* Posts by Mark

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PS3 Home is '2005 tech', says Xbox exec

Mark
Gates Horns

DEFEND! DEFEND!

Home is great! I've managed to bag 3 teenage boys already!

Here is my first impressions:

Managed to get on an arcade machine at 3am in the morning! But it wasn't very good.

I bought myself an inflation busting house.

Set myself up with an Asda Wharfdale telly in my front room.

Went to sleep alone. Just like in real life.

Bugger, MS were right. It is like 2005, except I had a girlfriend in Second Life.

PS3's Home to debut tomorrow

Mark
Gates Horns

ITS BRILLIANT!

Why do people trash home? Its the best thing since uncharted.

NXE fans tempted with refurb Xbox HDD offer

Mark
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HOME HOME HOME

ITS GREAT GREAT GREAT.

I'll be able to create a thin version of myself that can attract all of the boys who play their PS3's but don't want to see me in real life

Xbox 360 nears 25m global sales mark

Mark
Gates Horns

Where are my pre-prepard Sony figures of Lies

I forgot to post something about how well the PS3 hasnt sold... bugger

Furore as Sony flunks gamers' LittleBigPlanet levels

Mark
Gates Horns

Took my level down

Which i used to play by myself which was a picture of a big ps3 with my penis in it

Bioshock sequel teaser trailer now showing

Mark
Flame

Anoter penis in my bum

I can't wait to play PS3 exclusive bioshock 2 and 3 and 4.

Its the bestest feeling putting that warm feeling into the disc drive and letting me play my exclusive games.

PS3 is much betters than silly 360 people. Up you.

Thieves snatch PS2 pile while courier kips

Mark
Gates Halo

I STOLE THEM ALL!

MEEEE AHAHAHAHAAHAA

I have 427 PS2's, 3,000 PSone consoles and I am most of the PS3 userbase.

and most of them are stained

Muslim leader rejects Sony's LittleBigPlanet edit

Mark
Gates Halo

So bad PR is now good PR?

Well done PS3 fans! You managed to turn one bad thing into another one.

Can't accept defeat at anything can you?

The only thing people like Mark (who now remains as an AC) can ever use against the 360 is the bad PR about the RRODs. He would never think to state that it could actually be good PR? No! But when lbp has an issue as big as this costing Sony an awesome amount of money? No talk of heads flying or issues. NO its a good thing that was possibly planned by Sony all along. Maybe they just couldnt face giving out a good reason for a delay?

MS hit with Red Ring of Death lawsuit

Mark
Gates Horns

PS3 FTW

FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD

Microsoft Shill

Overload

Sony preps PSP firmware update

Mark
Flame

I prepare to jizz everywhere

Its true, i still get excited by these small, useless updates!

Sony to save planet with PS3 firmware overhaul

Mark
Gates Horns

Flash9 in browser too..

... means i can browse to youporngay now and see all the lovely muscle

PSP fans tap directly into PlayStation Store

Mark
Go

Anyone else care?

I don't...

Blu-ray add-on coming to the Xbox 360?

Mark
Alert

Every day Sony tries to make the PS3 a 360

They are in constant back-foot mode at the moment.

PS3 media services trying to be like a 360 (despite going on record saying they were focusing on using the PS3 as a way to launch the BluRay platform... LOL)

PSN - a very poor mans LIVE!

Resistance - poor mans Halo!

A UI that doesnt innovate and has just been ripped off from matey in the TV factory who thought it up for a WEGA.

I havn't seen anything in the last 5 years where Sony have innovated, they rely on FUD FUD and awful marketing which no one understands these days and are losing their marketshare.

FUD FUD FUD FUD I HAVE A NEW WORD!!!

Nintendo DSi's battery life shorter than DS Lite's

Mark
Gates Horns

PSP Battery Life

SUPERIOR.

End of discussion really, why invest in an overpriced peace of rubbish with fewer features and probably no future firmware support. Get behind Sony!

'We'll sell 10m PS3s inside one year,' says Sony

Mark
Gates Horns

They'll sell 100m

Of course they bloody will.

