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Posts by Mike Pellatt
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Re: ...programmers, aware that every additional character offers another chance to make an error...
Of course, the dream language of special characters that mean a lot is APL.
Yabut... invert a matrix with a single operator. That's class. (Not touched the language since 1974. Still remember that. Awesome.)
Re: Tabs v spaces
Yeah, well, that was because no-one uses punch cards any more.
Really, once they went the way of the dodo, the Proper Thing to do was absolutely to treat any amount of contiguous whitespace equally. I have that etched into my brain thanks to 'C', which is probably one of the reasons I grapple with Python.
Uncle Sam's treatment of Huawei is world-class hypocrisy – consumers will pay the price
Re: The US Government Is Racist and Untrustworthy
The US simply ignored the WTO rulings.
Not wishing to hijack this thread.... but...... can we put that up in 50ft flashing neon lights for those who think that the UK reverting to trading with everyone under WTO rules is a Good Idea ? Rules are useless if enforcement fails..
Worcestershire's airborne electronics warfare wonderland
Re: Book recommendation: Most secret war
And the TV series "The Secret War". narrated by William Woollard. It was that series, broadcast in early 1977, that spawned said book (1978). Available on DVD.
It was also this book and TV series that brought the story of Enigma, Colossus et al into broader public knowledge, notwithstanding Winterbotham's earlier book (1974). RV Jones was much more accurate, too (having been at the centre of it all)
Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m
Kernel-memory-leaking Intel processor design flaw forces Linux, Windows redesign
Intel has been the Gold standard in processors.....
That was a joke, right ??
Going right back to the original 80386 which had a pretty serious Virtual 8086 mode bug (it broke the EMM emulators, needed a motherboard fix), onto the Famous FP bug - "it's not a problem, it only happens every few million instruction executions...."
All Intel have offered that's a "gold standard" is backwards compatibilty, and the only time they tried to drop that (at least in the hardware - Itanium), it didn't end well and let AMD in to define the 64-bit x86 architecture.
Although, to be fair, the Itanium issues were more about the the difficulties with VLIW architecture.
One more credit insurer abandons Maplin Electronics
As a enthusiast then student of electronics in the 80's, I can tell you that there has never been a better time than now for a kid to get in to electronics.
As a enthusiast then student of electronics in the late 60's and 70's, I wholeheartedly agree. I in the 70's we still had GW Smith (Soho), HL Smith (Edgware Road) (got all my Denco coils for the superhet I built from them), Home Radio (Mitcham) and still loads of ex-WD 19 sets out there. But though the kit was easily available, the information, as you say, wasn't - the "maker movement" has changed all that, powered by the internet, without which it wouldn't have happened.
National Cyber Security Centre boss: For the love of $DEITY, use 2FA on your emails, peeps
Re: Not the point ....
(your mail) can be read any mail router or network it passes through.
Not if the communicating MTAs are both using enforced or opportunistic encryption. At that point it's primarily your data-at-rest within the MTAs where you're at risk if the content itself isn't encrypted.
Official Secrets Act alert went off after embassy hired local tech support
Re: Many Years Ago
The early PDP-11's were all core store. On the Unibus along with the peripherals.
My 3rd year project was programming one, as the peripheral processor on a PDP15/76, to get a GT-11 display accessible from the '15. That was fun. I sort-of did it. Enough to not disturb my getting a Desmond, anyways.
18-bit word length on the '15 mapped into the 16-bit word length on the '11. Or the other way round. I forget. It wasn't pretty.
Under (then) Dr. Bob Spence, IC, 1976
New phishing campaign uses 30-year-old Microsoft mess as bait
Re: ActiveX developed in naive times?
They weren't more naive times.
They were times exactly like today.
Every security professional said "FFS, don't do ActiveX. It'll be a disaster waiting to happen"
Microsoft said "Our customers want it. We're doing it"
I remember this very, very well. Especially when the sierra-hotel-one-tango subsequently hit the fan.
Rinse and repeat.
Re: Now you are blaming the victim.
I was going to say exactly that, but you beat me to it by an hour or two :-)
Try getting a job in construction without one of these
Or turning up without PPE.
Security pros' advice to consumers: 'We dunno, try 152 things'
Re: Don't open unexpected attachments
Especially if you constantly email company documents that demand permission to run macros when they are opened.
