101 posts • joined 11 Jun 2008
Home is great! I've managed to bag 3 teenage boys already!
Here is my first impressions:
Managed to get on an arcade machine at 3am in the morning! But it wasn't very good.
I bought myself an inflation busting house.
Set myself up with an Asda Wharfdale telly in my front room.
Went to sleep alone. Just like in real life.
Bugger, MS were right. It is like 2005, except I had a girlfriend in Second Life.
Why do people trash home? Its the best thing since uncharted.
HOME HOME HOME
ITS GREAT GREAT GREAT.
I'll be able to create a thin version of myself that can attract all of the boys who play their PS3's but don't want to see me in real life
Where are my pre-prepard Sony figures of Lies
I forgot to post something about how well the PS3 hasnt sold... bugger
Took my level down
Which i used to play by myself which was a picture of a big ps3 with my penis in it
Anoter penis in my bum
I can't wait to play PS3 exclusive bioshock 2 and 3 and 4.
Its the bestest feeling putting that warm feeling into the disc drive and letting me play my exclusive games.
PS3 is much betters than silly 360 people. Up you.
I STOLE THEM ALL!
I have 427 PS2's, 3,000 PSone consoles and I am most of the PS3 userbase.
and most of them are stained
So bad PR is now good PR?
Well done PS3 fans! You managed to turn one bad thing into another one.
Can't accept defeat at anything can you?
The only thing people like Mark (who now remains as an AC) can ever use against the 360 is the bad PR about the RRODs. He would never think to state that it could actually be good PR? No! But when lbp has an issue as big as this costing Sony an awesome amount of money? No talk of heads flying or issues. NO its a good thing that was possibly planned by Sony all along. Maybe they just couldnt face giving out a good reason for a delay?
FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD
I prepare to jizz everywhere
Its true, i still get excited by these small, useless updates!
Flash9 in browser too..
... means i can browse to youporngay now and see all the lovely muscle
Anyone else care?
Every day Sony tries to make the PS3 a 360
They are in constant back-foot mode at the moment.
PS3 media services trying to be like a 360 (despite going on record saying they were focusing on using the PS3 as a way to launch the BluRay platform... LOL)
PSN - a very poor mans LIVE!
Resistance - poor mans Halo!
A UI that doesnt innovate and has just been ripped off from matey in the TV factory who thought it up for a WEGA.
I havn't seen anything in the last 5 years where Sony have innovated, they rely on FUD FUD and awful marketing which no one understands these days and are losing their marketshare.
FUD FUD FUD FUD I HAVE A NEW WORD!!!
PSP Battery Life
End of discussion really, why invest in an overpriced peace of rubbish with fewer features and probably no future firmware support. Get behind Sony!
They'll sell 100m
Of course they bloody will.
Sony have an inside tactit that you all are unaware of. They're being really kind this generation and are pretending that they arent doing as well as the 360. In fact they've already outsold the 360 and Wii combined!
Its the only solution this generation.
I get warm feelings thinking about the media capabilities of the console, i love using my new PVR on it to tape babestation and other things the missus doesnt know about. I'm playing so many games i forget which one i played last. Its great online and its free.
Everything else is rubbish. I am brilliant.
DS IS CRAP
BUY A PSP.
Now i will whittle on about how the PSP has had all these features and much much more and is good because its hardcore and full of great titles, movie support and lots more room for lots more porn!!
SONY FOREVER!!! HEAR ME!
Insert not very witty anti 360 comment here.
I WANT TO BE A PSP
AHAHAHAAAAAA Nintendo have finally realised what is missing!!! ALL THE THINGS THAT THE PSP HAS!!!
DS POWER PROBLEM
Many people have problems even switching their DS on let alone powering it for longer than an hour!
Hahahaa PSP world dominance = SONY world dominance.
I get a warm feeling when i think of how great my new PSP will look after I've traded my old one in.
Why do thou hate me Sony?
I have four PS3's now
And i plan on buying another next month to put in my car.
This way i am never away from one of my lovely consoles.
I love Metal Gear 4, I play it all the time, honest. Man I wish I had some other good games so I could stop pretending I actually enjoyed Drake.
