1199 posts • joined 13 Jun 2008
Re: Sounds about right
What a bunch of miserable, misanthropic curmudgeons you all are.
I try and fix computers for friends and reliatives whenever I can. It's a skill I have, and they are people I like, so I try to help them out. They, in turn, do things for me when they have skills that can help me out.
An age rating on every web page?
Well, it's good to know someone has a solution to the unemployment problem.
She's well trained, she used her sister's phone...
I have two teenage daughters. I'm really proud of what they have learned and achieved so far, and I certainly don't recognise in them the pictures painted by grumpy old men such as Ellison.
(Recent amusing anecdote - SMS from eldest asking me to buy her coffee filters, ammonia, and iodine. I was very proud. And yes, I did, I don't think she'll blow up anything too important.)
Re: Just to be boring ...
And in what way does that change what I said?
Re: Just to be boring ...
Or, in the case of the partner, a lucky accident.
Re: wish i could charge $1100 an hour just for talking to people...
Whether or not you will get paid is, of course, an entirely separate discussion. And probably quite a short one.
CEOs are answerable to the board. That's how companies work.
If you can't handle the pressure and manage that situation, don't apply for the position. Bloody lightweights.
Re: Rent Control wont work either
Simply by removing some potential customers that might otherwise use public transport, the Google buses change the arithmetic, potentially making some routes less viable. I have no idea of the actual impact this might be having, however, not having any relevant figures to hand.
Re: Rent Control wont work either
Are the buses neighbourhood-friendly, though? They seem to me to work against the deployment of decent public transport that everyone can use, and from that perspective I can see the point of the protesters. I wonder if the Google and Apple employees would choose to live in Oakland if they had to rely on public or private transport to get to work, rather than these buses?
On a tablet, certainly.
I've had dual-boot Android/WebOS on an HP Touchpad for a while now (couple of years? Can't remember when the Touchpad fire-sale happened).
Re: How Much????!!!
Trouble is, if they aren't in the hardware business, then they are selling pure software. Which puts them directly in competition with Google Maps and Apple Maps, which may not be perfect, but which are free. Free (especially when coupled with "pretty good") is difficult to compete with.
How charmingly retro. Can't remember the last time I plugged any form of cable into my phone.
Re: BT Label
For ten million, I'll stick whatever label you want on it.
Good. I'm swamped with the bloody things.
Re: On the other hand
Absolutely. I've also managed to take the family on several long holidays a year whilst running my own company, on the grounds that I can log into my email account for a few minutes every morning and check that everything is well with my customers. These days I'm on a salary, but rarely need to go into the office as I have everything I need locally. All of which gets switched off at 17:30 on the dot.
This shite *is* empowering, so long as the user ensures they control it, rather than vice versa.
Re: Real world driving conditions
Was never a problem in my Aygo, which is quite similar in size, shape, and weight.
Business leadership for the 21st Century:
Making things work is hard. Selling chunks of the business to achieve short-term profit is easy. Sell, baby, sell!
FFS, near-on 30% market share for Bing, and XBox number 1 in the market, and he can't be arsed to try and make them profitable? The man's an idiot.
Re: Not enthused by this
Quite funky, certainly, but not really much different to shooting any conventional directional weapon at a target. The point of an EMP is that it will, supposedly, take out anything in a given radius from the device. Trouble is, the inverse square law means that "given radius" is pretty damn small.
Inverse square law trumps EMP, every time.
Why is it insane?
I'm with him. I've not voted in a general election since 1997. This is not apathy, or laziness, or some mis-guided idea that my vote is worthless - I value my vote highly, and absolutely refuse to cast it for someone just because they are not someone else, or for any other reason than that they (or, at a stretch, their party) are worthy of my vote.
Give me a candidate worthy of my vote, and I will vote again. Until then, fuck 'em all, and the horses they rode in on.
Re: MicroSD slot?
Google have never had a problem with Nexus devices being rooted.
HP "considering entering the market"?
Um, what was the HP DesignJet 3D, then? Really, HP, amnesia in a major IT supplier is not an attractive attribute.
Bloody hell, Don...
I think we've got enough problems of our own already, thanks, without taking on your useless numbnuts politicians. Do you hate us that much?
Oh FFS, really?
"There's too much spying in the world. What we need to fix this is, obviously, MOAR SPYING!!!"
Fuck off, Reding, and take all your power-hungry, empire-building, corrupt politician buddies with you. I don't know about anyone else, but I've had enough of this. Can't we just declare the whole sorry experiment as a failure, and move on to something more sustainable?
Actually, we do have the figures this time - £45million for the rocket, versus a population somewhere north of 1 billion. Let's use 1 billion to make the sums easy, we get 4.5p per head. You might just squeeze one meal out of that at Indian prices, but it's only going to be a small one, and pretty bland - rice and lentils, perhaps.
Money well spent, I'd say.
