* Posts by Stevie

7282 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2008

Munich may dump Linux for Windows

Stevie

Re: doesn't Thunderbird have similar features

Pretty much, with add-ons for the non-mail stuff like calendars.

Thunderbird could be better at some stuff (it is still a developer-friendly rather than user-friendly tool in a lot of ways) but scores big for me over Outlook in that when I'm playing with mail filters (which I use *a lot* to pidgeonhole the reams of crap I get) the pop-up windows are not modal in Thiundebird - so I'm never in the position of having to close a cascade of windows and abort a filter edit because I can't see the new address I want to add to a filter.

This is a common Outlook thing and leads me to believe that either the idiots at MS think I should filter on a one-message, one-filter basis (can't thanks to quotas) whereas I think I should have cascades of very inclusive filters to sort out the chaff, or that the bods who design OPutlook "features" don't actually use the product in any meaningful way.

And don't get me started on the filters that the Outlook wizard builds with a (sensible) "stop processing more filters" command, but that produce a whining error/warning message whenever the filter is re-committed from edit because the filters under it won't get seen in the event this filter triggers. Very annoying, but I have no doubt I could kill this message somewhere in the configuration if I truly cared enough.

There are times when I'm ready to shoot someone, but it is always the marketing gimps who send me mail from stupidly different mail adresses seemingly just to defeat my filters and make life harder for me. One filter I use to steer mail from a business now has over seventeen different mail addresses to recognize what is actually three different departments in the same business.

Thunderbird is actually quite nice from my point of view.

As for doing all the mail in a cloudy way, that's nice but I like to address my mail on my commute where I do not have a persistent internet connection. I need to grab the mail in bursts as and when I get a signal and work *despite* the net. For me, a downloading mail client is pretty much essential.

Actually, because the quotas were killing everyone, I recently got switched to Outlook 365 at work and, apparently because the network provisioning did not include this new cloudy mail scenario, it now takes about twenty seconds from selecting mail to being able to read it during the day. The only time that the thing becomes anything like real-time is after hours - unless there's a big problem when the same network is crunched again by people remoting in.

UK prof claims to have first practical blueprint of a quantum computer

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Bah!

So if I understand correctly, the problem 2+2=x could produce "x = a fish"?

How spiffy!

Prepare your popcorn: Wikipedia deems the Daily Mail unreliable

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Bah!

DrChrissy's comment has made me realize, belatedly, that the entire Wikipedia stance here is a fallacy, specifically an Appeal to Popular Opinion.

Don't know where that leaves me, since I take anything on that "utility" with a pinch of salt - assuming I have the time to make sense of what it is trying to tell me.

(For a real doozy example of how not to explain something, open the page on Mechanical Stress).

Comcast lied and now it must STFU: Its cable broadband is not 'the fastest' in the US

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Bah!

Typical old school new school fake news hyperbole from El Reg.

The correct term as used by real news outlets such as Fox News and the White House Press Office is "alternate facting Comcast".

And although it should not need saying, in the absence of an icon be advised this entire post is an alternate fact.

Trump cybersecurity order morphs into 2,200-plus-word extravaganza

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Re: I'm no fan of Trump but

Yes, but this is a man who said he wouldn't attend the morning security breifing because blither drool etc.

Now he needs two trillion words on his desk each morning?

Conviction by computer is go, confirms UK Ministry of Justice

Stevie

Re: Plus a bill for your time

If you can't afford the time, don't do the crime.

Easy peasy puddin' and pie.

Stevie

Re: we're downvoting because

the 'corrector' is trying to ignore the person's actual experience of the system

So my numerous personal experiences of the system as related don't count but his one does, just because it confirms your knee-jerky expectations of perfidy and malfeasance?

Tough crowd.

Stevie

Re: What about the consequences of admitting guilt? [4 Ogi]

"I mean, unlike parking tickets, where you can pay the pound of flesh and go on your merry way, my understanding is this deals with criminal convictions."

Avoiding a train fare earns a criminal conviction in the UK?

The trains are that spiffy?

Stevie

Re: "it works well enough"

Well, you could do either of those, or you could just do what you are supposed to do.

If you can prove what you say you simply send back the citation with the little boxes in the back filled in and the proof you were somewhere else or a statement to the effect that you never owned the vehicle in question.

Of course, if this is a sign you are the victim of ID theft, then you have an uphill battle, but then a ticket is the least of your problems. Someone bought and registered a vehicle under your name. You'll almost certainly need a lawyer to begin sorting that mess out.

As for the "wasn't there, was somewhere else" scenario; happened to my wife a while back when the Triboro Bridge Authority tried to dun her for tolls she never incurred. Easily fixed by return mail.

