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40 posts • joined Monday 9th June 2008 11:02 GMT

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

Re: google it

I've seen plenty about South Korea... don't remember seeing anything relating to China

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

..."the encrypted and salted versions of passwords"

Let me fix that for you:

"...the hashed and salted versions of passwords"

Gordon Stewart
WTF?

"they are already dealing with a pandemic of gaming addicts..."

Reference please

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

Re: Guidance

I don't think it's difficult at all. I think the real reason for most suicide 'failures' is that they never realy intended to kill themselves in the first place; just a 'cry for help' or an attempt to get attention.

Gordon Stewart
Alert

The first time the lawyers reached out..

Did you just use the term 'reached out'?

Arrrgh, my eyes!!!!!

Gordon Stewart
Headmaster

Re: Now I really want to know...

Maybe something like 只 皮肤 伤口 (zhǐ pífū shāngkǒu)

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

"Several of the applications offer a "touch mode" button above the menu bar"

Why the f**k would anyone want to use b*stard Office apps with a bloody touchscreen?!

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

Re: C'mon guys

640K?

Gordon Stewart
Happy

Pinyin

Just for completeness it's xuě​bào in Pinyin (Hanyu Pinyin, that is), and 雪豹 in Simplified Chinese

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

You've never tried recruiting anyone from India then?

At least 90% of the CVs that land on my desk - from organisations like Capgemini and InfoSys - are utter lies.

You read a CV that appears to be a perfect candidate, with 7 years experience working on .NET projects, but upon interviewing it very quickly becomes apparent that they haven't got a clue.

Gordon Stewart
WTF?

Is this a verbatim press release or something? Just asking, because there seems to be no technical content here, just an advertisement for STEC....

Gordon Stewart
IT Angle

Re: Who writes this crap?

A fair point about my tone... just getting rather exasperated with El Reg lately. It's supposed to be a tech site, but it seems more and more these days the articles read like they were written by Daily Hate hacks :(

Gordon Stewart
WTF?

Who writes this crap?

"SHA-1 hashing is not the securest form of encryption; sensitive information should really be salted, a much stronger form of security."

Salting is not an alternative to hashing, it's something you do as part of the hashing process.

Seriously, WTF has happened to El Reg?

Gordon Stewart
Thumb Down

Re: Deep-fried pizza, anyone?

Gah, I hail from the North, and can confirm these abominations exist, and can be found in many a chipper!

As if it needed confirming, I can confirm that they really are as vile as the sound. They are normally the '10 for a £1' out of Iceland variety, and taste of cardboard made soggy with ungodly quantities of grease.

Gordon Stewart
WTF?

CTR?

400,000 clicks from 10,000,000 ads makes for a click through rate of 4%.... that sounds highly unlikely.

40,000 sounds more plausible.

Gordon Stewart
FAIL

@Charles Manning

"This goes towards paying for road development/maintenance etc."

Yes... of course it does

Gordon Stewart
Happy

"costing half a ton"

I think you mean a "monkey" or "half a bag of sand" :)

Gordon Stewart

ZTE Blade/Orange SanFran

With light-moderate usage, I routinely get 3 days out of my ZTE Blade/Orange SanFran, but on occasion I get 5 days out of it.

It's running the FLB Android 2.2 ROM.

Gordon Stewart

"Precise" Geographic Coordinates?

Does it have a built-in GPS, or is it just using cell tower info (in which case, it's not really precise at all)?

Gordon Stewart

£130?

Nothing against 'simple' phones that don't try to pack the world into a handhelf devide - but £130 seems awfully expensive for this

Gordon Stewart

Cost breakdown

Did the FOI response include a breakdown of the costs, or just the total amount?

It would be very interesting to see how they could possibly spend so much on this...

Gordon Stewart

I don't get it

It *looks* like a DSLR, it's *priced* like an entry level DSLR...

... why would I want this instead of a DSLR?!

Posted in Iocell NetDisk
Gordon Stewart
WTF?

Streaming

"playback of HDTV content is jerky and certainly far from an enjoyable experience"

Eh? How does that work if the ethernet speeds are so good? Is this just a firmware issue that will be resolved later?

Gordon Stewart

FUD...

