23 posts • joined 13 Jun 2008
Keeping the Latin theme..
Surge, et revertamur iterum - bene quam dicere!
It's a Dublin thing..
And the 'G' in 'Gee' is hard. Stop sniggering at the back.
Ulster Bank issues are still ongoing
1 week? 3 weeks? 6 weeks so far, and still awaiting reconciliation of some transactions.
"Kate and Pete at Applied Vacuum Engineering"?
Are they back together again? What about Alex and Leandro?
Chocolate demand increasing...
Is this similar to Homer Simpson's get-rich-quick scheme, based on the fact that pumpkin prices increased all through September and October?
Has anyone taken into account the drop in chocolate demand in certain countries after Sunday 8th April?
<pedant> Actually that would be 'assonance' - the repetition of vowel sounds. </pedant>
Congratulations on a new Reg record - the greatest number of thinly veiled (trousered?) euphemisms in one brief (don't get me started..) article..
New on iTunes..
The new album from Rolf Heuer and his BigBangers..
When did Nasa..
Start using shopping trolley chassis?
Gotta love the bootnotes!
A little test..
Anyone in El Reg tempted to exploit those credentials you have on file for us?
Your Facebook is belong to the Moderatrix!
Now I have wasted 10 minutes of my life trying to explain why poorly translated french captions are funny.
And how they relate to IT, and what this 'Register' you speak of has to do with my job..
Funny though. Good work chaps!
Allez les Vautours!
The ace of spades..
Lemmy - is that you?
Let me be the first..
To point out that the guys at WierdUniverse.net already made the Caddyshack reference when they linked to this article on Tuesday 14th:
Carl Spackler lives indeed!
Mek quake, is that you?
Malware vs Greyware
I suggest that the issue here is perhaps that the anti-virus software was not set to detect Spyware/Greyware, but only known Malware (i.e. containing a pattern matched to a known virus signature).
I have seen a number of organisations where the 'Greyware' option was switched off. Common arguments include 'user privacy', 'too many false alerts', 'poor performance'.
Common results when switching it on include detection of lots of interesting software installed on IT department PCs...
Is kongfu rouge..
any relation to judo mascara?
Flying guinea pigs in funny hats!
Where's the YooToob link?
Two 2000AD references in one week.
Tharg will be pleased..
Re: Stupid comments
Miss? How did I do with my comment miss? Can I have an A+ miss?
Grade me now!
P.S. I get the DART to work, so traffic is not a problem. And it's Friday afternoon, and although I have red hair and blue eyes I'm not drunk yet... Does this mean I have to hand my passport back?
Jealous Much Mr. Grundy?
What happened? Barman wouldn't serve you on the stag weekend to Temple Bar?
I nearly bought one last week..
I ordered a 16GB model via the Apple Store, and when I checked my order status it had been replaced by a 4GB model instead.
Subsequently sorted without any action on my part, but the cancelled model is still listed on my Order Status page.
Product / part number (for those who care) is PB651ZO/A and the price was €140.
May I be (one of) the first..
To welcome our geococcyx californianian overlords. Meep meep!
- One HUNDRED FAMOUS LADIES exposed NUDE online
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Twitter: La la la, we have not heard of any NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES
- Apple to devs: NO slurping users' HEALTH for sale to Dark Powers