Whatever happens, don't mention the tank!
AVON ist die Abkürzung für Amtliches Verzeichnis der Ortsnetzkennzahlen
Du nimmst das Pissen, Hans!
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AVON ist die Abkürzung für Amtliches Verzeichnis der Ortsnetzkennzahlen
Du nimmst das Pissen, Hans!
Expecting a Hitler skit about "THOSE PLANS ARE ALL IN METRIC!" soon.
Probably cheaper to drop the "historicity" and have one built from original plans.
It's probably been repurposed. After all the rebels drove a Josef Stalin 2 off its pedestal in Donetsk, one wonders how that is possible, the motor must have been blown a long time ago. Or maybe it was just for "our side's" propaganda purposes because the lettering "TO KIEV!!" was still very visible, striking fear in freedom lovers everywhere.
"President Obama has made it clear that the greatest nation on earth should not have to rely on any other country to get into space," said NASA Administrator Charles Bolden at a press conference on Tuesday.
Did he crack one off in public to rousing applause, too?
USA - Please embark on the 'B' Ark, stat. The rest of the world will manage, we will retrain some to do the phone cleaning. Thanks.
Putin & Co cast their eyes towards Lebensraum in the Ukraine.
I didn't know La Madame Psaki had joined Team Reg? Oh well.
I guess once Rabbis start getting chased out of Kiev the Lebensraum will be on the other boot, to mix the sayings.
> 9k of my tax avoi.. err. hard earned cash
> my criminal part... err.. friends
> The vermin this site hopes to attract
... the envious are more likely to be mollified by seeing others deprived of some advantage than by gaining it for themselves. It is not what they lack that chiefly troubles them, but what others have. The envious are not satisfied with equality; they secretly yearn for superiority and revenge. In the French Revolution of 1848, a woman coal-heaver is said to have remarked to a richly dressed lady: “Yes, madam, everything’s going to be equal now; I shall go in silks and you’ll carry coal.”
"privacy rights, gun control, marriage equality, women's rights, health insurance coverage for mental health issues, environmental protection"
Sadly, this sounds like the pandering-to-progressives shopping list.
It may be surpassed by Lizzie Warren, but only just.
The total arse who poisoned the Oslo peace process was not a Jew. He was a Palestinian. His name was Yasser Arafat. He was handed the two state solution as he proposed it with one small exception: The PLO was required to change its charter to admit Israel had the right to exist. Yasser Arafat rejected that deal.
He did what now? Are you pulling random crap out of your arse or reading too much of the fascist sheets that call themselves "Israeli newspapers" these days?
What was rejected was the statement that Israel shall be a "Jewish State". That was around 2008 or so. The "right to exist" question had been put to rest around 1988.
And also, by a guy who was actually around:
Yasser Arafat said about Oslo: "This is the best agreement that could be achieved in the worst situation." He meant the balance of power, with Israel’s huge advantage over the Palestinians.
For the sake of fair disclosure: I may have contributed in a small way to the shaping of his attitude. At my meetings with him in Tunis, I advocated again and again a pragmatic approach. Learn from the Zionists, I told him. They never said "No." At every stage they agreed to accept what was offered to them, and immediately went on to strive for more. The Palestinians, on the contrary, always said "No" and lost.
The Oslo Agreement (officially the Declaration of Principles) was based, from the Palestinian point of view, on this assumption. It was supposed to give the Palestinians a minimal state-like basis, which would evolve gradually until the sovereign state of Palestine would be established.
The trouble was that this final aim was not spelled out in the agreement. That was its fatal defect.
The long term Palestinian aim was perfectly clear. It had been fixed by Arafat long before: the state of Palestine in all the occupied territories, a return to the borders existing before the 1967 war (with the possibility of minor swaps of territory here and there), East Jerusalem (including the Islamic and Christian shrines) becoming the capital of Palestine, dismantling of the settlements on Palestinian territory, a solution of the refugee problem in agreement with Israel. This aim has not been and will not be changed. Any Palestinian leader who accepted less would be branded by his people as a traitor.
But the Israeli aim was not fixed at all, and has remained open to this day. That is why the implementation of practically every part of the agreement has aroused such controversy, always resolved by the immense Israeli superiority of power. Gradually, the agreement gave up its soul, leaving behind only dead letters.
That kind of horse trading is not a good idea either. Clarity in all things.