Sounds like yet more 'red danger' FUD from the US government who have been putting out this kind of anti-Chinese stuff for a while now.

They used a host with an address in China? Yeah, cause they'd do that, wouldn't they?

Mefinks not.

Gordon Stewart

@Kevin McMurtrie

I agree - well put

Gordon Stewart

@AC 17th June 2009 11:13 GMT

"Is there a route on which the taxes cost £20 to £30? Even one, let alone enough to justify the "usually" comment?"

Is there a route (within Europe) where the taxes cost less?!

The first one I checked, Aberdeen to Dublin, taxes are £30.16

Next up, Luton to Girona, taxes are £24.03

Next, Gatwick to Cork, taxes are £28.05

etc...

Gordon Stewart

@ed 20

Actually, I've been on 10 flights in the past 3 weeks, and 12 before that this year! Last year, 43 flights!

Taxes tend to make up a large portion of any short flight, and with budget airlines they tend to be more than the fare itself - at least, that has been the case in my experience. Maybe I'm just flying to/from all the wrong places!

Gordon Stewart

@Linbox

"Never paid more than £10.00 to fly anywhere" - sounds like bollocks to me. Taxes alone will usually amount to several times more than that.

Gordon Stewart

@AC, Thursday 9th Apr 2009 22:58

Having big numbers on their uniforms certainly sounds like a good idea to me

Whether or not this policeman was responsible for Tomlinson's death, at the very _least_ he should lose his job and be up on an assault charge. At the time, Tomlinson clearly posed no threat to anyone. Whatever Tomlinson had been up to, shoving him over from behind like that is bang out of order - they're supposed to be police offers, not a bunch of bloody thugs!

I don't know about anyone else, but any time I see footage of riot police involved in a 'crowd control' situation in the news their response always seems sickeningly brutal. You tend to see some guy lying on the deck, covering his head while 1-3 policemen stand round him smashing him over the head with batons. You never hear of any convictions over that sort of thing.

I have a cousin in the MET, and an uncle that used to be in the MET. I've heard both talking of how much they enjoy riot duty because they "enjoy a good ruck". Both are racists too. Last time I expressed my distaste at such comments they just laughed.

If you have nothing to fear...

..yeah...

Gordon Stewart

A Good Start

This looks like it could eventually be quite a nice product... asuming that it sells well enough for Asus to come out with a 2nd generation version that addresses the shortcomings. £220 is also a bit steep, mefinks.

Gordon Stewart

Huh?

Utterly pointless - yet another disgraceful waste of public funds :o/

Gordon Stewart

RSI?

RSI, anyone?

Surely your arms are aching in no time!

Gordon Stewart

Re: Wow. So what's the catch?

Well, there is no longer 2 USD to the pound... so it's not as appealing as it once was :(

Gordon Stewart

@Killed himself?

Indeed. I don't think anyone really believes he killed himself...

Gordon Stewart

Another...

I used to work with a guy called Austin Martin

Gordon Stewart

@what if he's guilty

That's what evidence can be used for.

And I don't mean the kind extracted through torture. If someone starts hacking at my sack, I'll tell them the moon is made of cheese if that's what they want to hear...

The _real_ terrorists here are the bloody security services. If the horrors that this bloke had to endure don't constitute terrorism, then I don't know what does.

Maybe he is guilty. Maybe he is not. I don't know. What I do know, is that this is very very wrong, and is categorically not the way that a 'modern', 'democratic', 'civilised' country should be conducting itself.

Gordon Stewart

@Antony Riley

> If Mono actually worked (it does not, nor is it likely to in the near future...

Wha? I take it from this statement that you have never used Mono. I have... it works just fine.

Gordon Stewart

Dollar = Pound

Of course, it this ever does come to the UK, they will simply change the $ for a £ - too expensive.

Gordon Stewart

Tom Welsh

I gotta agree with you.

What could China _possibly_ have to gain from this?

There seems to be a lot of this nonsense being directed against China by the American press, politicians and agencies of late.

I can only imagine that there must be some political subtext, and the American public (and indeed the wider, western audience) are supposed to swallow this crap, just as they did the rubbish about Iraq having WMDs.

The unfortunate thing is that this stream of propaganda probably will have the desired effect of breeding (more) xenophobia and racism amongst many people :(