Honestly, why would you think that these contingencies hadn't been covered? This could easily have been researched before you knee-jerked. Sometimes I wonder about the people in the IT game these days.

Stevie

Bah!

This is how NY stop light violations and out of state speeding tickets are handled in the USA. Other than the usurious charges to pay by credit card (and the attempt to shame me into same on the part of the NY Stop Light Fascisti by printing "GUILTY PLEA BY STOP LIGHT SCOFFLAW SCUM" in bold, black shouties on the envelope*) it works well enough. I break the law in some trivial way, get caught dead to rights, pay the fine and everyone gets on with their lives.

No-one forces me to plead guilty, but I have to make a court appearance if I don't.

And if I can't afford the time, I shouldn't do the crime. Or at least keep it down to 9 mph over the limit in South Carolina on I95.

* I paraphrase, but the "GUILTY PLEA" is definitely in there somewhere. The ploy fails because if I had any shame I wouldn't have shot the light in the first place.

Revealed: 'Suicide bomber Barbie' and other TSA quack science that cost $1.5 billion

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Re: You think thats bad.

You think that's bad. Wait until you set off the plastic explosive scanner alerts with the arthritis in your joints.

"Would you mind stepping into the body scanner sir?"

"Not at all."

Buzz Buzz Whoosh Whoosh

"Er ... officer, could you inspect the passenger's knees and thighs please?"

"Wait, what? Doesn't someone have to offer me candy first?"

Stevie

Re: Don't forget to email corrections@thereg

Oi!

I do my bit for the free El Reg Proofreading Kommando, and do it the way it is supposed to be done.

But.

You put low hanging fruit out there, I claim the right to be the first to kick it in the comments section.

Stevie

Re: TSA

Was it the TSA that were buying high-priced dowsing rod "explosive detectors" from a woo-woo science scammer some years ago? Or was that DHS? Took 'em a very long time to admit there was no "there, there" and throw the things in the bin.

Stevie

Bah!

Typical sloppy job by El Reg.

" It also includes a cartoon that presents a mother and daughter wearing hijabs, arguing over the daughter's desire for a sixth "suicide bomber martyr Barbie.""

The "funny" retort from the mother is "you have six already".

Six plus the one in the little terrorist's hands makes seven. The desire is for a seventh suicide bomber martyr Barbie.

This lack of attention to arithmetical detail is rife in western society, its scientific papers and its software, the reason why space probes can't land properly, the hallmark of Fake News and bogus Global Warming Conspiracies and the main reason the terrorists are emboldened and not surrendering and laying down arms already.

Harrumph, sir! Harrumph!

IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

Stevie

Re: So, if physical presence is so vital ...

Isn't that the cornerstone of The Trump Employment Plan?

Stevie

Bah!

We found that this "X Factor" can be eliminated if you simply ban the practice of group luncheons in The Star of India before afternoon Fault Allocation Relating To Strategy meetings.

Stevie

Re: She has no clue

"goofing off around the coffee machine" can be translated as exchanging ideas, getting updates and building relationships. A very important part of office life, particularly for creative areas whether marketing or deisgning software.

Yes, but these are *marketing* teams, not software designers or chip fabbing geeks.

Do we really need more "creative" marketing around what is essentially an easy to understand product line (until the marketers start writing it up of course)?

Stevie

Bah!

I smell ... MEETINGS!

Ironic that a company selling equipment and services so that companies can be widely distributed is itself shy of the concept of decentralization.

I wonder if the costs of heating, lighting, furniture etc have been factored into this management managing.

I hear ... the sound of a large bathtub noisily draining.

RAF pilot sent jet into 4,000ft plummet by playing with camera, court martial hears

Stevie

Re: “teapots”

Flying Teapots.

The Return of Radio Gnome Invisible.

Stevie

Bah!

And to think NASA charges ten grand for the same experience on The Vomit Comet.

Last Concorde completes last journey, at maybe Mach 0.02

Stevie

Re: El Reg missed the headline...

These are not mutually exclusive projects.

Stevie

Re: Don't know why...

I think the answer to that is complex, but boils down to rising costs and falling revenues. The advent of an easy-to-use internet reduced the need for high-speed transport in the business sector.

Stevie

Bah!

In the Sliderule Era we had moonshots and civilian SSTs.

In the Smartphone Era we have LEO or Nothing and Ryanair.

Backwards And Downwards Into The Future!

Trump's immigration clampdown has Silicon Valley techies fearing for their house prices

Stevie

Re: I tried to order a pizza last night...

Apparently not enough pizza in the wrong places.

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/pizza-mexicana/28730bfb-97bf-4abd-bbb9-834132162ab9

http://www.pizzafeed.org/dominos-menu/american-hot-pizza/

Since the only decent pizza is New York pizza, I'll refrain from commenting on either of these recipes. Trying to make non-NY pizza taste right is an exercise in futility.