By "emergent behavior", Magnusson is talking...
...out of his arse.
That's not emergent behaviour, it is inadequate system monitoring tools.
Re: BAD idea
Yeah, sure, phones do occasionally hit the ground for unavoidable and explainable reasons. But in the huge, huge majority of cases, the reason is "User is a blithering idiot who has their attention elsewhere than what they are doing with a £500 electronic device". This I find hard to understand, and I find it even harder to understand that those who do regularly drop their phones always have an excuse ready. So they shell out lots of money for a new phone, and do it all over again, because they have lied to themselves about why it happened.
I think I have finally made this point stick with my eldest daughter, simply by ensuring that she pays for her own phones, and pointing out how much time she has taken to earn the money to do so. We'll see how long her new one lasts.
Re: BAD idea
You could always try not dropping it.
I mean, quite a radical suggestion, I know, and apparently flies in the face of modern sentiment, but I do rather like to take care of fragile devices I have paid hundreds of pounds for.
Android is an operating system. A piece of software. It does not have a brand, whatever the hell one of those is.
I would pay good money...
...to be a fly on the wall in Dr. Mao's next performance review:
"Achievements: Several new and innovative improvements to blah, blah, blah...
Room for improvement: Losing the company $706 million by acting like an unprofessional idiot.
Recommendations: Firing squad. The one with the really *big* guns."
Re: The Tardis?
Apparently so, given that it should be capitalised, as it's an acronym.
Re: Comment from the Cockwomble in question
Ah, right. So you wanted to generate a debate, and figured doing so by insulting people was the best way?
Given you are a professional writer, I'm *astonished* that no-one has ever told you that cheap insults are lazy writing. But then, looking at the quality of your writing, perhaps I'm not that astonished, after all.
For the record, having been in the industry for thirty years, I'm proud and humbled by just how many extraordinary people I have met who work alongside me keeping the 21st century on track.
Ease of handling
I always look at how easy a phone is likely to be to pick up and move around in the hand. Possibly coincidentally, I have never dropped a phone, in twenty years of ownership.
Speak for yourself. Our two have been taught proper grammar, and the importance of its use, from an early age, and never was my heart so full of love and pride as when I saw our eldest correcting a poster's poor grammar on Facebook recently.
"But it's not really a loss; it's the amount one pays to transfer the risk to the operator. "
It seems to me that EE have just rather eloquently dismissed the whole concept of insurance for smaller risks. I'm pleased to see they have come around to my way of thinking, finally.
Re: Will this impact Apple?
I'm not sure where you're coming from with that question. Samsung already supply the processors for a lot of Apple gear, including the new iPhones, so why would them re-arranging a small stake in Corning make any difference?
Have you ever seen a teenager with a mobile phone?
The cynical half of me wonders...
Well, OK, the cynical 95% of me, wonders what hardware support will be like on future OS X releases. Nobody can complain at limited latest-device-only support from the OS if it is given away free, right?
However, that may be overly cynical even by my standards. We shall see.
Re: Molly Millars Lane
Well, that rather depends on where they've built the new Lidl. I've not really been back since 1985ish.
It was Safe Computing, which IIRC was the first office building on the left-hand side at the Two Poplars end of the Lane.
Molly Millars Lane
Back in the late Jurassic, I started my IT career working for a software house on Molly Millars Lane in Wokingham, which had a few tech companies even then. 1983, I think it was.
I had my suspicions at the time that this cluster was mostly due to the number of decent pubs within a short walk of the place, these being the happy, carefree days when the IT industry was mostly pissed a large percentage of the time.
Re: "despite being the most abundant life form in the universe"
A good point. Wouldn't it be cool to find, at some point in the future, some sort of extremophile organism living on the surface of the metal sphere at the core of the Earth?
"despite being the most abundant life form in the universe"
Or, more accurately, in the known universe. To put it another way, within our solar system.
Your down-votes fall upon me like a gentle summer shower...
Bear in mind that this piece of priceless movie memorabilia was so treasured and sought-after that the container it had been chucked into after filming was completed was sold in 1989 with no-body knowing what was stored inside.
Should we put all movie props in a museum? It'll have to be a big one. How about we just treasure the films, and let the near-autistic male collector gene wither and die like the disease it is?
History is bunk. Why hoard such things?
So, in summary:
Company with vested interest in bigging up the malware problem rubbishes claims of company with vested interest in minimising the malware problem.
And so the world turns...
Re: paperback books
Check your facts, dude. Paperbacks are generally 16:9 or 16:10.
Re: "Plug it into a charger"
What is this, the 20th century? Inductive charging rules, baby!
Re: Self-driving cars are never going to take off
Your figures are *way* off. Under 2,000 people died on the roads in the UK in 2012, with a further 23,000 serious injuries. The total number of injured people is under 200,000, with ~90% of those being minor injuries.
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