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Every billionaire needs a PANZER TANK, right? STOP THERE, Paul Allen

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Re: Allen's firm alleged it had not received the panzer.

Its due to be delivered by Amazon's drone but it can't get it off the ground.

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Chinese city creates footpath for smartphone addicts

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Demolition derby...

So what's to stop people using phones in the designated area from crashing into other people using phones?

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5 Nigerian gangs dominate Craigslist buyer scams

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Nigeria would do itself and everyone else a big favor by cracking down on these scammers. They give the country a bad reputation. I'm sure they have nice prisons. (Need icon holding nose.)

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Whopping 10TB disks spin out of HGST – plus 3.2TB flash slabs

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Wanna know....

Do helium filled drives weigh less than air filled drives? Wouldn't vacuum filled(?) drives perform better?

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Former Bitcoin Foundation chair pleads guilty to money-laundering charge

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Wait a minute

He gets fined $950,000 by the government? Doesn't that make the government an accessory to the crime?

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Gang behind '1.2 billion' megahack ransack is pwning our customers – hosting firm

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They're going to log in to my Facebook account! Damn! Oh wait, I don't have a Facebook account....phew!

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China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain

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Re: Dear Mr. or Mrs. China:

If China doesn't like Windows, it should develop its own OS. Oh, wait...

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NASA to reformat Opportunity rover's memory from 125 million miles away

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Re: I'm not an electrician

Programming was fun before the web came along.

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Racing Post escapes ICO fine after leaking info of 677K punters

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WTF?

Legal penalty = nil, customer concern = nil, consequence to business = nil

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Six of the best gaming keyboard and mouse combos

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What a job

Playing games to review computer hardware - where can I apply?

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Loss of unencrypted back-up disk costs UK prisons ministry £180K

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FAIL

"the prison service didn’t realise that the encryption option on the new hard drives needed to be turned on to work correctly" - FAIL

Too bad no one's accountable - the fine moves taxpayer money* from one account to another.

* Taxpayer money = nobody's money

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Wall Street's internet darlings require an endless supply of idiots

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Exploiters

The internet is no different than any other human endeavor. If it can be exploited, the exploiters will be there. And they are, in droves. But I believe that those who contribute without payment get some satisfaction or sense of achievement for their efforts.

BTW this includes Reg commentards, who add a lot of value to this site.

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Trundle, trundle, FLEEEP: iPhone 6 production grinds to halt

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So production runs in parallel with design? Small wonder they have problems.

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Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy

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Re: "Soon"

What he needs is Amazon's drone to whisk him away.

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What does a flashmob of 1,024 robots look like? Just like this

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If they're internet connected someone can hack them and program them to attack.

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Intel disables hot new TSX tech in early Broadwells and Haswells

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“unpredictable system behavior”

Normal modus operandi around here.

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Snowden on NSA's MonsterMind TERROR: It may trigger cyberwar

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Re: A future I see

This may be how the world as we know it comes to an end. No massive solar storm required.

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Password manager LastPass goes titsup: Users LOCKED OUT

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@AC Re. @S4qFBxkFFg: Did you realise you put your password into the "Name" box? ;)

Actually its a great idea. It spares the nuisance of being told 'userid inot available' which can get tiresome after several tries. Click 'generate password', use the result as userid. Click again for a password. (Or not if you like to live dangerously.) Job done.

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Twitter can trigger psychosis in users

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Reg should limit comments to 140 characters for a week. Let's see how many commentards go nuts. (One way to confirm the research.)

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IBM boffins stuff 16 million-neuron chips into binary 'frog' brain

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When successful, will they replace the IBM CEO and board with them?

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Tesla and Panasonic to build NOT-SO-SECRET GigaFactory in US

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Gigafactory

Does that mean they are planning to make 1,000,000,000 (or more) batteries? Or that it will be the size of 1,000,000,000 normal factories? Or perhaps some imaginative PR's use of hyperbole?

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Microsoft bakes a bigger Pi to cook Windows slabs

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Netbook

My Netbook is a complete system with Windows license and cost $100 less. (Yes I still have one, it works and I still use it!)

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Apple smacked with privacy sueball over Location Services

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Legalese is hard enough to understand without the spelling mistakes and bad grammar.