*Thinks* Although the pizza we had in Edmonton that was one pizza with a crust made of another pizza came close to being NY good.

Stevie

Bah!

Goes utterly bonkers?

Shocked, I tell you. BT to write off £530m over 'improper' Italian accounts practices

Stevie

Bah!

So, the CEO, Mr. Luigi Vercotti is unavalable for comment?

Trump's cybersecurity strategy kinda makes sense, so why delay?

Stevie

Re: Early stage dementia

I tweeted on this very concern some weeks before the election.

But then, no-one in their right mind would read any tweet blithered by me, so no harm done.

Stevie

Bah!

If the Volkswagen Fiasco taught us anything it is that Bigwigs have no problem "pushing down" to find "those really responsible" when it comes to the Blame Allocation Phase.

Vapists rejoice! E-cigs lower cancer risk (if you stop smoking, duh)

Stevie

Bah!

Let's be honest here. The basis for most objections to vaping is that non-vapers don't want to be breathing the stuff no matter how safe it can be proved to be. Were the legislation reframed in light of this insight I'm sure that the two schools of behavior could co-exist, albeit with the inevitable flock of git-bags who would vape in a cinema just to see if anyone would complain.

I don't vape myself, but believe that it is like any other behavior; you should be free to indulge yourself just so long as you don't force others to do so. So yes, own a gun, no don't rob a bank. Drive a car, not on the pedestrian walkway. Hold a phone conversation on the train, do so quietly.

Teach undergrads ethics to ensure future AI is safe – compsci boffins

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Bah!

Do Andriods Dream Of Electric Oxycodone?

NASA's Curiosity puts cat among the climate pigeons: Lack of CO2 sinks water theory

Stevie

Bah!

Fools! All the carbon is sequestered in the buried bodies of hordes of Ice Warriors!

Streetmap loses appeal against Google Maps dominance judgement

Stevie

Re: google maps and streetview are so out of date

Did you report this to Google to see if they would fix it?

My mantra at work: I can't fix what I don't know is broke.

Hacker: I made 160,000 printers spew out ASCII art around the world

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Bah!

Seriously? This was the "disturbing" ASCII art?

Sweet Azathoth's Nebular Nodes, we were experiencing better quality ASCII art, both of the distiurbing and non-disturbing schools, back in the 1970s, ASCII art that makes these efforts look like kindergarten crayonings in comparison.

I've a particularly nice pair of recumbant tigers on a twelve-foot ribbon of greenbar tractor-feed in storage that dates from 1975 that is a 3D composition - with decent vanishing point perspective and stuff - that was run off on an ICL barrel printer (and that was archived by the owner on punched cards), and I recall a fine Mona Lisa and an El Greco interpretation also being popular subjects for late night unauthorized paper budget dinging. There was also a magnificent five-foot rendering of the Golden Gate Bridge now I come to think on it.

Pfft, sir! Pfft!

Vizio coughs up $2.2m after its smart TVs spied on millions of families

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Bah!

When viewing this outrage within the context of the stunning levels to which the IoT has been rooted to Hellenbach, one is drawn to the inevitable conclusion that all one's Game of Thrones and Fail Video addictions are, in fact, belong to lightbulb.

AI vuln-hunter bots have seen things you people wouldn't believe

Stevie

Re: I strongly doubt this

Ahem. The internet ...

Also: Concorde.

Also: Teflon.

Also: GPS.

I could go on (atomic power, digital watches, CA adhesives) but I have other things to do today.

Peaceout.

Coming to the big screen: Sci-fi epic Dune – no wait, wait, wait, this one might be good

Stevie

Re: I loved the film but what an intro 4 Dave 126

That is the verson Lynch had his name pulled from. Basically an attempted Director's Cut using unfilmed scenes replaced with color drawings based on the story boards and footage lacking the required post-production to make work properly - such as in the Big Battle Scene where guns and Weirding Modules recoil and hit their targets but lack any "Zap" and "Flash" FX.

For all its faults I'm fond of the Lynch movie. It had many good ideas buried in amongst the naffery. As did. The Sci Fi Channel's take on it.

Funny that each fell over the same stupid mistake - burning valuable footage time on showing the space travel in graphic detail. In the story it is elided entirely, as the point is not the spectacle but the understanding of how the Spacing Guild's monopoly works in terms of resources and remoteness of same.

Stevie

Very faithful Sci Fi Channel version

Oh yeah?

Where are the mentats then? Absolutely central to the story and judged superfluous in the SciFi Channel minds. And Kull Wahad! Those bloody hats!

Stevie

Bah!

Prediction: suck.

