46 posts • joined 4 Jun 2008
Re: Well, if asteroid time ...
IT seems to be made of best stewing steak... It's meteorite.
Re: A paper based on "what if"?????
I'm still waiting for the Finglonger.
Re: How to load an airship with celebrities
My first thought on reading that was maybe they've just found the new Big Brother house?
Eviction takes on a whole new and far more interesting meaning...
I would have thought that headaches and loss of energy are natural side effects of being at Glastonbury... As is coming home with some over priced hippy tat and a band shirt you'd never wear in public.
Re: Like most crime you can't stop a *really* determined criminal.
"If you're a European Citizen who was telling their mother about what they had for dinner and sending a picture of the cat..." :)
Re: nil desperandum gloria aspidistra
"What would happen if you crossed an Irish bog with a bag of carrots or something nonpotatoey?"
You'd get muddy feet either way
Re: I smell snake oil .....
He's working for the NSA, predicting your next SSL key
Re: I think a 3-D printer company...
Assuming no one retrieves them from the recycle bin.
If commuting is dull again, buy a newspaper, read a book, do a crossword...
(or get a Nintendo game and watch)
Re: Tin Foil Hats
The wifi there doesn't monitor your thoughts, it adds new ones, like "drink another overpriced cup of brown mud" and "mmm, you are enjoying this brown mud" or "a 5 euro muffin would be nice about now..."
The wifi signal strength is always suspiciously high... possibly to overpower the tinfoil hats.
to share something pre-prepared is to share it before it's ready...
Re: We can't really march on anything
We want the right to show emotions
Мы хотим, чтобы право показывать эмоции
Rydym am gael yr hawl i ddangos emosiwn
We want the right to show emotions
Google is getting pretty good at this... :)
Not to mention, once it's there it's quite hard for the driver to get in and not notice something amiss, a *long* time before the car steers itself into a tree and the airbag fails to deploy...
Re: What's french for "cobblers"?
Without The Register, my smartphone wouldn't be worth as much to me as it currently is...
Re: punch drunk
Surely it's a Pi in the face for irrationality?
Re: Somehow I don't think so.....
Change the rules on whether payments to other parts of the group of companies the company is part of are tax deductible or not, making a payment to a subsidury/ partner/ parent is not deductible (maybe... unless it is in the same country... )
Basically, making a payment to another company not part of your group- that's business expenses and part of cost of sales.
Making a payment to your own group of companies- that's moving profits and not part of cost of sales
Or is that a daft idea? I know EU rules say you can move money to any other EU country as long as tax is paid somewhere, but until the EU has harmonized tax rules it's not going to work and bog all tax will be paid...
Or, as the bitcoin mining rig roundup kind of suggests, sell a pickaxe you won't deliver for a couple of months, which you use in the intervening time to mine for gold, then when it's gone a bit blunt, deliver it to the person who paid for it and use the new orders to pay for a new more efficient pickaxe, which you won't deliver for a few months...
Hiding in those 100 will be the actual target... And they don't yet know what's missing.
Make big visible diagrams showing how to build a microscope
Markings visible with the microscope show how to build tech to read next level
Assumes a certain level of technology with each layer of course...
Obviously, if the data requires more than one disc, there is a problem... eventually the future people receive an error message saying 'This is disc 3 of 10. Please insert disc 1 to read file list' or probably 'Thix si drrc # fi !). Plix inrest drrc ! 2 rrrd dictionary'
Cunning way of MS and adobe to get a license fee out of people looking for a crack... I wonder if you actually get a product key after paying the ransom. Adobe CS6 costs about 2 bitcoin... as does server 2012 with 4 CALs
Re: Not what it's cracked up to be
- How many 9s are there between 0 and 100? The correct answer is: f) 11
are you sure?
- "Can you still hear me? There was some interference then"
- "Yeah, my car just crashed"
- "Heh, do a indicate right-horn-handbrake and open task manager"
- "No, I mean I hit the car in front while I was trying to +1 the M25..."
