* Posts by Geoff Campbell

1879 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2008

'Over half' of Android devices have unpatched holes

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Linux

Re: Upgrades

"*sigh* just because you can tinker with your PC and put the latest version of Windows on there doesn't mean the average punter on the street can or wants the hassle of doing it."

It's a computer that can make and receive phone calls, not a phone. You want a phone, get a 6310i, it does the job *much* better. As it's a computer, the OS is upgradeable.

Yes, not everyone will want to do this. But the option is there if you want to take control and step out of what you see as a problematic situation.

GJC

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Linux

Re: Shut up and pay

There is an easy, quick answer:

http://www.cyanogenmod.com/devices/samsung-galaxy-s2

GJC

iPhone 5 adaptors goldrush begins

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Pirate

Re: No profit for Apple?

You'd think not, wouldn't you?

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/news/4272628

GJC

Ding dong, the Ping is dead! Apple brings in Facebook for iTunes

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Linux

Re: Can anyone....

This doesn't help you at all, but this is why any MP3 player I buy must be able to accept content using a simple drag n' drop.

GJC

Apple iPhone 5 hands-on review

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Linux

Re: Screen advantages

The new screen is indeed thinner, but I don't think that was the driver.

Tim Cook is noted as being a wizard production process man, and has been credited with a lot of the advances Apple has made in how they build their stuff. The new screen has, as you say, the touchscreen sensors built in, eliminating an apparently tricky and occasionally failure-prone process of sticking the touchscreen to the glass front.

I suspect the reduction in thickness was just a useful byproduct.

GJC

Apple Lightning adaptors reveal limitations

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Exposed conductors

Am I the only one seeing a problem with having exposed conductors on the Lightning cable? Leave the cable plugged into the charger or PC, pick the end up clumsily, and you can short out the power to earth, or to the signalling pins.

Seems like (whisper it quietly) bad design to me.

GJC

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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Re: @AC 07:41 Cradles

Cables? Well, yes, I do occasionally need to plug it into a USB cable for charging, until the inductive charging pad is released for it this month. Then I won't have to bother.

GJC

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Boffin

@AC 07:41 Cradles

Well, yes, I can see how your retarded phone might need a cradle. My various Android devices all talk to my car systems via Bluetooth, stream phone calls, music, audio books, text messages, and acting as an Internet access point so the car can update mapping information, speed cameras, traffic information, weather, and so on in real time.

Come on and join us in the 21st Century, it's very nice.

GJC

UK ice boffin: 'Arctic melt equivalent to 20 years of CO2'

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Boffin

Re: This is actually quite good for the UK power wise.

About 25 m/s, or 50mph, IIRC for my little self-furling 1.4kW unit. Probably about the same for the big buggers.

GJC

Patent flame storm: Reg hack biteback in reader-pack sack attack

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Happy

Re: @Alfred

I'm so glad someone is reading what I write.

GJC

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Boffin

Re: Oh, that's easy.

Scope creep.

I can extend the output size to 32 bits, or even 64 if you insist on being so profligate.

GJC

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Boffin

Oh, that's easy.

I can write you a program today to compress any size of input file containing any random sequence into only 16 bits.

The look-up table for the decompression process is a bit of a bitch, mind you.

GJC

Space Jam: stripped bolt bugs spacewalkers

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Boffin

Thread measurement system is not relevant

There are coarse and fine threads in metric just as much as in imperial systems.

GJC

So, just what is the ultimate bacon sarnie?

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Pint

Re: I cannot let this pass.

Ah, well, if you don't want to think, there's not a lot I can do to help you. Pretty much everyone who has tried this has loved it, for the record.

GJC

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And here is the "before" shot.

If I remember correctly, we had to go and get some more supplies for the Monday morning, that year.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ramtops/4944847957/

GJC

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Re: @enigmatix

You are too kind.

It turns out there is some photographic evidence of a precursor version, as seen here:

http://budley.quatermass.co.uk/2012/08/31/izza-bacon-good/

GJC

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Boffin

I cannot let this pass.

I do not, sadly, have pictures, as we were mostly too drunk to be trusted with cameras. The very best bacon roll involves cooking the bacon on a barbecue, carefully balancing three or four rashers on a burger bun on top of a thick slice of black pudding, similarly barbecued, and then adding as much parmesan as you can get to stay in the bun.

We do this every year during a four-day party to celebrate the August Bank Holiday. Absolutely delicious, especially when washed down with a bottle of good red wine. Breakfast of champions.

GJC

'This lawsuit is not about patents or money, it's about values'

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Happy

Re: @Matt

Quite likely, which is why I said "Several"

GJC

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Re: My postcard

Utterly Dagenham(*), I'd say.