Search giant Google has been accused of avoiding UK tax by routing most of its earnings through Ireland – saving about £100m a year by paying Irish corporation tax at 12.5 per cent rather than the 28 per cent in the UK.
Ok, so this is basically a funny bunfight between the different taxation reservoirs, a beggar-your-neighbour freakshow and nothing else.
In other words, Ireland's extortion result would be down by £100m a year, and the UK's up by £200m a year. The £100m clawed back would not go to investment at Google, but to various preferred taxfeeders in the UK. This is also going to help a lot towards paying back the national debt of £1'000'000m (that's not a typo).
Dragons depress the economy by sitting on cash rather than putting it into circulation.
You are just a know-nothing who doesn't know how an economy works, how economic calculation works, and what the European Central Bank is currently doing.
But don't sweat it, you are in good company. I would say about 95% of the population are similarly clueless.
There is no doubt about that. Well-connected people made out like bandits. And now we have mercenary outfits pumped up with billions of dollars, apparently back in business against ISIS. One of those days, the president will be the one who chose to hide behind a curtain.
Indeed, without the ANTHRAX attacks (anyone remember those), there might have been far less moral panic to sign anything into law waht lands on the desk, even a shit sandwich. Sadly the perp decided to commit suicide conveniently and in a most gruesome manner.
There is bound to be some Scheisse geht runter und schlägt den Propeller this Monday morning.
On 9 March 2005, a 38-year-old Greek electrical engineer named Costas Tsalikidis was found hanged in his Athens loft apartment, an apparent suicide. It would prove to be merely the first public news of a scandal that would roil Greece for months. The next day, the prime minister of Greece was told that his cellphone was being bugged, as were those of the mayor of Athens and at least 100 other high-ranking dignitaries, including an employee of the U.S. embassy. Major network penetrations of any kind are exceedingly uncommon. They are hard to pull off, and equally hard to investigate. ... We still don't know who committed this crime. A big reason is that the UK-based Vodafone Group, one of the largest cellular providers in the world, bobbled its handling of some key log files. It also reflexively removed the rogue software, instead of letting it continue to run, tipping off the perpetrators that their intrusion had been detected and giving them a chance to run for cover. The company was fined 76 million this past December.
That would yield pretty glossy pictures in A0 if true, but it would imply a certain percentage of visible surveillance traffic. Mysterious SNMP packets?
"WHERE ARE THE HOWLS NOW?"
Brb, getting my wolves.
> walking the rest of the country (if they win) into financial ruin
At least some anonymous cowards seem to be impressed by the beautifully adorned large carpet covering the current economic situation "fundamentals".
> 6 thumbs down
What kind of .dll do you need to pull onto the printer to make this possible?
You will find an NSA marker on both.
What happened to Titanfall?
Nothing comes for free - we can't always count the cost, though. That's a different kind of "debt". If the doomiest scenario comes about, and one company (Google) accrues most of the value of transactions that take place over the network, then our obsession with shiny things today will have a very high cost for future generations.
What, like a few cents per year? Presumably with assassins driving around in Googlemobiles bumping off engineers of the competition, MEK-style.
A "very high cost for future generations" is the current wholesale elimination of economic perspectives by our "leaders", but that sounds less scary than "Google has me by the balls and there is no competitory...."
Ah, those Nazi spies, one needs to forestall their cunning ways or they will surely dance on our beaches!
Seriously though, how would they know there is encryption? Do the waves change colourr?
To my own house, he thought. Arctor's house. Up the street at the house I am Bob Arctor, the heavy doper suspect being scanned without his knowledge, and then every couple of days I find a pretext to slip down the street and into the apartment where I am Fred replaying miles and miles of tape to see what I did, and this whole business, he thought, depresses me. Except for the protection -- and valuable personal information -- it will give me.
Isn't that already passé?
Rather more like A Scanner Darkly, with Fear Generated by Politicians as the Substance D that everyone is on?
In other news:
The financial data for the top name on the list, Twitter, is all that is required to remind us that once again markets are trading in the nosebleed section of history, rivaling even the madness of March 2000. Currently, Twitter (TWTR) is valued at $31 billion.That’s 18X revenue, but the catch is that the revenue in question is its lifetime bookings over the 18 quarters since Q1 2010.