Don't use pink- Spitfires that were used as spy planes were painted pink as it blends in with clouds better than anything else. Admittedly, it does make it stand out against the ground.
Re: Not British Racing Green
"- I've had a nice realistic Zebra scheme on a much bigger glider than this and it totally disappeared into the background, both in the sky and on the floor."
Well, yes. Zebra pattern is for camouflage after all...
I'm with the Simulationists; Eventually, games like sim city or the sims (or whatever comes after...) will reach the point where the simulation is as complex as reality, and the agents will start to wonder if there is a higher power directing their lives...
As it costs about $5000 to send a kilo to space and about the same to return it, probably Stella should get in on the act... at $5000 a pint, it would be disconcertingly expensive
Big Red Emergency Activated Safety Tether-cutting System
Can't beat an adjustable stilson for plumbing, or any situation where a socket has knackered the head or nut.
But, if you can't fix it with a hammer, but don't discover this until you've tried the hammer technique, it might now be *really* broken.
ditch the renewables feed in bonus scheme, and give grants or tax breaks to build hydroden cracking and storage to the renewable companies instead, helping to smooth the output from the renewable sources and also kick start hydrogen car schemes.
Quick burgers are pretty good, not as good as a whopper but way better than a macvomit. can't wait :)
been hinted at for ages...
NT, minwin, midori, longhorn, the CLR, powershell... (in no real order :) ) Only a lot of internal fighting and a lot of internal ignoring has prevented it happening sooner. MS has known for 15 years at least what they needed to do, but if part of your business is raking in billions a year, an upstart project with high ideals but that needs 5 years of research is not going to change its direction, particularly if the billion dollar business has to start all over again
MS would seriously have benefited from being split into at least two parts in the legal stuff in the 90s.
Normally movie studios have to design outlandish interfaces for their computers to avoid having to license anything ("I know this... it's a unix system..."), now a movie studio gets to chase apple for stealing its idea!
MS can't sue for sudo.
The patent mentions sudo as prior art... MS can't sue someone for implementing the thing they have said it is based on. This looks a lot like the part of UAC that allows you to have two accounts with the same username and password, one with limited access, and one with full access, so to do an admin task you must specifically authorize it to happen.
The reason for the patent would be to prevent anyone from retrospectively applying for a patent for sudo and suing MS for implementing privelege escalation in UAC, which would be a brain dead idea, legally trying to force MS to release an insecure OS...
Software patents are a stupid idea, as are ones for business methodology, but while they exist, companies wil have to protect themselves from trolls. Even if they have a reputation for trolling themselves. In fact, ESPECIALLY if they have a reputaion for doing it themselves.
Karl benz patented the motor car in 1866, the patent expired more than 100 years ago and you'd be laughed out of the patent office for failing to notice that.
@harry, re: Wouldn't it be better ...
... to put the SPEAKERS into some kind of enclosure that reduces the amount of sound they give out?
The speaker has been put in an enclosure already, one that is designed to make it louder, or fill a space with sound, or resonate at particular frequencies to make more efficient use of the power being put into it.
May as well go to a club and stand outside, it sounds quieter there.
The EQ setting called rock would cut out most of the bass if the bass performance if the speaker is weak. Otherwise you just get ghastly distortion and power wasted where it can't be heard. Although, as it's aimed at kids, they may as well just turn all the bands to +10, cos that's what they'll do anyway.
Dear god, there's a lot of selfish opinionated bullsh*t in these comments.
Everyone wants more and better but refuses to make any sacrafice to get it.
Some things to consider-
Driving your car causes congestion.
The bigger the car, the more congestion.
If this was Johannesburg, there might be a reason to drive 500m to take your kids to school.
Not using public transport causes it to decline in quality and increase in price.
There is a huge amount of rail infrastructure that is being upgraded at the moment. (Both speed and capacity.)
It is easy to show that adding CO2 to a volume of gas increases it's heat storage capacity. (We might not know how such a complex system as the earth will respond to such an increase in stored heat, but human activity is definetly increasing it.)