Sony have an inside tactit that you all are unaware of. They're being really kind this generation and are pretending that they arent doing as well as the 360. In fact they've already outsold the 360 and Wii combined!

Its the only solution this generation.

I get warm feelings thinking about the media capabilities of the console, i love using my new PVR on it to tape babestation and other things the missus doesnt know about. I'm playing so many games i forget which one i played last. Its great online and its free.

Everything else is rubbish. I am brilliant.

Nintendo introduces redesigned DS

Mark
Gates Horns

DS IS CRAP

BUY A PSP.

Now i will whittle on about how the PSP has had all these features and much much more and is good because its hardcore and full of great titles, movie support and lots more room for lots more porn!!

SONY FOREVER!!! HEAR ME!

Slimline Xbox 360 due in December?

Mark
Gates Horns

PS3

Insert not very witty anti 360 comment here.

Music and pics coming to next-gen Nintendo DS

Mark
Gates Horns

I WANT TO BE A PSP

AHAHAHAAAAAA Nintendo have finally realised what is missing!!! ALL THE THINGS THAT THE PSP HAS!!!

SONY FOREVER!

Sony coughs to third-gen PSP power problem

Mark
Gates Horns

DS POWER PROBLEM

http://tinyurl.com/5armka

Many people have problems even switching their DS on let alone powering it for longer than an hour!

Hahahaa PSP world dominance = SONY world dominance.

I get a warm feeling when i think of how great my new PSP will look after I've traded my old one in.

Sony downgrades PS3 PlayTV functionality

Mark
Gates Horns

Waaaaaaah

Why do thou hate me Sony?

US PS3 sales surge

Mark
Gates Horns

I have four PS3's now

And i plan on buying another next month to put in my car.

This way i am never away from one of my lovely consoles.

I love Metal Gear 4, I play it all the time, honest. Man I wish I had some other good games so I could stop pretending I actually enjoyed Drake.

Sony names PlayTV debut day

Mark
Gates Horns

Yes!!

More ways to watch the porn on my PS3.

I love you Sony, i am getting that warm feeling again when i open new boxes.

Nothing like this on the 360!!!

Nintendo hints at MotionPlus Remote integration

Mark
Gates Horns

Any DualShock 4

Just you wait and see sucklers!

Sony names date for Euro 80GB PS3

Mark
Gates Horns

Tempted to buy another one

To help boost Sony's sales over here.

I need a spare one to take round my friend's house to show him how good it is and get him to sell his xbot off.

Its a good price - someone buy one!

Sensitive Wii maker snubs developers

Mark
Thumb Down

@AC

"But really, this is nothing compared to the absolute doozy that Nintendo pulled on developers and publishers roughly two years ago. Even I was amazed at the depths they went to back then."

Nothing like Sony's concentration on first party development then. Sony are the Nintendo of yesterday, not ones to learn from other people's mistakes - instead they decide to simply copy them.

Sony PS3 movie downloads are go

Mark
Gates Horns

Xbox - Goodbye

Why pay a subscription charge for downloading movies and playing games? Your days are numberered cretins!!

Ahaahahahaaaaaa

I'm feeling warm feelings about downloading movies when they come out in the UK

Sony to sell 80GB PS3 at 40GB price

Mark
Gates Horns

It doesn't matter

Go buy a PS2 if you want to play PS2 games. Get with the generation people you don't need backwards compatibility!!! Its all ok the PS3 is still safe to win.

The conference was brilliant, i love films made by Sony and i can buy them in the store now!

Grand Theft Auto coming to the DS

Mark
Gates Horns

Looks rubbish

so i'm not worried about not playing it on my psp

Nintendo bring real-time interactivity to Wii

Mark
Gates Horns

Sony Will Announce

something great, something miles better than this

nintendo is going to regret their pathetic attempts at capturing this generation and all you xbox cretins are going to cry

Netflix will stream movies on Xbox 360

Mark
Gates Horns

Not game over Sony actually

Final Fantasy is still coming out exclusively on the PS3 in Japan which is like the most important place ok?

Cretin.

