Don't be silly.
If they were iOS6 fans they would have never found the office.
2445 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
Don't be silly.
If they were iOS6 fans they would have never found the office.
That ain't no jelly mate, so be careful.
I'm not sure Wall Street has done much good recently!
As for "I'm taking my ball back"... We'll have the world wide web (Thanks for that Sir Tim) and how about all the ARM microprocessors... Enjoy your Apple door stops ;-)
I'm sure the moon's continual motion has been accepted as resisting arrest, and a warrant issued.
A well judged check of the anonymous box there...
Don't worry, we'll find you... One day...
Indeed... No religious people ever caused violence.
May the footballers had seen the news that Jesus had a wife and found it so inflammatory they decided to kick off in a completely unrelated location?
- The Register notes that Apple has hired 15 peeps into the maps team this year, starting on 5 July with a call for a "maps engineering project manager, iOS SW".
- Since 11 September Apple has posted six job vacancies for iOS software engineers in the maps division.
Looks like they sacked almost half the team when they saw the sh*t they'd produced!
Pity they didn't postpone the launch or issue the maps change as an update in 6 months time.
I remember watching my brother update his iPhone once (backup, update, restore)... Two words came to mind... F*CKING SLOW!
That's why people skip backups.
Plus there is the other issue with backing it up and sending it off... What exactly are you supposed to use for a phone whilst the "genius" is dribbling over your phone whilst replacing the battery?
Final issue, for a Li-ion battery to be reduced to the required <50% capacity within 12 months is very very unlikely. Two or three years down the line is far more like it... Now what are you going to do (assuming you're not a good fanboy and didn't instantly upgrade your phone as soon as you were able).
Welcome to software patents - we tried to warn them...
It will probably get better - it damn well needs to - but releasing beta software and making you pay for it? No thanks.
They said Siri was in its early days too... That was a year ago... Does it work properly outside the USA yet? I asked my Iphone4S owning brother last night. His reply "Oh God it's so annoying, I don't use it".
Similar but not the same... You mean like Samsung phones?
Apple did rather open this Pandora's box, so this story does make me smile. The rash of over litigious companies is not good for progress, with lawyers (and BMW dealerships) coming out on top.
Just to be boring and serious for a second, the alphabetic confectionery names start with Cupcake. The previous version was known as "Petit Four".
Did you hear they've just found some old bit of paper which mentions Jesus having a wife?
Well I'm deeply offended by the blasphemy, and was looking for a completely unrelated location in which to stage a violent protest.
I think I've just hit two birds with one stone!
I thought it was a proven fact that 50% of Apple queues are made up of carers?
"It's satellite snaps seem more detailed"
Tut tut tut...
There are some easier first steps, such as installing a heat sink!
From my experience the CPU isn't a hot spot either, it's the ethernet chip which runs hottest.
I ordered my Pi's back In March, one RS and one from Farnell.
Then somehow I messed up and ordered a second from Farnell (this may be beer related).
I received my first Pi from Farnell. My second from Farnell turned up two days after they removed their "one per customer" restriction two weeks later.
My Pi from RS turned up 6 weeks after the second from Farnell.
I gave the extra one to a family friend's son who hasn't come out of his room since!
Over 6 months is a long old time to sort out a supply problem. I think RS should just give up, they're not making any friends with that level of service.
Have Apple copied Samsung's 1024 levels of pressure sensitivity then?
Didn't think so.
And for anyone who says "Bummer if you've just bought a Nexus 7"... My reply will be "Is the ipad mini available for under £200?".
Just because you've bought a tablet device that isn't an ipad, it doesn't mean you really wanted an ipad.
The Nokia circular keyboard was indeed weird, but don't forget that that was only one of a wide selection of phones they were producing at the time. Often with very similar internals.
So if you wanted a circular keyboard, you could have one. If you didn't, you could have a standard layout too. Consumer choice.
I'm rather partial to the Icy Box enclosures. I've been using them since the IDE days and now have several of the SATA cases too.
The nice thing is amongst their huge range, they also seem to offer the old design cases with newer internals, which means the USB 3 IB-351StU3 model matches all my old cases (although the IDE one I have is silver).
