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It's all down to the algorithm that reconfigures, you see...

FPGA-based reconfigurable computing is old as old. I remember an article in Byte Magazine circa 1990 about how you could make machines go zoom with PAL components.

Yes it works, the problem being the program that maps your application to the (modern) FPGA array. Not so easy.

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Happy

"A surprisingly attractive Trotskyite"

In turtleneck sweaters?

"Belgian regulators have already been sniffing around Apple's subs plan. Now they'll be able to get stuck in proper."

They should not. Let's see what "the market" will do for once. "Sniffing around" just builds the Bruxelles Bureaucracy. Don't feed the cancer!

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Brain falls on floor, gets squashed

So let's see, the PM of Sweden declaring randomly that some dude who isn't Swede and may or may not have had inappropriate touchings with Swedish ladies is "public enemy number uno" in Sweden can be somehow justified because....

- There is a difference between Sweden and the US

- Nations are interconnected in "some fashion or another"

- Destabilizing political power has consequences on the economy

- Gov's agree that Assange is an ass.

Yes. Brilliant. Paris, please.

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"Swedish authorities want to question Assange"

Listening to the Swedish PM, they also want to brownnose the Obama Administration.

This doesn't bode well. I'm sure the rendition transport is already sitting on the tarmac.

At http://thenews.com.pk/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=11012, we read:

"Earlier, Swedish Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt criticised Assange saying he has '' become public enemy number one in Sweden''"

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Big Brother

You fail

For using "US government" and "legal right" in the same sentence.

Unless you were born after 2000.

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WTF?

A third detected device was discovered...

"... but disappeared before it was turned over to local police"

Keyloggers from the 4th dimension? A case for the X-files?

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Coat

Get out of here, Stalker!

That was too easy.

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Headmaster

No.

Look up "Non-accelerated frame of reference".

If you need assistance, ask you school teacher about it!

Then come back to post again.

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Rent seekers gonna seek rent.

The problem is not "bad patents". The problem is the existence of state-granted market-entry denial thingamabobs like "patents" in the first place.

In the best case, it's a tax that self-proclaimed inventors can pull in from companies that actually make the effort to go to market. In the worst, it's a writ to enable some cretin to keep others in the stone age.

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"ZOMG torrent please"

That would be "stuxnet, (c) 2008 Pinky & The Brain"

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Pint

Give it up, man.

Sappeur won't take over the world even you post in every Reg article.

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Pirate

"Fear will hold this franchise together..."

"...fear of my ego and these upwardly mobile lawyer types."

Reminds me of the times when Paramount went after all the Star Trek fansites. Back in 1996 I think. Don't know what happened after that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_fan_productions#Legal_issues

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"someone's hard work *has* been ripped-off"

Someone doesn't understand what a "patent" is all about.

Go educate yourself, greenhorn.

Remember when software patents where still a gleam in lawyers' and other boardroom sociopaths' eyes and bureaucrats from the USPTO as well as politicians hungry for free food and wine were picking up on the idea?

Most sane people though the idea ridiculous.

It's been downhill ever since.

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Grenade

I demand that names and addresses be posted!

I'm gonna fetch grandma's old blunderbuss in the meantime.

Revolution in the southern lands? Time to clean up in the "West", too.

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Alien

An early extract of 4chan's /b/

Or maybe something to do with Chtulhu and Bob Howard.

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Effing hell

An article on the Food Prices Scare based on actual knowledge of economics as opposed to knowledge of inflammatory politicking?

A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Whenever I hear “How banking speculation causes food crises” I know that in the end I would like to loosen a few teeth of the author with well-targeted punches to the face. Not in this case.

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No.

Everyone alive since the 70's "xeroxes". Because the Xerox Copier owned the market at one stage.

Young ones may not be aware that this was the case...

And there is also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RanXerox for those who read 70's Sci-Fi pulp mags.

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We have been there before

As Murray Rothbard wrote in 1979:

As the debate intensified, the answer to this puzzle became all too clear: these soothsayers and space cadets don't really care all that much for liberty. They don't in fact, care very much for the real world or reality. What motivates them is not the prospect of liberty but spinning phantom scenarios of the never-never land of Eden. (...)

But this is indeed a religion — it is not a political philosophy, and it sure as hell is not political action. Yet libertarians have not come to promise human beings a technocratic utopia; we have come to bring everyone freedom, the freedom of each individual to pursue whatever his or her dreams of the future may be. Or even to have no vision of the future. Libertarianism is surely not all of life; it brings the gift of political freedom to every person to pursue his own goals. His goals, not ours. To call — as a political party — for a specific vision of the future, the space-cadet vision, implies that that particular goal is going to be imposed on everyone, whether they like it or not.

