* Posts by Geoff Campbell

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Antimatter hangs around at CERN

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Next stop....

....the NCC-1701.

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HTC Sensation dual core Android smartphone

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Seems pricey

O2 have the Galaxy S2 on PAYG for £399. Quite stunningly good value for money.

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Battery life

The Galaxy S2 is happy to go 2, or even 3, days with an average usage profile. It's way better than the previous generation of smartphones.

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Acer Iconia Tab A500 10in Android tablet

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Updates for Honeycomb are simple

There are limited options for provider customisation, so updates come straight from the source. Thus, updates are no more a problem than with a Windows or Linux device.

I'm not sure the situation with phone versions of Android is as bad as some people make out, either. I've got a selection in front of me now, and even the oldest and clunkiest, an original Samsung Galaxy, is running v2.0, albeit quite slowly. Most of them are on Gingerbread. I've not had an Acer phone, though.

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Transformer

Just got mine today, Amazon shipped it yesterday. It is absolutely beautiful, the first time a new form factor has excited me for many long years in the industry. How it actually works out as a day-to-day machine, of course, remains to be seen.

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Nokia: When pigeons fly home to roast

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@Magnus

I only know kids in the UK, but of them, only two have Blackberries, bought for them by their parents, and they hate them. Of the others, the objects of desire seems more or less equally split between Apple and Android.

I think Elop took the only path available to him and Nokia. Whether they survive remains to be seen, but it's certain they would have died with MeeGo as their party trick.

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Have you tried Windows Phone 7?

It's pretty bloody good. Forget everything you know about Windows Mobile, which was OK in the context of what they were trying to do, but crap in the context of phone operating systems.

Try and get hold of an HTC HD7, if you haven't seen one. It's a revelation, and I think Windows 8 next year is going to be quite something.

I'll carry on using my Android phones for now, though, having said all that.

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CIX conferencing system is bought out – again

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Which time?

There were a few that I remember.

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Gwyn!

My dear chap, where've you been hiding? Still on the borders?

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Ah, yes.

It was the other Stu who moved to Cardiff, I now remember. Do by all means drop me a line, we should organise a CIX survivors party.

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Authors

Not only them, but also Charles Stross, and just about every leading IT, and some non-IT, journo of the '90s.

And me, of course.

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@Stu

Ah, yes, there was a time when CIX was the place all the top techies from the UK ISPs went after work, to rant drunkenly about the money men, the sales teams, and the customers, whilst maintaining our best professional poker faces in our own official support conferences.

Damn, I miss those days :-)

You still out Cardiff way (and apologies if I've mis-remembered that, it was a while back)? We still have a big sort-of-but-not-quite CIX pissup at my place in August, if you're free?

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Usenet

The NNTP protocol, and therefore Usenet, pre-dates CIX by a couple of years, but the concept is similar, and as you say, CIX has no spam. It also has a much more sophisticated threading system, and a history of subsets of the users meeting face to face regularly, leading to a much more civil environment. Flame wars still happen, of course, but at least they're threaded properly.

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Got to be worth a try, Robert

It seems to me that CIX is the ideal home for small fragments of user populations around the place.

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Thanks for the mention, Liam

I think that's the first time TWIX has ever appeared in the press, anywhere.

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Apple nemesis sues iOS, Mac, and Android devs

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"On a network somewhere"

Well, that's covered by Advanced Netware v1 from the mid '80s.

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Lockheed-Martin signs on for D-Wave prototype computer

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Well....

....I think there is a world market for maybe five of these things.

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ARM-based MacBook Air test sample spied

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@Fiddlesticks

Asus Eeepad Transformer. And get biblically drunk for a month on the savings. Sorted.

(Yeah, I know, let the down-voting commence....)

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Judgment Day prophet resets doomsday clock

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@Lee

I would have been positively offended had I not been left behind, personally.

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Samsung Galaxy S II dual core Android smartphone

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No notification light that I've noticed.

You have to hit the power button, and the notifications show on the screen lock page. All the normal audio/vibrate notifications, of course.

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OTA updates are supported on the S2

But they seem to lag behind those offered via Kies, sadly.

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Believe me when I say....

....that being Windows-only is the *least* of Kies many, many problems. Samsung make gorgeous, wonderful, stunning phones, but can't write client software worth shit.

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@Monty

Yes, same here - battery life in normal use is way better than the old Galaxy S, I suspect it would go two days without a charge with my usage. Although it can still be flattened in three or four hours using critical business applications, for example Tower Raiders. That really hammers the CPU, though.

I think this is the nicest phone I've ever owned or used.

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99% of Android phones leak secret account credentials

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I regularly get updates from Samsung

There's one downloading for my Galaxy S2 even as I type, and roll-out of Gingerbread for the Tab is about to start, I'm told.

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Boffins develop method of driving computers insane

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Yes

Yes, they do.