Sony are going to announce some exclusivity tomorrow, I reckon it will be for Metal Gear Solid 5, or Resident Evil 5, or something else important with a number in it because that's all that is important to me and Sony. Numbers, not originality

So up yours, nice one trying xbots!!

Mark
Gates Horns

@Eponymous Cowherd

I'm right with you homey!!

Yeahh up yours Xbox!!! This is pathetic!! Soon the PS3 will catch up with your sales and then you'll be sorry!!! AHHAAA!

Mark
Gates Horns

Sony Won't Let Them

Have Sony movies - you'll only be able to watch hits like those on the PS3!!!

WIN WIN WIN

PSP firmware update en route

Mark
Gates Horns

It plays DS games!

Its true!!

I placed a DS game on the screen and it booted Microsoft surface, recognised the DS game and played it! Well I never, they all worked together to make it work!!

Mark
Gates Horns

Makes it better

Always getting better with each firmware update. Now i can watch the Sky TV programs.

You can't do that on the DS or the Zune or the iPods

HAHAAHAHAAHaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Groundbreaking two-in-one tubular console controller uncovered

Mark
Gates Horns

I used my wii mote on my mum

and she didnt like it.

she liked the ps3 one so there, you don't get it do you?

The Ps3 always wins.

Microsoft confirms 60GB Xbox 360

Mark
Gates Horns

Just spend another £200

and get a PS3 with everything in it you ever needed

Mark
Gates Horns

PS3 CAN HANDLE ANY HDD!!!

So why the big news for a second rate console that forces you to a certain size?

Supporting a certain side are we reg?

Join the superior team, buy a PS3 and play games with me. For gods sake won't someone please play a game on PSN.

Mozilla insists Firefox 3.1 won't hit bum note for developers

Mark
Gates Horns

OPERA OPERA OPERA

I love opera and its the best.

PS it doesnt monitor all of the gay porn sites i visit!

Sony will fix PS3s bricked by 2.40 update

Mark
Gates Horns

Mine is fine

I love my PS3 it works no matter what.

Like me, and my mum.

Sony pooh-poohs PS3 price cut

Mark
Gates Horns

No Necessary

The xbots are only happy about their price cut because they need to buy them more.

I'm good because i bought a PS3 on day one and don't need the price cut. My sources at Sony say they're outselling the 360 10 to 1 and we don't need the money anyway.

We're doing fine thanks.

Leak reveals Xbox 360 Pro debut due

Mark
Gates Horns

Where is the TWAT-O-TRON?

I didn't find it

Mark
Gates Horns

@Steve Rowsell

You're an cretin.

The PS3 does everything better than the 360, even plays 360 games bester.

Mark
Unhappy

Still bitter

About that post on the other thread.

Hang on if i stopped reading thereg at all then maybe i wouldnt be so bitter?

Then again there is the people in the real world that hate me too.

Bugger.

Anyone for a mojito?

Mark
Gates Horns

Nothing New

I'll take a PS3 anyday, they've got the ability to grow in size.

Shoot to win - with the PS3 handgun

Mark
Gates Horns

I've got four on order

It's already announced and available to pre order. It's clearly everything the Wii mote should have been.

How can the Wii last now that the PS3 has every ability that it has and so much more?

Finally Nintendo shall lost first place.

Sony PS3 sub-£300 Blu-ray Disc player

Mark
Gates Horns

DO ME

and i'll do you big boy

Mark
Gates Horns

WINNER

The PS3 is capable of updates, like the latest one which gave it HD-DVD playback ability. Sony are giving the PS3 the best Blu Ray support!

Sony re-releases latest PS3 firmware

Mark
Gates Horns

Its not troubled

Waaaaaah you don't love the PS3 but you should.

I am troubled.

Mark
Gates Horns

Hidden Feature...

Did anyone else try this out?

Apparently if you press start while switching on the console it enables HD-DVD playback?

Pulled PlayStation update to be re-released next week?

Mark
Gates Horns

Sony Bricked My/Your PS3!

I'm hysterical!

Anyone up for a bit of Mario Kart?

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