This is not freedom: it is totalitarianism. Primitivists, after all, have rights too. They too should have the freedom, if they wish, to live unmolested on their own. Thus, neither primitivists nor space cultists should be given a forum within the Libertarian Party to promote and impose their own favorite level of technology.

To put it succinctly: the goal of libertarianism is freedom, period. No more and no less. Anything less is a betrayal; but anything more is equally a betrayal of liberty, because it implies imposing our own goals on others. To be a libertarian must mean that one upholds liberty as the highest political end not necessarily one's highest personal end. To confuse the issue, to mix in any sort of vision — technocratic or futuristic or any other — with politics, is to abandon liberty as that highest political goal, and at the very least to destroy the very meaning of a political movement or organization.

Oddly enough, space and the space program — which the great revisionist historian Harry Elmer Barnes aptly termed the "moondoggle" and "astrobaloney'! — is precisely the area where the government has exercised total domination. Such futurist heroes of our "libertarian" space cultists as Dr. Gerard K. O'Neill are government-financed scientists and researchers whose projected "space colonies" will not be the "free space colonies" of our space cultists' dreams but projects totally planned and operated by the federal government. Yet instead of engaging in sober critiques of the governmental space program, our space cadets embrace these state futurists as virtually their own.

http://mises.org/daily/4491

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WTF?

"US gov - the wealthiest"

I don't know whether facepalming hard is enough of a visceral response to such blue-eyed naiveté.

14 trillion dollars in the red, on a nowhere trip into stagflation and .... "the wealthiest"?

Before thinking about "starships" they should maybe manage to clean the open bogs.

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In that case...

...you could reverse-filter them.

ISP shall be required to add meta-tags to any outgoing HTTP traffic from mumsnet members.

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Like Philip K. Dick's "Eye in the Sky"

With the neurotic soccer mom Edith Pritchert who wanted to make everything unconvenient, unsafe or unbecoming just disappear from her world. And she could, ending in disaster.

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Big Brother

This news brought you by...

..the Imperial Maintenance Network.

"Defending Democracy since 1916. If it suits us."

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Paris Hilton

"Don't Look Now"

It's the movie with the little girl in the red dress playing in Venise?

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"Assisted selection"

There's an app for that!

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American Dog, we make torture you!

Where can I subscribe/comment so that Sony sends me a nastygram and forces my local law enforcement to waste money and play personal toyboy to their "law and order" department?

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Alien

COBOL *is* mighty!

Like the Force or Dark Matter, it pervades the Universe and controls your bank account.

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Run, Forrester, run!

"We expect to see educational institutions switch to other languages for primary education, ones with stronger client-side representation such as JavaScript and HTML 5"

- Implying that you can teach people in JavaScript as opposed to confusing them

- Implying that HTML5 is a language

- Implying that "client-side representation" is somehow important in teaching

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Paris Hilton

...onto a supersonic jet!

"Social-climbing limousine faux-liberals" love taking supersonic jets.

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WTF?

Why is Albert Wesker commanding the Battlestar carrying Mai Waifu?

I demand an answer!

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Pint

"Java" will now be relabeled "Belarus"

But we can live with that, can't we?

Oh I think, there's an armed taxman at the door....

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Happy

But GiTS had a good storyline

Also, Fujikomas.

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Big Brother

Snowstorms! Get ready for Quantiative Easing Part 3!

FIRE!!

Keynesians will cream their pants, wise widows will transform their dollar account into cold, hard and shiny metal bought illegally and leftists will bemoan the "austerity" measure hitting the "worker class", then demand a tax hike and a wage increase because it's hard to live under boot of capitalists.

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I blame unions.

California according to Gary North:

1. A gigantic debt

2. A gigantic annual deficit

3. A declining school system

4. High unemployment

5. A rotten business climate (48th worst)

Now add:

6. Sheer bloody-mindedness in nonzero-risk situations

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Because Nature doesn't work with equations but equations model it...

There do not seem to be "actual infinities" cropping up in real life, so the idea to smell the brimstone when your equation breaks down is a good one. E.g. in General Relativity, you have infinities at Black Hole centers. But this is most probably unphysical - in real life "in the small, and at extreme curvature", spacetime may undergo state transitions so that the equations of GR are no longer applicable at all and you have to switch to something else. Take a look at Chemistry where some equations are applicable "generally", but once things heat up and get too energetic, you better invent new math to describe what happens.