More ways to watch the porn on my PS3.
I love you Sony, i am getting that warm feeling again when i open new boxes.
Nothing like this on the 360!!!
Any DualShock 4
Just you wait and see sucklers!
Tempted to buy another one
To help boost Sony's sales over here.
I need a spare one to take round my friend's house to show him how good it is and get him to sell his xbot off.
Its a good price - someone buy one!
"But really, this is nothing compared to the absolute doozy that Nintendo pulled on developers and publishers roughly two years ago. Even I was amazed at the depths they went to back then."
Nothing like Sony's concentration on first party development then. Sony are the Nintendo of yesterday, not ones to learn from other people's mistakes - instead they decide to simply copy them.
Xbox - Goodbye
Why pay a subscription charge for downloading movies and playing games? Your days are numberered cretins!!
I'm feeling warm feelings about downloading movies when they come out in the UK
It doesn't matter
Go buy a PS2 if you want to play PS2 games. Get with the generation people you don't need backwards compatibility!!! Its all ok the PS3 is still safe to win.
The conference was brilliant, i love films made by Sony and i can buy them in the store now!
so i'm not worried about not playing it on my psp
Sony Will Announce
something great, something miles better than this
nintendo is going to regret their pathetic attempts at capturing this generation and all you xbox cretins are going to cry
Not game over Sony actually
Final Fantasy is still coming out exclusively on the PS3 in Japan which is like the most important place ok?
Sony are going to announce some exclusivity tomorrow, I reckon it will be for Metal Gear Solid 5, or Resident Evil 5, or something else important with a number in it because that's all that is important to me and Sony. Numbers, not originality
So up yours, nice one trying xbots!!
I'm right with you homey!!
Yeahh up yours Xbox!!! This is pathetic!! Soon the PS3 will catch up with your sales and then you'll be sorry!!! AHHAAA!
Sony Won't Let Them
Have Sony movies - you'll only be able to watch hits like those on the PS3!!!
WIN WIN WIN
It plays DS games!
I placed a DS game on the screen and it booted Microsoft surface, recognised the DS game and played it! Well I never, they all worked together to make it work!!
Makes it better
Always getting better with each firmware update. Now i can watch the Sky TV programs.
You can't do that on the DS or the Zune or the iPods
I used my wii mote on my mum
and she didnt like it.
she liked the ps3 one so there, you don't get it do you?
The Ps3 always wins.
Just spend another £200
and get a PS3 with everything in it you ever needed
PS3 CAN HANDLE ANY HDD!!!
So why the big news for a second rate console that forces you to a certain size?
Supporting a certain side are we reg?
Join the superior team, buy a PS3 and play games with me. For gods sake won't someone please play a game on PSN.
OPERA OPERA OPERA
I love opera and its the best.
PS it doesnt monitor all of the gay porn sites i visit!
Mine is fine
I love my PS3 it works no matter what.
Like me, and my mum.
The xbots are only happy about their price cut because they need to buy them more.
I'm good because i bought a PS3 on day one and don't need the price cut. My sources at Sony say they're outselling the 360 10 to 1 and we don't need the money anyway.
We're doing fine thanks.
Where is the TWAT-O-TRON?
I didn't find it
You're an cretin.
The PS3 does everything better than the 360, even plays 360 games bester.
About that post on the other thread.
Hang on if i stopped reading thereg at all then maybe i wouldnt be so bitter?
Then again there is the people in the real world that hate me too.
Anyone for a mojito?
I'll take a PS3 anyday, they've got the ability to grow in size.
I've got four on order
It's already announced and available to pre order. It's clearly everything the Wii mote should have been.
How can the Wii last now that the PS3 has every ability that it has and so much more?
Finally Nintendo shall lost first place.
and i'll do you big boy
The PS3 is capable of updates, like the latest one which gave it HD-DVD playback ability. Sony are giving the PS3 the best Blu Ray support!
Its not troubled
Waaaaaah you don't love the PS3 but you should.
I am troubled.
Did anyone else try this out?
Apparently if you press start while switching on the console it enables HD-DVD playback?
Sony Bricked My/Your PS3!
Anyone up for a bit of Mario Kart?
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