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Microsoft not good enough for you, eh? 'Next Steve Ballmer' drives to Google

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So, Mulally is going to be the driverless car's chief tester?

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InMage now InMicrosoft: Redmond slurps disaster recovery hardware biz

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Recovery Hardware

Microsoft sees a disaster on the horizon and wants to be ready?

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Deja-vu alert: Russian hackers target US, Euro energy giants

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Perhaps the posts should link back to the previous article too.

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Physicist proposes 1,000-foot state-sized walls to stop tornadoes

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So, for a fraction of the homeland security budget they can get rid of tornadoes? Sounds like a win-win.

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BlackBerry's Passport will be the WEIRDEST mobe of 2014

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Re: Interesting.

"...tough to fit in a pocket..."

Doesn't anyone make clothes with larger pockets for today's gadgets? If not there's an opportunity waiting.

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Bitcoin ransomware racket makes bank

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I find it hard to imagine having thousands of important files on my computer and no backup. It simply boggles the mind. But then, smart enough to have backup is smart enough to avoid scamware.

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Google reaches into own silicon brain to slash electricity bill

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Why don't they do something useful with their spare cycles like distributed computing (BOINC)? That's what I do on my computers at home.

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PCIe hard drives? You read that right, says WD

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Re: Whatever next? Direct Fibre Channel connections?

Ah but then they wouldn't be able to sell you new hardware every year.

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Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room

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Tinfoil hat time

Tape over your microphone as well as your camera lens.

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Hackers lay claim to exploit that defeats iPhone anti-theft tools

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Re: It would appear

Actually that's easy .... have a secret password that you have to enter every 10 minutes, or kaboom!

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US authorities name five Chinese military hackers wanted for espionage

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Horses Gone...

Why don't those companies hire security specialists before they are hacked? At least put a lock on the front door.

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Cost-cutting Barclays bank swings axe on 5,600 IT and ops bods

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Happy

Re: Again...?

Are you the same fellow that was there the week before and left the floppy in the drive?

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Laser deflector shields possible with today's tech – but there's one small problem

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Re: re. mirror

Sounds like a perfect application for ununseptium (element 117).

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Canucks' ISPs routing data through snoop heaven USA

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Canadian spooks are ready willing and able to grab the data too.

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SpaceX: We NAILED the Falcon 9 landing! The video, on the other hand...

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The video clearly shows a swarm of extraterrestrial creatures attacking the lens of the camera.

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Reg hack hacked off by iPhone 5 repair notice

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World + dog comes down hard on Toyota's recalls.

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Japanese boffin EYES up big bucks with strap-on digi-glasses

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It's heartwarming to see them working so hard at solving the world's pressing problems.

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CEO Tim Cook sweeps Apple's inconvenient truths under a solar panel

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"...won't omit a single atom of carbon..."

No people in there then?

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Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace

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Good old Google

Always looking for more ways to spy on us.

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Google to open up Glass program to anyone with $1,500 to spare

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I hope they fall off and get run over by a truck.

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NSA denies it knew about and USED Heartbleed encryption flaw for TWO YEARS

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@thought

Code checking is a real drudge job and no one likes doing it. And if you don't have a concise specification it is nearly impossible.

The steps for writing quality code are

1. Write a spec

2. Write a test plan based on the spec

3. Write the code

4. Conduct a code review

5. Unit test the code.

I wonder how many of those steps were followed in this case?

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ROBONAUT to find feet after Monday ISS supply mission

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Almost ready....

to scrub the kitchen floor and take out the garbage.

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USB reversible cables could become standard sooner than you think

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There must be 10 billion usb devices kicking around by now. Its about time they redesigned it making them all obsolete, forcing us to throw them away and buy new ones.

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Password bug let me see shoppers' credit cards in eBay ProStores, claims infosec bod

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...bought by eBay in 2005....

The bugs were free.

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Proof Apple is GOING BACKWARDS: It's trying to patent a Newton-ish touchscreen stylus

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Re. The "invention" is already for sale.

As soon as the patent is granted Apple will sue them into oblivion.

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Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

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Re: 3 per cent?

The Canadian Government got rid of paper $1 and $2 bills some time ago and replaced them with large coins. Now my pants won't stay up.

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UK.gov to train up 11-year-old cyberwarriors

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Sounds like an interesting course. Where can I sign up?

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