* Posts by Geoff Campbell

1878 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2008

Toyota Prius Plug-in Hybrid car review

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Re: Elephant in the room

There are plenty of 12 year old Priuses around. Most are still on the original battery pack. Toyota provides something like ten years of warranty for the battery pack, if I remember correctly.

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iPad Mini vs Nexus 7: inch makes all the difference, says Apple CEO

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Re: Read many long, skinny books do you?

Just call me Quixote...

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Re: Read many long, skinny books do you?

Well, now, it's interesting you should raise that....

In the UK, most paperbacks come in one of three sizes, all of which are, pretty much, 16:10 aspect ratio (they vary a little around that, one format is exactly 16:10, one is 16.1:10, another is 15.3:10, but close enough). The Nexus 7 is 16:10.

So, do go on with your assertion as to how the iPad's 4:3 is perfect for reading on?

GJC

Apple squeaks over revenue estimates, misses earnings target

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Re: "Make you pay"

Ah, well, that's rather the point, isn't it? Apple cannot, in fact *make* anyone pay for anything. What they can do is to *ask* consumers to pay for certain things. And if they get the functions or price/performance wrong, consumers will say "Err, no thanks", and go elsewhere.

There is no sign of this happening at the moment, I should say. But any company is only ever one wrongly-designed product refresh away from disaster, whether they are Apple, Dell, Ford, or Tomy.

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(Paris, because of course her price/performance offering is always right, and it's Friday)

Apple's iPad Mini mishap: scratching out the retina screen

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Re: Pockets generally aren't 1-dimensional…

It's nearly 10% bigger. Given that "fitting in pocket" is a binary state for a given tablet/pocket combination, and further given that the Nexus 7 just slips nicely into either a back jeans pocket or an inside jacket pocket with little width to spare, I think, as I predicted months ago, that the iPad Mini is too wide. Which rules it out for my uses.

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Re: Owners of rival devices will disagree, but the sales say it all.

Tried a GT86? A very worthy modern successor.

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Re: Death of a salesman

I don't believe Apple ever used cutting-edge technology, really. I think their success was in making people believe they did, and now that the shine has come off of that myth, it'll be interesting to see how they react.

I don't criticise them for not being on the cutting edge, by the way. It's a dangerous and sometimes nasty place to be, no matter how much I personally love fiddling with technology that is right out there.

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US patent office prepares to kill off Apple's bounce-back patent

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No, not the end, or at least not necessarily.

But certainly the start of a new phase. One in which they are facing a lot more, and better organised, competition. How they respond will decide the future of the company.

I'm not sure I'd be investing in Apple shares any time soon. I did have a small chortle at a friend who recently exclaimed "Apple down to $632! Time to buy!". Fortunately for him, he didn't have the courage of his convictions.

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Windows 8: An awful lot of change for a single release

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Re: Digital Research?

He did indeed. And to assert that security was some sort of afterthought in the NT design is patently ridiculous.

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Apple loses UK 'Samsung copied us' appeal: Must publicly GROVEL

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You're kidding, right?

A UK Judge being used as an arbiter of what is cool? I suspect that would kill Apple's sales stone dead overnight.

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Look behind you, WD: Seagate's turned up, and it has 3 biz drives

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Re: Wake me up when they go below 140 quid

That's an inordinately long way of saying "Leading edge".

The highest capacity drives are always more expensive per GB than older models. And always will be. But the price drop, when it comes, will be swift and very pleasing.

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Craig, Connery or ... Dalton? Vote now for the ultimate James Bond

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Re: OUTRAGE!

Damn, you beat me too it. So I shall just have to out-nerd you and add Barry Nelson; Michael Jayston; and Toby Stephens to the outrage list.

(No, I have no idea who they are, either. Ain't Wikipedia great?)

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Amazon prices up Kindle Paperwhite for Blighty

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Re: Kobo Glo

There are no adverts on the Kindle in the UK, as far as I can tell.

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Wall warts

I'm drowning in USB mains and car chargers here, and in the very unlikely event that the all go missing overnight, a new one can be purchased for a few pounds, and while I'm waiting for it to arrive I can charge from my PC. I really don't see the point in shipping out a new one with every device.

GJC

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Front-lit rather than back-lit, surely?

I've pre-ordered one, it looks very nice.

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Ballmer aims chair at Apple after Windows package miss

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Re: Linux et al

Well, yes, it is what I think, that's why I wrote it, do you see?

