* Posts by Geoff Campbell

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Samsung dangles £200 lure at iPad-eyeing punters

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No, I don't

I don't have to buy a Galaxy Tab, because I already own one. Thus, the stuff on offer is free over and above the money I already spent, after working out the personal value proposition. I can't see a much more accurate definition of "free" than that.

Oh, and the Galaxy Tab was technically free, too, coming bundled with a phone deal. OK, said phone deal was a touch more expensive than I could have got it for elsewhere, but I always have a need for new phones, and the SIM works well as a data plan for the Tab. Complicated, but acceptable.

GJC

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That's odd

I don't recall anyone mentioning the ipad.

The Tab is an excellent device, I don't recognise any of your boilerplate criticisms from my real-world use of it.

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@Wibble

Used one, then? Or are you just flapping your gums?

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Sweet

Free stuff is always nice.

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Apple patches QuickTime to root out 15 ugly vulns

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<Snigger!>

That is all.

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SpaceX Dragon bathes in the Pacific

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Historical moment

I suspect this could be the start of something big. Hmmmm, are SpaceX shares traded?

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WikiLeaks payment service threatens to sue Visa, MasterCard

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No offence, you're entitled to your opinion.

But what would your opinion be if these documents were published by, say, The Guardian or The Daily Mail, and similar under-the-table moves were employed to shut them down? I think I'd be a bit miffed, personally.

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Walmart falls in with Washington's war on terror

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Oh, well....

....better have one last party, then. A *big* one.

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WTF?

I mean, where on earth do you start with this one? Surely the USA isn't that badly broken, is it? If it is, we're all *deep* in the merde....

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Blighty's kids nosedive down global reading, maths rankings

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15 units?

Well, one doesn't want to over-do things at lunchtime, you know?

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@Bassey

Absolutely, well said.

I have two daughters, aged 10 and 14. Both seem to me to be getting a good education, which plays to their strengths whilst also pulling them along in subjects they are weaker in. Their friends mostly seem well mannered and reasonably knowledgeable, with only a few exception who get looked down on by the rest of the crowd.

They'll manage well enough, just as we did in our time.

GJC

Police appeal for missing Taser

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"Like a handgun, but made of bright yellow plastic"?

Specially designed to appeal to kids, then? I predict a very bad day for a sibling somewhere in London, some time soon.

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Judge puts Assange behind bars ahead of extradition hearing

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Uncle Bernie made a fatal mistake.

He took money from the rich. They don't like that. If he'd stuck to scamming the poor, he'd've served six months to make it look good, and then been out to a hero's welcome.

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iPad 2 to arrive around Valentine's Day - Taiwanese reports

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Yes, I've powered up an iPad

And yes, it's quick. But it's still an extra action, which isn't required for phones, the natural home of NFC.

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NFC on an iPad?

As much use as tits on a boar. I mean, come on, think about it - wandering past a poster with a product you like, or trying to buy a coffee in a hurry, and you get out your 10" iPad, power it up, and wave it at the sensor? Never going to happen.

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Google delays Chrome OS, punts brandless beta netbook

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Corporate might be the break-through market, actually.

It ticks a lot of boxes for the modern corporate - admin and support costs should be a tenth of that required for a Windows or Linux based PC population, with security being good, and purchase price being half that of Windows PCs.

All it requires is a good set of locally-hosted office and bespoke apps running on the local Intranet, and most corporates will snap them up, I think. MS Office Web Edition (or whatever it's called) as a locally-hosted option should tip the balance nicely.

We shall see. Interesting year next year, I think.

GJC

This year's comedy Xmas No. 1 contender: Silent song 4'33"

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EMI by the Sex Pistols

That'd be even more fun. They could be banned from Radio 1 all over again....

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Western Digital WD TV Live Hub

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HDMI 1.4....

1.4 give increased resolutions, and adds an Audio Return channel and 3D support, amongst other stuff:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDMI#Version_1.4

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Gates: Nothing really new in Wikileaks Bradley Manning leak storm

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A stinging poohpooh?

Are Merkin curries that hot?

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(Grabs coat and runs for the door.)

BURNING LUST for SEXY BUSTY BLONDES - Science explains

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Huh?