Tax causes growth in an economy.
Growth of an ecomony causes an increase in the standard of living. (there's more money around to buy stuff with.)
You Don't Get Something For Nothing.
re: Better Idea
You'd still need more than one license anyway, depending on what you were allowed to do with the source once you had it. Verify and run, modify for private use, modify and provide the modifications to the community, modify for commercial gain, extend but not modify, extend for commercial gain, each varient would require a different license, and would be governed by different laws. You'd also have to seriously rewrite copyright and patent law, not to mention trade secret protection law, which would require years, millions of pounds and international cooperation.
I'm trying to think of another thing that someone could buy and reasonably demand full access to the thousands of hours of work that went into it so they could make sure it worked, or make changes because it's not quite to their liking, and I can't think of one. Go to a resturant and insist on watching the food being cooked so you could change the seasoning if you think you can do better? Watch your car being built, so you can pick the nuts and bolts yourself? Buy a book and change the ending so it comes out the way you want? You could do all these things, but if you have the skills needed to do it well, you also have the skills to do it from scratch, exactly to your liking. It might take a while, but then it took the original developers a while as well.
Personally, I have never sold or supplied a single copy of any piece of software I have written. I sell access to my software, which runs on machines I own and control. My clients have no need to see, and would have no idea what to do with, the source to the applications they use. All they need it to know how the interface works, what the business logic is behind the application, and the data model that backs up the logic. This is why they hired me in the first place. And if they are interested, and were prepared to spend some more money, I might let them know the details of the API, so they could build their own interface.
This is the future. And also the past. It's only the present model that's flawed, where users think they own the software they paid to use.
Open source vs. closed source is a pointless distinction for the 99.9% of computer users who don't write code. If you download the binaries, you have *no idea* what is in them, or indeed where they came from. Anything can be spoofed, as the internet was designed to be robust, not secure. It is effectivly anonymous, despite all the recent privacy/data mining/phorm type stuff, because end users have no way of telling that the *provider* is genuine, you just have to trust them.
The whole net as it stands is hack built on hack built on 30-year-old-hack, and the conflicting requirements of privacy, anonymity, verification, mobility, deniability, accountability, and trust will never be reconciled until we start from the ground and rebuild the net (and all of 'connected computing', (ghastly phrase,)) to include all these things.
It's not about OS wars, corporate giants vs public spirited coders, or any of that bullsh1te, fundamentaly it's about trust, and at the moment you can't trust anyone.
Where's the icon showing a precariously balanced pile of hardware with a confused looking punter at the top when you need it?
Portable e-id card
How about a steg encrypted usb stick, each seperate set of data stored isolated from any other, with a certificate store to give access to data sets to specific 'users'.
You could store bank details, website passwords, medical records, all hidden from each other.
Logging into a website: when you register, you save their certificate as having access to it's datastore. When logging in, you enter your password into the usbstick, the website provides it's certificate check and the stick returns the data if it matches.
Paying in a shop: the seller sends you thier certificate, you verify it and add them as a single transaction 'user'. the payment request goes to the bank, the bank requests confirmation from the stick, the stick confirms and deletes the access.
The data sets could be actual data, or key generator algorithms. No need for centrailsed store of anything except certificate chains. Not saying it couldn't be hacked if you had physical access to it, but if you lost it, you could revoke your certificate and so prevent access to any of the data sets when the stick next tries to access something.
Long enough keys and encryption between the stick and the certificate store would make attacking it pretty tricky. Storing the access certificates in memory that dies if the case is tampered with would leave a patternless jumble of data.
Not yet but it will...
It can't print PCBs yet, but it can't be far off... all you need is an acid resisting pen to draw out the circuit, a small drill head, and a solder extruder. Or you could print a flat insulating plastic sheet, and print on it with conductive ink.
Putting the components in would be tricky though. You'd need more than one 'print' head, one to place the part, and one to solder.