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Err, right....

So they just (re)discovered Garbage In, Garbage Out? A central plank of IT for, oh, 50 years or so? How much are these clowns paid?

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Boffins herald end of stiff screens

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I think it's been done.

Not the watch strap link thing, but properly flexible batteries - I seem to recall reading an article on research into a battery that could be printed onto a paper substrate. Doubt it had much capacity, though.

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Why am I so forcibly reminded....

....of all those TV programmes from the '50s showing how glorious the future would be in the year 2000?

The one true, fixed attribute of the future is that it cannot be predicted at the micro level. And most of the macro predictions are wrong, too.

Beer, anyone?

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Samsung quietly lowers tablet graphics chip spec

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Like for like?

Remember that Apple charge extra for 3G, that they don't have expandable memory, and that the higher memory versions cost more. I don't recall any Android tablet actually costing more than the equivalent iPad, as opposed to the non-expandable, non-3G entry spec iPad.

My knowledge is not exhaustive, however, are there any examples you know of?

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Nah

I've got four Galaxy devices, and they all work perfectly. The new Galaxy S2 is a thing of real beauty, in fact.

Perhaps you're not holding them right?

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Why do you say that?

Is it actually the case? My experience is that some buyers will buy Apple no matter what, but others will buy whatever does the job for them, and don't have a bias towards Apple gear if the price/performance curves are approximately equal.

Of course, Apple do have a formidable marketing machine to persuade floating purchasers, but I'm not sure that carries the weight you seem to ascribe to it. Still, we will see in time, I guess.

Personally, I'm enjoying being an early adopter, but then I like a little chaos in my life :-)

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Apple confirms white iPhone 4 on sale tomorrow

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Well....

....leave a white one out in the sun for a few days, that should do it.

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I was certainly hoping to, yes.

I notice I got down-voted for doing so. Must be some marketing people in tonight.

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Well, that fails the "So what?" test:

“The white iPhone 4 has finally arrived and it’s beautiful,” gushed Phil Schiller, Apple’s marketing chief

He's hardly going to say "We've finally managed to get the bastard thing out of the door, and in all honesty I think it looks like a cheap pile of tat, but no doubt someone will buy it", is he? Thus, he's rather wasted his time and ours.

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Amazon cloud still on fritz after 36 hours

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@AC

Absolutely - that's what the SLA should define. And an uptime with no service credits or refund for breaches is nothing more than a starting point for a really cool origami crane....

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You Fail, Sir.

That's not what 99.95% uptime means. They've blown it for this quarter/year/whatever their measurement period is. Next measurement period, the clock is reset.

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World's Biggest Pac-Man keeps growing

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Well, that's the Easter weekend taken care of.

I didn't want to do anything productive anyway.

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Calling all readers: Want some new icons?

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Seconded on the FacePalm

Or alternatively a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" icon.

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Google pours millions into wind power

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Well, do the sums....

Depends on the car. If you assume CO2 emissions of 200g/km, not entirely unreasonable for a mid-range car, that's 28,600 km to produce 5.72 tonnes of CO2, not a particularly high mileage. So that's certainly not an unreasonable claim, within the normal bounds of marketing wiggle room.

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Samsung threatens Apple in response to patent lawsuit

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Ah, this shit just got interesting.

I shall go and put on some pop-corn, I think.

Just imagine if Samsung decide to take their ball and go home. What would Apple make their devices from then?

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Wii 2 announcement in June

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So, let me see if I've got this right.

The Wii, pioneer of motion control hardware and gaming, is about to be updated, but your sources cannot say whether or not it will use motion control?

Put your analyst on danger money, baby. And fire your sources, whilst you're at it.

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Project Ceylon – Red Hat builds Java killer replacement

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Two words

Custard Shoehorn

This is fun, can we all play?

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Am I the only one....

....that (mis)read that as Project Cylon, and trembled just a little bit?

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Dixons' best chance? Quit the UK and move to Sweden

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@AC

Well, yes, but that's rather the point. High street retailers need to learn to give all of their customers the best deal they can, all of the time, regardless of communication skills, appearances, or any other value judgement you want to apply to said customers. We shouldn't have to jump through ridiculous hoops like ordering on-line to pick up in store, in order to get the price that results.

Not learning this lesson is why the high street stores are dying. Well, one of the reasons, anyway.

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Asus Eee Pad tablet-cum-netbook ship date slips

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Bugger

That is all.....

NASA hands out second-hand shuttles

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Can I have one, please, Mister?

I'll be *really* good, honest....

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iPhone 5? You might be waiting till 2012

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Nah

Trying too hard, Dave, trying too hard....

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Apple to dominate tablet biz through 2015

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@S2S

Prick.

That is all.

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It's the oldest working Seagate drive in the UK

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Definitely.

There's at least one IBM XT up there, plus a TRS-80 with an 8" hard drive.

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