Downvoted for a simple statement of fact? C'mon, if you want to be blonde that badly, there's stuff in bottles you can buy....

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Blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive genes

This keeps them relatively rare in the gene pool.

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97% of INTERNET NOW FULL UP, warn IPv4 shepherd boys

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IPv4/IPv6

It should be easy enough to allocate a small corner of the IPv6 address space that maps directly one-for-one onto the existing IPv4 address range, and use that to hide the mixture of protocols in use.

There, see, easy? The rest is just implementation....

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US rejected Brown's McKinnon case plea

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Perks up

Ah, does that mean that if the UK authourities prosecute him, then under double jeopardy the Merkins can't do so again? Isn't that a nice easy answer for the Government? Even if they find him guilty, it was a minor first-time offence, so a ten pound fine should cover it, I think.

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Apple Facetime flings out frightening random calls

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Can I be the first to say:

HA ha!

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Dubya to speak his mind at Facebook event

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WTF?

Four down votes for a simple one-liner?

I didn't know Dubya had a fan club, and I certainly wouldn't have expected to find them all here.

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"Dubya to speak his mind"

Shouldn't take long....

GJC

An iPad for under 200 quid*

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Sorry to burst your bubble with actual real facts....

....but you're wrong, plain and simple.

There are plenty of deals to get hold of a Galaxy Tab from little or no up-front cost, with a contract cost only a few quid higher than the £200 iPad deal.

The iPad is selling well, no doubt about that. But I'd still love to see figures on how many people who have bought them owned no other Apple devices prior to that.

GJC

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If in doubt, move the playing field.

Set yourself up a company, then anything you need becomes a) a vital business purchase and your decision alone, and b) tax deductible. Sorted.

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The Mac that saved Apple (and Steve Jobs)

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Ah, the ACT Sirius.

Now there was a *real* computer, from back in the day, when "PC Compatible" meant "Ran MS-DOS". We wrote a personnel package that ran on networked PCs, and all the hardware primitive routines were in one library, so we could re-write and compile in a specific library for each PC configuration we supported. They were fun days.

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Same model number....

....but different hardware, as we can see from the article. Does that count?

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Ergonomics generally look poor

The whole thing looks like it would be an ergonomic nightmare, not just the mouse. I mean, I know the '90s were a different century, but even back then we knew about adjustable screens, and decent screen/keyboard/chair relationships. None of those look achievable with an iMac.

Still, nice piece of packaging, and there's no doubt it appealed to something in the buying public.

GJC

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No, not just you

I have always said it was a bit of a Fisher-Price computer, a machine for people who wanted something simple to check their email and surf the web occasionally. I hate the design, personally, but I acknowledge that I'm a techie and a biker, not a design style guru. One thing that can't be argued, however, is that the ergonomics absolutely *suck*, a real First Class ticket to RSI and back problems in one neat package.

GJC

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Best selling computer of all time?

I don't believe you. Figures, please.

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Toyota Auris hybrid e-car

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Official MPG figures are bunk.

Got any examples of actual real-world, whole-usage MPG figures from the Golf? The official figures are no more than a useful initial comparator for the purchaser.

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Really, again?

I've been watching the regen meter on mine. It does generate charge in the batteries on the motorway, and it also uses that charge. Motorways aren't flat, and the regen braking doesn't only work when you hit the brake pedal, it also cuts in on closed or near-closed throttle positions.

But, yes, the system works better in stop-start than cruising at a steady speed on the motorway. However, at a steady speed on the motorway, the weight of the batteries is irrelevant anyway.

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Really?

The batteries are a useful energy reservoir, allowing the capture of energy that would normally go to heating up rhe brake components, which is then re-used for acceleration, reducing MPG.

The oft-heard cry of "but it would be more fuel efficient without the weight of the batteries" is, once again, complete bollocks, and doubly so for congested routes where I can negotiate traffic jams using no fuel at all.

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Servicing costs for a Prius

Are pretty much on a par with other similar cars, and quite possibly lower due to lack of brake wear. In fact the new Prius has a completely belt-free engine, reducing service costs further. The batteries and electric drive have no service requirements.

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That's bollocks....

....if you'll excuse the bluntness.