GJC

(*) for our foreign listeners, Dagenham is a town in Essex which is several stops beyond Barking on the District line of the London Underground(**)

(**) Jokes really don't work when you explain then, do they?

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Boffin

Re: Sounds interesting...

This is a good summary:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19425052

I particularly like the bit where Our Hero redefines prior art on pinch-to-zoom with a requirement that the Apple implementation should be op-code compatible with the older hardware. Utterly bizarre.

GJC

Jury awards Apple $1bn damages in Samsung patent case

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Boffin

PC BIOS

Ah, how the memories fade, apparently.

The IBM PC BIOS was locked down to such an extent that one could buy the IBM PC XT Technical Reference manual that contained, in an appendix, a complete source code listing of the BIOS for the machine.

Compaq were clever enough to ignore that, and do a clean-room re-engineering based just on the documented API. Come to think of it, I wonder why that wasn't quoted as precedent in the Oracle API case recently? I'm fairly sure that the Compaq implementation was the subject of a court case at one stage.

GJC

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Unhappy

Re: The day the tech industry died.

What a very distressing thought. I wouldn't be at all surprised.

GJC

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WTF?

The day the tech industry died.

A sad, sad day. I wonder who Apple will go after next?

Mind you, they've just set themselves up for a fall. I wonder what innovation we'll see when they release the NuiPhone later in the year? And how much of it will be features copied from Android, a trick they have some previous form for?

Oh, well, I guess life goes on.

GJC

Leaked Genius Bar manual shows Apple's smooth seductions

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Linux

Sales training

I see various people have made the point that this is just good training for shop-floor staff.

I also see that nowhere in any of the write-ups of this story is there mention made of the manual training the staff how to discuss and clarify the customers' requirements from a computer before taking over the conversation. Ho hum.

GJC

Beck's open-source challenge to freetards: play it yourself!

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Happy

Re: Who the hell is Beck?

Oh, fair point - I do now recall the Futurama reference. I thought exactly the same when I watched that episode, too.

I suppose some research is in order...

GJC

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WTF?

Who the hell is Beck?

Can't say I've ever heard of him/her/it, I confess.

GJC

Apple granted patent for in-cell touchscreen display tech

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Boffin

Re: 2001

1968, FWIW.

GJC

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Boffin

Re: The way I see it

Well, kinda. A friend who works in the industry tells me that the cyclonic setup used by Dyson had been in use for many decades previously for industrial dust extraction systems. So the relevance of the Dyson patent to Apple's spate of "standard stuff but done on a phone" patents is quite acute.

GJC

Designer punked fanbois with asymmetric screw

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Boffin

Re: Hey! Apple!

Perfectly good design? Looks to me like a standard flat-blade screwdriver of the right size would fit nicely.

Personally, I *like* security screws. It acts as an idiot filter and means when friends bring me their gadgets to fix they haven't already had a go themselves.

GJC

Asus Transformer Pad Infinity 64GB Android tablet review

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Boffin

Memory cards

The older Transformer reads SDXC cards, so no doubt this one will, too, which with currently available cards gives you scope for 192GB of extra storage, 128GB in the dock and 64GB in the tablet (assuming a full sized slot in the dock, as per the original Transformer?). No doubt we will soon see those sizes double again, which will be kinda insane.

GJC

Will Samsung's patent court doc leak backfire spectacularly?

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FAIL

Re: Part of a larger problem.

No, the whole point of a jury is to provide a panel of non-expert people to whom the experts have to make their case, in plain and non-technical language. Loading the jury with experts would be very silly indeed, and a recipe for disaster.

GJC

Dell uncloaks trio of muscular mobile workstations

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Re: @JC_

Yeah, accuracy and good research is not a popular approach to life, for some people :-)

GJC

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Re: Stuff the battery life - fingers crossed for a decent screen size

20%?

The difference between 1080 and 1200 is 11%. Useful, but given the huge availability of 1080 screens currently, I suspect that extra 11% will carry a big price premium.

GJC

Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders

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Boffin

@ Azzy

"You can't even connect to a file server on your local network (accessing SMB shares requires a rooted device)."

Load of old tosh. Astro file manager with the (for reasons I fail to understand) separately listed SMB module, sorted. No root access required.

You're welcome.

GJC

Devolo dLAN 500Mb/s powerline network adaptor review

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Boffin

Re: Cat5 and Gigabit

Well, no, they wouldn't have, you want at least Cat6 for a stable gigabit network. Just like I have here at home, in fact.

GJC

Google pushing Jelly Bean updates to Android devices

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The Truth? You can't handle (or recognise, apparently) the truth.

My three year old Samsung Galaxy S is running ICS. I expect it to be upgraded to JB this year. This is the power of proper open systems.

Yes, it needs a little work on my part, and a little knowledge. Too much for you, I take it?