Different people work in different ways. A significant chunk of the PC market do indeed read documentation, in my experience. In a different market, I read documentation when I'm trying to implement something I've not done before, or when I come across an unusual result that I don't understand.

I also read forums and other web resources, and sometimes that works.

Here's a thought - you and others are, in fact, quite correct when you say that a lot of documentation for commercial software is shite. Perhaps the FOSS movement could gain some traction by putting itself forward as an alternative that comes with proper documentation, to encourage newcomers?

GJC

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Re: Signing

This twat does, thanks. I also refuse to post anonymously, because I believe in standing behind my views.

Now do fuck off, there's a good chap.

GJC

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Re: Linux et al

First thing the FOSS movement needs to do in order to be in a position to gain any significant market share is to engage some decent technical authors. The documentation for FOSS products is universally horrible, if it exists at all, in my experience.

Once that's done, we can start talking about usability labs.

(FTOAD, I use FOSS extensively myself, trading my time taken working around the deficiencies against the cost of commercial software. End users and corporate IT departments will never be willing to make the same trade-off.)

GJC

New Zealand issues Hobbit money

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Re: And remember, children...

Nah. Philatelists were mentioned in the article, though, so I figured, what the hell?

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And remember, children...

...philately will get you nowhere.

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NetSuite CEO Zach Nelson expects toothbrush commerce

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WTF?

Gods, I hope not...

Surely we as a species have enough spare mental capacity to work out when our toothbrushes and windscreen wipers require replacing, without having to be told so by a sensor running to a manufacturer's agenda?

I mean, yes, sensors where it counts, where components are hidden away, hard to check, and important - brake pads, for example. But toothbrushes and windscreen wipers? Truly this civilisation is doomed...

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Motörheadphönes ears-in review

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Re: Time has been kinder...

To be fair, Lemmy has never been the most handsome of creatures, even when he was younger.

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Re: who knows....

Ah, the Guildford Civic Hall. Scene of many a great gig, including my first ever, Wishbone Ash in about 1980/81. I'm not sure I ever saw Motorhead there, though. Excellent in the Hammersmith Odeon, all through the '80s, I think I saw them 7 or 8 times, it was a great decade. Still good value even now, I saw them with Joan Jett and Alice Cooper in Bournemouth a couple of years back.

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Harvester garners iFans with first UK Passbook e-voucher

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Re: Eh?

Well, the few times I've used them, they were over-priced and served very poor quality food, cooked adequately but to a formula. So I only ever go there if there is no other option, or I'm with a group that have already booked a table.

Generally I can find much better food for the same price in any one of a number of independent restaurants within a few hundred yards, I find.

GJC

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Yup

I guess we've just nailed the demographic of the iPhone user base, right there...

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Microsoft plans midnight launch for Surface

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Re: Disambiguation

I always use 24:00 for midnight when misunderstanding could cause problems.

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Samsung Galaxy Note 2 review

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Re: @Dave

True enough, and I can certainly see the Note family being classed as a Tablet rather than a phone, as well. Ain't choice grand?

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Re: It's MOAR! The shamsung school of design

It's their biggest phone. They do many different sizes, giving the consumer the choice of which size to buy. Strange concept, I know...

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Re: Ridicule

And have you asked your friend whether or not he is happy with it? Or do you just ridicule him based on your preferences? I used to have some "friends" like that, until I decided that they were in fact no such thing.

GJC

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Re: "Linky to the holder, please?"

What a great idea. I found the DiMeCard, no doubt others are available:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005SPQ8XK/ref=pd_1ctyhuc__bxgy_01_01

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New science: seas will rise due to CO2 ... but not for centuries

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LP;DR

Well, what's the point, really?

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Simon Cowell plans X Factor for Tech

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Flame

Fuck off, Cowell.

Just fuck right off.

GJC

iPhone 5 sales curbed by lack of smashable screens – report

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Re: AppleCare

So Apple will sell you an insurance policy for your iPhone. So fucking what? I can buy insurance for my S3, too. In fact I have a feeling it is probably covered by my house contents insurance. Although personally, I prefer to handle it carefully such that I don't drop it.

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Samsung slams Apple patent jury, wants new trial in US

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Re: "Stuff" I have to say that I am not sure.

True enough, certainly.

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Re: Stuff

Actually, you raise an interesting point - why did not one or more of the other jurors mention Hogan's behaviour to the Judge? I'm pretty sure I would have, had I been there.

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Re: "Meanwhile, Hogan himself told Bloomberg TV the same thing."

