy.
I assume they mean the cadaver of an 83 year old, or an 83-year-old's cadaver
If not, then eeeeeee!
Somethings never change...
Times change, technology moves on, but students will always leave everything to the last minute.
Re: 43 managers, one worker?
"That'll be the unpaid intern then?"
Yup, probably right, even though HMgovt have said that even interns are subject to minimum wage regulations.
Re: A reward could be set up
and being from Orlowski you must suffer the kicking in silence, no comments allowed!
@I'm Brian and so's my wife
I think he sold that domain.
Just as its value reached an all-time low.
Translating the Grauniad?
Blimee, that's one impressive translation engine if it can handle the Grauniad!
Re: Nice - but still fugly compared to similar iPad apps
Everything is so nice and shiny within the distortion field isn't it.
I value useful features such as translation over a pretty icon any day.
I know, he actually built something and patented it... Imagine that, actually doing something with the patent you own instead of using it as a blocker.
Why did nobody else find this when trying to invalidate Apple patents? Well just look at the huge volume of patents involved. The US patent office seem to do very little indeed, just cash the cheque and say "Yup". IIRC the process in the UK involves an initial search, during which point invalid applications should be rejected.
Those were the days...
- Comparing the new machine to the BBC Micro Model A - released the previous December - Sinclair said: "It's obvious at a glance that the design of the Spectrum is more elegant. What may not be so obvious is that it also provides more power."
IIRC, several of Sir Clive's adverts had him dragged across the advertising standards authority coals by Acorn?
But then the question becomes where did RNA come from?
"But then the question becomes where did RNA come from?"
It dripped from his noodly appendage.
I thought everyone knew that.
Robotic muscle powered legs wrapped round your back?
Sounds like a quick route to a wheelchair!
At last, conclusive proof that not turning off your electronic device could cause the aircraft to crash... If you happen to be the captain... and a moron...
Sounds like a light leak between the LCD backlight and the metering system inside the case. Nasty.
Not something you'd expect from a £3K camera... Then again, I'm a Nikon boy.
Re: If it's *possible* to be serious about this...
Plenty of fun places in the UK.
Lady Hole (quite a few of those IIRC)
Cocking in Hampshire
Twatt in the Orkneys
If you're hungry there's always North Curry in Somerset, which is just round the corner from Fivehead wood - Oooh err!
Although one of my favourites is Booby Twin Road, which is in Andover, not far from Norway... So yes, it's in the states.
Re: Ceefax nostalgia...
That wouldn't have been in Essex by any chance was it?
If so, then I remember that night well too. I was staggering home from a few too many with the guys (back in the days when the beer scooter still worked) and every police car in the country went flying past me. It was only the next day I found out why.
Re: They should have used "Unbeatable*"
Thank you Robert, I got mod-hammered anyway.
Glad I'm not the only one who has read beyond the headline definitions in the dictionary:
4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: e.g. the rape of the countryside.
Re: They should have used "Unbeatable*"
I was just wondering why my post got the mod hammer... It's a common phrase round my way for maxing a connection big time.
Goddam political correct mine-field!
Is blasphemy allowed?
That's just the start of it.
As an infinity subscriber, those adverts really do annoy me. They continually wank on about how good the wireless coverage is. It's bollox. I'll admit my original type A Home Hub 3 had a very good signal, the only problem is that after a few hours of use it would suddenly stop routing IP packets via the wireless. The AP would still show, but anything sent via it would just vanish. Reboot required.
After a friend went to infinity and didn't wish to use his newer type B Home Hub 3 (he has a Fritzbox) he gave it to me... Hurrah, no more wireless lock ups, but the signal strength is noticeably worse. So much so that I've deployed my old ADSL vigor to act as an 802.11G access point and disabled the one of the Home Hub 3.
I'm sure the ground in cement dust present in most builders fingers will be testing the scratch resistance of the glass a little more than originally intended.
Re: Say what you like about Zuckerberg...
I doubt Systrom is disappointed. $2 billion was probably his joke price, and when Zuck didn't immediately slam the phone down he must have though "hang on a second, there might be something in this... I'll go round for tea.
If that's a full charge in 5 minutes, you'll be lucky if you battery (or phone) survives for long.
If your phone has a 2000mAh battery, and it gets charged in 5 minutes, that means (in a perfect, 100% transfer world) the average current being pushed through the cable, power socket, circuit board tracks and battery is 40 amps!
A standard charger is between 0.5 and 1 amp, so I think it's safe to say 40 amps is way outside the normal operating range and the likelihood of something melting is quite high.
Re: Femto cells??
Ah, the Vodafone Femto, their way of getting you to pay for a fancy box, plug it into the broadband you pay for, and then deduct minutes/bill you for the time you spend using the connection you have provided yourself.
Re: big battery
I do actually carry lead acid batteries for backup power, but they have wheels attached. I've added 5v supply USB sockets to both my car and motorcycle.
If you're planning on sticking lead acid in your pocket, may I suggest you go for slightly smaller 6v instead, it makes the regulation down to a useful 5v somewhat easier and less wasteful. Oh, and make sure you get a sealed one, not vented (unless you don't like your jacket, trousers, rucksack or skin).
As for life expectancy, standard lead acid, as used in a car/motorcycle, are designed to be continually topped up and don't like full charge/discharge cycles. For that you need a variation known as a leisure battery.
Re: Millions of homes
I know what you mean Nemo. Luckily since the Beeb I have continued my tinkering, so I'm planning to add interfaces to mines with the aid of an ATmega (or two) :-D
Re: Millions of homes
Nothing wrong with the games on the Beeb. Defender and Pac-man were authentic copies of the arcade versions. Elite was written for the Beeb originally.
Not to forget the huge expansion possibilities on the Beeb. RGB, composite or modulated video out, serial ports, parallel printer ports and 8 bit user I/O. I personally had great fun with those.
Re: All I had was a Z80 and a handful of switches
Bag of diodes and a torch battery?
Semi-conductors I suppose you posh git!
I had a valve (vacuum tube) diode and a potato with two dissimilar metal nails pushing into it.
So HTC were guilty of flooding the market with too many models in 2011...
So now they have flooded the 4th months of 2012 with three phones with identical names and only an illogical suffix to distinguish them... How very helpful...
Why couldn't they have at least called them the bronze, silver and gold so we could guess which was the cheapy and which was the monster?