Plus they're only about £24 inc VAT.
They'll be animating in a far more frustrated style when the entire world hits one call centre and is "Held in a queue" even though their call is "very important to us".
It's a rather stupid plan to be honest... Time zones are a great leveller of call volumes. They could go as far as to say that the lines will be open from 12:00 to 12:59 local time and give everyone a one hour window, a window that slowly scans round the planet.
But no, they want to appear to be fair to the entire planet (at least that is probably what they say) and will cause chaos in the process.
It's almost like Apple want to cause stories of jammed lines... No they wouldn't deliberately create a story like that would they...
The legal venom spat at Samsung now just looks like good old jealousy.
The Nexus 7 uses a standard micro USB connector and has a 2A 5v charger.
You're right about the drain though, when connected to a standard 500mA 5V USB socket, the N7 only charges when you have the screen turned off and you leave it alone. If you sit there fiddling with it then it doesn't manage to put any charge back.
SanDisk Mobile Ultra 64GB Micro SD XC Memory Card Class ...
£59.99 - Play.com
And that's not the cheapest.... Now I wonder why Apple don't install a slot.... Hmmm...
I think I'll wait for the first tear down and then see if the missing RAM can be added... I have reflow and hot air soldering equipment and I'm not afraid to make a huge profit converting 16GB to 64GB models!
Sorry, say that again...
"$199 for 16GB, $299 for 32GB, and $399 for 64GB, all with a two-year contract."
You owe me a new keyboard!
If I cough up that amount of cash, I'd expect it to be mine instantly and delivered by Swedish identical twins who deliver it wedge between their ample cleavages, and then stay for a coffee.
My phone is currently set to 2G... In fact that's how it spends 90% of its life.
If I really need some data I switch it to 3G, then curse the crap signal, hang out of the window, grab the data, and then go back to 2G.
That's when I don't have access to wifi, which isn't many places to be honest. Home and work are covered and I'm on all my friend's APs. The pub and local high street are all covered by the cloud, and having a BT internet connection at home gives me access to all their wifi points too.
Don't forget that a long haul train journey in the days of steam was generally faster than it is today!
For some reason local authorities can't seem to see the stupidity of excluding commercial waste from council tips (or charging them huge amounts) and then having to employ clean-up teams to patrol the area, find fly-tipping, dig through it trying to find something to link the rubbish to someone, failing, and then having to pick it all up and dump it properly.
I guess not enough fly-tipping occurs near their homes, maybe a list of addresses should be published (assuming that publishing that kind of thing isn't a terrorist threat these days?).
I'm sure there are a few other companies, and probably the EU lawyers who would regard that as US protectionism...
Queue different crowd of lawyers to the feeding trough!
But if they have icons with round corners, or one of the other ridiculous patents the US patent office has granted Apple, they will have Apple coming for them.
If Apple don't defend their patent, they risk losing it.
Unless MS pay Apple a large chunk (see quoted rate from Samsung trial) for each phone of course.
In which case why should Apple care? The iphone might have a good margin, but I doubt it works out as well as getting $40+ per device out of MS and not having to do a cent's worth of work or support in return.
The shit's really gonna hit the fan when he discovers his 2 litre car is really a 1996cc...
Life not malfunction!
I hadn't thought of it like that, but they certainly do have a track record of some great camera phones (and the first IIRC).
The old N95 with 5mp camera I still have as a risky activity backup camera still takes superb pictures, easily surpassing a lot of modern 5mp camera phones.
Nice one, everyone loves to be right :-D
An entire teaser to show off the camera... Nothing interesting to say about the OS then?
BTW, my inner photographer is looking at the still night shows and suspecting a fowl in the shape of some extra lighting on the girl in the "good" pictures.
Apple attention to detail is all about cosmetics and appearance. It rarely strays into the real world.
Remember the G4 cube that looked nice, was quiet, but you could murder simply by putting something on the top of the case (as you do, my phone and N7 are sitting on top of my PC right now) and accidentally blocking the air-flow?