When it comes to profits, the numbers are not nearly so promising! For the LTM (last 12 months) period ending in June, TWTR booked $974 million of revenue and $1.7 billion of operating expense. That why “NM” shows up in its LTM ratio of enterprise value to EBITDA. It turns out that its EBITDA was -$704 million. In fact, its R&D expense alone was 83% of revenues.
That’s not the real fantasy, however. The sell-side hockey sticks indicate that TWTR’s forward multiple is only 86.6X projected EBITDA. Let’s see. At its current total enterprise value, this implies it will generate $350 million of positive EBITDA in the next 12 months—or a $1 billion favorable swing from the LTM number.
Just say its going to take some doing—not to say a miracle. During Q2 EBITDA was -$104 million compared to -$13 million in the year ago June quarter. So TWTR’s cash profit numbers are marching to the rear at a furious pace, but never mind. It’s EBITDA will soar skyward any moment now, making it 86.6X forward multiple completely rational….. Right.
Any day now, this third and greatest bubble of the 21st century will reach a boiling point that even the mad money printers in the Eccles Building will not be able to sustain. Then there will be another thundering financial market crash—with collateral damage ricocheting willy-nilly in every direction along main street.
Yeah, I don't get that either?
Team Register - Bonmots by Committee
Frankly, I want to see a faster (and ajaxified) interface before the first nuke flies about Poroshenko's backyard ("of no economic interest", dixit NYT). So before end of Mai 2015, please.
Salesforce as an issue/bug tracking system
That's not what salesforce is even for. Is your outfit utterly retarded?
Hint: It's SALESforce not BUGSforce ("what's up doc?").
Please call a vet with a horse termination syringe.
So basically they set up a resonating ball and spring device, although a small one with no friction?
Supernatural Horror in El Reg Reporting!
Dabbs, what are you doing in my room!
It's not as if they planted it on any device
iStuff are not devices?
Google and Apple colluding on employee salaries
You should not be amazed at all. Once it comes down to disallowing people to talk to each other and agree on pricing you know the inner progressive logic overrides the libertarian.
Only people who somehow think that there is a god-giving right to get high salaries from Google/Apple for divine work rendered or that people are actually being forced to work there (they are monopsonists on the job market, right?) have any sort of problem with that.
The representative of the OUR will have a word with Obama soon for a few billion years of unbilled fusion services.
Just a Hollywood movie plot which is probably being pitched to some director right now as the blockbuster for summer of 2015. Happens all the time.
President of the United World Government
Imagining that a "United World Government" could do anything except gaze at its own navel through the mirror maze of superbloated bureaucracy, free-fall-devalue the world currency and pass most of the time suppressing dissent in the most brutal manner imaginable -- as opposed to be able to set up Mars as a lifeboat -- is beyond ludicrous. UWG would be the
Koch brotherscartel. And if anyone told me that he wanted ship me to Mars for survival, I would immediately conclude I was being cunningly Lincoln Train'd.
Wait! There are wars, poverty, pollution, envirocollapse and everything? This seems to be confirmation that "there is no daylight" between World Government and the Bad Guys. Maybe this is aaactually a sly psychological thriller which cunningly hides the key to a deeper layer of the story? Read it again, dear reviewer, and report back.
Back to reading the "Southern Reach Trilogy", which is now complete.
In any case using a "file extension" (something that comes a limitations of MS-DOS FAT filesystem) as metadata in 2014 (in particular, in determining what process should read the file) .... no wonder this "industry" is a joke.
But what if you now mirror it?
No one will be suspicious of a message from their "bank" with the text written backwards...
It's like ECB negative interest rates. Nothing surprises anymore.
> we cannot say anything coz this forum is full of window cleaners
This is not like you are an university prof in Israel talking about Gaza. Speak your mind.
I read it as "Backwarps". Probably a special maneouver of the NCC-1701?
> supported software
Honor among thieves?
1) Leo splurges cash that might have been better spent on serious investments yielding ROI and government chest-beating windfalls in the form of jobs and taxes
2) Shareholders complacent
4) A HUGE YACHT FOR CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION APPEARS!
Well, these are the bubble times!
Keynesians will rejoice as they are incapable of distinguishing between consumption and investment but so be it.
I like to wake up to extremo-muslim speeches from my computer in the morning.
"BLACK DELL" JIHADI POISON AUDIO SHOCKER! SEAL TEAM AGHAST: "MY HURT WILL GO ON!"