Oh, it'll start put well, but before the quarter is out there will be the Money Men insisting on more of that suff they had in Avatar and there will go the shooting match.

Jodorowsky's version would also have been a confusing mish-mash of religeous piety and deus ex machina if the recent documentary is any indication. He went on record explicitly saying he was not going to be filming the book, but his own story inspired etc etc blither drool.

I dunno why the film-makers always emphasize the religeon either. They entirely omit to mention in any of the exsisting versions that the whole Fremen Prophecy was a scam planted possibly centuries before by the Bene Gesserit as a lifejacket for stranded sisters.

And if Herbert junior is involved the seal of doom is already attached. He managed to take an awesome series of books and naff them up good and proper, destroying the sense of the weight of centuries in the elements of the saga and filling the gaps left with eighties/nineties speech rhythm and mannerisms, and brought to bear a vision that stretched only about three generations.

As the world quakes over Trump, CGI has dollar signs in its eyes

Stevie

Bah!

Mmmnah. De Trump hates Cannucks too. Never has anything nice to say about them in public. From their loose border with the USA to their trainwreck of a health care system, he can barely restrain himself from loosing the drones to hear him blither talk.

Canadians should immediately do the following:

a) build a wall at their own expense across the entire US/Canada border. They can pay in Canadian dollars which don't cost as much so it all evens out in the end.

2) Privatise their health care system and let those nice insurance companies decide when you can get treatment and how much you have to pay yourself, just like they do in the Land of the Free.

Only then will De Trump say nice things about them (example: they're good people I hear). You know it makes sense, eh?

WordPress fixed god-mode zero day without disclosing the problem

Stevie

Re: So...

"Now you can get you [insert any computer software] hacked if its running old "vulnerable" versions OR the latest, greatest version."

There; fixed that for you.

PS All your blog are belong to lightbulb.

Stevie

Bah!!!

I believe this is entirely in line with Tsyber Tsar Giuliani's recent technical bulletin on the matter.

Facebook's dabblings in TV suggest Zuck isn't actually a genius after all

Stevie

Re: Genius 4 Rich 11

Sweet Azathoth on an enormously large and nebulous bike!

Please tell me the chip-infested foil still deflects psychotronic mind-control rays!

New measurement alerts! Badgers, great white sharks and the Lindisfarne Gospel

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Bah!

A most timely update that is a model of clarity and brevity.

So-called "scientists"! Take note!

Hard numbers: The mathematical architectures of Artificial Intelligence

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Bah!

Patrick McGoolie showed us the way to deal with these jumped-up adding machines in the seminal "Prisoner" series.

Simply enter "Why?" On the console teletypewriter and these AIs invariably self-destruct pyrotechnically.

Motivational speaker in the slammer after HPE applies for court order

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Bah!

'Dodgy Col' sounds like a character from "Only Fools and Horses". He should get another six months for making the court say that name out loud.

NASA honors Apollo 1 crew 50 years after deadly launchpad fire

Stevie

Re: Important nitpick...

"Oxygen promotes burning but requires a fuel source"

I own a chemistry textbook from the mid 1930s which depicts the apparatus needed and the procedure required to demonstrate simultaneously:

a) Hydrogen burning in a pure oxygen atmosphere and

2) Oxygen burnng in a pure hydrogen atmosphere.

Don't have the book to hand so I can't give you the title etc, (I'm about 1200 miles away from the trunk it is stored in right now).

Minor glass blowing is required in addition to the makings of hydrogen (acid and zinc granules probably but I can't remember off the top of my head) and the oxygen by heating some cooperative chemical. Electrolysis was not convenient when the book was compiled, it seems.

Stop replying! pleads NetApp customer stuck in reply-allpocalypse

Stevie

Bah!

From: Net Admin To: All Users

Please stop replying to all wrt frivolous emails as it bogs down the network

From: Dilbert To: All Users

I agree.

Trump lieutenants 'use private email' for govt work... but who'd make a big deal out of that?

Stevie

Re: The return of the high horse @Stevie Right Back @ PTW

You didn't write "voter" you used the more inclusive "tories" and "conservatives", and I class running roughshod over the constitution, wantonly overturning legislation in the face of solid reasons not to do so and abrogating a publicly-funded public duty as "smashing shit up".

So I'm afraid that I'm going to have to put you in the FOAD box there, PTW.

In you go.

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

Stevie

Re: You're taking the piss

No, because the problem is that with that amount of caffeine the kidneys shut down and you can't, in fact, take the piss. Did you not see that bit in the article about dialysis?

Stevie

Re: Ethics

"Had the study been run under a medical school ['s staff's supervision]"

Like the ones churning out those gibberish papers based on malformed spreadsheets?

There's plenty of science fuckwittery to go round of late.