I do see a lot of broken glass on iphones, in fact I can't remember the last broken glass (front or rear) I've seen which *wasn't* an iphone (this excludes an acquaintance of mine who is on a mission to get an upgrade via his phone insurance and has been whacking his old HTC against a wall!). Glass is broken, phone refuses to die much to our amusement.
There might be more success if someone tried the UK trading standard regulations. Unfit for purpose, aka badly designed.
I hope their forensic markers are tough, as the standard way to liberate the valuable metal from their protective plastic wrapping is a good old bonfire.
Not only that, but unless they actually download from you, all they've proved is that you have an interest in a particular torrent hash... In exactly the same way *their* system has expressed an interest in the torrent hash so it can join the swarm and collect IPs.
If you're a student doing an IT course, you have the possibility of claiming you were monitoring (exactly as they were) for a paper you are writing.
If they feel the need to do that within 24 hours of announcing the iPhone5 then it's tantamount to admitting the iPhone5 is a stop-gap you shouldn't bother buying...
They couldn't do that two years running could they?
Or maybe they'll announce Siri actually working outside the US of A?
You don't honestly think the rumour mill is fuelling itself do you?
Bring on September 13th... A day with zero iPhone rumours... From the 14th it'll be downhill all the way to the next (cr)Apple event.
Don't trust their grammar obviously.
Beat me to it :-)
Oh do take off the rose tinted specs.
Innovation has always relied on taking an existing idea and improving it. Vague patents are just a stupid recent idea permitted by a government which is bankrolled and pushed along by big business.
The only reason consumer might thing Samsung are copy cats is because of the almighty fuss and tantrum Apple has been kicking up. To be honest most don't give a sh*t.
If you really want to talk about mobile innovation you need to talk about Motorola (who invented it) and Nokia who then picked up the idea and ran with it. All their patents, which have real innovative technical content, are covered by FRAND, so they have to be licensed at a reasonable rate because you can't make a mobile phone without them.
Apple come along and patent rounded corners and menus that "bounce" when you hit the end... Hardly ground breaking stuff. All Apple did was make is a tarty UI that looked pretty. Underneath all that there is nothing special. Hell, the Iphone1 could barely call itself a GSM phone because its implementation of the standards was so lax (group messages and MMS for example).
As for "profiling" by google, at least Android pops up a box warning you, and asks if you want to share data with google, which you can decline... Haven't seen much of that from Apple, and given the closed nature of the Apple world, you'll be hard pushed to inspect the source to find out what is actually going on.
Android is open, you can inspect it, and if you don't like it, you can change it!
If you want security from 3rd party apps, remove the play store from the phone. Easy. This is exactly what Amazon did, and replaced it with their own instead.
It's only cutting off your nose to spite..... if you end up with settling for an inferior product.
From what I've seen of the G3 (and Jelly Bean on a similarly well spec'ed device like my Nexus 7) it is not inferior by any means.
I suspect you might be right.
I've seen a lot of S3's in the wild recently. The iphone has become a bit common. So when someone is sitting on the train with a non-iphone and a screen the size of the S3's, you can't not notice it, and many seem to do just that.
Non techies seem to be turning up with them, including a 22 yo girl I was chatting to the other day (calm down, she was a friend of a friend). She'd had blackberries, iphone and now the S3. She waxed lyrical about it (I think she likes it).
I think I might have to have one myself too... Although being in the UK, where judges have recently shown an unexpected dose of common sense, I don't think there is an immediate rush.
I can't help but be amused at the idea of an N7 with a SIM... If it's not limited to data only, and supports voice, you can all look like Dom Joly!
BTW, I'm completely happy with my non-3G 16gig N7. Still got 12gig free because I remembered it isn't an mp3 player!
2 people don't like PvZ I assume?
He does seem confused about the two versions of all the Angry Birds (free - with adds and paid for without add). Yup, free app of the day yesterday was original Angry Birds with no adds... Thank you very much!
Today was plants vs zombies - well why not, give it a go... Cheap at twice the price... etc.
However, the OP was right about one thing. The Amazon app just grinds! And that's running on a Nexus 7! God only knows how painful it would be on an original Kindle Fire!
Now if you don't mind I've gotta go sort out some zombies...
Up vote for not succumbing to political correctness and making a joke that made me chuckle.