Wilzek on SUSY is here:

http://video.ias.edu/stream&ref=409

Very nice.

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Asian sweatshop operating room

Hell yeah.

But did they give it two right thumbs?

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Next theory: Why the Earth is banana-shaped

1) Change management: an administrative function trying to sound like an executive one.

What kind of meaningful interpretation can we assign to this phrase? Doesn't everyone know that "change management" has a much to with boardroom antics as "bug management"?

2) This is what was behind much of the Web 2.0 blather, too.

I thought it was joss sticks, and lots of free money sloshing around due to incredibly retarded credit policy by the Clinton / Greenspan horsemen of the econocalypse.

3) Large companies (such as newspapers, for example) deferred to their technicians to produce the innovation and strategy - only to find they had over-promoted a cadre of bureaucrats.

Doesn't make sense from any angle. Does this mean that "innovation and strategy" is coming from the executive level? That technicians are actually bureaucrats which may get over-promoted because they are innovative? Questions, questions....

4) It's just a theory.

Your attitude needs correction. The headmaster shall see you now.

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"The pornography itself seems to have been mild enough."

No-one should care whether it's mild or whatever.

There seems to be a lot of "trust" in the state bureaucracy. Are they afraid of leakers? I guess getting fired counts as a win.

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"Homeland Security Investigations"

I feel there is fat-bellied mid-level middle-aged bureaucracy sniffing out for some empire building and thinking that going into share denial enforcement would be a good way to score some brownie points while waiting for the pension scheme to vest.

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Apparently some kind of event...

...whereby participants are encouraged to give their brain stems the shaky treatment by smashing heads together.

Apparently ads are also shown.

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America! Fuck yeah!!

But you should be able to buy "offshore". A Belgian P90 with a silencer and an Israeli Elbit Falcon red dot sight, please.

On second thoughts, the silencer is probably prohibited by Federal Law. :-(

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Grenade

Call to protect my ruined PS3 experience spotted, film at 11

The paycheck from Sony will clear, I'm sure.

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Dead Vulture

Rage!!

"Dr Bertolucci has previously briefed the Reg on the intriguing theory of supersymmetry, which suggests that space-time actually has up to ten dimensions rather than the humdrum four we can normally perceive."

El Reg should then pay attention to what was being said in that probably well-wined lecture.

Supersymmetry has nothing to do with "extra dimensions", hidden or not. You need group theory mainly and the iron will to eliminate infinities in your equations.

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"Security expert on Fox News, Bloomberg TV, and CNN"

Enough said.

World's No.1 hacker. Ugh. Why isn't he in a movie with Travolta getting a blowjob?

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Coat

Inspecteur La Bavure

I the police was doing something they would probably have shot the twin brother at point-blank range. Mistaken identity etc..

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Dead Vulture

Good to hear that

Reg. Checks. Not.

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Big Brother

"Too Big To Fail"

Her Imperial Cluelessness hasn't been her of yet. Let the Imperial Vice President speak:

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Backchannels/2011/0127/Joe-Biden-says-Egypt-s-Mubarak-no-dictator-he-shouldn-t-step-down

Asked if he would characterize Mubarak as a dictator Biden responded: “Mubarak has been an ally of ours in a number of things. And he’s been very responsible on, relative to geopolitical interest in the region, the Middle East peace efforts; the actions Egypt has taken relative to normalizing relationship with – with Israel. … I would not refer to him as a dictator.”

(...) Mr. Biden's comments are unlikely to be well-received by regime opponents, as they fit a narrative of steadfast US support for a government they want to bring down. About eight protesters and one policeman have died this week as Egypt has sought to bring down the heavy hand of the state against opponents. Since the US provides about $1.3 billion in military aid to Egypt a year, the repressive apparatus of the state is seen by many in Egypt as hand in glove with the US.

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Pint

The SA80 actually works now?

That's news to me.

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FAIL

"through many hours of hard work"

This *is* 2011.

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Well, the NYT isn't a newspaper, so why are they complaining?

They are still propelling the propaganda on Iran and Af/Pak (generally using officially leaked leaks from unnamed government officials) after grave facilitation of the Iraq debacle.

At least they got rid of Judith Miller.

What a bunch of embedded jerks.

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Big Brother

Nope

You ask the European Central Bank for some help.

It then socializes the cost over Europe by printing money and ratcheting up inflation.