151 posts • joined 4 Jun 2008
For me, this has already been realised in the game 'Treasure Island Dizzy'.
Mind you, I am an egg.
This looks AWESOME! Hopefully I can get rid of the ghosts that haunt my fridge, drink my beer and eat my sausages. And rape me.
Why are the shittest telco getting all these exclusives? I was with 02 and they couldnt get my bill right. I am with orange now and they have no decent phones. None! Oooh a Nokia!
But I am waiting for the Samsung Omnia HD and this ain't it. THIS AIN'T IT!
man_from_enemy_mine: I just met an enemy today. I might make him mine.
No doubt that they will seek to limit whatever profit they may make by just selling it in the motherland. The rest of the world need not apply.
I have to say
It sounds horribly believeable.
Hopefully this will work
If it doesn't, well it made me chuckle anyway. Also I pledge my 1 SEK!
We will miss you :-(
Oh dear, yet another fail
Instead of dealing with the problems, let's obfuscate matters and disembowel the messengers!
2002 called. They want their phone back.
It might not be far off the mark. If Microsoft wanted to bring something else to the market in the next two years I am sure they would have mentioned it by now. And Sony are committed to their 10 year project.
Paris? I am sure that she will hawk her booty on the market again before then.
@ Bah humbug AC
Very good! You alluded to a 'cafetiere' as a cell phone feature and no phone has that feature! I derived much humour from your remark.
I guess global productivity is now going to take a hit.
I am up for a phone soon, this could be the one...
And I like your idea of an increased personal allowance roughly matching that of a year's minimum wage salary.
Also Ms. Bee, aren't all your days Flamey days?
Wow, that looks well weapon.
It looks like someone has invented a real life Wasp T12 Speechtool. I guess possession of this pile of tat will enable you to truly be a "self-facilitating media node"
I think I would prefer a keyboard and high resolution mouse. There is also a great bit in Ghost in the Shell where they have the helicoper snipers!
However, as I can't wait that long, I will have to purchase my Masarati now.
3 Tiny Choppers?
Not me, I have a Monster in my Pocket(tm)*
*May be tiny in real life.
You will be sadly missed
Now I know what I will have for tea tonight! Chicken Kiev with beans and waffles!
I think that she probably comes from Pripyat, not Noginsk. That would explain the 'aura'
Inspired by this story
When I was in the pub yesterday, I found that 7/10 women rejected my offers of raw meat. One accepted then reneged on the deal. The other two were, well, chimp-like in their acceptance.
Still. Not an entirely unsuccessful strategy
Cue BBC Hand-wringing
Roll out free live internet telly, then state to the government that people without licenses are 'stealing' tv. Bish hash bosh, a flat rate internet tax 'in case' you decide to watch tv.
I like the investigative journolism slant.
@Robert E A Harvey
I totally agree with the Telco tie in statement. If Palm tie this up with one phone company per country a la iphone they are totally boned.
I am looking forward to have a play with one as they look great though!
I own an xbox 360 to play halo3 and left4dead with my friends. I would buy a PS3 in a heartbeat if there were any games for me to play. I have played KZ2 but I still don't think that it is the killer app for me to buy one.
Apologies to Baldrick
His little false USB finger looks like a willy. Which is ironic, because my willy looks like a little USB finger.
Google had a site where music videos were being legally streamed, because the profits from advertising revenue were worth more than the fees to the PRS for the videos. The PRS demanded higher fees that would make the site operate at a loss. So Google has stopped doing so.
That the PRS believes Google is incumbent to run a loss in order to continue acting as a promotional window for the record companies the former represents is the sort of naive thinking that is to be expected of them, frankly. They played hardball, and lost big time.
I would deliberately not bring any money and urinate like a cat on the duty free trolley.
Further reports name the Earthworm as 'Jim', who was in pursuit of his 'Ultra-high-tech-indestructible-super-space-cyber-suit' which he thought was the laptop.
Well good luck to 'em
Having had video calling features on my phones for about 4 years now and making, let me think, one call in that time to test out the video calling, this isn't a killer app for me.
I do think that reguarly calling from a watch is pretty cool though if coupled with a bluetooth headset or something.
I believe that Sophie Winkleman is rather attractive. Of course, Sophie is not quite as nice as Miss Bee (who is ace!).
This really scares the shit out of me. How can we stop this creep of powers?
How about a CCTV icon?
Go on Lads!
Arrr Me Hearties!
This is awesome! I will totally get one of these (if they are made by poor chinese kids in a lightless factory)
I have to admit this seems like a great idea depending on the implementation. I miss physical buttons on my touch screen HTC so this could be the best of both worlds.
The cynic in me thinks that Skype has found a foolproof way to monetise their business stream. The sloth in me wants to go and have a little lie down.
I am hoping that this will be good down to the ends of my luxuriant curlicues.
If not, well, I know where CC lives...(or used to live anyway)
Redbourn (if it helps).
We definitely need a 'meh' icon.
If Heath Ledger were alive now...
He would be scrabbling like mad on his coffin lid. (Apologies for forgetting who said the original quote.)
Union of Sausage Anglers
Instead of an ID card with foreign languages on it...
I would like chips for tea.
How much more black could this be?
The answer is none. None more black.
Lots of people are critical
To be fair there isn't a lot of detail in this article but I agree that this person was very foolish. However if he or his minion adhered to the protocol for checking funds in the company bank account and the bank told him the funds were there, then the banks were in no small part complicit in the cock up.
Colour me surprised
When they only release something in the US and Canada then they are bound to have crippled sales. I live in the UK and I wouldn't mind having one but FFS! North America only?
Skype Digger (Remix)
They take my gmail - when I'm in need
Yeah they're rifling through, myspace indeed
Oh they are skype diggers - way over town
That digs on me.....
I have been to Calgary Zoo...
And I too, felt like the poor goat it was that bad.
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