You mean like the spreadsheet Microsoft Licensing emailed for completion to verify license compliance ?? And then wondered why I hadn't done anything with it ??
Because no-one would send malware pretending to be from Microsoft, would they ?
NHS: Remember those patient records we didn't deliver? Well, we found another 162,000
Yep, it's definitely Still Broken.
Moved from North-West Kent to East Devon at beginning of July. Registered with local GP within a couple of weeks.
Old GP practice sent records off pretty much straight away.
New practice still to receive them. They're stuck with the 3rd party who does the transfer, apparently.
's alright though, since for my father in his nursing home (who has the same problem, compounded by his practice in SouthWest London closing at the same time he moved) I was able to correct them on the errors/missing info in his care plan.
Re: Support your NHS
The latter stuff is where the NHS falls down massively, mainly as those skills and people are not 'clinical' so are paid like a typist.
So, so, so very true. But try paying people who aren't "actually delivering patient care" a decent wage, or see the spend on that going up, and watch the howls of complaint from certain newspapers and every politician bar none about "wasted money on NHS bureaucracy"
Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent
Thomas the Tank Engine lobotomised by fat (remote) controller
Re: Ummm, Tim 99...
Used under very close supervision, though. Here's an original training video. Complete with Ford Transit being driven like a shot from The Sweeney :-)
You forgot that you hired me and now you're saying it's my fault?
Re: Sweet Spot
a bit of public speaking training should be in every professional or degree course
Isn't it ? if not then the world is going backwards. Because it sure was in my elec eng degree in '73-'76. Along with "associated studies" in a mostly-vain attempt to make engineers "well-rounded"
Then again, I suppose Imperial's always been ahead of the curve. I see the Pimlico Project is still going after over 40 years. Sinclair Goodlad led the way.
Equifax's disastrous Struts patching blunder: THOUSANDS of other orgs did it too
I've looked after a (very) small engineering firm whose (sole) CNC machine tool is controlled by a Windows 95 PC. No way would that ever go near the internet. Sourced bits for all of it to have some hardware spares, except the multi-port serial card, the sight of which took me back to SCO Unix and green screen days :-)
Google to kill Symantec certs in Chrome 66, due in early 2018
UK.gov unveils six areas to pilot full-fat fibre, and London ain't on the list
Re: London not on the list
3rd rail involves substations and track paralleling huts at frequent intervals, so the supply infrastructure for 600V DC is much, much more expensive than overhead 25KV AC (40 times as much current for the same power transfer). And H&S, at least until the current round of DafT madness, has banned new 3rd rail installations - at least those with exposed top conductors.
Connect at mine free Wi-Fi! I would knew what I is do! I is cafe boss!
Defra recruiting 1,400 policy wonks to pick up the pieces after Brexit
Re: Lies, damned lies and ...
Unless you can stop governments coming up with ideas and trying to do (or un-do) things, no, it won't shrink.
Along with that, you need to stop the populace demanding that "they" (i.e. Government) fix "it" (whatver the "it" may be that in reality Government can, at best, fiddle at the edges with - lack of housing, too many jobs, too few jobs, too many immigrants, too few immigrants, the weather, the trains (they sure broke them..), road congestion, etc., etc.)
Major shareholder: BT CEO Gavin Patterson should step down
In a "Well, they would say that, wouldn't they ?" moment, shareholder in monopoly supplier calls for chief exec who can tell regulator where to go, sorry, whose major strength is in negotiating with its regulator.
Meanwhile, The Rest Of The World finds that Ofcom caves in to easily in the face of BT.
And, as ever, don't get me started on the taxpayer ripoff that is BDUK Phase 1.
FREE wildcard HTTPS certs from Let's Encrypt for every Reg reader*
Re: An admirable effort.
Certificate expiry every 90 days is exactly the right thing to do to reduce the consequences of key & cert theft/leakage, given the mess that is Certificate Revocation.
It's absolutely not a PITA, especially as the renewal is easily automated.
And as for IIS, it's not rocket science to use DNS verification via an existing Linux client, convert the key & certs to the IIS format and install them, all automatically. You could even do it all under Windows using cygwin.
Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!