GJC

Door creaks and girl farts: computing in the real world

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Boffin

Re: RE: what else do you want - parallel printer ports?

Well, yes, OK, fair point. A further ten seconds got me this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0041UEFXI/ref=asc_df_B0041UEFXI8651985

Anything else you're having trouble with today?

GJC

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Boffin

Re: RE: what else do you want - parallel printer ports?

Oh for fuck's sake, what are you, a bunch of whiney lusers?

15 seconds - 15 *whole* seconds - with Google got me this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Link-High-IEEE-Parallel-Printer/dp/B00109V6JO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1341576504&sr=8-1

You're welcome.

GJC

Revealed at last: Universe's intergalactic dark matter skeleton

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Boffin

Re: What's that in hamsters?

Quite a few.

GJC

CERN catches a glimpse of Higgs-like boson

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Happy

Re: Or, in plain English...

Well, we could start by dismantling the Higgs, now that we've found it.

GJC

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Boffin

Re: Or, in plain English...

Well, let's look into the cost question a bit closer, shall we?

The latest figures I can find are that the LHC had cost 7.5 billion euros to June 2010. Let's assume that expenditure has been about steady for the two years since then, that will be a further billion euros to date, in round figures.

That's over 17 years, and it is funded by "Europe", so for the sake of argument let's say 15 countries, to err on the conservative side.

That gives an expenditure of 33.3 million euros per country per year. Which is an utterly trivial rounding error on the budgets of any one of those countries, and is certainly way outside of any definition of "gazillion" I have ever encountered.

I just wish we could get such cooperative international funding applied to more scientific projects, personally.

GJC

CANNIBAL! Apple's 7.85in iPad will EAT 9.7in iPad sales

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Boffin

I'm not so sure.

Without doing anything so tedious as actual calculations or looking up information, it strikes me that 1024x768 will result in a wider, shorter unit than previous 7" tablets, especially if the screen is 7.85" rather than 7".

Which means it probably won't have the one really useful attribute of the existing 7" tablets, the ability to slip into a jacket pocket. The existing 7" ones only just fit in most pockets I've tried, an extra half inch would stop that.

That would certainly stop me buying one.

Anyway, it's all bollocks until they are announced, so I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

GJC

Techies evac'd as raging wildfire menaces $100m Colorado data centre

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Pirate

Hmmmmm.

OK, so HP find a nice site, with a good chance of a serious forest fire. They build a data centre there. Forest fire happens. Presumably data is, or will shortly be, destroyed.

Anyone else reminded of the accountancy practices of Megadodo Publications?

GJC

Apple wins US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Tab 10.1

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Boffin

Form follows function

I'm assuming here that the patent in question is the infamous "Rectangle with rounded corners" one.

In which case this is just bloody silly, and needs sorting forthwith. Imagine the situation had Philips or someone gained a similar patent on TVs being a square-ish box with a screen on the front back in the '50s? Or a flat-screen TV being a rectangle with supporting feet in the '90s? That would have been stupid, and this is equally stupid.

Tablet computing devices pretty much have to be rectangles a bit larger than the screen they contain, and the only sensible way to build them is with rounded corners.

GJC

Microsoft's Surface plan means the world belongs to Android now

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Linux

Re: Many people saying Android has failed on tablets..

Same here, and there's plenty of innovation going on with Android tablets, too - witness my current favourite, the Asus Transformer, of which MS's Surface is just a copy, really, albeit apparently a beautifully thought-out and engineered copy.

Only thing we can say with any certainty is that the next few years are going to be quite a ride, in a good way, at least in the IT world.

GJC

Ford touts tech to bottle up traffic jams

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Go

Re: Up to 30mph only

That's interesting. I've been cursing the adaptive cruise control on my Toyota for a couple of years, because it cuts out under 25mph, making it a bit of a pain on UK motorways during the rush hour. Great in free-flowing traffic, though.

GJC

Dixons Retail: A mirror held up to Europe

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Re: I can't wait for them to go under completely

Well, your first mistake was going into there at all for a component. If I recall correctly, I have seen SATA cables on their shelves, but not at prices I would ever be willing to pay.

GJC

Microsoft set to 'do a Nexus' with its Surface tablet

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Stop

Re: On the other hand

Without iOS and OSX, Apple would sell pretty much no hardware.

GJC

Windows Metro Maoist cadres reach desktop, pound it flat

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FAIL

The '80s called....

....they'd like their GUI back.

GJC

Touchscreens to get finger friendly

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@Ian

It's obviously early days, but I'd be very surprised if you could touch-type on these keys. If I'm reading it right, the keys are immobile, and still capacitive, so that touching them will register a key-press. If this is the case, I'm very much afraid this looks rather useless, if extremely cool. Still, we shall see.

GJC