My current commute is 80 miles, initially on hilly rural Welsh roads, then on a free-flowing M4. I get an average of 60mpg, as I've said.

Oh, and the Prius weighs 1.4 tonnes, very light for a car in this class.

Anything else you'd like me to help you with?

GJC

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There are plenty of kits available

To give the Prius a much extended electric-only range, with plug-in charging. But rumour has it that Toyota are releasing a plug-in version shortly anyway, I saw a prototype a while ago at a car show.

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Yes, 60 miles per imperial gallon

I'm just an old traditionalist....

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Ah, what a wonderful logic fail.

"One Prius driver drives slowly, thus all Priuses are slow" is not any form of logic I recognise.

In fact, the current model Prius is about equivalent in performance to a mid-range two litre car of similar size. Not sporty, by any means, but more than capable of showing a clean pair of heels when asked.

GJC

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That one's easy

The petrol engine feeds into a three-way CVT gearbox, as do the electric motors. This means the petrol engine can run at a specific constant rate (around 4000rpm, from memory) for maximum efficiency. The power can also be electronically controlled to either go to the road wheels, or to the electric motor as a generator, and also that the electric motor can be used to start the petrol engine, and the road wheels can drive the electric motor as a generator. It's a beautiful piece of engineering, and patented up the wazoo so it is unique to Toyota and their subsidiaries, I think.

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Well, here's your counter example.

I own a Prius, and I wouldn't touch a 2CV with someone else's barge pole, let alone my own. Hateful things, and not at all economical.

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Must you sneer so?

The thing with a Prius is that you do have to learn to drive it economically, to an extent, in order to get the best out of it. Most drivers don't, they just hoof it like any other car.

I was highly amused to see that the sales lizard in the Toyota dealership had stuck their demonstrator in "Power" mode, and left it there, resulting in a recorded mpg figure of 39.9mpg. Great sales aid, that....

GJC

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Yes, I thought that might happen....

I can certainly achieve 80mpg, by cruising at a lower speed and ignoring the hilly bits near home. But I prefer to cruise at around 70mph, keeping up with traffic, and to quote real-world whole-usage fuel figures. And for that, 60mpg for a family-sized hatchback is good. There are a few diesel cars that can match it, but diesel costs more than petrol, and you know what? I do this for my own financial benefit, mostly.

I am about to go on a holiday that involves a long drive, which I will probably do at 90+mph. It'll be interesting to see what fuel figures I get then.

GJC

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Spot on.

Faced with the choice you posit, I went for the Prius. The Auris just felt less refined, less of an integrated whole, and not by small margins, rather by big, huge gobs. The Prius also has some options that you can't get on the Auris, notable adaptive cruise control.

Having now done 4,000 miles, by the way, the Prius has logged pretty much exactly 60mpg for mostly 70mph motorway usage, which will do for me.

I am told by the Toyota sales lizard that Toyota are aiming to go hybrid across their entire range. I'm looking forward to seeing the small models, notably the Yaris, with a hybrid drive-train.

GJC

Pirate Bay verdict: Three operators lose appeal

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Absolutely.

I do the same, download new albums from TPB and other places, listen to them once or twice, then delete the download and buy the album if I like it enough to continue listening to it. This has resulted in me buying a load more albums than I would otherwise have done - ten years back I had pretty much stopped buying any music, then easy downloading came along and now I buy a couple of albums a month.

Yet apparently I'm a criminal for doing so. Go figure....

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Regional accent read-outs coming to satnavs

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Ah, good....

....yet another reason to disable the voice guidance.

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Kids want Santa to bring iPads not consoles

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Ah, yes, a recent conversation:

Campbell Jr. "Daddy, can I have an iPad?"

Campbell Snr. "Of course you can, dearest offspring."

Campbell Jr. "What? Really? For Christmas?"

Campbell Snr. "Don't be so bloody stupid. Start saving. Oh, and you'll need to budget for a PC to install iTunes on, it's not coming anywhere near anything I support."

She hasn't spoken to me since. I have a feeling she'll be relating the story to a therapist some years hence....

GJC

Elon Musk's SpaceX gets unique commercial re-entry licence

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Next stop....

....The Future!

I for one cannot wait.

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