Re: POSIX
FWIW, Poettering doesn't count lack of POSIX compliance as of any consequence.
See: Cockwomble
At the feet of the Great Monad, or, How the functional programming craze plays out
I remember the particle physicist (it might even have been Jim Virdee in his PhD student days) running an overnight job on our DecSystem10 that produced a whole box of line printer paper for its output.
He looked at the first page, realised it had all gone wrong, and scrapped the output.
Still, it helped the Christmas Party fund along niceley.
'Major incident' at Capita data centre: Multiple services still knackered
BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'
Facebook in the dock: Web giant faces trial for allegedly ripping off data center blueprints
Don't believe the hype: UK's £455m Government Digital Service lacks a clear role – fresh audit
Java? Nah, I do JavaScript, man. Wise up, hipster, to the money
Re: Robots
The problem is indeed with specification
Isn't that what agile/DevOps is really all about ?? No-one knows what the inputs are, let alone what they want the outputs to be. But if we can hack what happens in between quickly, we'll iterate to something vaguely workable far quicker than going all "formal" ??
Let's go ARM wrestling with an SEO link spammer
Splunk: Why we dumped Perforce for Atlassian's Bitbucket of Gits
Government calls for ideas on how to splash £400m on fibre
BDUK - cheap capital for BT
When the BDUK scheme turned out to be funding no-one but BT, I said then that all it was doing was subsidising BT's infrastructure investment that they should have been carrying out anyway to maximise shareholder returns.
The fact that 25% of our money that was given to them is now being returned because, errr, take-up was grater than BT "estimated" just goes to prove this. It really has been a shocking waste of our money.
Capita is STILL the BIGGEST tech services supplier to UK.gov
Although a recent report by Barnet council into its controversial £322m 10-year outsourcing deal with Capita found the service was plagued by "performance issues" particularly within IT, it found the deal yielded "significant savings".
Don't spend enough on delivering a service and you get a crap service. Who'd have thought it.
Elon Musk wants to launch 4,000 satellites and smother globe with net connectivity
Red Hat eye from the Ubuntu guy: Fedora – how you doin'?
Re: Why oh why would you use Ubuntu
In the days of CentOS 5 and 6, wot he was referring to, it WAS independent. It's only this year (definitely post-Centos 7) that Embrace has happened. I'm waiting and watching to see how/if the next 2 steps will work out :-)
And, IIRC (I've pretty much moved off CentOS for mostly the reasons he enumerated) the only changes, back then, were rebranding, apart from very esoteric bits, binary compatibility being pretty much the only goal of CenOS. CentOSplus gave you extra goodies, though.
Oh, I now see someone else just said that. As you were.
DNS devastation: Top websites whacked offline as Dyn dies again
Conviction by computer: Ministry of Justice wants defendants to plead guilty online
Re: Yet another go at improving the efficency of the court system through IT
Hint. It's not the IT, it's the processes you need to get better first, and that means getting people involved who actually use them
But you've missed the gov.uk mantra that you use IT to drive organisational change, because, well, people. And a new name for e-gov, innit.
Another mantra that flies in the face of all the evidence and research.
Systemd adds filesystem mount tool
UK IT consultant subject to insane sex ban order mounts legal challenge
London's 'automatic' Tube trains suffered 750 computer failures last year
Re: So what's the message here, then ??
If NR think they can get 24 tph (trains per hour) in each direction in the peaks through the Thameslink core then can I have some of what they are smoking please?
And even more, temporarily, when "recovering from perturbation".
Which is why I descibed it as "really brave". Yes, mad might be a better description. Especially given how many separate routes need to be merged together coming into the core (and even more now they're proposing to add in Rainham via Dartford, because Windmill Bridge can't handle the traffic...)
Ofcom should push for fibre – Ex BT CTO
Don't stop, Peter
Peter's been campaigning for this for decades.
If his ideas had been listened to, rather than a plethora of masts disfiguring the urban and suburban landscape, we'd have picocells integrated with everyone's CPE. And truly superfast broadband too.
But, The Market, innit.
I'm also pleased to see him pointing out the bleeding obvious that asymmetric FTTP/H is a crap idea, too. Spoiling the ship for a ha'porth of tar. But, Protecting Leased Line Revenue, innit.