Furthermore, somewhere on Groklaw there is a hilarious explanation given by Hogan as to how he reasoned that the Apple software patents were valid, demonstrating in vivid and brain-aching detail that he doesn't understand the first faintest detail of how software is developed. In essence, he was saying that for the patent to be invalid, the prior art must be byte for byte compatible with the new development, so that you could take the older program and run it without recompilation on the newer hardware.

Wait, what? Is he fucking kidding?

GJC

Polish Samsung Galaxy S IIIs first to scoff Jelly Bean update

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Re: I just got an S3 for the wife.

Seems like a fair exchange.

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*Way* ahead of you...

I've had JB on my S3 for a long, long time (couple of months, from memory), courtesy of CyanogenMod 10. There's also been an officially Samsung build floating around for some weeks, I installed it but then remembered how much cruft Touchwiz adds to the phone, and went back to CM10.

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Seagate: Our tech will be better than WD's helium-filled hardness

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Re: Hybrids

Having used both in the same laptop (a Seagate Momentus hybrid followed later by a Crucial M4 SSD) I can certainly believe 2 seconds quicker for the hybrid after a few boot cycles to train the cache, although I didn't ever time it formally. They really do have a massive effect on boot and application load times.

This is with Windows 7, FTAOD.

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Events in stratosphere can affect Earth's entire climate

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WTF?

"presumably against a general long-term upward trend due to increased atmospheric carbon"

Who are you, and what have you done with Lewis Page?

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The Jupiter Ace: 40 years on

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Re: Best investment I ever made.

Well, you can't really blame us for your lack of foresight :-)

I was buying up a whole bunch of different stuff, as I wanted to have them to play with later on in life. Got all sorts of machines, mostly for a tenner - to the point where the TLA GST was coined on some systems, for "Geoff Standard Tenner" as a unit of currency.

Twenty years on, I realised there was no point in having a loft full of machines I wasn't getting the time to even look at, and decided to sell them on to people with more spare time and enthusiasm than I had. I was quite surprised by what some of them fetched.

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Best investment I ever made.

Bought one some time in the '90s for a tenner, sold it on eBay recently for something over £300. Better return than any of my supposed pension investments.

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Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app

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Re: Native Google maps

Certainly Apple have past form for refusing to allow apps that duplicate functions already on the phone. I wonder if they might invoke that clause to block a Google Maps native app?

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How hard is 3D printing?

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Re: Christmas crackers and cornflake packets

Metal support is already here.

I was at one of the trade shows a while ago, there is at least one company doing additive manufacturing with metals. The machine uses a different process, fusing a bed of powder with a high-power laser (no sign of any sharks in the model I saw, sadly). This allows for some fascinating light-weight metal structures to be made.

I think the company I spoke to are only leasing machines currently, and they are at the eye-watering, if-Sir-needs-to-ask end of the cost range, but they do exist.

GJC

Apple forecast to sell 8m iPhone 5s next weekend

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Context?

Do I recall correctly that the Galaxy S3 managed 9 million advance orders? Or am I hallucinating?

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Microsoft bod dreams up 'Star Trek holodeck' games console

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WTF?

@AC 13:02

I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say, so have a down-vote on the basis that I might disagree with you if I understood your post. It's always best to play it safe in these situations, don't you find?

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Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'

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Re: A core of truth indeed

Oh, you might be surprised. Most religions allow for the messiah to return from the dead, why should Apple be any different?

What, too soon?

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Oi, don't leave Cymru in broadband slow lane, MPs warn

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Re: Wales wants fast broadband

Well, I'm sure the sheep will enjoy it, but I suspect the 3 million people who live here will make more use of it.

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'Over half' of Android devices have unpatched holes

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Re: @Test Man

I just provided the link to the solution to that problem. Most phones can get stock Android with no manufacturer or operator cruft on.

Yes, I agree, the first-time installation is not as simple as, say, Windows 7, but there are step by step guides provided. Once you've done the first one, upgrading is generally just a matter of copying a zip file onto the phone, rebooting, and selecting the "upgrade me!" option from the menu.

GJC

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Re: Upgrades

"*sigh* just because you can tinker with your PC and put the latest version of Windows on there doesn't mean the average punter on the street can or wants the hassle of doing it."

It's a computer that can make and receive phone calls, not a phone. You want a phone, get a 6310i, it does the job *much* better. As it's a computer, the OS is upgradeable.

Yes, not everyone will want to do this. But the option is there if you want to take control and step out of what you see as a problematic situation.

GJC